What is the best prank phone call you ever made? Mine has to be this...
ME: Hello, this is Smith from Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors and I am offering you a chance to win the Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors Competition. Do you wish to participate?
OTHER GUY: I guess that sounds alright. What do I ha...
ME: EXCELLENT!!! Okay, all you have to do is name 31 flavors in 31 second and you will win $31.31. You time starts nooooow...
Other guy:
Uhh uhh Vanilla
Chocolate Ummmmmm'
Strawberry
Rocky Road
Oh, there's more uh
Chocolate peanut Butter
Raspberry
uhh
Orange Sherbet
Me: Sorry that's not considered a flavor.
Other Guy: But I got ot befor...
Me: Better hurry up...you've only got 10 more seconds...
Other Guy:
<suddenly belts out...like 30 flavors..>
Me: 3, 2, 1, oh I'm sorry you didn't make the grand prize...
Other Guy: How many did I get?
Me: I dunno, I lost count at around 30.
Other guy: But that should be 31 or more. I should get my money.
ME: No, I said FOURTY-one flavors...
Other guy: No you didn't!!!
ME: Don't get violent, I know your phone number...I can phone the Police..
Other Guy: I WANT MY F****** MONEY!!!
ME: SETTLE DOWN AND CHILL!!! I'LL MAIL YOU A COUPON FOR FREE NAPKINS OR SOMETHING!!!
Other Guy: Well, ****er, when you ****in' called, I was expecting to get some ****in' money you ****in' A**hole. I'm gonna drive down to your S***ty Baskin Robbins and Jam this phone down your ****in' throat.
ME: <LAUGHS> I don't work at Baskin Robbins...Good Day
Other Guy: YOU MUTHA... <CLICK>
I CALL BACK IN 30 SECONDS
OTHER GUY: Hello?
Me: Do You Still want a free coupon?
OTHER GUY: (SCREAMING) STOP CALLING MY ****IN' HOUSE YOU STUPID PR***!!! **** OFF!!!
ME: Did you take your medication this morning?
OTHER GUY: <SLAMS PHONE ON THE FLOOR AND YELLS AS HE STOMPS OFF>
<CLICK>
LOL!
I called a local lady:
Lady: Hello?
Me: Is this Chinese food restaurant? (I tried to have a chinese accent)
Lady: I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.
Me: No, It say right here you chinese food lady.
Lady: This is not a Chinese restaurant!! Goodbye!
Me: You sell muffin here?
Lady: What the hell are you trying to pull?
Me: I hungry and want food. You sell cheeseburger?
Lady: F*ck off or I'll call the police!
Me: Okay, I tell all my friends to call you too.
*click*
me:Hello?
person:Hello, who is this
me:is your fridge running?
person: (figuring he knows whats coming) no
me:well you better go plug it in! (laughs maniacly)