Hang it all, apparently I'm coming back as a duck. That explains why I've always had an aversion to orange sauce. But at least I'll get to take a flying dump on passing socialists. link
Here, what does it reckon you're coming back as? Something nasty, I hope. A worm, I'll bet.
A bear :-)
Almost 32% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.
You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.