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When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn't know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.
-- General Zod
Your Future President and Eternal Ruler
Well Aunty Helen, you can effectivley kiss goodbye a free trade deal with the US if this fulla gets in XD This is even better than the McGillicuddy Serious Party!
With his lame joke attempts about bombing Iran, his claims that Iraq was safe to walk around but still needed dozens of troops behind him to walk through the streets of Baghdad, his denial of the chaos in Iraq while believing that stability can still be brought to the region but yet he is not willing to set a timetable, and his recent attempt to appeal to the ultra-conservative religious wackos who got Bush into office, that's more than enough reasons to consider that John McCain is not fit to be president.
Look at this clip where John McCain gets owned by Jon Stewart: link
Looks like the only Republican who still has enough credibility to be elected president is Giuliani. Too bad, I used to have some respect for John McCain.
at least the Republicans have ONE.
Within 6 months there will be a split in the Democratic party and what looks to be an easy victory will be once again a platform called "How the Republicans STOLE the elections."
Zod would make a great president, but then again, so would Luthor.
The Christopher Walken for President 2008 is not nearly as good as this one.