Was listening to this track on the bus to school this morning and some of the lines seemed quite ironic.
"Can barely stand on my feet"
"I just can't get no relief"
"He's all right, he's all right, he's all right"
"I've just got to get out of this prison cell"
etc etc etc
Class C drugs, a group in British law that includes cannabis, tranquillisers and some painkillers.
Under British law, anyone convicted of having Class C drugs can be jailed for up to two years and face an unlimited fine.
Michael was arrested in April, 1998, for engaging in a "lewd act" in a public toilet in Los Angeles, after which he ended years of speculation by announcing that he was gay.
-CNN
He's gonna be a really popular fella in the slammer!
<<..and face an unlimited fine.>>
Cripes, you'd not want to get a judge with a sense of humour.
Mr. Michael, I sentence you to two years gaol and one bajillion zillion fafillion manillion dollars.
Then he pays with a pickle.