This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed at home
This little piggy had organic beef substitute
This little piggy had none
And this little piggy said "You've breached my human rights so I'm going to sue for millions" all the way home
Ba Ba Black Sheep have you any wool?
Fuck off you racist bastard.
Doctor Foster went to Gloucester
In a shower of rain
She stepped in a puddle
Right up to her middle
and sued the council for thousands
As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
He looked quite tired
But that's bigamy for you
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
Georgie kissed them too, how fey...
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses
And all the King's men
Couldn't prevent a nasty Salmonella outbreak resulting.
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
People offered mint sauce
3 blind mice
3 blind mice
see how they run
they happened to run past the farmer's daughter
who cut off their back legs
to see how they run...