| Fopjeflauwmopje 04.03.2008 09:26 |
Ali Osram - Het Dorp (translation: scroll down WARNING: DONT USE ANYWERE ELSE WITOUT MY PERMISION, TRANSLATION MADE AND COPYRIGHT BY ME) Thuis heb ik nog een ansichtkaart waarop mijn vrouw staat met een baard in shoarmatent van Mohammed. Mijn zoontje op gestolen fiets die was gratis en voor niets. Goedkope slotje op gezet. Deze dorp ik weet nog hoe het was. Wij hadden huis met stroom gas. Mijn vrouw was hele dag aan het breien. Een trui van echte schapenwol. Wij dronken bier met alcohol. En ik zeg schat ik wil graag vrijen. Ik was heel blij dat ik hier heen kon komen. Naar deze mooie koude land. Maar ik had echt nooit kunnen dromen. Dat dit zou lopen uit de hand. Ik ging toen werken in fabriek. Maar die machine was antiek. Ik zei hey baas kom eens kijken. Moet jij zien die machine. Moet jij beter nieuwe kopen mischien. Maar baas zeg jij moet niet zeiken. Ik zeg machine is echt gevaar. Hij zegt boem en dan lig ik daar. Dan kan jij bellen ziekenwagen. Ja dan zit ik in ziektewet. En lig ik heel de tijd in bed. En moet ik vrouw van alles vragen. Ik was heel blij dat ik hier heen kon komen. Naar deze mooie koude land. Maar ik had echt nooit kunnen dromen. Dat dit zou lopen uit de hand. Nu is voorbij die mooie tijd. Mijn vrouw is nu uitgebreid. Die wol en stokjes nu in de kast. Die hele dag die kijkt tv. Heel de familie die kijkt mee. En dan echt erg entoshuiast. Jah ik verlang weer naar die tijd. Dat vrouw die eten weer bereid. En gaat breien en gaat vrijen. Maar jah die heeft een woord geleerd. En dat is geimacipeerd. Ik denk ga rijen naar Turkije. Ik was heel blij dat ik hier heen kon komen. Naar deze mooie koude land. Maar ik had echt nooit kunnen dromen. Dat dit zou lopen uit de hand. Ali osram- the village at home i have a postcard with my wife with a beard on it in mohammed's shoarmashop my son riding a stolen bike it was free and free cheaply made a lock on it this vilage i remember what it was like we had a home with current and gas my wife was knitting whole day a sweater made from real sheepwhool we drank beer with alcohol i said honey i want to fuck i was very happy that i could come to this beautiful cold country but i couldnt have dreamt this would get out of hand this much then i took a job in a factory but the machine was antic i said hey boss come and look at it look at this machine do you want to buy a new one perheps but boss said you shouldnt nag i said machine is realy dangerous he might say boom and i will lay there and you can cal an ambulance dan i am in sicklaw and i ly in bed whole day and i have to ask wife everyting i was very happy that i could come to this beautiful cold country but i couldnt have dreamt this would get out of hand this much now the good time is over my wife doesnt knit anymore the whool and needles in the closet she watches tv whole day and my whole family watches with her and they are very enthusiast i long to the time when wife prepares the dinner again and goes fucking and knitting but shes learned a word that words emancipated i think im going to drive to turkey i was very happy that i could come to this beautiful cold country but i couldnt have dreamt this would get out of hand this much ome henk- opblaaskrokodil Oho! Oho! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Refrein: Weet je wat ik wil, een opblaaskrokodil. Om in de zee te drijven, tussen de lekkere wijzen. (2X) Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Ik lust geen championnensoep of bami, bami, bang. Sambal bij? Waarom mot ik op internet dat duurt me veelste lang, Waarom mot ik een GSM dat ding is altijd stuk |
| QueenMercury46 05.03.2008 17:05 |
Fopjeflauwmopje wrote: WARNING: DONT USE ANYWERE ELSE WITOUT MY PERMISION, TRANSLATION MADE AND COPYRIGHT BY ME)Thanks. I'm going to go copy that and post it on a lyrics website and give myself credit. |
| StoneColdClassicQueen 05.03.2008 19:34 |
XD Try listening to this: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucker. You're an uncle fucker, yes it's true. NOBODY fucks uncles quite like you. Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. You're the one who fucked your uncle, uncle fucker. You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, just fuck your uncle all day long. - Farting and more laughter - Traffic Cop: "What's going on here?" - More farting - "Ew, what garbage!" Well, what do you expect there Canadian uncle fucker? Uncle fucker. Uncle fucker. Uncle fucker. Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. (Uncle fucker.) You're a boner-biting bastard uncle fucker. You're an uncle fucker, I must say. Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday! Uncle fucker, that's U-N-C-L-E fuck you! Uncle fucker ... ah ha ha Suck my balls! My gift from me to you.. |
| StoneColdClassicQueen 05.03.2008 19:34 |
Also, I <3 Death On Two Legs, because at the moment, I am mad at someone. |
| Winter Land Man 05.03.2008 19:34 |
ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS!!! You're with some guy in the park Thinking I don't know what you're up to He leaves and you end up crying while your world turns dark You're hoping I'll someday forgive you But I've seen your choices, yes I've seen your mistakes Hanging in the dark alley, serving the cake Praying to God to forgive you for your sins Just a lost girl with nothing else to give But baby don't you know Don't you know you need some love to live I guess you're too good at making money Paying your bills, swalling pills Living in a dream world coated in sweet honey Too young to settle down Too restless to finally stay Too high to turn around and look my way When your world is upside down At the wrong places, at worst of times Just another fifty for spit, one hundred for slime If they don't have the money, they'll be sure to to make the time It's been so long, since you're friends have been gone And maybe your life wouldn't be such a joke to them If life could be reversed and I could make you happy again But I've seen your choices, yes I've seen your mistakes All you're doing is giving, and all they do is take And you pray to God to forgive you for your sins Just a lost girl in an upside down world trying to live But baby don't you know Baby don't you know, everyone has some love to give I guess you're too good at making money Paying your bills, swalling pills Living in a dream world coated in sweet honey Too young to settle down Too restless to finally stay Too high to turn around and look my way When your world is upside down I guess you're too good at making money Paying your bills, swalling pills Living in a dream world coated in sweet honey Too young to settle down Too restless to finally stay Too high to turn around and look my way When your world is upside down I guess you're too good at making money Paying your bills, swalling pills Living in a dream world coated in sweet honey Too young to settle down Too restless to finally stay Too high to turn around and look my way When your world is, when your world is upside down |
| Raststätte-Knödel 06.03.2008 07:24 |
<font color="sky blue">QueenMercury46 wrote:that would badly hurt your image. such a bad translation :PFopjeflauwmopje wrote: WARNING: DONT USE ANYWERE ELSE WITOUT MY PERMISION, TRANSLATION MADE AND COPYRIGHT BY ME)Thanks. I'm going to go copy that and post it on a lyrics website and give myself credit. |
| Sergei. 06.03.2008 22:12 |
StoneColdClassicQueen wrote: XD Try listening to this: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucker. You're an uncle fucker, yes it's true. NOBODY fucks uncles quite like you. Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. You're the one who fucked your uncle, uncle fucker. You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, just fuck your uncle all day long. - Farting and more laughter - Traffic Cop: "What's going on here?" - More farting - "Ew, what garbage!" Well, what do you expect there Canadian uncle fucker? Uncle fucker. Uncle fucker. Uncle fucker. Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. (Uncle fucker.) You're a boner-biting bastard uncle fucker. You're an uncle fucker, I must say. Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday! Uncle fucker, that's U-N-C-L-E fuck you! Uncle fucker ... ah ha ha Suck my balls! My gift from me to you..XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!! |
| Jadie 08.03.2008 16:44 |
"don't stop! never give up! hold your head high and reach the top! let the world see what you have got! bring it all back to you!" |