| Barbie Jupiter 15.04.2008 02:44 |
i would insist on playing WORMS world party with me!! Girls, what about you? |
| princetom 15.04.2008 03:01 |
if you were brian's wife, ...you'd do music without knowing how to sing ...you'd have played a soap opera. ... do you really want to imagine that ? |
| pittrek 15.04.2008 03:36 |
Some people REALLY need some real life |
| Serry... 15.04.2008 04:04 |
pittrek wrote: Some people REALLY need some real lifeC'mon, bro, wouldn't you like to be Delilah or Cameron Deacon... |
| princetom 15.04.2008 07:08 |
isn't delilah some kind of dead ? |
| john bodega 15.04.2008 08:35 |
If I were Brian May's wife I'd probably cum every night. |
| Donna13 15.04.2008 11:19 |
Barbie Jupiter wrote: i would insist on playing WORMS world party with me!! Girls, what about you?I have no idea what that is. Anyway, this is a great thread!!! If I were Brian's wife, I would: 1. Feel much younger and shorter because he is older and taller than I am. 2. Offer to iron his novelty shirts and then accidently burn them with the iron. 3. Ask for Roger's phone number so I could call him up and go hang out with him if necessary (he probably has more fun). Ask for Anita's number so I could call her up and complain about Brian (just kidding - I am assuming we are imagining in this thread that Anita never met Brian). 4. Never ever ever ever go on stage with him. 5. Get him to throw out all those boring telescopes and stereo images and such. 6. Use his credit card for all my travel expenses. 7. Secretly record his practice sessions and leak them to Queenzone. Well, maybe not. That would be too sneaky. 8. Do all those fun London-type activities. 9. Invite Greg Brooks over for dinner each night (poor Greg; he works so hard). 10. Fly Queenzoners to concerts for free on private jets. Hey, when you are lucky and rich, you have to find ways of "giving back". |
| pittrek 15.04.2008 14:49 |
Zebonka12 wrote: If I were Brian May's wife I'd probably cum every night.Hey ! Zebonka uses his old nick again :) |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 15.04.2008 15:45 |
pittrek wrote:YAY. It wasn't the same without the ZEBONKA12 name!!!! :DZebonka12 wrote: If I were Brian May's wife I'd probably cum every night.Hey ! Zebonka uses his old nick again :) |
| Barbie Jupiter 15.04.2008 16:56 |
Donna13 wrote: Anyway, this is a great thread!!! If I were Brian's wife, I would: 1. Feel much younger and shorter because he is older and taller than I am. 4. Never ever ever ever go on stage with him. 5. Get him to throw out all those boring telescopes and stereo images and such. 10. Fly Queenzoners to concerts for free on private jets. Hey, when you are lucky and rich, you have to find ways of "giving back".wow!!! thank you for your answerXD it was really interesting to read it!!! AHaha you don't know "Worms"? It's a comp game. Very entertaining. Wahaha yeah he is bloody tall!! I think i would feel even uncomfotable near him, cuz i'm very short. AHahaha sercetly record his rehearsals...XD Ahaha yeah that is surely what i will do, too!! And of course i will constantly be recording lot of stuff. Not only all family holidays, but some very persoanl stuff. F.ex. how he brushes teeth. Or is just after shower with wet hair and dryes them:] ANd if i were his were, i would NEVER EVER leave him!!! I cannot believe how any woman could jsut ship off such husband. Anita is really a mystery to meXD Not considering he's a Queen guitarist, what a PERFECT MATERIAL for husband he is, girls, tell me?!..XD Yeah i would do some "charity" stuff for fans:] Maybe i'd talk to him about slightly reducing prices of his guitars and guitar-device.XD Yeah never would go on stage with him, too!!! Wahh!! I know what else would i do. I would sercetly search in his drawers for sort of diaries and find out about his first loves, first dumbs you know?? And i would insist on visiting John Deacon on some holiday. Uhhh!!! |
| the Cro 15.04.2008 20:20 |
I wish I were Brian's wife. I've always fancied myself as a woman. |
| Donna13 15.04.2008 23:02 |
Barbie Jupiter wrote:Gosh! Those are some ideas you have. But I think that it would be unusual for a man his age to keep diaries of first loves in his drawers. But you never know. I can't say I would like to watch him brush his teeth, unless he had one of those WWRY tooth brushes (just kidding) - or can those only be heard by people who are doing the brushing? The wet hair thing. Hmm. I don't know. Maybe. I never considered that he ever used the bathroom or took showers or brushed his teeth. You know? Good luck with the John Deacon thing (haha). I'm sure that would be interesting. Oh, and don't worry about Anita. She must know what she is doing or she wouldn't have him as her husband. Right? She must be the perfect one for him if he chose her.Donna13 wrote: Anyway, this is a great thread!!! If I were Brian's wife, I would: 1. Feel much younger and shorter because he is older and taller than I am. 4. Never ever ever ever go on stage with him. 5. Get him to throw out all those boring telescopes and stereo images and such. 10. Fly Queenzoners to concerts for free on private jets. Hey, when you are lucky and rich, you have to find ways of "giving back".wow!!! thank you for your answerXD it was really interesting to read it!!! AHaha you don't know "Worms"? It's a comp game. Very entertaining. Wahaha yeah he is bloody tall!! I think i would feel even uncomfotable near him, cuz i'm very short. AHahaha sercetly record his rehearsals...XD Ahaha yeah that is surely what i will do, too!! And of course i will constantly be recording lot of stuff. Not only all family holidays, but some very persoanl stuff. F.ex. how he brushes teeth. Or is just after shower with wet hair and dryes them:] ANd if i were his were, i would NEVER EVER leave him!!! I cannot believe how any woman could jsut ship off such husband. Anita is really a mystery to meXD Not considering he's a Queen guitarist, what a PERFECT MATERIAL for husband he is, girls, tell me?!..XD Yeah i would do some "charity" stuff for fans:] Maybe i'd talk to him about slightly reducing prices of his guitars and guitar-device.XD Yeah never would go on stage with him, too!!! Wahh!! I know what else would i do. I would sercetly search in his drawers for sort of diaries and find out about his first loves, first dumbs you know?? And i would insist on visiting John Deacon on some holiday. Uhhh!!! |
| Winter Land Man 16.04.2008 00:56 |
ANd if i were his were, i would NEVER EVER leave him!!! I cannot believe how any woman could jsut ship off such husband. Anita is really a mystery to meXD Not considering he's a Queen guitarist, what a PERFECT MATERIAL for husband he is, girls, tell me?!Perfect husband material? He was banging the hell out of Anita's hairy vagina, while he was married to his previous, and more attractive, wife. Once a cheater, always a cheater. I think it's okay if you do go out to strip clubs though and get lap dances (there's much worse things going on at Queen parties when Freddie was alive), so I think John is actually the most perfect husband out of all the men in Queen. Roger got bored with every woman he was with. Each time he gets a new gal, they get younger and younger! And Freddie thought it was okay for him to cheat on his boyfriends, but not okay for them to do the same. (Must be part of his religion, haha, he's the man with many 'wives') |
| john bodega 16.04.2008 01:48 |
! Jake ! wrote: Perfect husband material? He was banging the hell out of Anita's hairy vagina, while he was married to his previous, and more attractive, wife. Once a cheater, always a cheater.What if his other wife was a controlling bitch who was witholding sex and insulting him every time he entered the room? Besides, if being 'more attractive' is a sound basis for a relationship, then what the hell are you doing lecturing anybody? All I'm saying, really, is that you're hardly a couples therapist. Hardly one qualified to properly analyse famous people, at any rate. |
| gnomo 16.04.2008 07:53 |
Donna13 wrote: If I were Brian's wife, I would: 1. Feel much younger and shorter because he is older and taller than I am.... isn't he just THREE years older...? |
| Donna13 16.04.2008 08:41 |
gnomo wrote:In dog years, maybe. Yes. And about 3 or 4 inches taller I think (I'm 5'9"). I'm too lazy to look up his height but I did stand by him one time and he towered above me - I think the height combined with the hair style and clogs maybe. Ha.Donna13 wrote: If I were Brian's wife, I would: 1. Feel much younger and shorter because he is older and taller than I am.... isn't he just THREE years older...? |
| funnyroger 16.04.2008 11:47 |
Barbie Jupiter wrote: i would insist on playing WORMS world party with me!! Girls, what about you?I would ask him for Roger's number or adress. Then I would leave him for Roger. :-DDD |
| Killer Queenie 16.04.2008 12:19 |
Donna13 wrote:Brian's 6' 1.5"gnomo wrote:In dog years, maybe. Yes. And about 3 or 4 inches taller I think (I'm 5'9"). I'm too lazy to look up his height but I did stand by him one time and he towered above me - I think the height combined with the hair style and clogs maybe. Ha.Donna13 wrote: If I were Brian's wife, I would: 1. Feel much younger and shorter because he is older and taller than I am.... isn't he just THREE years older...? Looked it up in the FAQs |
| Leaky Luke 16.04.2008 16:58 |
If you were Brian's wife, then Brian would have paid to much attention to Roger dating younger women. |
| Barbie Jupiter 16.04.2008 17:00 |
Jacob Britt wrote: I think it's okay if you do go out to strip clubs though and get lap dances (there's much worse things going on at Queen parties when Freddie was alive), so I think John is actually the most perfect husband out of all the men in Queen. Roger got bored with every woman he was with. Each time he gets a new gal, they get younger and younger! And Freddie thought it was okay for him to cheat on his boyfriends, but not okay for them to do the same. (Must be part of his religion, haha, he's the man with many 'wives')yeah maybe you're right. I was thinking about John. He has the one and only wife in his life. All you said is actually perhaps the best short and clear description of all them in pers lifeXD Though didn't know that detail of Bri's pers life. Is that true? Hmm. Then maybe he just seems so pure innocent. Donna!!XD Yeah agree with you that she might be perfect for him:] though kinda doubt whether HE chose her, Brian seems to me the guy who is needed to be seduced, to know those kinds of guys?(they're so cute, btwXD) Hahaha Donna and about those baths and teeth, that was random i just came up with this while writing the answer to the postXD |
| Barbie Jupiter 16.04.2008 17:02 |
In dog years, maybe. Yes. And about 3 or 4 inches taller I think (I'm 5'9"). I'm too lazy to look up his height but I did stand by him one time and he towered above me - I think the height combined with the hair style and clogs maybe. Ha.Brian's 6' 1.5" Looked it up in the FAQs what is that in cm? about 190 cm? |
| Barbie Jupiter 16.04.2008 17:06 |
funnyroger wrote:WahhaahXD poor dumbed Brian that would beXDBarbie Jupiter wrote: i would insist on playing WORMS world party with me!! Girls, what about you?I would ask him for Roger's number or adress. Then I would leave him for Roger. :-DDD |
| Donna13 16.04.2008 17:50 |
Barbie Jupiter wrote:As far as I know, nobody here would know the particulars of Brian's personal life to such a great extent as what they pretend to know. Anyway, I don't think any man needs to be seduced. I think (it is my opinion after many years of hearing stories of true love with happy endings) that it is the man (regardless of how shy) that makes that decision on his own (he doesn't need to be tricked into situations like in a Doris Day movie or soap opera plot). Based on this theory, I would assume that they were mutually attracted and Brian realized that she was the one for him and likewise. Or maybe I am completely wrong. Anyway I was just kidding about all that being married to Brian stuff. He is really not my type (I think he's a bit too serious for me). But he seems like a lovely person. I wish you all the happiness. Ha.Jacob Britt wrote: I think it's okay if you do go out to strip clubs though and get lap dances (there's much worse things going on at Queen parties when Freddie was alive), so I think John is actually the most perfect husband out of all the men in Queen. Roger got bored with every woman he was with. Each time he gets a new gal, they get younger and younger! And Freddie thought it was okay for him to cheat on his boyfriends, but not okay for them to do the same. (Must be part of his religion, haha, he's the man with many 'wives')yeah maybe you're right. I was thinking about John. He has the one and only wife in his life. All you said is actually perhaps the best short and clear description of all them in pers lifeXD Though didn't know that detail of Bri's pers life. Is that true? Hmm. Then maybe he just seems so pure innocent. Donna!!XD Yeah agree with you that she might be perfect for him:] though kinda doubt whether HE chose her, Brian seems to me the guy who is needed to be seduced, to know those kinds of guys?(they're so cute, btwXD) Hahaha Donna and about those baths and teeth, that was random i just came up with this while writing the answer to the postXD |
| Barbie Jupiter 16.04.2008 18:45 |
Yeah well i share opinion that the best couples are those man-decided to be. This is the rule of nature that i really believe and rely onXD And of course i know you were kidding!XD This whole topic is just for fun!XD Brian seems quite boring for me, too, but i like his face.:] yeah wish you all the best, tooXD Perhaps time to finish this thread that becomes to embarrass me.;S |
| shieldmatron 16.04.2008 20:03 |
...I'd make my hubby release everything in the Queen Archives. |
| Donna13 16.04.2008 20:09 |
Well, you shouldn't be embarrassed. I think it was one of the best threads here lately. Ha. I like it much better around here when people are joking instead of fighting. |
| Dusta 16.04.2008 20:30 |
Good Lord, it's the...thousands(?)! There has got to be a way for you to manage being a man and also a wife.
the Cro wrote: I wish I were Brian's wife. I've always fancied myself as a woman. |
| Dusta 16.04.2008 20:31 |
Brian is only six one? I cannot believe that. From the photos, he looks to be six three, at the very least. How strange! |
| gnomo 17.04.2008 04:08 |
Dusta wrote: Brian is only six one? I cannot believe that.About six two, PLUS another three to five inches of clogs and curls... |
| gnomo 17.04.2008 04:12 |
Donna13 wrote: nobody here would know the particulars of Brian's personal life to such a great extent as what they pretend to know. (...) Or maybe I am completely wrong.The latter, darling. |
| Barbie Jupiter 17.04.2008 10:33 |
Donna13 wrote: Well, you shouldn't be embarrassed. I think it was one of the best threads here lately. Ha. I like it much better around here when people are joking instead of fighting.well then thank you..XD I don't see the point of fighting about fav group at allXD Only in case if sb's telling sth reaally insulting.. Wahh so i checked, 1 foot= 30,48 cm, so Brian is only 186? Nnnoo, he rather looks 6'3, 192cm. I think that's his height. |
| Donna13 17.04.2008 10:52 |
gnomo wrote:I love creative editing. You are so fab!!!Donna13 wrote: nobody here would know the particulars of Brian's personal life to such a great extent as what they pretend to know. (...) Or maybe I am completely wrong.The latter, darling. |
| Donna13 17.04.2008 10:54 |
gnomo wrote:This technical information is very helpful. Thank you!!! Didn't they have to raise all the doorways in his house when he bought it - you know - to protect the curls?Dusta wrote: Brian is only six one? I cannot believe that.About six two, PLUS another three to five inches of clogs and curls... |
| gnomo 17.04.2008 11:29 |
Donna13 wrote:I love your humour! You're so fab!!!gnomo wrote:This technical information is very helpful. Thank you!!!Dusta wrote: Brian is only six one? I cannot believe that.About six two, PLUS another three to five inches of clogs and curls... |
| funnyroger 17.04.2008 11:44 |
Barbie Jupiter wrote::-DDDfunnyroger wrote:WahhaahXD poor dumbed Brian that would beXDBarbie Jupiter wrote: i would insist on playing WORMS world party with me!! Girls, what about you?I would ask him for Roger's number or adress. Then I would leave him for Roger. :-DDD What's to be done... :-D Roger is my favorite!!!! Brian is the second one. :-D Brian wouldn't repent it...I would be very thankful... ;-))) And now....WAAAAAKE UP!!!!!!!!! :-DD |