JoxerTheDeityPirate 13.05.2009 04:37 |
yes folks,dust down your ABBA platform boots and the Bucks Fizz skirts and let 'Love Shine A Light' into our little hole of recession as this years wonderful Eurovision nonsense kicked off with the first semi-final in Moskva last night [next semi on Thursday with the final on Saturday]. this years proves just one thing and that is just when you think it cant get any more ludicrous,it does. cop a load of the fellow from the Czech Republic in this clip and tell me that Eurovision is not the greatest show on Earth. and no its not Freddie in a red cape [which does appear to be this years fashion accessory in Europe] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHm5tG6IYwI&feature=PlayList&p=681126CFC27EA749&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=74 |
john bodega 13.05.2009 04:53 |
Surely by now they've realised that no one wins Eurovision... it's like war. |
catqueen 13.05.2009 05:17 |
Hahahahaha! :) brilliant. |
Syb Ringnalda 13.05.2009 06:42 |
I wonder how far the Dutch Toppers will come...it bores the crap out of me, but we'll see |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 13.05.2009 07:27 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Surely by now they've realised that no one wins Eurovision... it's like war. im waiting for the Aussies to join as they are part of the European TV thingymebob.no i dont understand how they are either but if Israel can be a part of it then why not the Aussies? |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 13.05.2009 07:28 |
Syb Ringnalda wrote: I wonder how far the Dutch Toppers will come...it bores the crap out of me, but we'll seethe Dutch have to qualify tomorrow night [thursday] so we shall see how well they do then,lets hope they dont have a red cape on their person anywhere |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 13.05.2009 07:29 |
personally,im looking forward to the break-dancing Hobbits from Albania tomorrow night :-] |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 13.05.2009 12:20 |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJiE8NHWlv8&feature=PlayList&p=0BCB4275E1973490&index=10 just for Maggie :-] be aware that cats may find this a tad sensitive to their hearing.. |
Syb Ringnalda 13.05.2009 12:25 |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D20dJ-xUWs8&feature=related I'm not a great fan of it |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 13.05.2009 13:34 |
Syb Ringnalda wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D20dJ-xUWs8&feature=related I'm not a great fan of it me neither :-[ is she selling ice cream at 1.24m? |
Syb Ringnalda 13.05.2009 13:50 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:Syb Ringnalda wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D20dJ-xUWs8&feature=related I'm not a great fan of itme neither :-[ is she selling ice cream at 1.24m? probably :) I still don't know what that box is for |
catqueen 13.05.2009 15:00 |
It's hilarious when he spins around though, in 2.something! :) |
Syb Ringnalda 13.05.2009 16:38 |
Ha ha ha yeah... It's all they are- hilarious |
AspiringPhilosophe 13.05.2009 21:14 |
I told you Jon, I just wonder whether the man actually has testicles, or if he's a eunuch to sing like that. Either that or he's REALLY good at pretending to be a cat in heat. As far as the Dutch act goes...their act was better last year. Three middle aged guys trying to sing Europop does not good entertainment make; unless they are going for pity votes. Those two boy bands from the first semis weren't too good either; they didn't even have the audience with them. Though I have to admit the star of the night was the Czech Republic. I was glad that my boss had left by the point they came on, or she'd have come down to my office and wondered what in the hell was so funny! (Had to lug my laptop to my office to use their internet connection; it's faster than mine!) You guys should let Australia in...and Canada as well. Of course I also think you should let us in; we could provide you with a real cowboy act from Texas that would guarantee that at least the UK wouldn't be dead last at the end. [img=/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif][/img] |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.05.2009 05:00 |
AspiringPhilosophe wrote: I told you Jon, I just wonder whether the man actually has testicles, or if he's a eunuch to sing like that. Either that or he's REALLY good at pretending to be a cat in heat. As far as the Dutch act goes...their act was better last year. Three middle aged guys trying to sing Europop does not good entertainment make; unless they are going for pity votes. Those two boy bands from the first semis weren't too good either; they didn't even have the audience with them. Though I have to admit the star of the night was the Czech Republic. I was glad that my boss had left by the point they came on, or she'd have come down to my office and wondered what in the hell was so funny! (Had to lug my laptop to my office to use their internet connection; it's faster than mine!) You guys should let Australia in...and Canada as well. Of course I also think you should let us in; we could provide you with a real cowboy act from Texas that would guarantee that at least the UK wouldn't be dead last at the end. [img=/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif][/img]im having a small gathering tonight for the second semi-final and we've decided that we shall have a parlour game of doing cocktails and vodka jellies every time we see on tv [maximum 2 jellies per act]: a] a white suit b] a red cape c] an accordian d] break dancing hobbits we dont expect to able to see straight when the votes start... the favourite is in tonights qualifier,is Norway a nice place to go to this time of the year? and of course,we should let the colonies enter. it would be curious to see how the red cape dude from the Czech Republic would do in Texas lol |
thomasquinn 32989 14.05.2009 07:18 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Surely by now they've realised that no one wins Eurovision... it's like war. ...only infinitely more cruel and destructive... |
AspiringPhilosophe 14.05.2009 08:56 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:AspiringPhilosophe wrote: I told you Jon, I just wonder whether the man actually has testicles, or if he's a eunuch to sing like that. Either that or he's REALLY good at pretending to be a cat in heat. As far as the Dutch act goes...their act was better last year. Three middle aged guys trying to sing Europop does not good entertainment make; unless they are going for pity votes. Those two boy bands from the first semis weren't too good either; they didn't even have the audience with them. Though I have to admit the star of the night was the Czech Republic. I was glad that my boss had left by the point they came on, or she'd have come down to my office and wondered what in the hell was so funny! (Had to lug my laptop to my office to use their internet connection; it's faster than mine!) You guys should let Australia in...and Canada as well. Of course I also think you should let us in; we could provide you with a real cowboy act from Texas that would guarantee that at least the UK wouldn't be dead last at the end. [img=/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif][/img]im having a small gathering tonight for the second semi-final and we've decided that we shall have a parlour game of doing cocktails and vodka jellies every time we see on tv [maximum 2 jellies per act]: a] a white suit b] a red cape c] an accordian d] break dancing hobbits we dont expect to able to see straight when the votes start... the favourite is in tonights qualifier,is Norway a nice place to go to this time of the year? and of course,we should let the colonies enter. it would be curious to see how the red cape dude from the Czech Republic would do in Texas lol I can tell you exactly how that guy from the Czech Republic...along with the guy in the white disco suit from the first act, and the fabio-wannabe would do in Texas. They'd be shot on the spot. It would probably be the first fatality in Eurovision history. Of course, with the way things are politically here right now, you might have to extend a seperate invitation to Texas; typical with their mentality when they don't get their way, they're screaming about seceding from the US and becoming their own country again. |
Yara 14.05.2009 12:18 |
He'd be warmly welcomed in Iran. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.05.2009 13:52 |
cant wait for the hobbits and the dancing polar bears on tonights show. thank the maker for Jack Daniel's! |
***Marial-B*** 14.05.2009 16:00 |
link This is what Jon likes :D |
Syb Ringnalda 14.05.2009 17:01 |
Toppers are out. I kinda expected that really. But still a shame for them. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.05.2009 17:07 |
***Marial-B*** wrote: link This is what Jon likes :D what one? there were shitloads to choose from lol |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.05.2009 17:10 |
see,this is the thing about eurovision.Just when you know whats gonna happen they throw you a swerve ball. im not gonna spoil it for those that havent seen it yet but all i will say is 'Green Gimp'! and,i want to know who told the organisers about the Joxers Jollies game with the vodka jellies and the accordians? we wrere pissed as rats arse by song 5! |
***Marial-B*** 14.05.2009 17:10 |
Meh Anyways, I meant the spanish girl, Soraya, you can search for her :) |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.05.2009 17:11 |
Syb Ringnalda wrote: Toppers are out. I kinda expected that really. But still a shame for them. i had them in my top ten qualifiers with Ireland but what do i know???? |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.05.2009 17:14 |
***Marial-B*** wrote: Meh Anyways, I meant the spanish girl, Soraya, you can search for her :) ah,yes,you know me too well for the senoritas lol im gonna take a long hard bated breath and say that there are too many taking this seriously this year [inc the UK] and that FRANCE [spit] may sneak it with Spain 2nd,Norway,UK,Greece and Iceland in hot pursuit.. either way im gonna be drunker than the pope at mass come saturday! |
@ndy38 14.05.2009 17:45 |
I just watched coverage of the semi-finals there, i gotta say, i love Eurovision! Always good for a laugh. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.05.2009 17:52 |
@ndy38 wrote: I just watched coverage of the semi-finals there, i gotta say, i love Eurovision! Always good for a laugh. its one of the highlights of the year..until the votes come in.. :-[ |
Syb Ringnalda 14.05.2009 17:52 |
yeah, it really makes you laugh I did like some of the songs though |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.05.2009 18:03 |
Syb Ringnalda wrote: yeah, it really makes you laugh I did like some of the songs though theyve tried to cut out the political voting this year but it still seemed weird having countries like Estonia and Azherbejain [im drunk and i dont care how its spelt] getting through when countries like Ireland and Cyprus didnt.. |
its_a_hard_life 26994 14.05.2009 18:51 |
I don't watch the Eurovision. [img=/images/smiley/msn/shades_smile.gif][/img] |
AspiringPhilosophe 14.05.2009 18:56 |
JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:@ndy38 wrote: I just watched coverage of the semi-finals there, i gotta say, i love Eurovision! Always good for a laugh.its one of the highlights of the year..until the votes come in.. :-[ If you guys would stop taking it so seriously maybe you'd appreciate it for the HUGE laugh it is! :-P |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.05.2009 19:55 |
its_a_hard_life wrote: I don't watch the Eurovision. [img=/images/smiley/msn/shades_smile.gif][/img]you'd have no choice in Mills Mansion lol |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.05.2009 19:55 |
AspiringPhilosophe wrote:JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:If you guys would stop taking it so seriously maybe you'd appreciate it for the HUGE laugh it is! :-P@ndy38 wrote: I just watched coverage of the semi-finals there, i gotta say, i love Eurovision! Always good for a laugh.its one of the highlights of the year..until the votes come in.. :-[ the problem is the moment we [the uk] take it seriously so does everyone else! |
Mr Mercury 15.05.2009 20:20 |
Heres a blast from the past http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o67vWrkWUAQ Here she is nowadays with the same song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkRNatrGgac Well and truly got better looking with age. Something for you to get the kleenexe out for again Joxer...... LOL |
thomasquinn 32989 16.05.2009 06:31 |
Syb Ringnalda wrote: Toppers are out. I kinda expected that really. But still a shame for them. Are you kidding me? Seeing their sad faces on the news and listening to them moaning and complaining about how unfair and corrupt it all is was ("How can all the Balkan-countries have made the finals? Their songs were terrible, and they sang out of key!" said Gerard Froger, looking like he had aged 15 years [and gained the same number of kilos) in a day or two) was absolutely the most pleasant news report I saw in ages! |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.05.2009 06:43 |
Mr Mercury wrote: Heres a blast from the past http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o67vWrkWUAQ Here she is nowadays with the same song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkRNatrGgac Well and truly got better looking with age. Something for you to get the kleenexe out for again Joxer...... LOLi was a wee bit afraid when i saw the link and said a quiet prayer to myself "please dont let this be Cheryl Baker or Celine Dion" and thankfully it wasnt *phew* she definately has aged well but she needs a decent pasty,one gust of a Cornish breeze and her legs would snap in half :-] |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.05.2009 06:44 |
ThomasQuinn wrote:you gonna be watching it tonight then now? :-]Syb Ringnalda wrote: Toppers are out. I kinda expected that really. But still a shame for them.Are you kidding me? Seeing their sad faces on the news and listening to them moaning and complaining about how unfair and corrupt it all is was ("How can all the Balkan-countries have made the finals? Their songs were terrible, and they sang out of key!" said Gerard Froger, looking like he had aged 15 years [and gained the same number of kilos) in a day or two) was absolutely the most pleasant news report I saw in ages! |
thomasquinn 32989 16.05.2009 06:50 |
Nah, I'm still enjoying watching the video of the Dutch loonies' reaction on the Dutch news website NOS. |
andreas_mercury 16.05.2009 06:54 |
i think my band could possibly beat this out |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.05.2009 12:37 |
well,im ready and primed with vodka jellies in the fridge along with the JD [complete with JD ice cubes],no BBQ though,too damn windy here today. let the games [and political voting] begin my money is on Norway and his "devil went down to Georgia" tribute this year but aparantly the Spanish woman has a trick or 2 up her sleeve and the Germans do have Marilyn Manson's ex flashing her tits so anything could happen |
AspiringPhilosophe 16.05.2009 13:09 |
And now it's gotten the police involved Gay Pride Parade in Moscow Somehow I'm not surprised |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.05.2009 13:14 |
AspiringPhilosophe wrote: And now it's gotten the police involved Gay Pride Parade in Moscow Somehow I'm not surprisedi didnt even need to read it to guess that Tatchell twat would be involved |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.05.2009 17:46 |
im a horrible loser but an even worse winner and just for one minute we were winning! and as i write this the greeks give us 12 points *we love you Greece!* |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.05.2009 17:58 |
croatia 4 points to us,*cough* well done portugal though! we might visit the Algarve next year |
Ms. Rebel 16.05.2009 18:06 |
Fuck Eurovision. They all suck. I'm off to bed. xD |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.05.2009 18:08 |
2 points from Norway you fuckers! |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 16.05.2009 18:10 |
Ms. Rebel wrote: Fuck Eurovision. They all suck. I'm off to bed. xD now you know how weve felt for the last 12 years! the UK finished in the top 5.ive almost got a nosebleed,thank you Europe,we love you really,honest! apart from Andorra,Montenegro,Bosnia,Sweden and Latvia and Croatia! stop voting for your neighbours!! |
Ms. Rebel 17.05.2009 12:29 |
^Fuck you! xD We gave Bosnia & Herzegovina 12 points because we really liked their song. Your country's song sucked, Jon. Very bad choice for ESC. XD Try harder next year. ;) xDxD |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 17.05.2009 13:39 |
Ms. Rebel wrote: ^Fuck you! xD We gave Bosnia & Herzegovina 12 points because we really liked their song. Your country's song sucked, Jon. Very bad choice for ESC. XD Try harder next year. ;) xDxD*blows raspberry* *cough* 5th *cough* |
Ms. Rebel 17.05.2009 14:49 |
^Hahahaha. I can't wait next year. xD |