| Raf 29.07.2009 15:40 |
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/4295/ogaaanuku610qm9g1muduif.jpg It's perfect. |
| Maruga 29.07.2009 16:36 |
Come on!!! You're in the past... Get over it!!! That doesn't exist anymore... It's a new world... |
| Raf 29.07.2009 17:08 |
Maruga wrote: Come on!!!You're in the past... Get over it!!! That doesn't exist anymore... It's a new world... And where are YOU? Get out of your shell, talk to some people, make a friend or two and try to learn the meaning of "sarcasm" and "humour". |
| «¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» 29.07.2009 17:09 |
DREAM ON!!! |
| Mr.Jingles 29.07.2009 19:50 |
God, I love good ol' 1950's family values. ONE OF THESE DAYS, ALICE... POW!! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!! |
| Erin 29.07.2009 23:37 |
I would have been the worst 1950's wife EVER. [img=/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif][/img] |
| Rick 30.07.2009 05:08 |
"Honey, I'm home." |
| andreas_mercury 30.07.2009 05:59 |
«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» wrote: DREAM ON!!!yeah, you would need to be able to read before you could follow that list and be a good 50s wife ...... lol |
| pittrek 30.07.2009 08:28 |
"Be a little gay" :-) Yeah, men love gay women :-) Isn't it funny how the meaning of some words can change in 50 years ? |
| thomasquinn 32989 30.07.2009 09:15 |
Raf wrote: http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/4295/ogaaanuku610qm9g1muduif.jpg It's perfect. Raf, I feel bound to warn you: this model of the family also obliges *you* to work your ass of from the break of day to the early evening on Mondays through Fridays, and from the break of day to the early afternoon on Saturdays, preferably in a car-factory or at an insurance company. When you return home, you are expected to have a whisky-soda, read the papers, have dinner, and then entertain your four or five children, before preparing your weekly lecture at the local bible-club on Wednesdays. On Thursdays you go bowling, and on Tuesdays and Fridays you play bridge with the Jones'. Your wife will perpetually nag you for that new model Hoover vacume cleaner, the new four-door Dodge model 1958 (which, I might add, you are expected to clean and tinker with on Saturday afternoons). Let's not even get started about church on Sundays. |
| dragon-fly 30.07.2009 09:40 |
Nice, good luck with that! |
| The Real Wizard 30.07.2009 10:28 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: ONE OF THESE DAYS, ALICE... POW!! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!! Whoa... excuse me sir, but was that a.... Looney Tunes reference !?!? |
| Lady Nyx 30.07.2009 14:01 |
lmao omg.... i would still be the worlds worst wife. im wayyyyy too selfish to dream of doing any of these things for anyone. shit, i need a husband to do all that for me 8-) |
| catqueen 30.07.2009 16:51 |
Uh huh. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 30.07.2009 17:02 |
HA! |
| Raf 30.07.2009 19:58 |
ThomasQuinn wrote:Okay, okay, I got it, I'd be deeply unhappy in the 50s. But I certainly wouldn't think twice before marrying a girl who follows those rules... :PRaf wrote: http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/4295/ogaaanuku610qm9g1muduif.jpg It's perfect.Raf, I feel bound to warn you: this model of the family also obliges *you* to work your ass of from the break of day to the early evening on Mondays through Fridays, and from the break of day to the early afternoon on Saturdays, preferably in a car-factory or at an insurance company. When you return home, you are expected to have a whisky-soda, read the papers, have dinner, and then entertain your four or five children, before preparing your weekly lecture at the local bible-club on Wednesdays. On Thursdays you go bowling, and on Tuesdays and Fridays you play bridge with the Jones'. Your wife will perpetually nag you for that new model Hoover vacume cleaner, the new four-door Dodge model 1958 (which, I might add, you are expected to clean and tinker with on Saturday afternoons). Let's not even get started about church on Sundays. |
| Crazy LittleThing 30.07.2009 21:17 |
Raf wrote:No way. In the 50s Raf would have been a James Dean/Marlon Brando type, wearing a leather jacket, driving a motorcyle or a cool car.ThomasQuinn wrote:Okay, okay, I got it, I'd be deeply unhappy in the 50s. But I certainly wouldn't think twice before marrying a girl who follows those rules... :PRaf wrote: http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/4295/ogaaanuku610qm9g1muduif.jpg It's perfect.Raf, I feel bound to warn you: this model of the family also obliges *you* to work your ass of from the break of day to the early evening on Mondays through Fridays, and from the break of day to the early afternoon on Saturdays, preferably in a car-factory or at an insurance company. When you return home, you are expected to have a whisky-soda, read the papers, have dinner, and then entertain your four or five children, before preparing your weekly lecture at the local bible-club on Wednesdays. On Thursdays you go bowling, and on Tuesdays and Fridays you play bridge with the Jones'. Your wife will perpetually nag you for that new model Hoover vacume cleaner, the new four-door Dodge model 1958 (which, I might add, you are expected to clean and tinker with on Saturday afternoons). Let's not even get started about church on Sundays. |
| thomasquinn 32989 31.07.2009 05:03 |
Raf wrote:ThomasQuinn wrote:Okay, okay, I got it, I'd be deeply unhappy in the 50s. But I certainly wouldn't think twice before marrying a girl who follows those rules... :PRaf wrote: http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/4295/ogaaanuku610qm9g1muduif.jpg It's perfect.Raf, I feel bound to warn you: this model of the family also obliges *you* to work your ass of from the break of day to the early evening on Mondays through Fridays, and from the break of day to the early afternoon on Saturdays, preferably in a car-factory or at an insurance company. When you return home, you are expected to have a whisky-soda, read the papers, have dinner, and then entertain your four or five children, before preparing your weekly lecture at the local bible-club on Wednesdays. On Thursdays you go bowling, and on Tuesdays and Fridays you play bridge with the Jones'. Your wife will perpetually nag you for that new model Hoover vacume cleaner, the new four-door Dodge model 1958 (which, I might add, you are expected to clean and tinker with on Saturday afternoons). Let's not even get started about church on Sundays. May I recommend turning your focus to China or Japan? |
| Mr.Jingles 31.07.2009 08:54 |
Sir GH wrote:Mr.Jingles wrote: ONE OF THESE DAYS, ALICE... POW!! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!Whoa... excuse me sir, but was that a.... Looney Tunes reference !?!? Yes and No. It was a 'Honeymooners' reference that was spoofed on a Looney Tunes cartoon. |
| thomasquinn 32989 31.07.2009 09:29 |
Incidentally, Raf, you do realize that, if you were to find yourself a genuine 1950s poster-girl, there are certain...unexpected downsides? Let me put it like this: if you were ever to ask for a blow-job, you'd have just enough time to explain what you mean by that before she went back to her mother. |
| The Mir@cle 31.07.2009 09:37 |
Where are the times when a man went out, hit a woman with a stick on their head to drag them home at their hairs.... |
| thomasquinn 32989 31.07.2009 10:18 |
You mean the '90s? |