QueenZone discussion #1133068

Short jokes time

Short jokes time

JakobusKobus
19.09.2008 16:49		 I've got a nice one, I'm sorry it's in Dutch, but it really won't work in English, it wouldn't be funny, it's a Dutch pun.
Hoe heet het als Freddie Mercury, Elton John en George Michael dicht bij elkaar staan?
Een driepoot
now it's time for yours!
Poo, again
19.09.2008 17:08		 Here's a short joke for you:
Queen + Paul Rodgers.
Ms. Rebel
19.09.2008 17:09		 ^LMAO!!!!
Winter Land Man
19.09.2008 17:20		 What do you call an opened can of tuna fish on a lesbian's table?
Potpourri.
inu-liger
19.09.2008 22:12		 How is a woman like a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
When you're done with the thighs, you stick the bones in the sticky box.
inu-liger
19.09.2008 22:50		 Here's another one:
Treasure Moment
JoxerTheDeityPirate
20.09.2008 05:15		 tom cruise
MTG
20.09.2008 07:14		 Bradley
JoxerTheDeityPirate
20.09.2008 13:37		 the thing about 'short' jokes is that they tend to go over their heads
Ms. Rebel
20.09.2008 14:02		 Grandpa.
Lady Nyx
20.09.2008 14:17
inu-liger wrote: Here's another one: Treasure Moment
DAMMIT
you beat me to it XD
inu-liger
21.09.2008 04:17		 Simple exercise for alcoholics:
One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
Floor
Ms. Rebel
21.09.2008 07:31
inu-liger wrote: Simple exercise for alcoholics: One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila Floor
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... tequilaaaa... *drools*
inu-liger
21.09.2008 23:24		 What do you say to a person named Treasure Moment who has two black eyes?
Nothing, he's been told twice already :-)
(if only...)
inu-liger
21.09.2008 23:24
Ms. Rebel wrote:
inu-liger wrote: Simple exercise for alcoholics: One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila Floor
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... tequilaaaa... *drools*
I'll admit that I like Tequila......in the form of Tila ;-)
john bodega
22.09.2008 00:22		 What was the last thing John Lennon ate?
Pavement.
inu-liger
22.09.2008 04:03
Zebonka12 wrote: What was the last thing John Lennon ate? Pavement.
LOL.
Dude, that's so wrong.
inu-liger
22.09.2008 04:08		 How do Canadians enjoy hockey on TV?
While doing it doggy-style
inu-liger
22.09.2008 04:11		 "This is like a death by a thousand cuts. Or should I say cold cuts"
-Conservative Agricultural Minister Gerry Ritz, on the Canadian listeriosis outbreak from Maple Leaf Foods
(Can you say 'Ritz Crackers' :-)