Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're shite and we can't be bothered”
Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself - you lads go down the pub.”
So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the team head off down the pub for a few jars. After a while, the rest of the team begin to wonder how Ronaldinho is getting on and so ask the barman to switch on the TV. Suddenly there is a loud cheer as they realise the score – Brazil 1 England 0 – (Ronaldinho after 10 minutes). And with that they continue their drinking.
After a while Ronaldo says “hey lads I wonder what the final score was?” and with that he switches the TV back on. The result from the stadium was Brazil 1 England 1 (Lampard after 89 minutes). They cant believe it – he has single handedly held England to a draw!!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho.
They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, no, I have, I've let you down...I got sent off after 12 minutes.”
I've got a shorter one...
"England's defending"
And an even shorter one...
"Sol Campbell"
pissing myself laughing at an alleged world class defender constantly allowing a high ball into the box to bounce.