Sergei. 06.04.2007 15:34 |
Here we can talk about vaginas to our hearts' delight! What do YOU have to say about vaginas, ladies and gentlemen? |
* adventure seeker * 06.04.2007 15:37 |
erm, well, not the most practicle thing on earth are they, so im told :~D. |
Carol! the Musical 06.04.2007 17:14 |
It needed its own thread! :D |
Poo, again 06.04.2007 17:15 |
Vaginas? I should know quite a lot, since I'm supposedly one of the biggest spamming dicks on Queenzone. |
deleted user 06.04.2007 17:17 |
Vaginas......are ......amazing. I love vaginas. Yes. LOVE. :D "EW!"XD |
Matias Merçeauroix 06.04.2007 17:18 |
Best thing ever xD |
deleted user 06.04.2007 17:19 |
Valensian Sky Surveillance wrote: Best thing ever xDTotally! LMFAO |
its_a_hard_life 26994 06.04.2007 17:32 |
<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: Vaginas? I should know quite a lot, since I'm supposedly one of the biggest spamming dicks on Queenzone.LOL |
Sergei. 06.04.2007 18:47 |
<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: Vaginas? I should know quite a lot, since I'm supposedly one of the biggest spamming dicks on Queenzone.But perhaps you like other dicks and know nothing about vaginas O_O |
deleted user 06.04.2007 18:51 |
<font color=teal>Cookies!<h6>A scientist wrote:*GASP*....<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: Vaginas? I should know quite a lot, since I'm supposedly one of the biggest spamming dicks on Queenzone.But perhaps you like other dicks and know nothing about vaginas O_O |
deleted user 06.04.2007 23:30 |
Hi, I was about twelve five years ago ! |
john bodega 06.04.2007 23:47 |
I heard some feminists don't like the definition 'vagina' since it means 'sheath' in latin. Or something. I really did laugh quite hard when I heard that. I don't get annoyed when people call me a cockmaster, so I really don't see the problem in having the word 'sheath' thrown around - especially not when it sounds as pretty as 'vagina'. But that's just me! |
Winter Land Man 07.04.2007 00:44 |
The scent of some vaginas can make me hard and some can make me puke. |
iGSM 07.04.2007 00:47 |
You make me laugh, S-master. |
***Marial-B*** 07.04.2007 06:02 |
Strawberry smelled vaginas Ah yeah!!! (Where's Baer btw???) |
Raf 07.04.2007 10:06 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:I want yours. ;)<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: Vaginas? I should know quite a lot, since I'm supposedly one of the biggest spamming dicks on Queenzone.LOL |
Raf 07.04.2007 10:12 |
The vagina, (from Latin, literally "sheath" or "scabbard" ) is the tubular tract leading from the uterus to the exterior of the body in female placental mammals and marsupials, or to the cloaca in female birds, monotremes, and some reptiles. Female insects and other invertebrates also have a vagina, which is the terminal part of the oviduct. The Latinate plural (rarely used in English) is vaginae. In common speech, the term "vagina" is often used inaccurately to refer to the vulva or female genitals generally; strictly speaking, the vagina is a specific internal structure and the vulva is the exterior genitalia only. -------------------------------------------------- Human Anatomy External view of the vagina.The human vagina is an elastic muscular canal that extends from the cervix to the vulva. [1] Although there is wide anatomical variation the average vagina is 6 to 7 inches (15.24 to 17.78 cm) in length; its elasticity allows it to stretch during sexual intercourse and during birth to offspring. [2] The vagina connects the vulva (which is outside the body) to the cervix of the uterus (which is inside the body). If the woman stands upright, the vaginal tube points in an upward-backward direction and forms an angle of slightly more than 45 degrees with the uterus. The vaginal opening is at the back (caudal) end of the vulva, behind the opening of the urethra. Above the vagina is Mons Veneris. The vagina, along with the inside of the vulva, is reddish pink in color, as with most healthy internal mucous membranes in mammals. Length, width and shape of the vagina may vary. When a woman gives birth and during sexual intercourse, the vagina temporarily widens and lengthens.[3] Vaginal lubrication is provided by the Bartholin's glands near the vaginal opening and the cervix and also seeps through the vaginal wall (which does not contain any glands). The hymen (a membrane situated at the opening of the vagina, which is also known as a maidenhead) partially covers it in many organisms, including many human females, from birth until it is ruptured by sexual intercourse, or by any number of other activities including medical examinations, injury, certain types of exercise, introduction of a foreign object, etc. However, it should be noted that sexual intercourse does not always cause the hymen to be broken, and so (for example) it is not true that a woman with an intact hymen must be a virgin or vice versa. ------------------------------------------------- Functions of the vagina From a biological perspective, the vagina performs the following functions: - Providing a path for menstrual fluids to leave the body. - Sexual activity - Giving birth ------------------------------------------------- Menstruation The vagina provides a path for menstrual fluids to leave the body. In modern societies, tampons, menstrual cups and sanitary towels may be used to absorb or capture these fluids. Sexual activity The concentration of the nerve endings that lie particularly close to the entrance of a woman's vagina can provide pleasurable sensation during sexual activity, when stimulated in a way that the particular woman enjoys. Usually when aroused, a woman creates a liquid that comes out the vagina and is used for natural lubrication so the penis can slide in without friction. This activity may include heterosexual intercourse, during which a male partner's penis is placed within the vagina, manual stimulation (either self, or partner), or other stimulation such as tribadism. An erogenous zone referred to commonly as the G-spot is supposedly located at the anterior wall of the vagina, about five centimeters in from the entrance, however many doctors deny its existence and some of the more precise tests designed to search for a nerve rich area on the vaginal wall have turned up negative.[4] Some women claim to experience very intense pleasure if the G-spot is stimula |
deleted user 07.04.2007 11:12 |
^ rofl. |
Raf 07.04.2007 11:15 |
Kween<h6>Indeed... wrote: ^ rofl.What? Do you think vaginas are funny? What's funny about menstruation? What's funny about sexual intercourse? You know you were only born because of that, right? |
deleted user 07.04.2007 11:18 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:I know. I just find this thread funny as well XDKween<h6>Indeed... wrote: ^ rofl.What? Do you think vaginas are funny? What's funny about menstruation? What's funny about sexual intercourse? You know you were only born because of that, right? |
john bodega 07.04.2007 11:50 |
Everytime I've been turned down, I've wished weight gain upon whoever it was. And it's actually been working. God I'm malignant! |
Raf 07.04.2007 11:55 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Everytime I've been turned down, I've wished weight gain upon whoever it was. And it's actually been working. God I'm malignant!LMAO! |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 07.04.2007 12:27 |
I love to taste them |
deleted user 07.04.2007 13:12 |
Adolfo wrote: I love to taste themWho doesn't? xD xD xD *gets ready to be scolded*... |
The Fairy King 07.04.2007 14:09 |
Some of them are hairy Some of them are bald Some are kinda scary And this is what they're called Vagina! Vagi-hoo-a! They call that thing Vagina Some belong to virgins They're really tight and strong But big or small, I love 'em all That's why I sing my song Vagina! Vagi-hoo-a! They call that thing Vagina Vagina Some of them are smelly Like clams and fish and such Some smell like a summer's eve Cause they've been duesched too much Vagina! Vagi-hoo-a! They call that thing Vagina Vagina! Vagi-hoo-a! They call that thing Vagina Nothin could be finer Than to be in a vagina In the morning |
Sergei. 07.04.2007 14:22 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: Menstruation The vagina provides a path for menstrual fluids to leave the body. In modern societies, tampons, menstrual cups and sanitary towels may be used to absorb or capture these fluids.: S I dread the day when that comes. I wonder what the women in the African bush to do "absorb or capture these fluids". Do they just walk around dripping? Are there trails of blood leading to their huts? Do they use leaves? |
Raf 07.04.2007 14:28 |
<font color=teal>Cookies!<h6>A scientist wrote:Well, if you stop to think, they also don't have toilet seats. Neither toilet paper.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: Menstruation The vagina provides a path for menstrual fluids to leave the body. In modern societies, tampons, menstrual cups and sanitary towels may be used to absorb or capture these fluids.: S I dread the day when that comes. I wonder what the women in the African bush to do "absorb or capture these fluids". Do they just walk around dripping? Are there trails of blood leading to their huts? Do they use leaves? |
Sergei. 07.04.2007 14:33 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Maybe they have a blood pit. [wouldn't that stink.]<font color=teal>Cookies!<h6>A scientist wrote:Well, if you stop to think, they also don't have toilet seats. Neither toilet paper.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: Menstruation The vagina provides a path for menstrual fluids to leave the body. In modern societies, tampons, menstrual cups and sanitary towels may be used to absorb or capture these fluids.: S I dread the day when that comes. I wonder what the women in the African bush to do "absorb or capture these fluids". Do they just walk around dripping? Are there trails of blood leading to their huts? Do they use leaves? And I hear every tribe has a holy tampon weaver who makes them out of raffia grass. Ouch. |
Cygnus X-1 07.04.2007 14:35 |
Maude Lebowski: "My art has been commended as strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina." The Dude: "Oh yeah?" Maude Lebowski: "If they don't like hearing it, and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick, or his rod, or his johnson." The Dude: "Johnson?" |
Raf 07.04.2007 15:25 |
Johnson? That was rather original. O.o |
deleted user 07.04.2007 15:29 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: Johnson? That was rather original. O.oJonny...lmao |
7 seas of Rhye 07.04.2007 15:38 |
This thread is icky. :( |
Raf 07.04.2007 15:41 |
7 seas of Rhye wrote: This thread is icky. :(I bet you don't actually look down at your pussy and say "This pussy is icky". |
deleted user 07.04.2007 15:46 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:LMAO!!7 seas of Rhye wrote: This thread is icky. :(I bet you don't actually look down at your pussy and say "This pussy is icky". |
7 seas of Rhye 07.04.2007 15:53 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Mind your business, devil woman.7 seas of Rhye wrote: This thread is icky. :(I bet you don't actually look down at your pussy and say "This pussy is icky". |
***Marial-B*** 07.04.2007 15:59 |
Mine's not ichy, mine smell like fresh peaches, ah yeah :P |
Poo, again 07.04.2007 16:01 |
How the hell did people handle menstruation like in the Middle Ages? |
Raf 07.04.2007 16:07 |
<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: How the hell did people handle menstruation like in the Middle Ages?Considering they used to take a bath like twice a year, I don't think they really cared... O.o |
Raf 07.04.2007 16:09 |
7 seas of Rhye wrote:Woman? I don't have a vagina. ;_;<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Mind your business, devil woman.7 seas of Rhye wrote: This thread is icky. :(I bet you don't actually look down at your pussy and say "This pussy is icky". I'd love to have one, and you, who happen to be fortunate enough to have one, finds it "icky". :'( What a waste of pussy... |
7 seas of Rhye 07.04.2007 16:12 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:I said this thread was icky, not any of my body parts. You are also icky.7 seas of Rhye wrote:Woman? I don't have a vagina. ;_; I'd love to have one, and you, who happen to be fortunate enough to have one, finds it "icky". :'( What a waste of pussy...<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Mind your business, devil woman.7 seas of Rhye wrote: This thread is icky. :(I bet you don't actually look down at your pussy and say "This pussy is icky". |
Raf 07.04.2007 16:16 |
7 seas of Rhye wrote: You are also icky.And so is your vagina. |
7 seas of Rhye 07.04.2007 16:18 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Your mom.7 seas of Rhye wrote: You are also icky.And so is your vagina. |
Raf 07.04.2007 16:19 |
7 seas of Rhye wrote:They're the same.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Your mom.7 seas of Rhye wrote: You are also icky.And so is your vagina. |
7 seas of Rhye 07.04.2007 16:21 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:My vagina and your mom are the same?7 seas of Rhye wrote:They're the same.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Your mom.7 seas of Rhye wrote: You are also icky.And so is your vagina. |
Raf 07.04.2007 16:23 |
7 seas of Rhye wrote:Yes.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:My vagina and your mom are the same?7 seas of Rhye wrote:They're the same.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Your mom.7 seas of Rhye wrote: You are also icky.And so is your vagina. |
deleted user 07.04.2007 16:23 |
Oh wow. |
blerp 07.04.2007 16:26 |
the only vagina that doesn't scare me is mine |
7 seas of Rhye 07.04.2007 16:28 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Alrighty then..7 seas of Rhye wrote:Yes.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:My vagina and your mom are the same?7 seas of Rhye wrote:They're the same.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Your mom.7 seas of Rhye wrote: You are also icky.And so is your vagina. |
Raf 07.04.2007 16:29 |
r.p. wrote: the only vagina that doesn't scare me is mineCome on... Vaginas don't bite. They might drool a lot, though. |
deleted user 07.04.2007 16:40 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:rofl. Raf....you made me laugh so many times today XXDDDDDDr.p. wrote: the only vagina that doesn't scare me is mineCome on... Vaginas don't bite. They might drool a lot, though. |
Raf 07.04.2007 16:45 |
Kween<h6>Indeed... wrote:The sad thing is... I was serious most times. XD J/k.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:rofl. Raf....you made me laugh so many times today XXDDDDDDr.p. wrote: the only vagina that doesn't scare me is mineCome on... Vaginas don't bite. They might drool a lot, though. |
deleted user 07.04.2007 16:46 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Another one...XDDDDDDDKween<h6>Indeed... wrote:The sad thing is... I was serious most times. XD J/k.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:rofl. Raf....you made me laugh so many times today XXDDDDDDr.p. wrote: the only vagina that doesn't scare me is mineCome on... Vaginas don't bite. They might drool a lot, though. |
Raf 07.04.2007 17:13 |
Kween<h6>Indeed... wrote:I wonder if I should be flattered, ashamed or worried. XD<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Another one...XDDDDDDDKween<h6>Indeed... wrote:The sad thing is... I was serious most times. XD J/k.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:rofl. Raf....you made me laugh so many times today XXDDDDDDr.p. wrote: the only vagina that doesn't scare me is mineCome on... Vaginas don't bite. They might drool a lot, though. Anyway, let's stop hijacking the thread. We're meant to be talking about vaginas here. :-P |
deleted user 07.04.2007 17:24 |
Vaginas are beautiful |
Raf 07.04.2007 17:30 |
Kween<h6>Indeed... wrote: Vaginas are beautifulIndeed... Ah yeah... XD |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 07.04.2007 17:58 |
when i was a little boy my sister had a quim i used to pull her lips apart and slip a finger in now she's a little older her quims lost all its charm now i slip a finger in and half my fucking arm :-] |
Matias Merçeauroix 07.04.2007 18:02 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:I'd have replied the same7 seas of Rhye wrote:Yes.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:My vagina and your mom are the same?7 seas of Rhye wrote:They're the same.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Your mom.7 seas of Rhye wrote: You are also icky.And so is your vagina. xD |
deleted user 07.04.2007 18:28 |
joxerthecornishdandy wrote: when i was a little boy my sister had a quim i used to pull her lips apart and slip a finger in now she's a little older her quims lost all its charm now i slip a finger in and half my fucking arm :-]ROFLMFAO. XD |
Raf 07.04.2007 18:35 |
Kween<h6>Indeed... wrote:²joxerthecornishdandy wrote: when i was a little boy my sister had a quim i used to pull her lips apart and slip a finger in now she's a little older her quims lost all its charm now i slip a finger in and half my fucking arm :-]ROFLMFAO. XD |
Winter Land Man 07.04.2007 21:20 |
It's a shame a male virgin is the biggest contributer to this thread. |
Raf 07.04.2007 21:45 |
.*.Messenger: Jake Pyndle.*. wrote: It's a shame a male virgin is the biggest contributer to this thread.Gee, thanks for pointing that out. |
deleted user 07.04.2007 21:49 |
Lmao. :D |
Sergei. 08.04.2007 10:16 |
"The hymen (a membrane situated at the opening of the vagina, which is also known as a maidenhead) partially covers it in many organisms, including many human females, from birth until it is ruptured by sexual intercourse, or by any number of other activities including medical examinations, injury, certain types of exercise, introduction of a foreign object, etc." Foreign objects? Like pencils? Or fingers? Or bubblegum? Or wooden spoons? Or wrought iron spikes? Or do they mean literally foreign, like Chow mein? Or chopsticks? Or bratwurst? |
deleted user 08.04.2007 10:36 |
<font color=teal>Cookies!<h6>A scientist wrote: "The hymen (a membrane situated at the opening of the vagina, which is also known as a maidenhead) partially covers it in many organisms, including many human females, from birth until it is ruptured by sexual intercourse, or by any number of other activities including medical examinations, injury, certain types of exercise, introduction of a foreign object, etc." Foreign objects? Like pencils? Or fingers? Or bubblegum? Or wooden spoons? Or wrought iron spikes? Or do they mean literally foreign, like Chow mein? Or chopsticks? Or bratwurst?Yep. In other words...stick something up there (fingers and such) and break your hymen. :P |
Raf 08.04.2007 10:39 |
Kween<h6>Indeed... wrote:I thought by foreign objects they meant imported objects. XD j/k<font color=teal>Cookies!<h6>A scientist wrote: "The hymen (a membrane situated at the opening of the vagina, which is also known as a maidenhead) partially covers it in many organisms, including many human females, from birth until it is ruptured by sexual intercourse, or by any number of other activities including medical examinations, injury, certain types of exercise, introduction of a foreign object, etc." Foreign objects? Like pencils? Or fingers? Or bubblegum? Or wooden spoons? Or wrought iron spikes? Or do they mean literally foreign, like Chow mein? Or chopsticks? Or bratwurst?Yep. In other words...stick something up there (fingers and such) and break your hymen. :P |
deleted user 08.04.2007 10:47 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Hahahaha :D XD A cigar...lmfaoKween<h6>Indeed... wrote:I thought by foreign objects they meant imported objects. XD j/k<font color=teal>Cookies!<h6>A scientist wrote: "The hymen (a membrane situated at the opening of the vagina, which is also known as a maidenhead) partially covers it in many organisms, including many human females, from birth until it is ruptured by sexual intercourse, or by any number of other activities including medical examinations, injury, certain types of exercise, introduction of a foreign object, etc." Foreign objects? Like pencils? Or fingers? Or bubblegum? Or wooden spoons? Or wrought iron spikes? Or do they mean literally foreign, like Chow mein? Or chopsticks? Or bratwurst?Yep. In other words...stick something up there (fingers and such) and break your hymen. :P |
its_a_hard_life 26994 08.04.2007 19:20 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:I want yours. ;)<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: Vaginas? I should know quite a lot, since I'm supposedly one of the biggest spamming dicks on Queenzone.LOL |
Raf 09.04.2007 04:57 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:*groans* :D<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:I want yours. ;)<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: Vaginas? I should know quite a lot, since I'm supposedly one of the biggest spamming dicks on Queenzone.LOL |
Sergei. 09.04.2007 07:50 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:What's this? Soliciting love on my threads?<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:*groans* :D<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:I want yours. ;)<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: Vaginas? I should know quite a lot, since I'm supposedly one of the biggest spamming dicks on Queenzone.LOL Haha, j/k... I don't even know what "soliciting" means. |
Sergei. 09.04.2007 07:52 |
<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: Hi, I was about twelve five years ago !What does that mean ? |
its_a_hard_life 26994 09.04.2007 08:41 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:I haven't even touched you yet... Stop pretending! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:*groans* :D<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:I want yours. ;)<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: Vaginas? I should know quite a lot, since I'm supposedly one of the biggest spamming dicks on Queenzone.LOL |
john bodega 09.04.2007 08:52 |
I'd like vaginas more, if everyone I've met in the past year wasn't ATTACHED TO A COMPLETE FUCKING ARSEHOLE. |
Raf 10.04.2007 04:52 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:Keyword: YET<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:I haven't even touched you yet... Stop pretending! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:*groans* :D<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:I want yours. ;)<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: Vaginas? I should know quite a lot, since I'm supposedly one of the biggest spamming dicks on Queenzone.LOL I still want yours... ;) |
its_a_hard_life 26994 10.04.2007 05:26 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Yes, YETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. That's right. Still, BEHAVE YOURSELF HERE. ;)<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:Keyword: YET I still want yours... ;)<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:I haven't even touched you yet... Stop pretending! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:*groans* :D<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:I want yours. ;)<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: Vaginas? I should know quite a lot, since I'm supposedly one of the biggest spamming dicks on Queenzone.LOL |
john bodega 10.04.2007 12:06 |
Someone get this boy a towel. And a passport. |
FriedChicken 10.04.2007 13:37 |
I like vagine, it is nice |
Mr.Jingles 10.04.2007 15:09 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:WOW!! You two must be really horny!<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Yes, YETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. That's right. Still, BEHAVE YOURSELF HERE. ;)<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:Keyword: YET I still want yours... ;)<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:I haven't even touched you yet... Stop pretending! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:*groans* :D<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:I want yours. ;)<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: Vaginas? I should know quite a lot, since I'm supposedly one of the biggest spamming dicks on Queenzone.LOL If this is how you talk to each other on this board, I can't imagine all naughty things you say to each other on MSN. |
The Mir@cle 10.04.2007 16:20 |
Mr.Jingles wrote:You don't want to either! :P<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:WOW!! You two must be really horny! If this is how you talk to each other on this board, I can't imagine all naughty things you say to each other on MSN.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Yes, YETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. That's right. Still, BEHAVE YOURSELF HERE. ;)<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:Keyword: YET I still want yours... ;)<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:I haven't even touched you yet... Stop pretending! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:*groans* :D<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:I want yours. ;)<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: Vaginas? I should know quite a lot, since I'm supposedly one of the biggest spamming dicks on Queenzone.LOL |
Carol! the Musical 10.04.2007 17:13 |
Kween<h6>Indeed... wrote:<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Hahahaha :D XD A cigar...lmfaoKween<h6>Indeed... wrote:I thought by foreign objects they meant imported objects. XD j/k<font color=teal>Cookies!<h6>A scientist wrote: "The hymen (a membrane situated at the opening of the vagina, which is also known as a maidenhead) partially covers it in many organisms, including many human females, from birth until it is ruptured by sexual intercourse, or by any number of other activities including medical examinations, injury, certain types of exercise, introduction of a foreign object, etc." Foreign objects? Like pencils? Or fingers? Or bubblegum? Or wooden spoons? Or wrought iron spikes? Or do they mean literally foreign, like Chow mein? Or chopsticks? Or bratwurst?Yep. In other words...stick something up there (fingers and such) and break your hymen. :P FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: I like vagine, it is niceXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
Winter Land Man 10.04.2007 17:37 |
Mr.Jingles wrote:I wonder what they do on webcam!<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:WOW!! You two must be really horny! If this is how you talk to each other on this board, I can't imagine all naughty things you say to each other on MSN.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Yes, YETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. That's right. Still, BEHAVE YOURSELF HERE. ;)<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:Keyword: YET I still want yours... ;)<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:I haven't even touched you yet... Stop pretending! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:*groans* :D<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:I want yours. ;)<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: Vaginas? I should know quite a lot, since I'm supposedly one of the biggest spamming dicks on Queenzone.LOL |
its_a_hard_life 26994 10.04.2007 19:23 |
LMFAO! :D You wish to know.... xD |
Matias Merçeauroix 10.04.2007 21:45 |
what a nasty conversation |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 10.04.2007 21:53 |
.*.Messenger: Jake Pyndle.*. wrote:its not quite a mills and boon novel is it lolMr.Jingles wrote:I wonder what they do on webcam!<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:WOW!! You two must be really horny! If this is how you talk to each other on this board, I can't imagine all naughty things you say to each other on MSN.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Yes, YETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. That's right. Still, BEHAVE YOURSELF HERE. ;)<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:Keyword: YET I still want yours... ;)<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:I haven't even touched you yet... Stop pretending! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:*groans* :D<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:I want yours. ;)<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: Vaginas? I should know quite a lot, since I'm supposedly one of the biggest spamming dicks on Queenzone.LOL |
Raf 11.04.2007 04:39 |
joxerthecornishpirate wrote:Holy crap... All these people talking about us. :P And I thought Tijn and Inna on MSN were enough... xD.*.Messenger: Jake Pyndle.*. wrote:its not quite a mills and boon novel is it lolMr.Jingles wrote:I wonder what they do on webcam!<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:WOW!! You two must be really horny! If this is how you talk to each other on this board, I can't imagine all naughty things you say to each other on MSN.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Yes, YETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. That's right. Still, BEHAVE YOURSELF HERE. ;)<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:Keyword: YET I still want yours... ;)<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:I haven't even touched you yet... Stop pretending! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:*groans* :D<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:I want yours. ;)<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: Vaginas? I should know quite a lot, since I'm supposedly one of the biggest spamming dicks on Queenzone.LOL <font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: LMFAO! :D You wish to know.... xDDo they? ;) |
The Mir@cle 11.04.2007 07:37 |
Well Raf... you created this all by yourself. :P |
its_a_hard_life 26994 11.04.2007 08:07 |
<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: Well Raf... you created this all by yourself. :PHE DID! :D |
its_a_hard_life 26994 11.04.2007 08:08 |
They don't Raffy. xD |
Raf 12.04.2007 04:31 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:Maybe I did. Not my fault if I want that... ;)<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: Well Raf... you created this all by yourself. :PHE DID! :D <font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: They don't Raffy. xDSo we have no one to sell our homemade porn to? :'( xD |
The Mir@cle 12.04.2007 05:03 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Zjeez Raf... did you really forget how to behave, my Son?<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:Maybe I did. Not my fault if I want that... ;)<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: Well Raf... you created this all by yourself. :PHE DID! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: They don't Raffy. xDSo we have no one to sell our homemade porn to? :'( xD |
***Marial-B*** 12.04.2007 07:18 |
Leave him like that, his hormones are on a high level, I just reccomend to use a condom, but there's no danger of HIV and a pregnancy here xD |
Sergei. 12.04.2007 23:36 |
<font color="magenta">Marial-B wrote: Leave him like that, his hormones are on a high level, I just reccomend to use a condom, but there's no danger of HIV and a pregnancy here xDI'd say put on a condom just to read this thread... >_> <_< |
john bodega 13.04.2007 00:49 |
Nothing quite like the scent of desperation! |
Matias Merçeauroix 13.04.2007 00:56 |
Ah yeah xD |
its_a_hard_life 26994 13.04.2007 18:48 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Nothing quite like the scent of desperation!LMFAO! ! ! xD |
Raf 14.04.2007 07:00 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Nothing quite like the scent of desperation!I dunno if your comment was about me... But if it was, I wouldn't be surprised. :P |
john bodega 14.04.2007 08:12 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Haha, it was, sorta, but I speak from experience!Zebonka12 wrote: Nothing quite like the scent of desperation!I dunno if your comment was about me... But if it was, I wouldn't be surprised. :P |
***Marial-B*** 14.04.2007 13:10 |
Wise words xD |
Carol! the Musical 14.04.2007 13:50 |
Imagine the emoticons in that conversation... xDD |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 14.04.2007 14:27 |
<font color=660066>Pomponias wrote: Imagine the emoticons in that conversation... xDDyou realise that when they do get to shag its gonna be a complete anticlimax {and yes the pun is intentional] |
john bodega 15.04.2007 00:15 |
It'll be an anti-climax, but I'm sure it'll be the best 17 seconds of Raf's life! (... not speaking from experience there - more or less, speaking from paranoia!) |
Matias Merçeauroix 15.04.2007 00:56 |
17 seconds xDDDDDDDDDDDDD if he's lucky |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 15.04.2007 07:00 |
Valensian Sky Surveillance wrote: 17 seconds xDDDDDDDDDDDDD if he's luckyhis horse will bolt as soon as the stable doors are opened |
Raf 15.04.2007 07:17 |
Pffffffffft. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 15.04.2007 07:19 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: Pffffffffft.:-] lol |
john bodega 15.04.2007 08:07 |
joxerthecornishpirate wrote:Dude, the idea is to keep the doors closed! Don't want any, er.... accidents!Valensian Sky Surveillance wrote: 17 seconds xDDDDDDDDDDDDD if he's luckyhis horse will bolt as soon as the stable doors are opened |
Raf 15.04.2007 09:46 |
Zebonka12 wrote:What kind of accident...?joxerthecornishpirate wrote:Dude, the idea is to keep the doors closed! Don't want any, er.... accidents!Valensian Sky Surveillance wrote: 17 seconds xDDDDDDDDDDDDD if he's luckyhis horse will bolt as soon as the stable doors are opened |
eenaweena 15.04.2007 11:23 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:hey! don't include me in this... discussion... i've had enough "fleshy" icons for one lifetime!joxerthecornishpirate wrote:Holy crap... All these people talking about us. :P And I thought Tijn and Inna on MSN were enough... xD.*.Messenger: Jake Pyndle.*. wrote:its not quite a mills and boon novel is it lolMr.Jingles wrote:I wonder what they do on webcam!<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:WOW!! You two must be really horny! If this is how you talk to each other on this board, I can't imagine all naughty things you say to each other on MSN.<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Yes, YETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. That's right. Still, BEHAVE YOURSELF HERE. ;)<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:Keyword: YET I still want yours... ;)<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:I haven't even touched you yet... Stop pretending! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:*groans* :D<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:I want yours. ;)<font color=pink>Account Deleted wrote: Vaginas? I should know quite a lot, since I'm supposedly one of the biggest spamming dicks on Queenzone.LOL |
john bodega 15.04.2007 11:30 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:The baby kind!!Zebonka12 wrote:What kind of accident...?joxerthecornishpirate wrote:Dude, the idea is to keep the doors closed! Don't want any, er.... accidents!Valensian Sky Surveillance wrote: 17 seconds xDDDDDDDDDDDDD if he's luckyhis horse will bolt as soon as the stable doors are opened |
Sergei. 15.04.2007 11:43 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Well, if the horse has never been out before he may want to gallop around. Explore a little. Sow his "oats." :PPZebonka12 wrote:What kind of accident...?joxerthecornishpirate wrote:Dude, the idea is to keep the doors closed! Don't want any, er.... accidents!Valensian Sky Surveillance wrote: 17 seconds xDDDDDDDDDDDDD if he's luckyhis horse will bolt as soon as the stable doors are opened |
its_a_hard_life 26994 15.04.2007 13:53 |
Two words: Dave Grohl. :-) |
Matias Merçeauroix 15.04.2007 14:35 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: Two words: Dave Grohl. :-)?????????????????????????????????????????? |
Sergei. 19.04.2007 16:37 |
There's GOT to be more that has to be said. *Revives.* |
Raf 20.04.2007 20:04 |
The thread is back (*.*) |
Carol! the Musical 20.04.2007 20:43 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: The thread is back (*.*)...back, back. Back again- gen- gen. |
Raf 22.04.2007 10:18 |
(/o\) |
Raf 22.04.2007 10:19 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: (/o\)Ok, that emoticon sucks. :P |
eenaweena 22.04.2007 10:22 |
^what in the hell was that? |
its_a_hard_life 26994 22.04.2007 14:31 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Is that ment to be a vagina? :O<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: (/o\)Ok, that emoticon sucks. :P |
Carol! the Musical 22.04.2007 18:08 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Is that ment to be a vagina? :O<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: (/o\)Ok, that emoticon sucks. :P XDDDDDDDDDDD |
Raf 24.04.2007 04:26 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:Yeah, but it went wrong. :(<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Is that ment to be a vagina? :O<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: (/o\)Ok, that emoticon sucks. :P |