Q: What do a man and a rollercoaster have in common?
A: You wait three hours for a two-minute ride
the person who made that one up needs a new boyfriend or something...
Here's a good one..despite the fact I'm a guy.
Q: What's the difference between a guy and a piece of soap?
A: BEAR ATTACKS!
Yes! I wasted mere seconds of your life and you'll never get them back! AHAH!
*runs away*