| Winter Land Man 11.05.2009 16:08 |
This thread was funny in my opinion, dull and boring to others, so I decided to just delete it. I currently have bigger problems in real life to worry about. So, this thread can be deleted. |
| steven 35638 11.05.2009 16:48 |
Distasteful. But to each their own. |
| Mr.Jingles 11.05.2009 18:22 |
Somehow this reminds me of when Michael Jordan tried to show the world that he could play baseball. |
| inu-liger 11.05.2009 18:36 |
When does the part with the totally heartfelt, mushy apology from Jakey Breaky come again? |
| Winter Land Man 11.05.2009 18:46 |
inu-liger wrote: When does the part with the totally heartfelt, mushy apology from Jakey Breaky come again? No apologies. I have other problems to worry about. |
| inu-liger 11.05.2009 20:57 |
Sweet Insanity wrote:inu-liger wrote: When does the part with the totally heartfelt, mushy apology from Jakey Breaky come again?No apologies. I have other problems to worry about. Awwww. Widdle Jakey Wakey has had enowff alweady? Twied to dewete the swubject so no-won could wead it again? |
| -fatty- 2850 11.05.2009 21:26 |
What was the original subject? I didn't see it and I'd hate to miss a chance to laugh at him. fatty. |
| inu-liger 11.05.2009 22:08 |
-fatty- wrote: What was the original subject? I didn't see it and I'd hate to miss a chance to laugh at him. fatty. o.O *SHOCKED you missed a Jake topic concerning either you or us for a change* In any case, it was TOO long for me to remember, but he made a lot of crude sexual jokes and comments regarding you and me, and later Marial-B and, I think, Raf as well. Involved a lot of child sex jokes on your part. |
| john bodega 12.05.2009 00:08 |
Lemme guess, he ran out of doors to kick. Haha. |
| inu-liger 12.05.2009 00:09 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Lemme guess, he ran out of doors to kick. Haha. Except his Jim Morrison-related records ;-) |
| john bodega 12.05.2009 01:48 |
Haha, if you think about it he probably just kicked a catflap and got upset when it didn't swing back into it's default position. |
| inu-liger 12.05.2009 02:05 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Haha, if you think about it he probably just kicked a catflap and got upset when it didn't swing back into it's default position. Like his imaginary weenie? |
| john bodega 12.05.2009 02:46 |
Well I hadn't cared to contemplate that before, but thanks for bringing it up ... *barf*. |
| -fatty- 2850 12.05.2009 03:13 |
Something along the lines of me being a kiddie fiddler? That's fair enough I suppose. It's something I have accused him of being and the ponce can't manage anything a bit more original so he's just fired it back. He's also accused me of being a staulker (I think he means a stalker) and writing "Chewin The Fat" which is a TV show, not a book. I'll happily take the credit for both those things as long as I get paid the going rate. fatty. |
| Winter Land Man 12.05.2009 03:26 |
-fatty- wrote: Something along the lines of me being a kiddie fiddler? That's fair enough I suppose. It's something I have accused him of being and the ponce can't manage anything a bit more original so he's just fired it back. He's also accused me of being a staulker (I think he means a stalker) and writing "Chewin The Fat" which is a TV show, not a book. I'll happily take the credit for both those things as long as I get paid the going rate. fatty. No. It didn't say you did anything illegal. It was a copy and paste job (from a Beach Boys forum), and I changed the names on the jokes to Fatty, Inu-Liger, ThomasQuinn, Raf, Marial-B, etc. It wasn't really "Insulting" but it was immature, and stupid. There ya go. I have to bring someone to court soon, so I have other things to think about. It was titled "The Facts Of Scott Simpson" ... sort of like the Chuck Norris facts. |
| -fatty- 2850 12.05.2009 05:22 |
I would pay top dollar to be a fly on the wall in that court room. I'd like to make you a serious offer for the film rights. I've got that fat ugly kid from 'Drake & Josh' in line to play you and that woman who had the face transplant to play your girlfriend. If you and your woman are having a beef, I think you'd be better off sorting it out on something like 'The Jerry Springer Show'. You could resolve your issues by attacking each other with the studio furniture while an audience made up of inbred mouth-breathers whoop with delight. Think about it Jake. If I can pull your flimsy stories apart with no more legal training than having seen half an episode of Judge Judy on television, what do you think a professional lawyer is going to do to you? Does New Hampshire have the death penalty? fatty. |
| Winter Land Man 12.05.2009 06:10 |
-fatty- wrote: I would pay top dollar to be a fly on the wall in that court room. I'd like to make you a serious offer for the film rights. I've got that fat ugly kid from 'Drake & Josh' in line to play you and that woman who had the face transplant to play your girlfriend. If you and your woman are having a beef, I think you'd be better off sorting it out on something like 'The Jerry Springer Show'. You could resolve your issues by attacking each other with the studio furniture while an audience made up of inbred mouth-breathers whoop with delight. Think about it Jake. If I can pull your flimsy stories apart with no more legal training than having seen half an episode of Judge Judy on television, what do you think a professional lawyer is going to do to you? Does New Hampshire have the death penalty? fatty. I don't know if my town would let films in there, but if you offered enough money, I'd seriously do it. Why not? I was a police explorer once, can you imagine that? I believe the "fat ugly kid" from 'Drake And Josh' is now a "skinny ugly man"... man, you've mentioned that show numerous times. Do your kids watch it or something? Big hit show in your country? He has an underbite, I have an overbite. His neck seems to be very long, it's weird. The Jerry Springer Show, haha. No way! But I do have a friend who I've known since we were in high school, and she came over one time while Jessica wasn't home, and later when Jessica came home, the girl ran out the door and drove off in her car quickly, which made Jessica assume I was cheating on her, but it's untrue. I'm just friends with that gal... though Jessica never allowed me to have female friends, you see. God, the things Jessica has done. I used to hang out downtown with my friends, and Jessica would have a co-worker go down there and spy on me and my friends to make sure they didn't invite any girls down there, as Jessica was so paranoid I'd cheat on her, she even yelled out to me "Did my cousin give you a blow job?!?!?"... the answer is no, but it just goes to show you Jessica was paranoid about things like that. I've never cheated on Jessica, never would of, even if she didn't control me. I'm sure if Jessica and I went onto the Jerry Springer show, she'd claim I was sleeping with my friend. I guess people are right, Jessica controlled me. My doctor even suspected she was controlling me. I'm going to talk to my lawyer today, though. Here's the story for you to critisize and cheer about and try to make me feel like shit, but I all ready feel as sad as I can be. Yesterday (a day before our 3 year anniversary), Jessica was in a great mood. Perfectly happy and everything, everything was going smooth. Then she made dinner. It was great, you know? But the broccoli didn't taste good, why would it? It came from a fucking freezer. I didn't mention it though. But I went outside for a smoke and I heard from outside, Jessica was irratated that Gavyn wasn't eating it and she said to him "Mommy is very angry you won't eat the brocolli!", in an irratated/grinding the teeth kind of voice. Well, I came in, irratated with how she was acting, and said to Gavyn, "Dad is very angry with mommy for talking like an idiot", and I told Jessica to not talk to Gavyn that way, and I told her the told her the broccoli tasted like shit and to not force him to eat it. Jessica said we had no food, and I called my parents and said "Can you make something for Gavyn to eat, please?" and Jessica just flipped and started yelling her head off at me. She yelled for my parents not to make anything to eat for Gavyn. Then she gave Gavyn fruit salad, which he did like, but Jessica's attitude towards me was still rediculous and immature. After feeding Gavyn, she went to my truck and basically stole it. She had an extra key for it while I was sleeping one day. She came back about 10 minutes later and said she's taking Gavyn and moving out and will soon be moving to California, with her oldest sister. She said "I'm a bad boyfriend" and that I "don't like her cooking, don't respect her, and don't do what she says" ... she also said "Why do you leave comments on other girls myspace profiles, but not mine?" Idiot and immature stuff. So, she called a lady at her work and left with Gavyn. I currently don't even know where they are. It's illegal if Jessica goes over the state lines with Gavyn, without my permission. She'll be charged with a felony and lose all rights to custody of him. Especially when I tell the damn court about her sister's daily use of LSD, which is true, Jessica's sister does LSD on a daily basis... and I'm not going to let Gavyn be in that kind of environment! I was angry at Jessica because I don't believe in any kind of yelling or punishment of children. I mean, my Dad yelled at me when I was a kid and would really scare me. As I got older, he yelled more often, only said negative things, and switched to punches. Really irratates me, you know? Jessica's the strict parent, I'm the type of parent who spoils a child, not as much as my Mom spoiled me, but I have never yelled at Gavyn or have been angry with him. I don't see the purpose in getting angry at a baby. In all honesty, Jessica probably won't leave to California. But I don't like her threats and all. She basically "kidnapped" Gavyn and though I know he is probably safe, it's still illegal. Thus is why, I am going to get a lawyer today. I'm not taking Jessica back no matter what, she can't borrow my truck, I'm changing the locks on my door, and she can see me in court. |
| thomasquinn 32989 12.05.2009 06:21 |
Sweet Insanity wrote:inu-liger wrote: When does the part with the totally heartfelt, mushy apology from Jakey Breaky come again?No apologies. I have other problems to worry about. Amen to that. |
| thomasquinn 32989 12.05.2009 06:24 |
Sweet Insanity wrote:-fatty- wrote: Something along the lines of me being a kiddie fiddler? That's fair enough I suppose. It's something I have accused him of being and the ponce can't manage anything a bit more original so he's just fired it back. He's also accused me of being a staulker (I think he means a stalker) and writing "Chewin The Fat" which is a TV show, not a book. I'll happily take the credit for both those things as long as I get paid the going rate. fatty.No. It didn't say you did anything illegal. It was a copy and paste job (from a Beach Boys forum), and I changed the names on the jokes to Fatty, Inu-Liger, ThomasQuinn, Raf, Marial-B, etc. It wasn't really "Insulting" but it was immature, and stupid. There ya go. I have to bring someone to court soon, so I have other things to think about. It was titled "The Facts Of Scott Simpson" ... sort of like the Chuck Norris facts. Alink missed some more crude attempts at insult directed at me. That could've been fun. |
| Lisser 12.05.2009 10:01 |
Jesus. It is not illegal for Jessica to take Gavyn outside the state lines unless you have a court order from a judge that prohibits her from doing that. Even then all the order would say is that she needs to be courteous and let you know in writing or verbally that she is taking him outside of the state. If she is taking him to live outside the state, the only way you can try, emphasis on try, to prevent her is to take her to court. I hope you have enough money to do this. You don't mention a previous court order so I assume you don't already have one. A judge is not going to take your word that Jessica's sister uses LSD on a daily basis. A judge is not even going to allow you to speak. A judge might ask you questions as to your job status, your income, your living arrangments, etc. but he/she is not going to let you moan about your girlfriend's sister's drug use. All you will be permitted to say in court is yes or no. A judge will purposely ask you questions that are only fit for yes or no answers bc he/she is very busy and does not have time to hear a bunch of hearsay. Even if your child's mother's sister does take drugs, you would have to prove that this affects your child's mother's ability to care for him. Arguing between parents should not take place in front of the child. If parents disagree on issues with the rasing of their children, especially something as trivial as what he should eat, then that should be discussed at a later time and out of earshot of the child. How ridiculous of you to call your parents and tell them to make your son something to eat. Why should it be their task to feed your child? I think you need to take parenting classes because if any of what you write on here is true, your abilities are extremely lacking. I don't care whatelse you do with your life but if it is even true that you are a father, for God's sake do the right thing by him or he won't have a chance. Don't treat his mother like shit and tell her the dinner she makes you tastes bad. If you did that to me then I would sprinkle something on your next dinner that would put you to sleep for good. |
| Winter Land Man 12.05.2009 10:07 |
No, but Jessica has stolen my Ativan and has taken it for her own pleasure. Fighting in front of Gavyn is bad. I know that, that's why I got mad when Jessica was yelling at him to eat his food. I think Jessica has an un-diagnosed bi-polar disorder. She does have some sort of disorder (depression or something), but she doesn't take her meds for it. She has horrible mood swings and she was fired from her last job for it. Jessica's had warrants out for her arrest before... and send to jail for a few hours... for speeding tickets that were unpaid, but still, wouldn't the judge look at that? If Jessica doesn't move in with her sister, she'll move in with her mom and step dad, and her step dad is a very sick man who shouldn't be near any kids. And if she doesn't move to any of those places, I don't know where she'd move to. And yeah, I found out about the taking a child out of state. The police told me to bring her to court. I was also advised I should get a lawyer, too. So, I have one. |
| Micrówave 12.05.2009 12:26 |
I think Gavyn could probably use some LSD by now, if he not already an alcoholic. |
| Saif 12.05.2009 12:48 |
Micrówave wrote: I think Gavyn could probably use some LSD by now, if he not already an alcoholic. Hahahahahaa....I feel really sorry for laughing at this. |
| john bodega 12.05.2009 12:51 |
This kid is screwed. |
| inu-liger 12.05.2009 13:34 |
Zebonka12 wrote: This kid is screwed. In what way? xD |
| john bodega 12.05.2009 13:36 |
Every way imaginable, by the sound of things! |
| Winter Land Man 12.05.2009 15:04 |
i dont care if jessica never comes back here but i want to be able to see my son. they leave friday. a court case would be a long time. they will be gone by then maybe to mexico. i think the depression is hjitting me now. and the doctor is worried and i went to an appointment with him today and he thinks it could cause a neervous bvreakdown. california, a long time away from here. so he said come this monday aftetr the weekend to discuss everytihng. you know its tough. im depressed but there isnt anything i can do about it because jessica bought the tickets. they are leaving on friday you know. and itd take a while to create a court case. maybe even two months or longer and i cant wait that long so im just going wait. theres nothing i can do and im worried and everyone is worried and i dont love jessica anymore. she can go to california and evereything and i wnt care at all no way. you know? life is tough and it hurts sometimes but what can i do about it? they told me my depression is bad right now and that myt speech is slurred. i dont care though because i dont even have a reason to care since Gavyn will be in california. hes my son and i wont be able to see him because jessica bought tickets for them and it would tak eme a long time to get a court case because you can just go in and say hey give me a damn court case. it takes a while. where jessica is going it is walking distance in mexico and she used to go there and party and maybe they might go there to live forever and never tewll me. i want to do something but jessica is lying to me and theres ntohing i can do about it. shes lying by saying he will be back in two months yeah she told me two months. i know shes lying because she 1st said three weeeks and then six weeks. then two months. what it means is shes lying and doesnt know what the hell she is doing. shes lying to her dad too. told him shell be back. i dont think so though. itihnk shes moving tocalifornia and taking Gavyn with her because she bought two ticketrs and yesterday said shes moving. then she said only three weeks. then six weeks. then two months. what is this life i am in. i just wnat to go and hide in my room and drink pepsi and iced coffe n i do not want to talk to my friends. i dont want to talk to talk to my parents. i dont want to talk to my anyone in this world except maybe on here because you guys dont know me and i odnt know you and its better this way because when you know someone alot it creates emotions. when they leave or are gone you end up missing them right. yeah. so i dont let you gyuys care about me and im a jerk in real life to a ot of people because i dont trust anytone. you know? i cant trust people? why? because everyone says chris and matt and other people are my friends but i dont think of them as friends. why? how can you trust people? the doctor appointment went great and i told him i want a lobotomy you know? he laughed and said they dont do that nowadays and said my medicine wont help me through this because its all real life and real life happens. he said he is worried about me though and i should see him monday because jessica is leaving friday and he thinks my depression will progress badly. he thinks i will withdraw from the world like i did a few times and stayed in my bedoroom. maybe i will. why should i leave? i dont want to work now. i dont want to eat now or do anything. i want to listen to brian wilsons love and mercy. its my favorite song and i have it on repeat right now. i want to watch house md too. its my favorite show. ill leave my bedroom when i need to pee or shit or buy cigarettes or buy iced coffee. or ill have someone deliver it to me. i will watch house and its a great show and i wish i was houses patient because he has a nasty attitude like mine but he gets away with it. everytime he insults his friends they dont mind. when i insult the people who trhink are my friends they end up being sad and asking me what my damn problem is. i tell them its because friends are fake and i dont consider therm my friends even though they think im there friend. you know? what are the two things we do in life? we are born and we die. i guess we all have to look forward to dying when we get old in our 80s. you know? i dont ever want to be old person. its rediculous and horrible and ugly. nice in a way to retire but you get weak and then you cant walk and then when you get really old sometimes they need diapers. jessica works at a nursing home and there are grown ups wearing damn diapers. why? i dont know the answer but something made them that way and its depressing. im staying at my parents until freiday when jessica and Gavyn leave. why? because you know jessica told me to. she said do it or i will never ever see Gavyn again. why? because she said shell lie to get her own way and to cause me hell. she said that no joke. why? because i hate her brocolli she made yesterday and Gavyn hates it too. it tasted like dirt and it was so yucky. i feel weird now that i have depression again. you know? it sucks but someday ill be better again. im staying at my parents until friday but then i get my apartment back finally right. then i can do whatever i like and lay in bed and watch house md all the time and listen to loud fucking rock music like brian wilson and queen and everyone else. just let me hear some of that rock and roll music just like mike love sings. sing it mike. sing it. i have a doctor appointment on monday. you know? the doctor is worried that im getting depressed. its trrue i am but its hapened before and i sat in my room and stared at all the walls. i didnt answer the door. i didnt answer my phone. i only got up for pepsi caffeine free yeah. now i drink a lot of coffee now so i have to get it or ill have my uncle pete delevier it to me because he owes me money. if i tell him to get me coffee all week then ill not charge him for the work i did because he helped me. you know? im all done for now though but i might be on later or sometime tomorrow. im going to just listen to music right now because thats all i have to do. no its all i want to do. i dont care. you know? |
| @ndy38 12.05.2009 16:00 |
Do you have any dignity? |
| Micrówave 12.05.2009 16:08 |
Sweet Insanity wrote: i dont care if jessica never comes back here but i want to be able to see my son. they leave friday. a court case would be a long time. they will be gone by then maybe to mexico. i think the depression is hjitting me now. and the doctor is worried and i went to an appointment with him today and he thinks it could cause a neervous bvreakdown. california, a long time away from here. so he said come this monday aftetr the weekend to discuss everytihng. you know its tough. im depressed but there isnt anything i can do about it because jessica bought the tickets. they are leaving on friday you know. and itd take a while to create a court case. maybe even two months or longer and i cant wait that long so im just going wait. theres nothing i can do and im worried and everyone is worried and i dont love jessica anymore. she can go to california and evereything and i wnt care at all no way. you know? life is tough and it hurts sometimes but what can i do about it? they told me my depression is bad right now and that myt speech is slurred. i dont care though because i dont even have a reason to care since Gavyn will be in california. hes my son and i wont be able to see him because jessica bought tickets for them and it would tak eme a long time to get a court case because you can just go in and say hey give me a damn court case. it takes a while. where jessica is going it is walking distance in mexico and she used to go there and party and maybe they might go there to live forever and never tewll me. i want to do something but jessica is lying to me and theres ntohing i can do about it. shes lying by saying he will be back in two months yeah she told me two months. i know shes lying because she 1st said three weeeks and then six weeks. then two months. what it means is shes lying and doesnt know what the hell she is doing. shes lying to her dad too. told him shell be back. i dont think so though. itihnk shes moving tocalifornia and taking Gavyn with her because she bought two ticketrs and yesterday said shes moving. then she said only three weeks. then six weeks. then two months. what is this life i am in. i just wnat to go and hide in my room and drink pepsi and iced coffe n i do not want to talk to my friends. i dont want to talk to talk to my parents. i dont want to talk to my anyone in this world except maybe on here because you guys dont know me and i odnt know you and its better this way because when you know someone alot it creates emotions. when they leave or are gone you end up missing them right. yeah. so i dont let you gyuys care about me and im a jerk in real life to a ot of people because i dont trust anytone. you know? i cant trust people? why? because everyone says chris and matt and other people are my friends but i dont think of them as friends. why? how can you trust people? the doctor appointment went great and i told him i want a lobotomy you know? he laughed and said they dont do that nowadays and said my medicine wont help me through this because its all real life and real life happens. he said he is worried about me though and i should see him monday because jessica is leaving friday and he thinks my depression will progress badly. he thinks i will withdraw from the world like i did a few times and stayed in my bedoroom. maybe i will. why should i leave? i dont want to work now. i dont want to eat now or do anything. i want to listen to brian wilsons love and mercy. its my favorite song and i have it on repeat right now. i want to watch house md too. its my favorite show. ill leave my bedroom when i need to pee or shit or buy cigarettes or buy iced coffee. or ill have someone deliver it to me. i will watch house and its a great show and i wish i was houses patient because he has a nasty attitude like mine but he gets away with it. everytime he insults his friends they dont mind. when i insult the people who trhink are my friends they end up being sad and asking me what my damn problem is. i tell them its because friends are fake and i dont consider therm my friends even though they think im there friend. you know? what are the two things we do in life? we are born and we die. i guess we all have to look forward to dying when we get old in our 80s. you know? i dont ever want to be old person. its rediculous and horrible and ugly. nice in a way to retire but you get weak and then you cant walk and then when you get really old sometimes they need diapers. jessica works at a nursing home and there are grown ups wearing damn diapers. why? i dont know the answer but something made them that way and its depressing. im staying at my parents until freiday when jessica and Gavyn leave. why? because you know jessica told me to. she said do it or i will never ever see Gavyn again. why? because she said shell lie to get her own way and to cause me hell. she said that no joke. why? because i hate her brocolli she made yesterday and Gavyn hates it too. it tasted like dirt and it was so yucky. i feel weird now that i have depression again. you know? it sucks but someday ill be better again. im staying at my parents until friday but then i get my apartment back finally right. then i can do whatever i like and lay in bed and watch house md all the time and listen to loud fucking rock music like brian wilson and queen and everyone else. just let me hear some of that rock and roll music just like mike love sings. sing it mike. sing it. i have a doctor appointment on monday. you know? the doctor is worried that im getting depressed. its trrue i am but its hapened before and i sat in my room and stared at all the walls. i didnt answer the door. i didnt answer my phone. i only got up for pepsi caffeine free yeah. now i drink a lot of coffee now so i have to get it or ill have my uncle pete delevier it to me because he owes me money. if i tell him to get me coffee all week then ill not charge him for the work i did because he helped me. you know? im all done for now though but i might be on later or sometime tomorrow. im going to just listen to music right now because thats all i have to do. no its all i want to do. i dont care. you know? What do you mean? |
| catqueen 12.05.2009 16:24 |
Hey, hope things work out for you, esp with Gavyn. Horrible not to be sure of access to your child, when you care about him so much. Hope it works out very soon! |
| Holly2003 12.05.2009 17:18 |
Micrówave wrote:Sweet Insanity wrote: i dont care if jessica never comes back here but i want to be able to see my son. they leave friday. a court case would be a long time. they will be gone by then maybe to mexico. i think the depression is hjitting me now. and the doctor is worried and i went to an appointment with him today and he thinks it could cause a neervous bvreakdown. california, a long time away from here. so he said come this monday aftetr the weekend to discuss everytihng. you know its tough. im depressed but there isnt anything i can do about it because jessica bought the tickets. they are leaving on friday you know. and itd take a while to create a court case. maybe even two months or longer and i cant wait that long so im just going wait. theres nothing i can do and im worried and everyone is worried and i dont love jessica anymore. she can go to california and evereything and i wnt care at all no way. you know? life is tough and it hurts sometimes but what can i do about it? they told me my depression is bad right now and that myt speech is slurred. i dont care though because i dont even have a reason to care since Gavyn will be in california. hes my son and i wont be able to see him because jessica bought tickets for them and it would tak eme a long time to get a court case because you can just go in and say hey give me a damn court case. it takes a while. where jessica is going it is walking distance in mexico and she used to go there and party and maybe they might go there to live forever and never tewll me. i want to do something but jessica is lying to me and theres ntohing i can do about it. shes lying by saying he will be back in two months yeah she told me two months. i know shes lying because she 1st said three weeeks and then six weeks. then two months. what it means is shes lying and doesnt know what the hell she is doing. shes lying to her dad too. told him shell be back. i dont think so though. itihnk shes moving tocalifornia and taking Gavyn with her because she bought two ticketrs and yesterday said shes moving. then she said only three weeks. then six weeks. then two months. what is this life i am in. i just wnat to go and hide in my room and drink pepsi and iced coffe n i do not want to talk to my friends. i dont want to talk to talk to my parents. i dont want to talk to my anyone in this world except maybe on here because you guys dont know me and i odnt know you and its better this way because when you know someone alot it creates emotions. when they leave or are gone you end up missing them right. yeah. so i dont let you gyuys care about me and im a jerk in real life to a ot of people because i dont trust anytone. you know? i cant trust people? why? because everyone says chris and matt and other people are my friends but i dont think of them as friends. why? how can you trust people? the doctor appointment went great and i told him i want a lobotomy you know? he laughed and said they dont do that nowadays and said my medicine wont help me through this because its all real life and real life happens. he said he is worried about me though and i should see him monday because jessica is leaving friday and he thinks my depression will progress badly. he thinks i will withdraw from the world like i did a few times and stayed in my bedoroom. maybe i will. why should i leave? i dont want to work now. i dont want to eat now or do anything. i want to listen to brian wilsons love and mercy. its my favorite song and i have it on repeat right now. i want to watch house md too. its my favorite show. ill leave my bedroom when i need to pee or shit or buy cigarettes or buy iced coffee. or ill have someone deliver it to me. i will watch house and its a great show and i wish i was houses patient because he has a nasty attitude like mine but he gets away with it. everytime he insults his friends they dont mind. when i insult the people who trhink are my friends they end up being sad and asking me what my damn problem is. i tell them its because friends are fake and i dont consider therm my friends even though they think im there friend. you know? what are the two things we do in life? we are born and we die. i guess we all have to look forward to dying when we get old in our 80s. you know? i dont ever want to be old person. its rediculous and horrible and ugly. nice in a way to retire but you get weak and then you cant walk and then when you get really old sometimes they need diapers. jessica works at a nursing home and there are grown ups wearing damn diapers. why? i dont know the answer but something made them that way and its depressing. im staying at my parents until freiday when jessica and Gavyn leave. why? because you know jessica told me to. she said do it or i will never ever see Gavyn again. why? because she said shell lie to get her own way and to cause me hell. she said that no joke. why? because i hate her brocolli she made yesterday and Gavyn hates it too. it tasted like dirt and it was so yucky. i feel weird now that i have depression again. you know? it sucks but someday ill be better again. im staying at my parents until friday but then i get my apartment back finally right. then i can do whatever i like and lay in bed and watch house md all the time and listen to loud fucking rock music like brian wilson and queen and everyone else. just let me hear some of that rock and roll music just like mike love sings. sing it mike. sing it. i have a doctor appointment on monday. you know? the doctor is worried that im getting depressed. its trrue i am but its hapened before and i sat in my room and stared at all the walls. i didnt answer the door. i didnt answer my phone. i only got up for pepsi caffeine free yeah. now i drink a lot of coffee now so i have to get it or ill have my uncle pete delevier it to me because he owes me money. if i tell him to get me coffee all week then ill not charge him for the work i did because he helped me. you know? im all done for now though but i might be on later or sometime tomorrow. im going to just listen to music right now because thats all i have to do. no its all i want to do. i dont care. you know?What do you mean? That was bloody funny! :) |
| Lisser :) 12.05.2009 20:09 |
You are a sociopath in every sense of the definition. Take some responsibility for what happens as a result of your, yes YOUR actions, get some therapy with a doctor you trust and maybe you might not die a lonely person. |
| john bodega 12.05.2009 23:56 |
I think I just heard a crunch sound. |
| Evvie 13.05.2009 01:36 |
Micrówave wrote:Sweet Insanity wrote: i dont care if jessica never comes back here but i want to be able to see my son. they leave friday. a court case would be a long time. they will be gone by then maybe to mexico. i think the depression is hjitting me now. and the doctor is worried and i went to an appointment with him today and he thinks it could cause a neervous bvreakdown. california, a long time away from here. so he said come this monday aftetr the weekend to discuss everytihng. you know its tough. im depressed but there isnt anything i can do about it because jessica bought the tickets. they are leaving on friday you know. and itd take a while to create a court case. maybe even two months or longer and i cant wait that long so im just going wait. theres nothing i can do and im worried and everyone is worried and i dont love jessica anymore. she can go to california and evereything and i wnt care at all no way. you know? life is tough and it hurts sometimes but what can i do about it? they told me my depression is bad right now and that myt speech is slurred. i dont care though because i dont even have a reason to care since Gavyn will be in california. hes my son and i wont be able to see him because jessica bought tickets for them and it would tak eme a long time to get a court case because you can just go in and say hey give me a damn court case. it takes a while. where jessica is going it is walking distance in mexico and she used to go there and party and maybe they might go there to live forever and never tewll me. i want to do something but jessica is lying to me and theres ntohing i can do about it. shes lying by saying he will be back in two months yeah she told me two months. i know shes lying because she 1st said three weeeks and then six weeks. then two months. what it means is shes lying and doesnt know what the hell she is doing. shes lying to her dad too. told him shell be back. i dont think so though. itihnk shes moving tocalifornia and taking Gavyn with her because she bought two ticketrs and yesterday said shes moving. then she said only three weeks. then six weeks. then two months. what is this life i am in. i just wnat to go and hide in my room and drink pepsi and iced coffe n i do not want to talk to my friends. i dont want to talk to talk to my parents. i dont want to talk to my anyone in this world except maybe on here because you guys dont know me and i odnt know you and its better this way because when you know someone alot it creates emotions. when they leave or are gone you end up missing them right. yeah. so i dont let you gyuys care about me and im a jerk in real life to a ot of people because i dont trust anytone. you know? i cant trust people? why? because everyone says chris and matt and other people are my friends but i dont think of them as friends. why? how can you trust people? the doctor appointment went great and i told him i want a lobotomy you know? he laughed and said they dont do that nowadays and said my medicine wont help me through this because its all real life and real life happens. he said he is worried about me though and i should see him monday because jessica is leaving friday and he thinks my depression will progress badly. he thinks i will withdraw from the world like i did a few times and stayed in my bedoroom. maybe i will. why should i leave? i dont want to work now. i dont want to eat now or do anything. i want to listen to brian wilsons love and mercy. its my favorite song and i have it on repeat right now. i want to watch house md too. its my favorite show. ill leave my bedroom when i need to pee or shit or buy cigarettes or buy iced coffee. or ill have someone deliver it to me. i will watch house and its a great show and i wish i was houses patient because he has a nasty attitude like mine but he gets away with it. everytime he insults his friends they dont mind. when i insult the people who trhink are my friends they end up being sad and asking me what my damn problem is. i tell them its because friends are fake and i dont consider therm my friends even though they think im there friend. you know? what are the two things we do in life? we are born and we die. i guess we all have to look forward to dying when we get old in our 80s. you know? i dont ever want to be old person. its rediculous and horrible and ugly. nice in a way to retire but you get weak and then you cant walk and then when you get really old sometimes they need diapers. jessica works at a nursing home and there are grown ups wearing damn diapers. why? i dont know the answer but something made them that way and its depressing. im staying at my parents until freiday when jessica and Gavyn leave. why? because you know jessica told me to. she said do it or i will never ever see Gavyn again. why? because she said shell lie to get her own way and to cause me hell. she said that no joke. why? because i hate her brocolli she made yesterday and Gavyn hates it too. it tasted like dirt and it was so yucky. i feel weird now that i have depression again. you know? it sucks but someday ill be better again. im staying at my parents until friday but then i get my apartment back finally right. then i can do whatever i like and lay in bed and watch house md all the time and listen to loud fucking rock music like brian wilson and queen and everyone else. just let me hear some of that rock and roll music just like mike love sings. sing it mike. sing it. i have a doctor appointment on monday. you know? the doctor is worried that im getting depressed. its trrue i am but its hapened before and i sat in my room and stared at all the walls. i didnt answer the door. i didnt answer my phone. i only got up for pepsi caffeine free yeah. now i drink a lot of coffee now so i have to get it or ill have my uncle pete delevier it to me because he owes me money. if i tell him to get me coffee all week then ill not charge him for the work i did because he helped me. you know? im all done for now though but i might be on later or sometime tomorrow. im going to just listen to music right now because thats all i have to do. no its all i want to do. i dont care. you know?What do you mean? It's a run-on code for "Jesica will take Gavin to commit suicide by Swine Flu" |
| Winter Land Man 13.05.2009 02:48 |
Lisser :) wrote: You are a sociopath in every sense of the definition. Take some responsibility for what happens as a result of your, yes YOUR actions, get some therapy with a doctor you trust and maybe you might not die a lonely person. What do you mean? I didn't do anything so what do you mean as a result of my actions? Oh, you mean that I told Jessica the brocolli tasted like shit. I went to the doctor's yesterday and as I wrote, he is very worried about how I'll react to all of this once it hits me. Last night I think it did hit me but today I'm fine, still very angry, but if I have to go to California to see my son, I will. I don't want to be with Jessica ever again. She claims she's coming back in two months or something, probably a load of crap, but if she does come back, I'm not taking her back. She can fuck off... I'm too insecure to be alone that long, I'll definetely have dated other people by then. |
| Evvie 13.05.2009 03:27 |
Sweet Insanity wrote: What do you mean? I didn't do anything so what do you mean as a result of my actions? Oh, you mean that I told Jessica the brocolli tasted like shit. I went to the doctor's yesterday and as I wrote, he is very worried about how I'll react to all of this once it hits me. Last night I think it did hit me but today I'm fine, still very angry, but if I have to go to California to see my son, I will. I don't want to be with Jessica ever again. She claims she's coming back in two months or something, probably a load of crap, but if she does come back, I'm not taking her back. She can fuck off... I'm too insecure to be alone that long, I'll definetely have date-raped an impregnated other people by then. |
| john bodega 13.05.2009 03:53 |
They don't make that much rohypnol... |
| inu-liger 13.05.2009 04:08 |
Zebonka12 wrote: They don't make that much rohypnol... I'm sure a heavy dose of Everclear combined with that will do the job just...erm, right? :-P |
| Winter Land Man 13.05.2009 04:34 |
Sex isn't in my mind. But I have a friend who likes to slip tranquilizers in drinks of men in their 20s from Canada who wear Pokemon undies and have the same birthday as Emma Watson. |
| john bodega 13.05.2009 04:35 |
Actually, I would like to appeal to the decency of those who run this site and ask you guys : ban Jake already. If nothing else, spare him the humiliation of remembering this kind of thread... |
| inu-liger 13.05.2009 04:56 |
Sweet Insanity wrote: Sex isn't in my mind. But I have a friend who likes to slip tranquilizers in drinks of men in their 20s from Canada who wear Pokemon undies and have the same birthday as Emma Watson. Ahh, you mean your boyfriend Chris. |
| inu-liger 13.05.2009 05:00 |
Sweet Insanity wrote: Jessica has stolen my Ativan and has taken it for her own pleasure. Cool. So your anxiety attacks will return to the level needed in order for you to overdose on some other heavy shit thrice that of TM's usual dosage? ^_^ |
| Winter Land Man 13.05.2009 12:26 |
People here either don't know what it's like to basically have your child kidnapped from you, or, they don't have any kids at all, so they wouldn't even begin to have a clue. I'm depressed and there's nothing I can do about it. You guys basically say it's a blessing. I'm going to bed to watch House, M.D. |
| Micrówave 13.05.2009 12:53 |
Think of how much money you'll save and how much "me time" you'll have!! |
| john bodega 13.05.2009 14:08 |
Sweet Insanity wrote: I'm going to bed to watch House, M.D.*mechanic's voice* well there's your problem. Fuckin' hell. |
| Winter Land Man 13.05.2009 14:26 |
Micrówave wrote: Think of how much money you'll save and how much "me time" you'll have!! Money doesn't matter to me. Neither does "me time"... I'm worried about Gavyn. |
| inu-liger 13.05.2009 15:06 |
Sweet Insanity wrote:Micrówave wrote: Think of how much money you'll save and how much "me time" you'll have!!Money doesn't matter to me. Neither does "me time"... I'm worried about Gavyn. You're worried about him being happily reincarnated into a new life with a new, much better family? ;-) |
| Winter Land Man 14.05.2009 03:30 |
Yesterday Jessica called me and started yelling her head off for about 20 minutes that I never bought her an engagment ring and that we arn't married and we should of been by now. She said she'll bring me to court and claim I'm an alcoholic and a drug addict, just to get her own way. I don't drink, nor do I do any illegal drugs (never have). |
| john bodega 14.05.2009 04:09 |
Don't worry about her and her mad plans to lie about you in court. You can rely on Queenzone for good, accurate character references. |
| inu-liger 14.05.2009 04:30 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Don't worry about her and her mad plans to lie about you in court. You can rely on Queenzone for good, accurate character references. Oh snap. And if Jake is right, Jessica DOES know about his activities here. I wonder if they'll pay fatty's flight & hotel bills, since he'd be a very accountable witness to Jake's very erratic behaviour (not to mention also having accurate heaps of archival evidence to really work effortlessly well against Jake) |
| thomasquinn 32989 14.05.2009 07:22 |
Maybe we could get a vet to put Jake and his demented girlfriend down. That's bound to be in the best interests of the kid. |
| john bodega 14.05.2009 08:35 |
All jokes aside; Jake, I'd take your problems seriously if YOU would do the same. !! |
| Winter Land Man 14.05.2009 08:54 |
Zebonka12 wrote: All jokes aside; Jake, I'd take your problems seriously if YOU would do the same. !! What do you mean? |
| john bodega 14.05.2009 12:20 |
Look at your own posts and figure it out. |
| -fatty- 2850 15.05.2009 17:57 |
Part of me wants to laugh my tiny cock off at the thought of you waving goodbye to your girlfriend and son for the last time. There's another part of me that thinks it's unfair to kick a guy when he's already down. Don't worry though, I managed to put that demon down without too much of a struggle. Part of me wonders why you bothered to post your tale of woe on a message board on which you are ignored by about 90% of it's members and despised by the other 10%. Surely you weren't expecting sympathy, advice or words of good cheer. Then there's this part of me that is happy for your son. You have proved yourself to be utterly incapable of raising a child. This has nothing to do with my own personal opinion. You yourself have admitted that your sleeping schedule, which is self induced, means that you often have other people look after your kid. If you cant be bothered to be awake when your supposed to be watching the little fella, you have no business being a parent. The sad thing is that your girlfriend doesn't appear to be much of a mother either. After all, if she was stupid enough to have a relationship with you in the first place, she shouldn't be allowed to look after a child. If either of you really had that kid's best interests at heart you would hand him over to an adoption agency and allow him to be raised by someone who wont fuck up the rest of his life. Then there's this other part of me and it's by far the biggest and noisiest part that says "This is all bullshit anyway." In other words, I don't believe a word of it. I think that this is just another one of those pathetic little fantasies you have created to add a little melodrama to your sad and worthless life. fatty. |
| Holly2003 15.05.2009 18:51 |
-fatty- wrote: Part of me wants to laugh my tiny cock off at the thought of you waving goodbye to your girlfriend and son for the last time. There's another part of me that thinks it's unfair to kick a guy when he's already down. Don't worry though, I managed to put that demon down without too much of a struggle. Part of me wonders why you bothered to post your tale of woe on a message board on which you are ignored by about 90% of it's members and despised by the other 10%. Surely you weren't expecting sympathy, advice or words of good cheer. Then there's this part of me that is happy for your son. You have proved yourself to be utterly incapable of raising a child. This has nothing to do with my own personal opinion. You yourself have admitted that your sleeping schedule, which is self induced, means that you often have other people look after your kid. If you cant be bothered to be awake when your supposed to be watching the little fella, you have no business being a parent. The sad thing is that your girlfriend doesn't appear to be much of a mother either. After all, if she was stupid enough to have a relationship with you in the first place, she shouldn't be allowed to look after a child. If either of you really had that kid's best interests at heart you would hand him over to an adoption agency and allow him to be raised by someone who wont fuck up the rest of his life. Then there's this other part of me and it's by far the biggest and noisiest part that says "This is all bullshit anyway." In other words, I don't believe a word of it. I think that this is just another one of those pathetic little fantasies you have created to add a little melodrama to your sad and worthless life. fatty. How tiny? |
| -fatty- 2850 15.05.2009 22:17 |
Alas it's like a sparrow's tongue. I do however have 18 stone to push it in with so it's swings and roundabouts really. fatty. |
| andreas_mercury 16.05.2009 08:19 |
LOL!!!!! |