joxerthecornishpirate wrote: not the bunnies either then?
Well I'm suing that bastard doctor who gave me a false positive!
Er, I'm glad it's over.. at least I hope it's over now. Maybe the slut can rest in peace now.
Let's be fair. Who ISN'T the father? Everyone had a go at her. If it were genetically possible for a child to have 25712 separate fathers, this kid would be it.
PieterMC wrote: you are not the baby Daddy....
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I know, Maury Povich just told me I wasn't the daddy.
( Breaks in tears ) <:-(
You could just do like Rumsfeld did: pretend it didn't happen. No weapons of mass destruction? Of course there are! Not the daddy 'cause the DNA-test says so? Screw the test, it was rigged!