Queen Archivist 01.08.2008 08:33 |
People are being quite beastly to me on this site, and it really should stop right now, actually, because I am sensitive. Like a lovely but 5 day old pear, I bruise easily you know. It hurts me deeply. Your nasty words CUT me like a knife. The wound heals, but the scar... that scar will remaaaaaaaaaaaain! Was it something I said or something I did? Did my words not come out right? Somebody said, on a current thread (igu-liger, or Scott, I think) that when he talked to me on the phone a while back I was nice and pleasant and "delightful" and other very nice things, and not at all how I present myself here on QZ, or am perceived here. So... there you are then. Stop being horrible to me, and upsetting me. I'm starting to get a bit sad and, a bit more sad after that. the other day, someone here called me a "Sorry fucking cry baby" and that, you have to admit, like it or not, IS funny. I like originality. Bad language though it is, which also upsets me and makes me get weepy, I like that. Is it possible for me to change my user name here on QZ, to... Queen Archivist - "Sorry fucking cry baby" because to me that is funny and I fancy a change. Somebody here will know. Surely it's do-able, right. How can I do this? Your Valentine.... any chance of telling me please, you kindly much loved crazy QZ-er, who usually stays away from my provocotive ramblings on here... like many more of you should too. In the meantime, everybody has to stop calling me names with words like Fucking, Twat, Ego, Tit, Wanker, Tosser in them. "Sorry fucking cry baby" is ok, but in moderation please. Let's not spoil a good thing. Actually, Tit is alright too, and someone should give Sod and Git an ocassional outing. We like those words here in the UK. It's far nicer than the American Motherf***er.... unless it's Mike Strutter saying it. We like him too. Stop shouting at me. Stop being cruel and heartless. Be nice and polite, and not so loud and aggreesive and IN YOUR FACE. Ok, you naughty Americans and Canadians!!!! You can make your profound points just as well with intelligence, subtlety and cunning. Well... Zebonka13 the zombie can't, the sad moronic donkey-molester that he is, but most of the rest of you could give it a go. My mum, Rosie, would like to add sumfink (as they say in Harlow and Romford) at this getting towards the end point... ROSIE (nee Brooks).... "Leave my lovely Greg alone. You lot don't know what a gem he is. A diamond-like... diamond type jewel of a chap. He's lovely and good to his mum, so bugger off those of you being continously cruel to him. He's such a beautiful person, that if Freddie were alive today he'd probably write a song about him for the new album, called something like, 'The Lovely Fellow Archivist Chap'. So stop being such gits to him, and also... errr.... Don't.....pree...." "Was that alright, son?" "Yes. Ta mum." "I couldn't read your writing for that last bit." "Shhhhhh! Mum. You'll let the cat out of the bag." "Sorry son. But that Zebonka13 zombie chap... he'll never get the subtlety of this! He'll need Donna to explain it to him. What an ape's turd he is... from what I've read." "Want some coffee, ma?" |
Togg 01.08.2008 09:33 |
Greg old boy I think you might have been sitting in the sun a little too long... Now get back to that Queen vault at once and find those pesky missing tapes of the Knebworth concert, you know the ones under the big box marked DON'T LOOK IN HERE There's a good chap. |
woodi485485 01.08.2008 12:18 |
I agree with Togg..... have you nothing better to do with your time?.....and can you please tell me when QOL became a website for you and your friends to advertsie goods for sale on???? |
una999 01.08.2008 13:05 |
Queen Archivist wrote: People are being quite beastly to me on this site, and it really should stop right now, actually, because I am sensitive. Like a lovely but 5 day old pear, I bruise easily you know. It hurts me deeply. Your nasty words CUT me like a knife. The wound heals, but the scar... that scar will remaaaaaaaaaaaain! Was it something I said or something I did? Did my words not come out right? Somebody said, on a current thread (igu-liger, or Scott, I think) that when he talked to me on the phone a while back I was nice and pleasant and "delightful" and other very nice things, and not at all how I present myself here on QZ, or am perceived here. So... there you are then. Stop being horrible to me, and upsetting me. I'm starting to get a bit sad and, a bit more sad after that. the other day, someone here called me a "Sorry fucking cry baby" and that, you have to admit, like it or not, IS funny. I like originality. Bad language though it is, which also upsets me and makes me get weepy, I like that. Is it possible for me to change my user name here on QZ, to... Queen Archivist - "Sorry fucking cry baby" because to me that is funny and I fancy a change. Somebody here will know. Surely it's do-able, right. How can I do this? Your Valentine.... any chance of telling me please, you kindly much loved crazy QZ-er, who usually stays away from my provocotive ramblings on here... like many more of you should too. In the meantime, everybody has to stop calling me names with words like Fucking, Twat, Ego, Tit, Wanker, Tosser in them. "Sorry fucking cry baby" is ok, but in moderation please. Let's not spoil a good thing. Actually, Tit is alright too, and someone should give Sod and Git an ocassional outing. We like those words here in the UK. It's far nicer than the American Motherf***er.... unless it's Mike Strutter saying it. We like him too. Stop shouting at me. Stop being cruel and heartless. Be nice and polite, and not so loud and aggreesive and IN YOUR FACE. Ok, you naughty Americans and Canadians!!!! You can make your profound points just as well with intelligence, subtlety and cunning. Well... Zebonka13 the zombie can't, the sad moronic donkey-molester that he is, but most of the rest of you could give it a go. My mum, Rosie, would like to add sumfink (as they say in Harlow and Romford) at this getting towards the end point... ROSIE (nee Brooks).... "Leave my lovely Greg alone. You lot don't know what a gem he is. A diamond-like... diamond type jewel of a chap. He's lovely and good to his mum, so bugger off those of you being continously cruel to him. He's such a beautiful person, that if Freddie were alive today he'd probably write a song about him for the new album, called something like, 'The Lovely Fellow Archivist Chap'. So stop being such gits to him, and also... errr.... Don't.....pree...." "Was that alright, son?" "Yes. Ta mum." "I couldn't read your writing for that last bit." "Shhhhhh! Mum. You'll let the cat out of the bag." "Sorry son. But that Zebonka13 zombie chap... he'll never get the subtlety of this! He'll need Donna to explain it to him. What an ape's turd he is... from what I've read." "Want some coffee, ma?"My Archivist, in my defence what is there to day? I am also treated badly on this site by clowns. Oh god don't release anything else, QZers are the biggest bunch of retards ever born...no sense of humour, act like police, and like u know there's 500million elvis fans out there, queen aren't everything!!! I am!! p.s if anyone doesn't understand this post please refer to my own thread link |
john bodega 01.08.2008 14:00 |
Someone's obsessed. |
P-Staker 01.08.2008 17:24 |
And here, kids, we see a fine example of an internet rant; too long to read, but it's title is a flamewar waiting to happen. Of course, in these enlightened times, we know that the two purposes of the internet are: a) people being beastly to each other, and b) porn. (Not necessarily in that order.) Everything else is incidental... The most upsetting thing, though, is Greg having what's possibly the best job on the planet for anyone with ears... and he still finds within himself to be a fucking crybaby. Doesn't it make you lose your faith in God and humanity? |
john bodega 02.08.2008 07:44 |
Nope; I lost that when Freddie died. |
QueenMercury46 02.08.2008 17:27 |
I can't help it, I'm just a sexy beast. |
ANAGRAMER 03.08.2008 02:30 |
You REALLY need to get a life pal |
Winter Land Man 03.08.2008 18:04 |
What smells? Greg Brook, ya been licking yo mammi's panties, A-Gain? |
its_a_hard_life 26994 03.08.2008 18:50 |
Jake? wrote: What smells? Greg Brook, ya been licking yo mammi's panties, A-Gain?XD |
john bodega 04.08.2008 08:51 |
Well he's right about one thing, link I am a zombie. |
its_a_hard_life 26994 04.08.2008 14:20 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Well he's right about one thing, link I am a zombie.LMAO. I remember that video. Cool stuff! |
Benn 04.08.2008 16:27 |
Greg's becoming very much like Kevin Pietersen. No matter how much you try to ignore the fact that he's there, not matter how many times you try to ignore what he says or does, he just won't fucking well disappear. Perhaps we should ALL set up another fan forum, leaving Greggy boy to his own devices here. Then he can post whatever he likes about whoever he wants to and not have the fear of people not liking what he posts eating away at him every waking moment. |
QueenMercury46 04.08.2008 16:31 |
WELL LA DEE FRICKING DAH |
Sergei. 04.08.2008 17:43 |
We're all Greg Brooks' mother. |