| deleted user 09.08.2006 17:04 |
So, you answer these questions, and then no one reads them. That's what you do. And if you answer them all correctly, I hear that you win a prize. Please state your name for the record : Kelley Rebecca Farrick. If Freddie married my brother, he could be Farrokh Farrick. And I would laugh. How many ? : three. Do you have any siblings ? : yes, a brother. Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : see above. Any siblings that you have killed ? : ... no. How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : seven miles. Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : I'm so close to Canada that it's a tie. You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : the left one. But can you even drive ? : no. Have you tried ? : no. How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : 963, but then it exploded and I'm in the process of replacing it. How many are Queen ? : about 150. I hadn't yet removed all repeats from GH's. Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : yes. What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : "Best of Bowie". With your lunch money ? : "Jazz". How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : only two. Then the doilies started to dance, and I went to sleep out of fear they would eat me. Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : no. If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : only if it smelled good. Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : we named a fish "Freddie". He's still alive, and kinda fat. Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : she's hiding under my bed. If you were an animal, you would be a ... : black panther. And I would eat children. What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : a mouse. Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : no. But I thought about it. And Ded Bob said if he were President, there would be free pretzels. Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : no. Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : yes. Do you like tomatoes : not at all. Does beer interest you ? : no. If you could steal any car, it would be... : John Lennon's rainbow-y Rolls Royce. If you were upset, would you throw something ? : probably. At someone's head ? : an almanac. Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : yes. Who wasn't Freddie ? : yup. In person ? : unfortunately. And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : I cannot answer that question, as I believe I could incriminate myself. Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : no. Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : yes. It means cock. In a rooster way. When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : As the only girl playing Star Wars, I got to be the Princess every time. If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : well, I didn't have a fake wedding. But I shot people with a fake blaster, which, I think, was a wood-chip. Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : yes. And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : yes, those jerks. Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : yes, those jerks. Isn't mustard icky ? : yes. The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : because I'm bored. The last book you read was ? : mrrr... either "Alice in Wonderland" or... some summer-mystery-thriller that I don't remember what it was. Right now, you're listening to : "The Ballad of Jesse Jane". You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : to all our dismay. So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : yeah, but I'm still bored. |
| 7 seas of Rhye 09.08.2006 18:39 |
Please state your name for the record : Stephanie How many ? : how many what? Do you have any siblings ? : two brothers Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : no Any siblings that you have killed ? : ... no. How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : half a mile Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : miles You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : I don't drive or get drunk but if I rode my bike under the influence of too much sugar I would crash into a mailbox. But can you even drive ? : no. Have you tried ? : no. How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : about a hundred How many are Queen ? : about 80 Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : no, the penny is my friend What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : all my albums are gifts, I don't have a lot of money to spend With your lunch money ? : How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : none but I've tried Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : sadly, Nick Carter, eww...I had horrible taste when I was younger If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : no Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : no but I named one of my toes Freddie Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : yes If you were an animal, you would be a ... : a cat What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : a black panther Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : no. Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : no. Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : yes. Do you like tomatoes : yes Does beer interest you ? : yes but I'm too young If you could steal any car, it would be... : I don't like cars that much If you were upset, would you throw something ? : yes, if it belonged to the person who upset me At someone's head ? : no Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : yes. Who wasn't Freddie ? : no. In person ? : no. And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : maybe.... Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : maybe Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? no When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : never If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : no And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : no Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : no Isn't mustard icky ? : no. The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : I like answering these questions The last book you read was ? : Where the Lilies Bloom Right now, you're listening to : nothing You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : yes. So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : no. |
| Gone. 09.08.2006 18:54 |
Please state your name for the record : Anna How many ? : WHA?!?!?!? Do you have any siblings ? : yes, a srewed-up, ho, son of a gun, sister. Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : My dumb-ass prep sister Any siblings that you have killed ? : *looks around*...nooo...*plays with thumbs, while whistling* How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : About 10 miles. Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : Miles You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : right :-/ But can you even drive ? : nope Have you tried ? : nope...dammit! How many songs you've got on your MP3 player ? : *checks* 608 How many are Queen ? : 220..around there... Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : yup What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : Jazz by Queen With your lunch money ? : No comment How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : 2 Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : WTF? NO! If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : Sure... Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : YES! My kitten's name is Roger! Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : Umm...not that I recall... If you were an animal, you would be a ... : CAT! What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A bunny! Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : NOPE Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : he already has.. xD Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : no...hehe Do you like tomatoes : YES! Does beer interest you ? : kinda :-/ If you could steal any car, it would be... : A porsche If you were upset, would you throw something ? : yes..my sister At someone's head ? : a grape fruit Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : YEP! Who wasn't Freddie ? : yup. In person ? : Uh huh And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : *looks around* how do you know? Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : nope...WTF? Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : no When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : no comment If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated? : WHAT?!?!?! Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : nope And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : Poopy heads Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : PSH! Fuckers... Isn't mustard icky ? : YES! The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! I dunno really The last book you read was ? : ANd then, there were none Right now, you're listening to : White QUeen You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : OH YES! GLORIOUS! So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : NO! KEEP GOING! xD |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 09.08.2006 19:15 |
Please state your name for the record : Freya How many ? : ....meh? Do you have any siblings ? : Not that I know of. Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : No Any siblings that you have killed ? : No How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : About 3 miles. Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : Miles You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? :It'd be unlikely I'd be driving seeing as I don't have a car yet. But can you even drive ? : Kind of. Have you tried ? : Yes. How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : About 2000, till the damn ipod broke. How many are Queen ? : 500 or so. Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : Why would you do that? What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : No idea. With your lunch money ? : My lunch money tends to go on lunch. How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : A few. Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : When I was A LOT young I used to like Ritchie from 5ive. Eek.. If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : Probably not. Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : Yes, I had a budgie called Freddie. He was great, except he was a she. Meh. Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : No. If you were an animal, you would be a ... : My friend Sarah said I look like a squirrel. I disagree. What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A cat maybe? Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : Ha, no. Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : Again, no. Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : I quite enjoy sleeping. Do you like tomatoes : They're okay I guess. Does beer interest you ? : Not really. If you could steal any car, it would be... : A Beetle. If you were upset, would you throw something ? : It has been known for me to do that. At someone's head ? : No.. Well, I don't think so. Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : No.. I don't think so. Who wasn't Freddie ? : Did Freddie ever wear a pink jump suit? In person ? : No. And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : I should hope not. Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : No?! Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? I do now, yes. When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : No, but we played pokemon. If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : No. And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : .. Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : Why on earth would they do that? Isn't mustard icky ? : What sort of question is that? The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : You're not, I am. The last book you read was ? : Err.. 'The curious incident of the dog in the night time' I think it was called. Right now, you're listening to : Dream On - Aerosmith You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : I guess. So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : ...er, yes. |
| deleted user 09.08.2006 19:57 |
Please state your name for the record : Leah How many ? : a million Do you have any siblings ? : i hope not Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : other peoples Any siblings that you have killed ? : Nope How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : Its down the road Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : Miles You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : I dont drive But can you even drive ? : not very well Have you tried ? : Yep left rubber marks on the new driveway How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : About 750 How many are Queen ? : the majority Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : ummm What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : i dont know :( With your lunch money ? : nope i like my food :D How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : I must sleep Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? :no but i like Aaron Carter omg ewwww If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : why wouldnt i :P Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : nope havnt got any new pets Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : Nope If you were an animal, you would be a ... : a bird then i could fly :D What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A bird :) Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : nopeee Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : no but thats a great idear! Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : sleep is good Do you like tomatoes : hell no! Does beer interest you ? : nope If you could steal any car, it would be... : A red one, they go faster! If you were upset, would you throw something ? : certainley! At someone's head ? : yep! Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : yess Who wasn't Freddie ? : nah In person ? : yep And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : my secret shame Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : ummm Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? is it bad... When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : a bit of both. If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : hell yes it was :P Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : where the hell are we gonna get snow And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : ..... Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : nope who wants to play cricket! Isn't mustard icky ? : yep The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : yes i missed the bas and have nothing beter to do The last book you read was ? : one on queen...alot of big words xD Right now, you're listening to : Mothers little helper- rolling stones You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : watever So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : meh! do wat u want |
| deleted user 09.08.2006 20:18 |
Please state your name for the record : Amanda How many ?: What you talkin' bout, willis? Do you have any siblings ?: Yeah, three Any siblings that you wish to kill ?: Nope. Any siblings that you have killed ?: Um... How far do you live from the nearest gas station ?: About a mile. Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ?: Miles... You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ?: I don't get drunk as hell. But can you even drive ?: Yep. Have you tried ?: Duh. How many songs've you got on your MP3 player?: Like I know. How many are Queen?: WHAT! Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ?: Who you calling crazy? What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ?: Probably a Beatles cd. With your lunch money?: Didn't have to pay for lunch. :p How many nights have you gone without sleep before ?: Probably only one night. Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ?: I loved Jordon Knight, so you can go ahead and not refer to me as a teenager since that was more than 10 years ago. If it said "Drink Me", would you?: Eh, prolly not. Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen?: No, but I did name them after Queen songs. Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet?: Yep. What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any?: A flamingo. ;-) Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel?: Every year. Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut?: No, what do you take me for? Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep?: No, I don't get enough sleep as it is. Do you like tomatoes: yes. Does beer interest you?: Not at all. If you could steal any car, it would be...: A BMW. If you were upset, would you throw something?: Why not? At someone's head?: Nah. Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit?: I guess. Who wasn't Freddie?: He never wore a pink one. Get your facts straight. In person?: What the... And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels?: You got me there. Would you name a wine "Gallo?: Um....... Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish?: No. When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars?: I still have fake weddings and only every now and again do I play Star Wars. If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated?: Naaaw. Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school?: Yeah. And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts?: They couldn't stop me, the villains. Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school?: No, they weren't refined enough. Isn't mustard icky?: No. The fuck am I answering all these questions?!: That is a fraction of a sentence, thus I will not answer it. The last book you read was?: *shrug* Right now, you're listening to: Dead air. You know I could keep doing this forever, right?: Let's not and say we did. So, you're glad I'm stopping?: Ever so much. |
| thomasquinn 32989 10.08.2006 09:50 |
Please state your name for the record : Caspar L. Mulders How many ? : 42. Do you have any siblings ? : 2 half-brothers, a half sister Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : my lawyer has advised me against answering. Any siblings that you have killed ? : see above How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : about a mile Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : It's all luck of the draw (I don't know what you're talking about, you see) You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : Providing I can still find the road, the part of it which doesn't keep spinning around But can you even drive ? : No. Why? Have you tried ? : Errr...let's make that a 'no', shall we? How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : I hate MP3. How many are Queen ? : See above Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : No, they should get rid of their PRESIDENT. It starts with the same letter, but still... What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : I don't recall, honestly. That's a long time ago. With your lunch money ? : None. How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : One Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : I'm straight. So no. If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : Depends. If it didn't appear to be a bio-hazzard and I was thirsty, I'd consider it. Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : Nope. Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen's pet ? : Nope. If you were an animal, you would be a ... : Fuck if I know. What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A human. Slightly. Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : No. But if it's poisoned, I'd consider it. Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : I don't think he would appreciate it very much. Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : Yes. Should be 2/3. Do you like tomatoes : Some of them are quite nice, but most of them have goo for brains. Does beer interest you ? : Not usually. If you could steal any car, it would be... : I don't want a car. If you were upset, would you throw something ? : ...or someone. At someone's head ? : No. I have a better chance of hitting them in the head if I aim for the wall three yards to their left. Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : Yes. And it wasn't pleasant to look at. Who wasn't Freddie ? : Yes? In person ? : Sadly, yes. And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : I wear jeans and biker boots, love. Exclusively. Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : Hell no. Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : No, nor would I care. When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : that is very, very sick, you know. Even if you're 5. If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : Dream on. Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : Hahaha. Yes. And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : Heavens no. They couldn't care less. Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : Only the British are daft enough to play cricket. Isn't mustard icky ? : No??? The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : Because you didn't ask me nicely. Makes sense, huh? The last book you read was ? : Lord Of The Rings, for the somanieth time. Like the good hippie I am :-) Right now, you're listening to : Silence. You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : Ah well, at least you're doing SOMETHING with your life. Not something CONSTRUCTIVE, but it's a start. I'm glad you're no longer vegetating. So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : I honestly couldn't care. |
| rachael mae. 10.08.2006 13:28 |
Please state your name for the record : Rachael How many ? : 7729959041. Do you have any siblings ? : A brother, and two step-sisters. Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : at times I want to kill them all. Any siblings that you have killed ? : No How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : It's about a 5 minute walk away Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : Miles! Definitely. MPH! You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : In the middle But can you even drive ? : No Have you tried ? : Yesssss How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : about 998. How many are Queen ? : About 50. Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : No!!!! What's a penny? What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : Nooo idea. With your lunch money ? : I never got lunch money. How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : None. Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : Yeahhh If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : No! It might be urine. Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : Nope. Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen's pet ? : Nope. If you were an animal, you would be a ... : A lion. So I could eat other animals. What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A monkey. Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : No. But he sent me one. Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : I threw one at his ugly head. Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : No. Do you like tomatoes : Yeah. Does beer interest you ? : No, it sucks. If you could steal any car, it would be... : A fucking Range Rover. If you were upset, would you throw something ? : Yes. At someone. At someone's head ? : Yeah. Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : Surprisingly.. no. Who wasn't Freddie ? : No In person ? : I SAID NO. And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? :God, no. Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : I don't give a shit what wine is called. Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : No, nor would I care. When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : Fake wedding. If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : Erm. no Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : I did. And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : We do anything we like. Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : I love cricket. Isn't mustard icky ? : It's fucking rank! The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : >.< Oh look, a pretty face. The last book you read was ? : Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince. Again. Right now, you're listening to : An advert on C4. You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : Ah yeah. So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : YESSS. |
| deleted user 10.08.2006 16:23 |
link Second one down. :x Escaped from the world's most fashionable jail. |
| sparrow 21754 11.08.2006 02:07 |
Please state your name for the record : Alyen Kristen (no last name) Do you have any siblings ? : a sister in heaven Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : nah Any siblings that you have killed ? : >.> at birth me and my sissy didnt want another, the womb was too small as it were >.> How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : literally, i could walk to it, im in between 2 actually (i live in a hicktown haha) Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : dont miles go farther? You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : the british side of cuorse.... But can you even drive ? : haha prolly not Have you tried ? : no. i dont wanna die yet. How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : i dont even have an mp3 player How many are Queen ? : well theyre 4 guys... Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : absolutly theyre pointless unless youre me and use them as a pick. What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : Queen-the game With your lunch money ? : .....i dont have lunch money. How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : ....3 or 4 i think Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : nope. If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : if i wont die from it sure Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : i actually had a fish named freddie my friend named hers brian and i had another named roger..i still want a john. Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : dont think so. If you were an animal, you would be a ... : snow leopard. there sexy and cute and pretty. What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : a panther Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? does he like pretzels? if not i will :) Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : not recently Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : yes. what a waste of time. Do you like tomatoes : sort of Does beer interest you ? : corona rings a bell If you could steal any car, it would be... : janis joplins hippymobile. If you were upset, would you throw something ? : all the damn time At someone's head ? : if i could throw decently yes Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : yes. it was amazing Who wasn't Freddie ? : haha yeha.... In person ? : i believe so. And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : sadly no Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : if it ended in leo yes. Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : nope havent learned spanish yet haha When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : wedding yes star wars only a couple times. i was a princess If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : i didnt know what sex was and i didnt know waht consumated meant untill last year. im sad i know. Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : me. And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : still did. Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? :we dont have cricket..... Isn't mustard icky ? : yea but i like it lol The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : im bored/drunk The last book you read was ? : anthony kiedis autobiography Right now, you're listening to : nothing. the sounds of frogs and nigth critters You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : i wouldnt put it past you dear survey. So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : kinda. |
| -innuendo- 33028 11.08.2006 08:24 |
Please state your name for the record : Lu How many ?: depends on what you means Do you have any siblings ?: nope Any siblings that you wish to kill ?: Nope Any siblings that you have killed ?: nope How far do you live from the nearest gas station ?: a half mile Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ?: miles You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ?: i never drive when i'm drunk But can you even drive ?: Yea Have you tried ?: to drive when i was drunk? no How many songs've you got on your MP3 player?: never count on it How many are Queen?: a lot Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ?: none of my f-ing business What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ?: aerosmith album With your lunch money?: meh How many nights have you gone without sleep before ?: never count on it Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ?: yes, i was sooo pathetic If it said "Drink Me", would you?: maybe Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen?: haha no Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet?: nope What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any?: cat Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel?: yes of course Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut?: no i send him a banana Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep?: not really Do you like tomatoes: no Does beer interest you?: ah yes!! If you could steal any car, it would be...: a harrier If you were upset, would you throw something?: certainly At someone's head?: yes, your head!! Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit?: yes Who wasn't Freddie?: no, but i remember him wear an orange jumper In person?: huh? And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels?: yes, am i cool or what? Would you name a wine "Gallo?: maybe Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish?: i can't speak spanish When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars?: i've done many fake weddings back on my school years If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated?: nah Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school?: we don't have snow in this country And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts?: i told ya Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school?: nope Isn't mustard icky?: No The fuck am I answering all these questions?!: because i'm fuckin bored The last book you read was?: a man named dave Right now, you're listening to: metallica You know I could keep doing this forever, right?: oh really? So, you're glad I'm stopping?: should i?? |
| M a t i a s M a y 11.08.2006 18:26 |
Please state your name for the record : matiasmay, fuck off How many ? : all Do you have any siblings ? a little brother. Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : no Any siblings that you have killed ? : no How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : like 3 minutes away :P Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : MILES You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : I'm drunk, so I dunno But can you even drive ? : no Have you tried ? : no How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : I dont have one, I hate those shits How many are Queen ? : none Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : What? What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : A Day At The Races With your lunch money ? : The Works How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : lots Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : lol, no xD If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : I don't think so Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : Freddie the cat!! Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : no, that's sick If you were an animal, you would be a ... : pegasus or something like a dragon... I dunno, I'm fucked up What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : a butterfly (??) Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : No, he can go fuck himself. Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : No, I sent him talent. Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : very Do you like tomatoes : yes, capo tomatoes :) Does beer interest you ? : not at all If you could steal any car, it would be... : None If you were upset, would you throw something ? : of course At someone's head ? : most certainly Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : yes Who wasn't Freddie ? : yeah In person ? : YES, FUCKER And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : What the fuck? Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : maybe! Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : Of course, gallo is cock, but it's kinda stupid naming a wine like that... it's like... "cat" or "dog" When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : No If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : no Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : never And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : no Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : no Isn't mustard icky ? : lol The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : I dunno The last book you read was ? : I dunno Right now, you're listening to : Take Cover by Mr. Big You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : yeah So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : whatever |
| Carol! the Musical 14.08.2006 17:07 |
Please state your name for the record : My alter ego's name is Carolina ( prounounced with the long e sound, thank you very much )Maverick-Pandora. How many ? : Just enough. Do you have any siblings ? : Two sisters. Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : My younger sister, also known as the fatass. :-) Any siblings that you have killed ? : No. How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : I know it's walking distance. Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : I couldn't care less. You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : The one with a tree! :D But can you even drive ? : No.. Have you tried ? : No.. How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : I don't have an MP3. I prefer the old fashioned way of just buying CDs. :P How many are Queen ? : A great part of my CD collection is Queen. Should those crazy Americans get rid of the penny ? : I like the penny. What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : I don't buy anything with my own money, I mooch off my parents. With your lunch money ? : Read above. How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : I've gone lots of nights without sleep. I sleep in the morning. Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : Ugh, no. If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : Maybe. Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : Nope. Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : No, but if I get a cat, maybe.. If you were an animal, you would be a ... : This one's too hard to answer! xD What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A cat, of course. Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : No. Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : Haven't done that either. Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : It is! What a waste of life! Do you like tomatoes : I hate them. Does beer interest you ? : Not in the slightest. If you could steal any car, it would be... : Hmmm... A big, black and white limo! If you were upset, would you throw something ? : Yes, right at someone's face. :D At someone's head ? : Yeah, their head, too. Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : Yes. Who wasn't Freddie ? : Uhm, no.. :P In person ? : No- thank goodness. :P And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : No, I was the one in the leotard! Would you name a wine "Gallo" ? : Isn't that the name of a brand of olive oil? Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : Duh. Rooster. :) When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : I preferred to play Power Rangers. If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? : I didn't have one. So no. Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? : No. It would have to be a pretty big snowball.. And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : It didn't even snow while I had recess in school, damn it! ;P Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : No. Isn't mustard icky ? : No, it good! The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : Because I have nothing better to do. The last book you read was ? : Vicky Angel. Right now, you're listening to : "Woman You're So Beautiful" You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : Keep 'em coming! :D So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : Not particularly. I was getting the hang of answering all these questions.. |
| deleted user 14.08.2006 17:28 |
Please state your name for the record : Jessica Ariana How many ? : .. what? Do you have any siblings ? : 1 big bro 1 lil sis Any siblings that you wish to kill ? : nooo Any siblings that you have killed ? : i dont think so.... How far do you live from the nearest gas station ? : bout 3 miles? Miles vs. Kilos, who wins ? : i dont care You're drunk as hell, what side of the road do you accidentally drive on ? : the one with people lol But can you even drive ? : nope Have you tried ? : yes lol How many songs've you got on your MP3 player ? : 1059 How many are Queen ? : um about.... 100? What was the first CD or album you bought with your own money ? : pink floyds dark side of the moon With your lunch money ? : ..no allowence How many nights have you gone without sleep before ? : 2 >.< Did you ever have a crush on someone from a "boy-band", you awful teenager ? : what do u think.. If it said "Drink Me", would you ? : Maybe. Did you ever name a pet after a member of Queen ? : Nope. Did you ever name a per after a member of Queen's pet ? : No If you were an animal, you would be a ... : straight up kitty kat.. <33 What animal do you think Freddie Mercury resembled, if any ? : A cat!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you ever send the President of America a pretzel ? : who hasnt..?? Did you ever send Keith Richards a coconut ? : been there done that Isn't it awful that we spend 1/3 of our lives asleep ? : i dont really care. i like sleep Do you like tomatoes : no0oo Does beer interest you ? : mabey..... If you could steal any car, it would be... : def. a lamburgini If you were upset, would you throw something ? : yes i would most deffinitaly At someone's head ? : o yea Have you ever seen someone wear a pink jump-suit ? : haha yes Who wasn't Freddie ? : Uhm, no.. :P In person ? : No And were you the one in the spandex pants and purple heels ? : -blush- yes lol Do you know what "gallo" means in Spanish ? : i think i no my spanish since me being mexican... When in school did you have a fake wedding, or play Star Wars ? : .. what?!?! If you had a fake wedding, was it consumated ? who does that...??? Did anyone ever get squished by a snowball at your school ? :no And after that, they wouldn't let you build snow-forts ? : I DONT NO Did high-schoolers sneak onto your school's track to play cricket after school ? : No. Isn't mustard icky ? : YES!! The fuck am I answering all these questions ?! : i find these fun 4 some reason.. The last book you read was ? : For Laci Right now, you're listening to : School's out by Alice Cooper <33 You know I could keep doing this forever, right ? : sure go ahead So, you're glad I'm stopping ? : i dont care XD |