The queenie pants game!
Sure you must have seen this before- so if anyone has any ideas, let me know!
1. In the Lap of the Pants
2. The Loser in the Pants
3. The March of the Black Pants
4. Pants Must Fall
5. Pants to Fall
6. Sheer Pants Attack
7. She Makes Me (Stormtrooper in Pants)
8. The Pants Must Go On
9. Under Pants
10. Tie Your Pants Down
Ooh! I played something like this with my sister. But instead of "pants" we said "vagina." It was called the "Vagina Game."
We're a little sick. Oh well, it seems kind of normal here.
This seems like just the type of dorky thing that would make me giggle, though I'm unfamiliar with the "rules/point of it"... someone/anyone feel free to 'splain. Like, does it have to "make sense"?
... or is it just the silly, coincidental humor of the random substitutions?
I'm thinking "Live Pants" album title right now, but "Princes of the Pants" and "In the Death Pants" are tickling me bone... (get yer mind outta the gutter!)
Need Your Pants Tonight
My Melancholy Pants
Pants It (Prime Jive)
Let Pants Entertain You
It's Pants
Modern Times Rock 'n' Pants
My Fairy Pants
and can one use it as a verb?
The Night Pants Down
Friends Will Pants Friends
Let Me Pants You
Dragon Pants
I dunno... someone JUST TRY & STOP ME, THOUGH!!!
This would be more fun with dirty words. Or "bananas." "Pants" is still funny though.
The Fairy Feller's Master Banana
The Fairy Feller's Master Pants
Modern Times Rock n' Bananas
Modern Times Rock n' Pants
Good Old-Fashioned Banana Boy
Good Old-Fashioned Lover Pants ("pants boy" wasn't funny enough)
The Millionaire Banana
The Millionaire Pants
Killer Banana
Killer Pants
Another One Bites the Banana
Another One Bites the Pants
I'm In Love With My Banana
I'm In Love With My Pants
The Banana Must Go On
The Pants Must Go On
Spread Your Banana
Spread Your Pants
Holy crap! I could do this forever!
Bohemian Pantsody
You're My Best Banana
The Prophet's Banana
God Save The Banana
We Are The Bananas
Fat Bottomed Pants
Play The Banana
Great King Banana
A Kind Of Pants
Headpants
Dreamer's Pant
Banana Of My Life
Sail Away Sweet Banana
Don't Try Bananas
It's infectuous...you can do it with lyrics too.
"In the year of thirty-nine, assembled here the volunteers, in the days when pants were few...."
"Don't you hear my pants, though you're many years away...."
"I'm in love with my pants!"
"When I'm holdin your pants, all I hear is your pants."
"You got the cutest ass I've ever seen, knock me down for a pants any time."
"Screw my brain till it hurts, you've taken all my pants."
"Goodbye April lady, you've done a lot for the pants in this town."
"While the sun hangs in the sky and the desert has pants."
"Through the sorrow all through our splendour, don't take offence at my pants."
"My fairy pants can do right and nothing wrong."
"Broken my fairy circle pants."
"All dead all dead, all the pants we had."
"My pants are painted like the wings of butterflies."
"Another one gone, another one gone, Another one bites the pants."
"Ain't no sound but the sound of his pants."
"Attack from the pants!"
"I want to break free from your pants."
"You're so self satisfied I don't need pants."
"Fat bottomed pants!"
"You'd give your life, you'd sell your soul but here it comes again, too much pants will kill you in the end."
"Flick of the pants and you're dead, baby."
"You used to take me dancing, just like any other pants."
"I feel alive and the pants turning inside out."
"Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good pants."
"She gives me hot and cold pants."
"Ain't got no black coat, ain't got no pants."
"Take good care of pants you've got, my father said to me."
"One thousand and one yellow pants, begin to dance in front of you - oh dear."
"I think I'm a pants tree, oh dear."
"I was born to love you, with every single beat of my pants."
"You take your time and take more money, keep yourself pants."
"You're staring at me, with suspicion in your pants."
"So late - so let the waters take our pants in the tide."
"My pants is always with you, no matter what you do."
"Wake up in the morning with a good face, stare at the pants all day."
"Spread your pants and fly away."
"Boy you'd better begin, to get those crazy notions right out of your pants."
"We're the pants of the universe."
"The pants will soon be clean, I'll erase the memories."
"Was it all wasted, all those pants?"
"I have no pants I'm cold inside, I have no real intent."
"You take my pants away."
LOL.
This was all for TOFBRA, and if that ever updates again, it'll be there too. Hmm...there's a lot in the archives submitted after TOFBRA-gate that was never posted.
Found this little gem:
Bohemian Pants
Are these the real pants?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide?
No escape from pants.
Open your eyes
Look up to the pants and see
I'm just a poor boy,I need no pants.
Because I'm easy come,easy go,
A little high,little pants,
Anyway the pants blows,doesn't really matter to me,
To pants.
Mama,just killed a man,
Put a gun against his pants,
Pulled my trigger, now he's pants.
Mama, pants had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Mama, oooh,
Didn't mean to make you pants,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really pants.
Too late, my pants has come,
Sends shivers down my pants
Body's aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I've got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the pants.
Pants, ooo- (any way the pants blows)
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been pants at all-
*verbose guitar solo*
I see a little silhouetto of a pants,
Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me.
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo figaro
PANTS!
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves pants
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his pants from this monstrosity.
Easy come easy pants, will you let me go.
Bismillah! Pants, we will not let you go, let him go-
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me PANTS!
Will not let you go let me PANTS!
Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants, pants!
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me pants!
Beelzebub has a pants put aside for me,for me, for me!
So you think you can stone me and spit in my pants.
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby, can't do this to me pants.
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta pants.
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to pants.
Any way the pants blows....
Fshhhh....
PANTS!!!
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It's great.
LOL
Hmm...the Ladies clothing store I work at sell Bohemian pants, these cute little Indian fringe capris in fall colours...I'm too tall for them, anyway.
So, yeah, that's the pants stuff I got.
LOL