If I was a guy I would probably be a cabaret freak and I'd either be a gay one or end up being a girl anyways....
(I'm not kidding)
I would also no longer attempt to watch "Queer Eye for The Straight Guy" in secret.
oddly enough, we were once asked this question in health, along with other weird questions.
if i was a guy for a day i'd dress in drag. actually im jealous of guys because they can dress in drag. whereas if i go out in fishnet stockings (i do anyway) i get called a slut by some guy trying to get in my pants. interesting... not the best way to pick up chicks.