Just shout at the top of your voice - Lions are naturally wary of humans now.
Unless it's a man-eater, then twist yourself around and kiss your ass goodbye!
I would add canibals... Although the lion's presence would be an accident... He might have scared the canibals off and ran away with the cooking pot...
oh, that would be a problem. you can try to convince the lion you're a bee metropolis... with a very powerful army...
deleted user 14.09.2005 13:42
erm, ok before i look at the solution, i would jump up and down making the rope bounce makin it less likely to catch fire, and if im lucky knock the candle over. then relax and let starvation kill me, means when i do fall i wont have to fear being eaten by a lion!
after looking at the solution, shout "you dumb lion! i was singing to my mate over the fone" youv spoilt my suicide attempt now!"
