| deleted user 02.04.2007 10:44 |
Enjoy. :D |
| PieterMC 02.04.2007 11:05 |
Oh dear god... |
| Hooligan's Holiday 02.04.2007 14:50 |
*groans* Just face it. The thread is dead. |
| deleted user 02.04.2007 15:32 |
Maybe so.... |
| QueenTaylor 02.04.2007 16:05 |
No..anyone want a story? Oh and QueenMercury..yes I'd like one...a sexy roger one from the 70s please for alexis-Thanks so much! |
| QueenTaylor 02.04.2007 16:13 |
Also..Thanks for posting a new one for us Anna. :D |
| deleted user 02.04.2007 16:19 |
^ No problem. :] |
| QueenTaylor 02.04.2007 16:21 |
^would you like a story? |
| deleted user 02.04.2007 17:49 |
^ Oh no...I couldn't ask for one :P |
| QueenTaylor 02.04.2007 17:50 |
No seriously..I'll write you one...I'm in the mood for writing...which member would you like? |
| deleted user 02.04.2007 18:33 |
LOL. Brian, I guess :P hehe |
| QueenTaylor 02.04.2007 18:37 |
You got it!..should be up tonight...any special request for the situation or anything? |
| deleted user 02.04.2007 18:47 |
^ Oh no! Have fun with it ;P |
| QueenTaylor 02.04.2007 18:49 |
^alright got it! :D |
| QueenTaylor 02.04.2007 19:21 |
Here's your story Anna B-Brian A-Anna It was 1975 and Anna was walking down the street of London with all of her books in her hands. She couldn't see a thing and the streets were so crowded. She was crossing the street when she bumped into a tall, thin man with big curly hair.(lol) A-Woah! *Anna's books went flying to the ground* B-Oh my god miss, I'n so sorry..I didn't meann to...you play guitar? *noticing one of her books* A-Yeah a little, I'm not the best. I could be better. B-Well I can teach you. It's Brian by the way. A-I'd like that! :D Anna. B-What a beautiful name...ok c'mon. *grabbed annas's hand* Brain walked Anna to a small building at the end of the street. A-Wow! *walking in* Is this whole place yours* B-Uhh yeah..I come here to practice all of the time. A-Awesome! Oh, I was looking at this song yesterday and I couldn't get the riff down...maybe you can help me with that. : ) B-Sure. Let's See Brian walked over to the sheet of music B-Oh yes..Let me help you. Anna icked up her guitar and Brian stood behind her wrapping his arms around her waist, placing his hands on top of hers. A-:D :D :D!!! *thinking od this man is sooo hot* B-Ok..now it goes like this. Brian moved her hands a long with his to show her how it was done. B-easy enough? A-Yeah it is! Thanks! B-ok *getting ready to unwrap his arms from around Anna. A-wait..so quickly? You don't have to take your hands away? :D B-*blushing* Well the song is over : ) A-yeah but I was having so much fun B-Well if you insist. A-:D B-How's that? Brian slid his hands up and down Anna's hips. A-Oh Brian...that's great! :) He began to kiss her neck softly...turning her arond to face him. Anna returned the kisses with a long kiss on the lips..while she wrapped her arms around him...both of them kissing endlessley..It was like magic!! Yes I know..it was terrible!!! I'm sorry : ( I tried to write a good one...but it was pretty bad. |
| deleted user 02.04.2007 19:42 |
Awwwwwwwwwwwww! No! Are you kidding?! It is so sweet! :P Thanks so much! I LOVED it :D It was adorable. :) I owe you one...I'll post it up as soon as I can. Thanks so much <3 |
| QueenTaylor 02.04.2007 19:56 |
Oh I'm so glad you liked it Anna! You don't have to write me one..only if you want to...and I think you know who I want. (Rogy) :P |
| deleted user 02.04.2007 20:06 |
^ Of course ;P |
| QueenTaylor 02.04.2007 20:10 |
^Thanks! Have fun with it! Oh and if I could make just one request-Can it be in the 70s? |
| deleted user 02.04.2007 20:25 |
One hot summer day in 1974, a pretty young lady named Alexis was walking down the street. She had just finished her college session, and was heading home. Suddenly, Alexis realized that she left her key (to access her house) in her college classroom. She started to panic, but then decided to go to her classroom and retrieve the key. She walked up to the main building, and started pounding on the door. After bruising her knuckles for about 5 minutes, she decided that nobody would answer the door for her. Alexis became extremely upset. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, it appears, a hand reached out and grabbed Alexis's shoulder. She swung around, startled, and found out that a tall young, blonde handsome man who she recognized as Roger Taylor was standing behind her, tapping on her shoulder. Alexis: OMG...*notices it's Roger Taylor* What are you doing here? *blushes* Roger: Oh...hello there...My name's Roger. What's yours?... I didn't mean to startle you Alexis: Oh, it's alright *goes red* My name is Alexis. Roger: Pleasure. :). I couldn't help but notice you were having trouble getting inside the building... Alexis: Haha...yeah. I left my key there. Roger: Can I help you get it back? :) Alexis: *flushed* I would appreciate it. OMG. You're from Queen aren't you?!?! Do you go to school here? :D :D :D :D For drumming or something? *gets hysterically excited* Roger: Me? Oh no...heaven's no...I'm a teacher here Alexis: You TEACH TOO!? *thinks* "How many talents can he have?" ....You seem awfully young to be a teacher Roger: Then I guess I'm special *winks at Alexis* Alexis: O_O...*thinks* "OMG...he just winked at me...ROGER TAYLOR WINKED AT ME!....*melts*" *Alexis becomes still* Roger: *ehem* Al...Alexis? Are you alright? Darling? Alexis: YEAH!!! Why wouldn't I be? Roger: Well...you just kind of froze right there... Alexis: *quickly changes subject* So, shall we proceed inside? Roger: mmmhmm...let me just find the keys to the building. Alexis: Oh...sure thing! Take your time...I can see you have loads of ...er...keys right there, don't ya? o_0 Roger: Haha...yep. I never go anywhere without them though :) *smiles* Alexis: *whispers* Oooh...i would so.... Roger: I beg your pardon, Alexis? Alexis: O_O...I meant to say that i would do anything to get those keys. Roger: heh ;P Alexis: *blushes* You seem to have trouble finding those keys... Roger: *jingles keys* ...I can't find the right one, hehe. Alexis: *twiddles thumbs* Can I help? Roger: Oh sure...just look for the one with the star engraving. *hands keys to Alexis* Alexis: *notices that Roger is looking over her shoulder* ...*takes a long time on purpose* Roger: Darling...what perfume are you wearing? It's SO delightful! Alexis: *melts* Ooh...umm....Chanel :DD Roger: Beautiful...just like you :) Alexis: *thinks* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. :D :D :D :D :D :D Roger: *reaches for her hair* Alexis: Found them! Roger: *groans* (since she turned around too soon)...Oh okay then. Open the door :) Just as Alexis is walking towards the door...Roger runs up to her and asks her on a date. She says yes...then...he suddenly grabs her by the waist and gives her a lot of little, gentle kisses on her neck. Whatever happens next is between Alexis and Roger. ;D I hope you liked it! It's not my best...but I hope you at least didn't waste your time reading it XD I tried to make it in the 70's lol...I did my best :P |
| QueenTaylor 02.04.2007 20:30 |
OMG Anna!! I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!! That was awesome! You definitely have not lost your writing mojo..lol..that was great...made my day!!! I love it...and thats exactly what I would do to! lol :D :D Thanks so much!!!! |
| deleted user 02.04.2007 20:36 |
^ Yay! I'm so glad you liked it :D and yay! It made your day XD :D :D |
| PieterMC 02.04.2007 20:37 |
Can we please have the Queen Fantasies section back please so we don't have to look at this nonsense? |
| QueenTaylor 02.04.2007 20:42 |
^If you don't like it you don't have to look at the thread..its your choice...:D |
| mercurys girl 36036 02.04.2007 20:42 |
Hey Anna if im not asking too much can u please write me a Freddie story? I would be so delighted!! |
| QueenTaylor 02.04.2007 20:43 |
Kween<marquee><h6>Indeed...</marquee> wrote: ^ Yay! I'm so glad you liked it :D and yay! It made your day XD :D :DYes it did! You're the best! :D |
| deleted user 02.04.2007 21:04 |
Mercurys Girl wrote: Hey Anna if im not asking too much can u please write me a Freddie story? I would be so delighted!!Yeah! Sure :P It might not be posted till tomorrow though :P PieterMC wrote: Can we please have the Queen Fantasies section back please so we don't have to look at this nonsense?Lol. Sorry....but, at least it's Queen-related :P |
| deleted user 02.04.2007 21:07 |
Double post. |
| mercurys girl 36036 02.04.2007 21:24 |
oh dont worry take ur time i understand. thanks a bunch! |
| deleted user 02.04.2007 21:48 |
Mercurys Girl wrote: oh dont worry take ur time i understand. thanks a bunch!I'm really sorry...but I don't think I know your name (if you posted it here anywhere), so I'll just use MG as your initials, okay? :) |
| mercurys girl 36036 03.04.2007 05:30 |
thats fine. thanks again |
| deleted user 03.04.2007 11:10 |
THE PASTRY SHOP One day, on a fabulous winter day in London in the year of '79 (lol :P), a lovely young lady by the name of MG was walking towards a pastry shop. It was an every-day thing, for her to walk into the bakery/pastry shop and to buy herself something to eat (since it's so cold out). Today, she told herself that she would buy a HUGE cookie, to satisfy her craving. MG walked into the pastry shop on the corner of a street. As soon as she walked in...she noticed a handsome, tall young man, with long silky black hair, adorable bunny teeth and, the best part, warm chocolate eyes, standing behind the counter, selling pastries. MG just kind of stopped there....staring at him...she was too distracted to notice that she was holding up the line. People: Hey lady...PICK something out, and scram outta here! MG: -__-....SHUT UP. I'll take as LONG as I want to. *5 minutes of staring at the young man* Random guy: YOU. Get outta here. You're holding up the line. MG: Oh pipe down, moron. Random guy: Listen to me very carefully...*is about to speak* At this point, MG turns around, smacks her teeth together...comes up to the annoying customer and yells in his face MG: YOU LISTEN TO ME. ONE MORE F*CKING WORD OUT OF YOU, AND I'LL BUST YOUR LIP OPEN. *silence*.........*people back off* MG: *smiles*. Hello there....I would like to order a cookie please. Counter Guy: *turns around* Alri-..OOH....hello there...*blushes a little* MG: hi hi....*doesn't know what to say*...*notices his name pin*...Freddie..what a lovely name Freddie: Ah...*flushed* may I *ehem*...may I get you something m'am? MG: You can call me MG. :) *thinks* "HE'S SO HOT! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" *ehem* *smiles* Freddie: Okay MG. *hehe*...what would you like? MG: I'd like one hot Freddie, with chocolate chips...and don't overdo the Freddie. *silence*...during this time...Freddie becomes RED. Like...berry red MG: *stutters* er...w-w-what I meant to say was a COOKIE. Yes...a cookie with chocolate chips. *voice decreases* Don't overdue it. *hangs head in shame* Freddie: Oh...don't be ashamed or anything. It's perfectly okay. *winks at her* MG: hehe...thank you Freddie. *blushes* *THINKS* - "OMFG. LUST ATTACK...he's SO hot" *cookie is ready* Freddie: here you go, MG. *says her name in an adorable voice* MG: *in her mind* SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I HAVE to get to know this guy. MG: Thank you very much, Freddie. *takes package and notices a phone number on it* Freddie: *makes a *call me* gesture and winks at her* MG: *smiles* As MG is walking out the door...she drops her wallet on purpose....so that it is inside the shop....so that she can see Freddie again. *waits a second* Freddie: MG!!! You forgot your wallet *runs up to her* MG: *fakes that she lost her wallet in the first place*OMG! Thank you SO much Freddie...You're my hero. ^______^ Freddie: Awlink problem, babe *grins* ...*hands her the wallet* MG: *thinks* BABE...HE CALLED ME BABE ...*drools*...*melts* As Freddie is giving MG the wallet....he takes her hand...and swings her into his arms. MG is a bit shocked...but she'd been longing for this to happen for the longest time. She started to kiss Freddie. They walked together, hand in hand and MG's head on Freddie's shoulder...back to Freddie's apartment. And the rest is up to them ;P I hope you liked it. :) And I apologize for annoying any QZers with this wild fantasy...lol |
| QueenTaylor 03.04.2007 14:55 |
^lol..thta was cute Anna...anyone else like a story? |
| deleted user 03.04.2007 15:01 |
^ Thankies :D |
| QueenTaylor 03.04.2007 15:04 |
^ you're welcome...can someone who wants A Roger story give me there name because I've written one, and if you want it, I'll just put your name in it in replace of the old one...Just let me know! :D |
| mercurys girl 36036 03.04.2007 16:11 |
omg it was beautiful i loved it!!!!!!!!!! Your a real pro at this. Thanks again! Is there anything i can do or write for u? Let me know!! |
| deleted user 03.04.2007 16:48 |
^ It's alright. You don't have to write anything :D I just did it for fun :D And thanks :) |
| QueenTaylor 03.04.2007 17:35 |
I'd love to do that continuation story thread when everyone joins in again, but thats just asking for trouble..last time it was a disaster!!! :P |
| Vincent. 03.04.2007 18:07 |
Never mind... |
| deleted user 03.04.2007 18:34 |
taylormad101 wrote: I'd love to do that continuation story thread when everyone joins in again, but thats just asking for trouble..last time it was a disaster!!! :PI don't see why we can't do it here... In fact...I encourage people to do it here XD I'll start. One day, Roger Taylor was walking down the street. He was holding a package in one hand, and a cigar in the other. Suddenly... |
| QueenTaylor 03.04.2007 19:05 |
A pack of girls ran up to him almost knocking him to the ground. Roger.... |
| QueenTaylor 03.04.2007 20:37 |
<font color=red>Princess Leroy wrote: Never mind...No no, I know you wanted a story...and I'll write you one! Any special requst for the situation? |
| QueenTaylor 03.04.2007 20:39 |
A Freddie one right? |
| deleted user 03.04.2007 21:09 |
taylormad101 wrote: A pack of girls ran up to him almost knocking him to the ground. Roger....Tried to get free...but the girls just ganged up on him SO much...that he couldn't evade their hand's grasp. |
| QueenTaylor 03.04.2007 21:19 |
Roger loved his fans but he was getting a bit annoyed ..when across the street he seen a beautiful young lady with long dark hair and sunglasses. Roger... |
| deleted user 03.04.2007 21:48 |
quickly ran up to the lady....to try and show the crazed fans that he is, indeed, taken. :P The lady... |
| QueenTaylor 03.04.2007 21:52 |
was shocked an didn't know what to say, but soon figured out what was happening.. Roger started speaking to the crowd of girls. "Now girls..I love you all really, but I'm married..sorry" *taking the strangers arm* "AWWWW..not fair," the girls replied, walking away. "phew..I thought they'd never leave "Sorry about that..I didn't mean to startle you. Thanks for going along with it..kind of crazy I know" Roger said to the girl. The girl... |
| QueenTaylor 04.04.2007 17:55 |
*REVIVE* |
| +daydreamer+ 04.04.2007 20:03 |
...Suddenly screamed. "What's the matter?!" Roger asked. "It's a snake!! A big huge snake!" she shrieked. Then... |
| QueenTaylor 04.04.2007 20:07 |
Roger moved the girl aside. "Stay calm and don't move." he told her. He went to step on the snake, but "no don't its too dangerous,but Roger didn'y listen and stepped on the snake so it couldn't move. The girl... |
| Vincent. 04.04.2007 21:03 |
taylormad101 wrote: A Freddie one right?yeah...could you still write me one? I need a pick me up. I'm feeling sad today. :( |
| QueenTaylor 04.04.2007 21:05 |
Absolutely..I'll do it right now! :D |
| Vincent. 04.04.2007 21:07 |
aaaww...thank you so much alexis! :) |
| QueenTaylor 04.04.2007 21:43 |
Here's your story Kaylee!! K-Kaylee F-Freddie It was 1980 and Kaylee was a professional interviewer. She was always interviewing famous stars. She woke up and looked at who was on the agenda today. When she looked she couldn't believ what she saw. She was going to interview Freddie Mercury!! In all of her years of interviewing she had never interiewed Freddie and he was her idol. Kaylee got dressesd, making sure she picked out the best outfit for Fred and hurried over to the place. She walked in and waited in a room which had a big piano. She sat on the piano bench and began to play a little of The Millionaire Waltz-one of her favorite Queen songs. She played for a good 10 minutes-over and over until she turned around and saw Freddie standing in the doorway, smiling. K-*gets up quickly from the piano* Oh..Mr.Mercury it's an honor. :D F-Why hello darling. *kissing her hand* You're a great piano player!! K-Oh no not me..I was just fooling around. F-No, you're really good. : )I'm freddie. K-Thanks!I'm Kaylee. Would you mind doing me one favor? F-Sure dear..what is it? K-Would you mind playing me a song on the piano? F-Well absolutey. Freddie walked over to the piano and sat down. Kaylee sat on the couch in front of it..putting her elbows on the piano looking into Freddie's eyes.Freddie began to play My Melancholy Blues on the piano. F-Another party's over..and I'm not cold sober..my baby left me for somebody neeew.. Freddie's voice echoed through the room, loud and clear. Absolutely beautiful. Kaylee looked deep into Freddie's eyes and smiled. F-*finishing the song* and meet my Melancholy Blues... K-aww freddie-that was beautifulThanks so much. F-I did it for you darling, all for you!! :D K-:D :D :D Freddie and Kaylee sat and talked about music for a good half hour. K-Oh my god, I have to do the interview...haha I forgot all about it! F-Oh God...the interview..well I guess I'll answer some questions for ya. Freddie sat down in the chair across from Kaylee. K-Ok so, the new tour..what should we expect. :D F-Well...*staring at Kaylee* god-do we really have to do this now. You're just sooo beautiful K-*thinking-OMG he just said I was beautiful.* Well we can do it a bit later if you want. F-Yes..that's good..later. Freddie got up and sat down on the couch next to Kaylee. F*placing his arms around her and whispering in to her ear.* Let's just forget tyhe interview completely and do something else. K-:D What do you have in mind? Freddie began to kiss Kaylee long and hard on the lips as he grasped his arms around her waist. Kaylee was enjoying this so much and never wanted it to end. F-*whispering to her* god you're so beautiful!! K-oh and you are so sexy Fred!! F-:D Freddie and Kaylee kept kissing and ended up never getting the interview done...but theydidn't care..they were having to much fun! hoped you liked it Kaylee! I don;t think it was very good. |
| Vincent. 04.04.2007 21:46 |
Aaaaw. I loved it. :D Thanks so much! You know I really can play a little bit of the Millionaire Waltz on the piano? Neato... Thanks again Alexis! You're fantastic. That cheered me up so much! :) |
| QueenTaylor 04.04.2007 21:49 |
I'm glad you liked it! Thanks! |
| QueenTaylor 04.04.2007 21:50 |
Now for those of you who were wanting to contribute to the story we left off at Roger moved the girl aside. "Stay calm and don't move." he told her. He went to step on the snake, but "no don't its too dangerous,but Roger didn'y listen and stepped on the snake so it couldn't move. The girl... |
| QueenTaylor 05.04.2007 14:55 |
*REVIVE* |
| Sergei. 05.04.2007 14:59 |
taylormad101 wrote: Now for those of you who were wanting to contribute to the story we left off at Roger moved the girl aside. "Stay calm and don't move." he told her. He went to step on the snake, but "no don't its too dangerous,but Roger didn'y listen and stepped on the snake so it couldn't move. The girl...Yanked off Roger's member and stuffed it down his throat. |
| deleted user 05.04.2007 15:58 |
<font color=teal>Cookies!<h6>A scientist wrote:Roger started choking.......and needed something to drink...Just then...the young lady brought him a..................taylormad101 wrote: Now for those of you who were wanting to contribute to the story we left off at Roger moved the girl aside. "Stay calm and don't move." he told her. He went to step on the snake, but "no don't its too dangerous,but Roger didn'y listen and stepped on the snake so it couldn't move. The girl...Yanked off Roger's member and stuffed it down his throat. |
| Matias Merçeauroix 05.04.2007 16:01 |
dildo |
| deleted user 05.04.2007 16:21 |
Valensian Sky Surveillance wrote: dildoHe then shoved the dildo down his throat....but that made him choke even more. lmao |
| QueenTaylor 05.04.2007 16:23 |
the girl now realizing what she had done, went to help him and... |
| Sergei. 05.04.2007 16:58 |
She went and got the recycling she forgot to leave out for the collector guy the previous week and shoved that up his ass. This is so stupid. XD |
| QueenTaylor 05.04.2007 17:07 |
yeah i know..hey dont look at me..i didn't start it..lol....anyway... Roger turned around quickly, to find the gitl staring at him and he ende up going to the hospital and staying for 5 years. The End! :D |
| Sergei. 05.04.2007 17:10 |
taylormad101 wrote: yeah i know..hey dont look at me..i didn't start it..lol....anyway... Roger turned around quickly, to find the gitl staring at him and...Farted into a milk bottle and asked her to sniff it. |
| QueenTaylor 05.04.2007 17:13 |
and she didnt and he ended up going to the hospital and staying for 5 years. The End! :D |
| QueenTaylor 07.04.2007 09:02 |
anyone else want another story? I feel like writing today... |
| Sergei. 07.04.2007 09:30 |
I want a story! My name is Vishnu. Okay, not really, but that's my other name. >_> <_< |
| QueenTaylor 07.04.2007 09:31 |
oooook..sooo you want a story with that name and what band member? |
| deleted user 07.04.2007 12:27 |
I wanna write a story! Does anyone want one? :P hehe. |
| QueenTaylor 07.04.2007 12:38 |
I'll have another Roger one if you don't mind! hehe :D |
| deleted user 07.04.2007 13:15 |
:D :D :D :D Okey doke. :P I'll try to whip one up...If it's not up soon...I apologize. It should be up within a day :D |
| QueenTaylor 07.04.2007 13:17 |
Oh thanks Anna!! You're the best!! |
| blerp 07.04.2007 16:38 |
and then Malty formed the band "the Farty Hearts FiF" and they hit it real big and their ass of a manager died and they made their music how THEY WANTED !!! |
| QueenTaylor 08.04.2007 19:18 |
does anyone else want a story? |
| QueenTaylor 09.04.2007 16:49 |
anyone??? Does anyone want a story? |
| deleted user 10.04.2007 00:01 |
I apologize Alexis. I promise your story will be up tomorrow. I'm just so busy with homework :( |
| QueenTaylor 10.04.2007 07:31 |
^thats fine-take your time! No worries. : ) |
| QueenTaylor 11.04.2007 15:14 |
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| Nathan 12.04.2007 07:00 |
link PART 2 Brian looked down at the hostages and laughed a really menacing laugh. He pulled out a Thompson sub-machine gun and set it on the counter. "Now you just wait and see what we've got in STORE for you!" he cackled, with a great deal of malice in his voice. "Brian, can I please go for lunch now?" Roger whined, crossing his legs, betraying his true intentions. "The hostages won't try anything!" "NO!" Brian snapped, spinning on his heel and facing Roger in the blink of an eye. "Don't you see? I've picked up the police on my scanners and I think they'll be here soon to take us away!" "Gah!" Roger spat. "The police! I should have made a song condemning them too! And as for that "customer" who ratted us up, I'm going to tie him up and deafen him with Queen music when I get my hands on him!" "Oh, never mind," Brian said firmly. "Just get the heavy artillery in here NOW! We're going to have a pitched battle on our hands sooner than we would like." As Roger scuttled away into the rooms behind the shop, Brian kicked the hostages hard with his pointed boot. "You're going to come in VERY handy!" he sneered. Roger came running back with bulletproof vests, ammunition, more machine guns and grenades. He dumped them all on the counter, completely out of breath. "Here we are Brian!" he declared triumphantly, although still a bit breathless. "By God, Roger!" Brian cried. "When I said 'bring in the heavy artillery' I didn't mean for you to start World War III! Oh well, it'll keep our hands full, if nothing else. Arm yourself, my good man! We're going to war!" At this, both Brian and Roger let out deafening Zulu-like war cries. TO BE CONTINUED |
| Nathan 12.04.2007 07:13 |
PART 2 After they had finished screaming war cries, Brian and Roger heard grumpy cries from the neighbours, telling them to shut up. "Oh f**k you!" Roger yelled back, visibly annoyed. "It's going to get MUCH louder!" Brian had, by now, finished strapping on his weapons and he now looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger from Commando. This gave Brian an idea and he smeared himself and Roger with war paint. They both observed themselves in the mirror and were very happy with what they saw. They could not have finished a moment too soon, as hundreds of police sirens started wailing outside the shop. Brian and Roger could see police officers leaping out of their cars by the dozen, all with their fingers on the triggers, all with the intent of blowing them to kingdom come. "BRIAN MAY AND ROGER TAYLOR!" a voice over a megaphone called. "WE KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE! DROP YOUR WEAPONS AND COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP! WE'VE ALL BOUGHT ONE OF YOUR NEW DVDS AND WE'RE GOING TO RITUALLY BURN THEM UNLESS YOU GIVE YOURSELVES UP!" "My word!" Roger gasped in utter disbelief. "I know that voice! IT'S JOHN BY GOD! HE'S TURNED TRAITOR! AND HE'S GOING TO BURN OUR NEW DVDS! HE'S GOING TO REGRET THE DAY HE WAS EVER BORN!" Brian knew what he had to do. He grabbed a hostage and moved towards the door. Placing his Luger to the man's temple, he made his demands: "Lower your weapons now or this man will suffer the wrath of QUEEN!" "Ha! Ha!" John couldn't contain his laughter. "You call yourselves QUEEN? When me and Freddie are no longer in it? I really do blow my nose at you so called MUSICIANS! And if Freddie was here, he'd do the same thing!" "Unfortunately, we couldn't get Paul here," Brian replied, still clutching his hostage tightly. "He's playing the part of the Godfather and so he must remain back at base. But Roger and I are going to spread the word of QUEEN" (please note he places heavy emphasis on the word "Queen") "to all four corners of the world!" "PAUL RODGERS?" John laughed. "Give me a break Poodle Perm!" "RIGHT, THAT'S IT!" Brian roared. "NO MORE MR. NICE GUY ASTRONOMER AND CREATOR OF WORLD-FAMOUS MUSICALS!" With that, he blew the poor hostage's brains out and dove back into the shop, accompanied by a hail of gunfire. TO BE CONTINUED. |
| Nathan 12.04.2007 07:25 |
As Brian rendevoused with Roger again, the bullets were coming thick and fast. Brian and Roger took cover behind the counter with their one remaining hostage. "Why did you have to go and waste a hostage?" Roger roared into Brian's ear. "You've really p**sed them off now! Lucky for you, I hijacked a school bus earlier today and we've got loads more hostages but I will NOT allow you to waste kids. That's MY job!" Brian didn't feel sorry in the slightest. He thoroughly enjoyed watching that man's brains splatter all over the place and it made him feel good to know that he was the cause of that. "KIDS?" he cackled. "Oh Roger, you are EVIL personified! I take my hat off to you sir!" Roger gave an evil smirk as he stood up and fired his machine-gun at the police outside and mowed ten of them down in the blink of an eye. "COME AND GET IT FLAT FOOT!" he yelled. "NO ONE BEATS ROGER TAYLOR IN A SHOOTOUT!" But John didn't lose his nerve. He had been a police officer since he "retired" from music in 1997 and he had made a speedy advance through the ranks and had been awarded many citations. Turning to the officer next to him, he said calmly: "Bring me my Uzi. Oh, and bring me those DVDs too. Let's carry out OUR threat!" The officer, who's name was Morgan Fisher, smiled and immediately hurried away to gather together everyone's DVDs. At that moment, a flurry of DVDs was hurled out of the shop door, all being Queen Greatest Video Hits 2, exploding on impact with the floor. "S**t!" John cried. "Those DVDs are grenades! Don't, I say again, DON'T ignite them! Throw them in the shop!" All the police then threw their DVDs into the shop and waited for the massive explosion. No explosion came. A huge eruption of laughter emitted from the shop. "STUPID COPS!" Roger cried with a considerable amount of glee. "The only DVD grenades are in here with us! What you've thrown at us is just normal DVDs! And thanks for the cases! Now we can make more grenades to throw at you! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" John cursed quietly to himself. "Okay," he said to his men. "We need back-up." And he picked up his radio. |
| Nathan 12.04.2007 07:40 |
Inside the shop, Brian and Roger were rolling over on the floor, splitting their sides with laughter. "Nutbags!" Brian howled between chokes of laughter. "What IMBECILES! And now I'm going to do something even funnier!" "What?" Roger gasped, practically wetting himself from laughing now. "Do tell! I can't wait to hear this!" "I'm going to waste the other hostage!" Brian pounded the floor with his fist as his whole body shook from intense laughing. "Oh, what a smashing idea!" Roger bellowed. "We'll do it together!" Brian and Roger both took out two grenades, pulled the pins and stuffed them down the front of the poor, wretched man's pants. Then they threw him out of the front door and he exploded right in the face of John. "Serves you right for leaving us John!" Brian yelled out triumphantly. "I hope Hell's hot enough for you!" HOWEVER, John was unscathed as he was, unbeknown to Brian and Roger, invincible. He was now getting more and more annoyed though. "Monsters!" he yelled. "Murderers! I'll have you both in the electric chair for that!" Hearing John's voice when he was supposed to be dead shook Brian and Roger. "How the f**k are you still alive?" Roger called, with much tension in his voice. "What's the secret?" "As if I'd tell you," John called back, finally feeling he had the upper hand. He had actually listened to Keep Yourself Alive nine hundred and ninety-nine times in succession to achieve this. "Alright," Brian stated firmly. "Guess what Deacon John? (a name John hated)We've got a load of children in here and we're going to massacre them in five minutes if you don't p**s off!" This didn't faze John in the slightest. He smirked and said: "I would have thought watching your musical was torture enough!" This infuriated Brian and Roger beyond description and Roger immediately went to the basement and brought out 30 children, all gagged and bound. He pulled the gag off one, who immediately started crying. The noise floated out of the doors and into the ears of the police. "Sir!" officer Greg Brooks called to John. "Alfa will be here any moment now! Keep him talking!" Alfa was the codename of John's backup and John grinned to himself. |
| Nathan 12.04.2007 07:55 |
Inside the shop, Roger was playing Russian Roulette with the kids and was singing "Keep Yourself Alive" at the same time. "Roger," Brian said. "Hurry up and waste them. Don't play games with them! If you're having a crisis of conscience, I'm going to smash your drumkit and kick you off the upcoming Q+PR tour!" "What tour?" Roger said with confusion in his voice. "We haven't even finished the new album yet and you're talking about a TOUR? I think you enjoy your guitar solos a bit too much." "At least it's better than your crummy Let There Be Drums," Brian snarled. "My goodness, Sandy Nelson would spit on you if he ever heard that twaddle." (Sandy Nelson being the original performer of LTBD) "And Jimi Hendrix would vomit if he ever heard you," Roger retorted. "Call yourself a guitarist? You're not fit to even lick Hendrix's and Clapton's feet." "Shut up Roger!" Brian snapped, clearly agitated. "We've got bigger problems. Look!" He motioned with his finger to the door. A lone police officer was standing in the doorway with a huge machine-gun (the same kind Jesse Ventura used on Predator)and he immediately began shooting up the shop. This was Greg Brooks. Once he had ran out of ammo, he ran out of the shop. "Nutter!" Brian said. "Oh, look at all my DVDs!" "Mine too!" Roger corrected. "They're mine too! You're not the heart and soul of Queen, you know!" "I do make more guest appearances on We Will Rock You than you, though," Brian said. Before Roger could think up a response, a strange light lit up the shop and a figure came crashing through the roof and landed head first on the counter. "F**k, that wasn't the best landing I've ever had," a familiar voice said. Brian and Roger's jaws dropped. It was, of ALL people, FREDDIE! "Freddie!" Brian cried. "Freddie!" Roger cried too. "Hello darlings!" Freddie replied, with a cheeky grin. "Freddie, what the f**k are you wearing?" Roger stammered. "Oh this," Freddie said, motioning to his cape and mask. "I'm Batman now and I've come with Robin to arrest you two f**kers!" "That's right!" a jolly voice from the hole in the roof shouted. A strange head poked through. It was Tim Curry dressed as Robin. |
| Nathan 12.04.2007 08:08 |
This was all too much for poor Roger and he accidentally pulled the trigger of his machine-gun, sending bullets spraying in the direction of the children. "Oh, my dear," Freddie/Batman said in a sorrowful voice. "What have you done now?" "We cannot stand for this," Tim/Robin declared, jumping through the hole and landing next to Freddie/Batman. "I'm afraid you're going to have to come with us. We cannot condone this kind of behaviour." At that point, the door, which was hanging off its hinges, fell down all by itself and John and his best officers, named Greg Brooks, Jim Beach, Spike Edney (who had defected from Q+PR) and *shock shock* Mika. "Hands up!" John shouted, pointing his weapon at Brian and Roger. "Good work Alfa." "No problem, sweetheart," Freddie/Batman grinned, showing his overbite. "I quite like this whole superhero life." Tim/Robin readily agreed. "Ahhh, this takes me back years," he said dreamily. "Back to Rocky Horror." "OK you two bootbogglers," John said, referring to Brian and Roger. "You're going to pay for your crimes down at the station!" "Are we all going to have an orgy?" Freddie asked hopefully. "Like hell we are," John declared firmly. "We're going to do some far more enjoyable things." "Ooooooh," Freddie/Batman cooed. "I can't wait for this! And can I ride in the police car too? I've never been in a police car before!" "Not true," Brian piped up. "Remember when we got those kids hooked on marajuana?" "Oh," Roger chuckled. "You mean from that backwards message we put in Another One Bites The Dust? That was my idea you know!" "All right you tosspots," Brian said in a very firm voice. "Let's all go to the police station and do some really raunchy things." |
| Nathan 12.04.2007 08:12 |
John hated that idea and he made his feelings known. "I was just joking," Brian said, visibly annoyed. "Alright Mr. Cop, you'd better arrest us." "Yes, I think I'd better," John declared, as he and Greg Brooks slapped handcuffs on both Brian and Roger and led them away. "We'll meet you at the station darlings," Freddie/Batman announced as he and Tim/Robin jumped up through the hole they had created in the roof and headed back to the RealQueenmobile. This left Officer Mika in the ruined shop. "Who's going to clean all this up?" he wondered aloud. "Who's going to get rid of all these bodies?" |
| Nathan 12.04.2007 08:27 |
As Brian and Roger were being led to the police car, Roger was fighting to hold off tears. "Oh Brian, Brian, what are we going to do?" he whined. "We're really going to be in the s**thouse this time." "Keep calm Roger," Brian instructed. "I'm thinking, I'm thinking." Almost under his breath, Roger whispered: "What about the Red Special?" Brian's head jerked up immediately. Of course! The Red Special! He'd been adding some modifications to it over the winter and now it was better than ever. Grinning at Roger, Brian suddenly used his superhuman strength to snap the handcuffs in two and immediately reached inside his shirt. He pulled out the Red Special and aimed it at the nearest officer, Jim Beach. Taking careful aim at his back, Brian began playing and a scalding hot laser shot out from it and struck Officer Beach square in the back. He crumpled down immediately. "Yay! Brian!" Rger hooted with glee. "Go get 'em!" Brian next took aim at Officer Brooks and vaporised him in an instant. Then he took aim at John, who by now had realised this sudden turn of events. "Brian, Brian," he said softly. "Remember everything that we've been through? You wouldn't kill your best friend, would you?" Brian recognised this cowardice and his blood boiled. "NO!" he shouted. "ROGER IS MY BEST FRIEND!" and with that he vaporised John. Brian then started massacring the remaining police officers until there wasn't a single one left alive. Brian truly loved killing and he burst out laughing with joy as he surveyed the scene afterwards. There was only two people left to take care of, but try as he might, Brian could not find them. "Come on Roger," Brian patted Roger's shoulder reassuringly. "Let's go home." "Hey, Brian," Roger said. "Do you think you could get rid of these handcuffs for me?" "Oh, sure Roger." Brian moved towards him, but before he could free Roger, they were both mown down by machine-gun fire. Standing on top of a building and with a smoking gun, Freddie/Batman turned to Tim/Robin and said: "You know darling? Through all the time I knew those two f**ks, they always talked from here," he indicated to his rear end. "I'm glad I finally put an end to them." With that, Freddie/Batman and Tim/Robin flew off into the night. How they spent the rest of their time together, no one knows. SIDE NOTE: John was not actually killed, as he was and is still invincible. He only pretended to be vaporised and then regenerated after everyone else was dead. His current whereabouts are unknown, although unconfirmed reports suggest he has now moved to the West Indies and plays on computer games all day. |
| blerp 12.04.2007 23:56 |
Ah. That commercial ain't funny no mores. (Purposely used bad grammar) |
| deleted user 13.04.2007 00:27 |
My gosh, Nathan... |
| Sweetie 13.04.2007 02:31 |
Kween<h6>Indeed... wrote: My gosh, Nathan...HEY! I liked it MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, It was funnier over msn though.... |
| Nathan 13.04.2007 11:08 |
Oh no. The video's been removed. Now my story makes no sense *cries* |
| QueenTaylor 13.04.2007 16:40 |
Hey everyone..I wrote a Roger story and if you give me your name I'll post it for you. :D let me know! |
| 7 seas of Rhye 13.04.2007 16:46 |
Nathan is genius. |
| QueenTaylor 13.04.2007 17:08 |
haha..good story Nathan-Paul playing the godfather-lmao |
| 7 seas of Rhye 13.04.2007 17:10 |
All hail Nathan! |
| Nathan 13.04.2007 17:13 |
Why, thank-you everyone. I didn't think it was that good. |
| QueenTaylor 13.04.2007 22:06 |
Would anyone like a story? |
| Freddies Delilah 14.04.2007 01:37 |
Natahn, that was hilarious. A little strange at times, yeah, but funny, man! It made me laugh out loud ;-) |
| Sweetie 14.04.2007 02:46 |
Nathan wrote: Why, thank-you everyone. I didn't think it was that good.Come on, you annoyed my mum with it by making me want to blow things up, that must mean it was brilliant! |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 14:05 |
That was my first time reading a story board here! Well done! That was hilarious, Nathan. Freddie was Batman... Would someone like a story? I'll try my best... |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 14:11 |
^I'd like one!! A Roger one please-my name is Alexis. |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 14:17 |
Okay, I'll work on that for you, Alexis. It'll be up sometime today. |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 14:18 |
^thanx sooo much!! |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 14:19 |
Any time. |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 14:32 |
I hope you like it. I am totally new to this concept. A- Alexis R- Roger One day (1974), Roger Taylor, the Queen drummer, was feeling particularly stressed out because extra pressure was being put on him and his band since they were on the rise. Drumming had worked his muscles into a knot and he needed a massage badly. It was on a whim he decided to enter a quaint masseuse office. R: Uh, hello? The place appeared to be empty when suddenly, a girl appeared behind the counter. Roger was taken aback by her beauty. R: Hello, Miss [notices girl’s name tag “Alexis”] Alexis. I need a massage. A: Of course. [thinking, “Man is he hot. I will take him myself.”] And your name is Roger? R: Yes, how did yo- right. He suddenly cut himself off upon realizing that the Queen name was now getting recognition. A: [laughs] I can take you right now if you like. R: I don’t need a reservation? A: Of course not! Don’t be silly. R: Nice. A leads R into a small room that smells of lavender and jasmine. There are many different creams and oils on a small table next to a platform bed. A: You lay here. [gestures toward platform bed] R: [obediently lays there] A: Now, what do you need? Shall I do your back and shoulders or- R: Back and shoulders, yes please. A: [starts massaging R on the back and shoulders] Wow. You have quite the muscles, R. R: Thank you. [R is growing deliriously sleepy because of the therapy] I think you are really pretty, you know. A: [blushes]I think you are really handsome. With that, R spins on his back and pulls Anna on top of him. He kisses her long and passionately on the lips. What happens is for R and A to decide. To the both of them, it was the most splendid either one of them ever had. Enjoy! |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 14:35 |
^ I love it!!! Thank you so much! Would you like one? |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 14:36 |
^ I'm glad you liked it. And yes, if it isn't too much trouble. I like Freddie :). |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 14:37 |
ok..no trouble at all..should be up in a little bit! :D |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 14:38 |
Thank you! |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 14:38 |
<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: Thank you!no problem! |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 14:39 |
Oh and I need your name-lol. |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 14:40 |
MarstoMercury, you should join Alexis and I in the picture thread! We have great fun! Oh! AND you can be added to my friend count! lol. link weee! I'm Kaylee, by the way! :D |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 14:41 |
Okay! That sounds like fun! What is a friend count? Sorry if that's a dumb question... |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 14:42 |
Oh and I'm Michelle. |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 14:42 |
<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: Okay! That sounds like fun! What is a friend count? Sorry if that's a dumb question...Yes please join us!! and can I have your name for the story? |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 14:43 |
Michelle. Thanks again, darling! |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 14:44 |
<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: Michelle. Thanks again, darling!Thanks! No problem |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 14:44 |
link Read the last post! :P Friend count: 3 (Alexis, Lillian, Michelle) weeee! :D |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 14:46 |
^ Why, thank you! Lol. |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 14:47 |
no no, thank you! lol. :P |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 14:48 |
Lol. Now I have a friend, too! I just realized that! [starts dancing happily] |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 14:51 |
*puts a Queen record on, then joins in dancing* :D |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 14:53 |
The Queen record touch makes the dancing all the more happy. Which record's your favorite? |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 14:55 |
A Day At the Races...... I like News of the World, too.... :D |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 15:00 |
Here's your story Michelle... M-Michelle F-Freddie One day, Michelle was driving to her friends wedding when her car broke down. She had left her cell phone at home so now she had no phoneto call anyone. She got out of the ca and walked to the fron door of a very large house. When she opened the door she seen a tall, dark haired, man in front of her. F-Why hello darling-what may I do for you? M-OMG-you're Fred..*starts losing breath* Freddie Mercury! I'm sorry..I.. F-Yes thats me-don't be sorry. this must be my lucky day. You are a beautiful girl. M-*Thinking omg..he just called me beautiful.* thanks. Well you see my car broke down and I need to use a phone so... F-Oh yeah sure..come on in sweetie..you may use phone. M-Thanks so much! F-dont mention it! :D Michelle stepped inside Freddie's huge home. She was so amazed! F-I did't catch your name dear.. M-Oh I'm sorry-it's Michelle : ) F-beautiful name for a beutiful girl. M-*blushes* This house is gorgeous. F-Oh why thank you. The phone is over there next to the couch. M-thanks. Michelle walked over to the couch and sat down picking up the phone. Soon after, Freddie joined her, making his way closer to her. M-Damn! F-Whats the matter? M-My friend isnt home and I have no one else to call. F-Well thats alright *putting his arm around Michelle* M-:D Ok. F-*puts her hair behind her ear and starts kissing her* Stay a while. : ) M-Ok Fred. :D :D :D F-*wraps his arms around her holding her tight giving her long pasionate kisses on the lips!* Michelle forgot all about her friends wedding and stayed for the whole day at Fred's house having a great time!! Hope you liked it-wasn't my best. |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 15:03 |
Alexis, I LOVED it! That was the best! [beams] Kaylee, I agree. I like ADATR, too. I think I like Queen II a tiny, eensy, weensy bit more, but not much. I want to write another story. Anyone? |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 15:05 |
^You can write me a story... Freddie, please! |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 15:06 |
Okay! I'll have that up ASAP. |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 15:08 |
Shit! I have to go, but I promise I shall have it up sometime today. Later, guys! |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 15:08 |
<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: Alexis, I LOVED it! That was the best! [beams] Kaylee, I agree. I like ADATR, too. I think I like Queen II a tiny, eensy, weensy bit more, but not much. I want to write another story. Anyone?Glad you liked it! :D |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 15:08 |
thanks a million! :D |
| Nathan 15.04.2007 15:33 |
Would anyone like me to write another story like my first one? |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 17:29 |
I'm back. Kaylee, I'll get right to your story. I have a great idea for it (well, I know I would want that to happen). Nathan, that first one was brilliant! I think you should write another, but only if you want to. |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 17:32 |
<font color=black>[~Space Ace~] wrote: *groans* Just face it. The thread is dead.Not quite ;P |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 17:43 |
Okay. Here it is, friend!! Lol. Kaylee- K Freddie- F One day, Kaylee was walking down the street. She was dressed up because she was going to meet a friend at a restaraunt, when suddenly, her heel broke! She had twisted her ankle and was about to fall down when a man with golden-toned skin caught her. F: Are you okay, darling? K: It hurts a li- You are Freddie Mercury! F: Yes, but I am more concerned about you. Are you sure you're alright, dear? [extends arm] Let me get you some ice. My house isn't far from here. K: Okay. Thank you. [leans on F, thinking, "My God! Is this real? Oooh, he has nice arms..."] F: It is no trouble at all, darling. F assists K into his limo and sits down right next to her. K: This is really nice of you. You didn't have to do this. F: I know, I wanted to. What's your name, my beauty? K: Kaylee. F: I like that name. K: Thanks. [smiles] At F's house, F gets K some ice. F: I hope you feel better. K: Much, actually. F: I wish I got hurt instead of you. K: I think that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. F: I don't say nice things, I just speak the truth. K kisses F on the cheek for his kindness, which F returns with a passionate kiss on the lips. K felt the pain in her ankle evaporate and only could think of how nice F's kisses felt. What happened next is F and K's business only. Hope you love it! |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 17:45 |
Kween<h6>Indeed... wrote:It definitely is not dead. Lol.<font color=black>[~Space Ace~] wrote: *groans* Just face it. The thread is dead.Not quite ;P |
| Nathan 15.04.2007 17:48 |
<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: Nathan, that first one was brilliant! I think you should write another, but only if you want to.OK Michelle, but here's the catch. I'd like you to choose a scenario for me. Like the first one was about the Queen commercial, I need you to choose another Queen scenario for me please. Thanks. |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 17:51 |
Nathan wrote:Shit! I suck at this!!! Lol. Um... shit! Writer's block/ brain cramp... I have no idea. I can't come up with these insanely good ideas like your last one! How about this? It happens during one of their concerts?<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: Nathan, that first one was brilliant! I think you should write another, but only if you want to.OK Michelle, but here's the catch. I'd like you to choose a scenario for me. Like the first one was about the Queen commercial, I need you to choose another Queen scenario for me please. Thanks. |
| Nathan 15.04.2007 17:55 |
<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:Hmmm, well have a think about it. If there's any specific concert you want me to write about, feel free to tell me. But thanks for the idea. Some ideas are already starting to fizz around in my head.Nathan wrote:Shit! I suck at this!!! Lol. Um... shit! Writer's block/ brain cramp... I have no idea. I can't come up with these insanely good ideas like your last one! How about this? It happens during one of their concerts?<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: Nathan, that first one was brilliant! I think you should write another, but only if you want to.OK Michelle, but here's the catch. I'd like you to choose a scenario for me. Like the first one was about the Queen commercial, I need you to choose another Queen scenario for me please. Thanks. |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 17:57 |
Nathan wrote:Yay! I helped! I have no particular concert in mind at the moment. Nothing really jumps out at me. Have fun with it!<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:Hmmm, well have a think about it. If there's any specific concert you want me to write about, feel free to tell me. But thanks for the idea. Some ideas are already starting to fizz around in my head.Nathan wrote:Shit! I suck at this!!! Lol. Um... shit! Writer's block/ brain cramp... I have no idea. I can't come up with these insanely good ideas like your last one! How about this? It happens during one of their concerts?<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: Nathan, that first one was brilliant! I think you should write another, but only if you want to.OK Michelle, but here's the catch. I'd like you to choose a scenario for me. Like the first one was about the Queen commercial, I need you to choose another Queen scenario for me please. Thanks. |
| Nathan 15.04.2007 18:08 |
It was very sweaty backstage. John, Roger and Brian were sitting in a small room waiting for Freddie to finish his sing-along. "Bloody hell!" exclaimed Brian. "Why does Freddie insist on making those silly noises and expect the crowd to be so daft enough to imitate him?" "Beats me," shrugged John. "But I'll tell you something. I sure do wish that I could do a bass solo instead of it." "Oh right," Roger said sarcastically. "And that would improve the concert....how?" "Because," John insisted. "At least then we'd be hearing some proper music, not some ee-yo-dey-yo-day-oh nonsense." "John," Brian said gently, placing a hand on John's shoulder. "Have you ever wondered why you never got the chance to do that? Because bass solos don't really go down well with the crowd. Now when I do Brighton Rock, I hold the crowd in the palm of my hand and..." "And you darn well nearly put me to sleep," Roger interrupted. "Ten minute guitar solos? Are you that desperate to be the best that you have to resort to a TEN MINUTE GUITAR SOLO? Just think of what songs we play instead of it." "Well, I kind of like my guitar solo," Brian stated with pride in his voice. "WAIT," John announced firmly. "I know what we'll do. Instead of letting Freddie hog the limelight, let's all go out there and make really irritating noises with him." Both Brian and Roger frowned at this. "And then we would have to change our band name from 'Queen' to 'QUEER'," Roger pointed out. "Can you imagine it? You'd have Rolling Stone all over us telling the world how much we suck and how far we fell from grace." At that point, Freddie entered the room and said: "Just what the f**k are you three up to? My solo finished five minutes ago and there's no band out there to play music! I haven't decided to go on a solo tour yet you know!" Sheepishly, the three members scuppered all their plans, collected their instruments and strode back on stage to face the music, literally. |
| Nathan 15.04.2007 18:08 |
Sorry it was rubbish. I need more ideas. Anyone? |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 18:14 |
I liked it. I laughed. You turned my vague, shitty idea into something! I think you did good. |
| Nathan 15.04.2007 18:14 |
Thanks. Any more ideas? |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 19:51 |
I liked that Nathan..umm maybe you could do something about them all killing and fighting each other for the same girl. lol :P I can see that. |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 20:08 |
^ Lol. So can I. I desire to write more. Any takers? |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 20:10 |
^I'll take another one if you want to write. I mean it doesnt matter to me-only if you dont get anymore takers I'll have a Roger one! |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 20:12 |
Any day! I am in a weird writing mood today. Okay. Your Roger story will be up soon. If anyone wants a story in the meantime, I'll do that, too. |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 20:17 |
^Thanks so much! I'm often in that mood. By the way, I love your stories! : ) |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 20:28 |
Alexis- A Roger-R One rainy day (1972), Alexis decided that she wanted to go to the theater to see that film that she has been longing to see since it came out. She invited her friends, but none of them could come. She was all by her lonesome. Once she gets there, she is looking at the movie titles on the posters. Suddenly, she is bumped into by a man. R: Oh, dear. I am terribly sorry, miss. A: It’s okay, really. [looks up and realizes that this man is gorgeous] Really, don’t be. R: So, what’s your name? [quickly] So I can apologize properly. A: Alexis. And yours? R: Roger. That is a lovely name. A: Thank you. I love yours, too. R: So what movie were you about to see? A: [names that movie she was dying to see] R: I was going to see that one, too. Anyone with you? A: [heart starts racing] No, no one is seeing it with me? R: Do you mind if we see it together? I feel foolish after bumping into you. A: Don’t worry about it. Sure, I’d love to see it with you. [smiles] R: Great! [smiles] The two start for the picture and R holds A’s hand gently and strokes it with his thumb. A: [blushing] R: Two tickets, one for me, one for my date. [winks at A] A: [thinking, “He winked at me!”] [In the theater] A: [reaching for popcorn, brushes by Roger’s hand] Sorry… R: I don’t care. [puts his arm around A, plants kisses all over her neck] A: [thinking, “This is too good!”] R, we just met. R: And yet I feel like I’ve known you my entire life. At the end of the movie, neither one can recall the plot because they were kissing each other the whole time. R invited A over to his flat and the two spent the rest of the night together, having a ball. Am I getting better at this? |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 20:30 |
taylormad101 wrote: ^Thanks so much! I'm often in that mood. By the way, I love your stories! : )Thankies! |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 20:30 |
<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: Okay. Here it is, friend!! Lol.Thank you much, my dear! :D Loved it! :D |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 20:32 |
<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote:I'm glad, darling. I was proud of myself after that one.<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: Okay. Here it is, friend!! Lol.Thank you much, my dear! :D Loved it! :D |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 20:35 |
<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:You should be! Check out my signature! lol. :P<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote:I'm glad, darling. I was proud of myself after that one.<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: Okay. Here it is, friend!! Lol.Thank you much, my dear! :D Loved it! :D |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 20:37 |
<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote:Yay! You have SEVEN friends now! And I'm one of them!<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:You should be! Check out my signature! lol. :P<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote:I'm glad, darling. I was proud of myself after that one.<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: Okay. Here it is, friend!! Lol.Thank you much, my dear! :D Loved it! :D |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 20:39 |
<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:I know! I only had one friend earlier today! Whoa!<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote:Yay! You have SEVEN friends now! And I'm one of them!<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:You should be! Check out my signature! lol. :P<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote:I'm glad, darling. I was proud of myself after that one.<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: Okay. Here it is, friend!! Lol.Thank you much, my dear! :D Loved it! :D |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 20:42 |
That's six friends in one day. [holds up microphone] What WILL you do next? |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 20:43 |
Well.... I plan to get married to my dear Freddie.... :P |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 20:45 |
NO! My life will be over if that happens! Oh, well. I'd rather you than Jim Hutton. |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 20:49 |
HA! Really! lol. How about.... I can marry Paul McCartney..... or maybe Brian or Roger... :P I wouldn't be as happy, but I wouldn't want to hurt a dear friend of mine! *hugs* :) |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 20:53 |
<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote: HA! Really! lol. How about.... I can marry Paul McCartney..... or maybe Brian or Roger... :P I wouldn't be as happy, but I wouldn't want to hurt a dear friend of mine! *hugs* :)Aw! Thankies! I wouldn't want to take away from your happiness either. Besides, my life was over before it started. I know! [lightbulb] We can split him! You get him Mon, Wed, Fri, and I get him Tues, Thurs, Sat, and then on Sunday, I'll take him during the day aand you can have him at night!!! See? There is always a compromise. |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 20:55 |
I'm bored again. I'll write or be written about. Either is right fine by me. |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 20:57 |
<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:Ooooooh... I get him at night.... :P<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote: HA! Really! lol. How about.... I can marry Paul McCartney..... or maybe Brian or Roger... :P I wouldn't be as happy, but I wouldn't want to hurt a dear friend of mine! *hugs* :)Aw! Thankies! I wouldn't want to take away from your happiness either. Besides, my life was over before it started. I know! [lightbulb] We can split him! You get him Mon, Wed, Fri, and I get him Tues, Thurs, Sat, and then on Sunday, I'll take him during the day aand you can have him at night!!! See? There is always a compromise. |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 20:58 |
<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: Alexis- A Roger-R One rainy day (1972), Alexis decided that she wanted to go to the theater to see that film that she has been longing to see since it came out. She invited her friends, but none of them could come. She was all by her lonesome. Once she gets there, she is looking at the movie titles on the posters. Suddenly, she is bumped into by a man. R: Oh, dear. I am terribly sorry, miss. A: It’s okay, really. [looks up and realizes that this man is gorgeous] Really, don’t be. R: So, what’s your name? [quickly] So I can apologize properly. A: Alexis. And yours? R: Roger. That is a lovely name. A: Thank you. I love yours, too. R: So what movie were you about to see? A: [names that movie she was dying to see] R: I was going to see that one, too. Anyone with you? A: [heart starts racing] No, no one is seeing it with me? R: Do you mind if we see it together? I feel foolish after bumping into you. A: Don’t worry about it. Sure, I’d love to see it with you. [smiles] R: Great! [smiles] The two start for the picture and R holds A’s hand gently and strokes it with his thumb. A: [blushing] R: Two tickets, one for me, one for my date. [winks at A] A: [thinking, “He winked at me!”] [In the theater] A: [reaching for popcorn, brushes by Roger’s hand] Sorry… R: I don’t care. [puts his arm around A, plants kisses all over her neck] A: [thinking, “This is too good!”] R, we just met. R: And yet I feel like I’ve known you my entire life. At the end of the movie, neither one can recall the plot because they were kissing each other the whole time. R invited A over to his flat and the two spent the rest of the night together, having a ball. Am I getting better at this?OMG!! I looooooooved it..oh that was awesome..you're the best!! God I love these stories!! :D |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 20:59 |
^ I'm so glad that I have a story fan! |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 21:00 |
<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: ^ I'm so glad that I have a story fan!lol-hell yeah-these are awesome!! :D |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 21:01 |
<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote:Lol. Yeah. But who says there isn't any room for afternoon delight? [starts singing afternoon delight] God, I am terrible. :D<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:Ooooooh... I get him at night.... :P<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote: HA! Really! lol. How about.... I can marry Paul McCartney..... or maybe Brian or Roger... :P I wouldn't be as happy, but I wouldn't want to hurt a dear friend of mine! *hugs* :)Aw! Thankies! I wouldn't want to take away from your happiness either. Besides, my life was over before it started. I know! [lightbulb] We can split him! You get him Mon, Wed, Fri, and I get him Tues, Thurs, Sat, and then on Sunday, I'll take him during the day aand you can have him at night!!! See? There is always a compromise. |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 21:01 |
Alexis! Alexis! I HAVE 7 WHOLE FRIENDS! AAAAH! :DDDDDDDDD |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 21:02 |
taylormad101 wrote:Lol. Your stories are good, too.<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: ^ I'm so glad that I have a story fan!lol-hell yeah-these are awesome!! :D Hey! We can make up a network of story fans. I'm Nathan's fan, and your fan, and now Kaylee needs to write me a story so I can be her fan, too! |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 21:03 |
<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:Oh my god! I was thinking about saying you could have afternoon delight! Whoa! Great minds think alike!<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote:Lol. Yeah. But who says there isn't any room for afternoon delight? [starts singing afternoon delight] God, I am terrible. :D<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:Ooooooh... I get him at night.... :P<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote: HA! Really! lol. How about.... I can marry Paul McCartney..... or maybe Brian or Roger... :P I wouldn't be as happy, but I wouldn't want to hurt a dear friend of mine! *hugs* :)Aw! Thankies! I wouldn't want to take away from your happiness either. Besides, my life was over before it started. I know! [lightbulb] We can split him! You get him Mon, Wed, Fri, and I get him Tues, Thurs, Sat, and then on Sunday, I'll take him during the day aand you can have him at night!!! See? There is always a compromise. |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 21:03 |
<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote: Alexis! Alexis! I HAVE 7 WHOLE FRIENDS! AAAAH! :DDDDDDDDDOMG! Congrats Kaylee! *high five* |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 21:04 |
<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:lol yeah..we should all writ one big story! :Dtaylormad101 wrote:Lol. Your stories are good, too. Hey! We can make up a network of story fans. I'm Nathan's fan, and your fan, and now Kaylee needs to write me a story so I can be her fan, too!<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: ^ I'm so glad that I have a story fan!lol-hell yeah-these are awesome!! :D |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 21:04 |
<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:uh....write a story? uhhh..... i would take a LONG LONG time..... i'm not very good.... uh.....taylormad101 wrote:Lol. Your stories are good, too. Hey! We can make up a network of story fans. I'm Nathan's fan, and your fan, and now Kaylee needs to write me a story so I can be her fan, too!<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: ^ I'm so glad that I have a story fan!lol-hell yeah-these are awesome!! :D |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 21:05 |
taylormad101 wrote:*high fives back* best friends! WEEEE! :D<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote: Alexis! Alexis! I HAVE 7 WHOLE FRIENDS! AAAAH! :DDDDDDDDDOMG! Congrats Kaylee! *high five* |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 21:06 |
<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote:If you don't want to, you don't have to. It's all good.<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:uh....write a story? uhhh..... i would take a LONG LONG time..... i'm not very good.... uh.....taylormad101 wrote:Lol. Your stories are good, too. Hey! We can make up a network of story fans. I'm Nathan's fan, and your fan, and now Kaylee needs to write me a story so I can be her fan, too!<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: ^ I'm so glad that I have a story fan!lol-hell yeah-these are awesome!! :D |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 21:07 |
taylormad101 wrote:We should! We should! Where would you like to begin?<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:lol yeah..we should all writ one big story! :Dtaylormad101 wrote:Lol. Your stories are good, too. Hey! We can make up a network of story fans. I'm Nathan's fan, and your fan, and now Kaylee needs to write me a story so I can be her fan, too!<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: ^ I'm so glad that I have a story fan!lol-hell yeah-these are awesome!! :D |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 21:07 |
<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:*gives sigh of relief* thank you!<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote:If you don't want to, you don't have to. It's all good.<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:uh....write a story? uhhh..... i would take a LONG LONG time..... i'm not very good.... uh.....taylormad101 wrote:Lol. Your stories are good, too. Hey! We can make up a network of story fans. I'm Nathan's fan, and your fan, and now Kaylee needs to write me a story so I can be her fan, too!<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: ^ I'm so glad that I have a story fan!lol-hell yeah-these are awesome!! :D |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 21:08 |
anywhere..who wants to start? |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 21:08 |
<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote:Lol. No worries, no pressure.<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:*gives sigh of relief* thank you!<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote:If you don't want to, you don't have to. It's all good.<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:uh....write a story? uhhh..... i would take a LONG LONG time..... i'm not very good.... uh.....taylormad101 wrote:Lol. Your stories are good, too. Hey! We can make up a network of story fans. I'm Nathan's fan, and your fan, and now Kaylee needs to write me a story so I can be her fan, too!<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote: ^ I'm so glad that I have a story fan!lol-hell yeah-these are awesome!! :D |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 21:09 |
taylormad101 wrote: anywhere..who wants to start?Why don't you? I don't know WHERE to start. |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 21:09 |
taylormad101 wrote: anywhere..who wants to start?ohhh! is it a continuation thread? we should do that! Oh, thanks, Michelle! :D |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 21:10 |
^ok..who are the stars of our story and what situation?? lol I dont quite know where to start either.. :P |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 21:10 |
<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote:Thanks for what? Oh, anytime, darling!taylormad101 wrote: anywhere..who wants to start?ohhh! is it a continuation thread? we should do that! Oh, thanks, Michelle! :D |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 21:11 |
taylormad101 wrote: ^ok..who are the stars of our story and what situation?? lol I dont quite know where to start either.. :PAh shit. Um... obviously, we are the stars and Freddie and Roger and Brian and John. Situation: Maybe we can be on a cruise and meet them? I don't know. I'm not good at this... |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 21:11 |
<font color=blue>MarstoMercury wrote:Thanks for not pressuring me! :D<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote:Thanks for what? Oh, anytime, darling!taylormad101 wrote: anywhere..who wants to start?ohhh! is it a continuation thread? we should do that! Oh, thanks, Michelle! :D |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 21:12 |
^ok..I think I might be able to start. |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 21:13 |
Should we start a new thread? this one's getting quite lengthy! |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 21:14 |
nah..the other one went untill 40 pages. |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 21:14 |
Okay. I'll start it if it hasn't been started already. |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 21:15 |
40 pages? Fuck starting a new one then. |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 21:15 |
^ok thats fine. |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 21:16 |
^ Okay. You starting off, Alexis? |
| Vincent. 15.04.2007 21:17 |
i have to go, dear friends....lol... It's WAAAY past my bedtime! :P Nighty-Night Alexis and Michelle! :) |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 21:17 |
sure..you want me to make the new thread? |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 21:18 |
<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote: i have to go, dear friends....lol... It's WAAAY past my bedtime! :P Nighty-Night Alexis and Michelle! :)bye bye friend..cya tomorrow! :D nighty night! |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 21:19 |
<font color=red>Leroy<h6>the Princess! wrote: i have to go, dear friends....lol... It's WAAAY past my bedtime! :P Nighty-Night Alexis and Michelle! :)Nighty-night! Sleep tight. Have sweet dreams of Freddie! |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 21:19 |
taylormad101 wrote: sure..you want me to make the new thread?Okey-dokey. I'm so excited! This is going to be fun! |
| QueenTaylor 15.04.2007 21:21 |
^yep...we'll have to annoy the comments of the jerks of course.. lol..:P |
| deleted user 15.04.2007 21:22 |
They are only jealous because they cannot write like us. And anyway, they don't know what they're missing. |