bonjour!
ive just flicked my tv over from countryfile with john "comfy cardigan" craven to ITV to watch lewis hamilton show the ol' boys how to drive a formula 1 car when i was gobsmacked to find that the UK no longer exists!
the proof was the fact that i was confronted with the TOUR DE FRANCE bike race thingy going on through the lovely tranquil countryside of KENT!
now unless im still getting my geography lessons from FOX news then KENT is part of England and not a part of the horse killing,frog chomping,onion wearing,garlic smelling,white flag waving nation across the channel.
when did we get annexed by the frogs?
was last weeks terror attacks just a diversion by the beret wearers to sneak through the channel tunnel and take over the country?
if so,does this mean that i can go on strike now without any reason and block the A30 at the border with Devon to stop the english lorry drivers from doing their jobs while sneaking romanians across the border?
anyway im off to kill a horse while wearing a floppy hat on my head while riding a bicycle with a string of onions around my neck while singing songs from GIGI and eating fries instead of chips!
adieu!
Maybe it...Kent was..the Jersey Islands?
OR WHAT EVER THEY ARE CALLED! *fails English geometry* Yes, I konw, I know.
Fuck it, I'm too much of a kent for this forum.
iGSM wrote: Maybe it...Kent was..the Jersey Islands?
OR WHAT EVER THEY ARE CALLED! *fails English geometry* Yes, I konw, I know.
Fuck it, I'm too much of a kent for this forum.
iGSM wrote: Maybe it...Kent was..the Jersey Islands?
OR WHAT EVER THEY ARE CALLED! *fails English geometry* Yes, I konw, I know.
Fuck it, I'm too much of a kent for this forum.
Kent is the english county south east of london.main ports are folkestone and dover which are the gateways to europe and froggy land.
when the channel tunnel was built we were hoping that it would only be one way but alas the french wanted to come to the UK so we had to make it a 2 way thing...
iGSM wrote: There's not enough people wearing cardigans in my opinion.
Looks like I'll have to visit Dover...to spit at people who look at me like I'm Egyptian.
having spent most of my childhood in folkestone [i dont miss that place at all] i can safely say that they will all look at you like that in Dover,but with a polish accent now :-]