QueenZone discussion #977020

*azzadude* wrote:

.*.Messenger: Jake Pyndle.*. wrote: My Girlfriend, Jessica, and I are going to have a baby! She's four weeks pregnant :) It's our first of course! And I've known for two weeks! Only two of our friends know, all our family know though! I don't care if it's a boy or girl, as long as the baby is healthy!

No Shit......... Well... I do hope and wish you both the very best!! And raise my glass to you and your soon to be new family! All the very best! Cheers!!!

<font color=Mercury>Larry Lurex's Girl wrote: Congrats!!! ...eww, you help'd in the populating of the world and you have brought pain to your woman, our species is perfect without having to grow fat with the cravings, growing an annoying, whining, Back - Chatting Child in our bellies or maybe more, and then going through the pain of releasing the little demon who will one day learn to speak, which leads to being a bastard in their teen years, and then going out, doing drugs, drinking alcohol, being depressed, having all sorts of diseases, costing you sooo much money with things like: 1) their social life (Going out with friends and doing 'stuff) 2) Medical bills (for like when they get into 'gang bangs' ((Which is gang fights, or when they're used as the bin and thrown through shop windows))) 3) School 4) The Teeth Guy (You know - the guy who checks them once a year and who I personally dislike for the fact that fluoride gives me a headache) 5) Smokes, Alcohol, Drug money 6) Clothes, Jewelry 7) CDs, MP3 Players/iPods and such, DVDs, and other stuff along those lines 8) ummm.... other reasons that they think of.... AND little babies (Mostly, it can carry on 'till the end of childhood ((12 years of age))) will wake you up in the middle of the night crying, or maybe having wet the bed (Which can carry on for most of their life) and then in their teen years they will be on your case about why you're soo over protective and why you don't let them do anything and they fill you with guilt when they compare you with their weird friends parents who don't give a shit about what they do (and believe me, every teenager has a friend like that) and then they will say many times that they hate you and call you a bitch/bastard/slack-o/wanker/dickhead, or anything along those lines, and I mean the list of things they do is endless.... And how I know all of this: I am a teenager myself and I also just have to look at my two older sisters and three older brothers to know how we are.

.*.Messenger: Jake Pyndle.*. wrote:

<font color=Mercury>Larry Lurex's Girl wrote: Congrats!!! ...eww, you help'd in the populating of the world and you have brought pain to your woman, our species is perfect without having to grow fat with the cravings, growing an annoying, whining, Back - Chatting Child in our bellies or maybe more, and then going through the pain of releasing the little demon who will one day learn to speak, which leads to being a bastard in their teen years, and then going out, doing drugs, drinking alcohol, being depressed, having all sorts of diseases, costing you sooo much money with things like: 1) their social life (Going out with friends and doing 'stuff) 2) Medical bills (for like when they get into 'gang bangs' ((Which is gang fights, or when they're used as the bin and thrown through shop windows))) 3) School 4) The Teeth Guy (You know - the guy who checks them once a year and who I personally dislike for the fact that fluoride gives me a headache) 5) Smokes, Alcohol, Drug money 6) Clothes, Jewelry 7) CDs, MP3 Players/iPods and such, DVDs, and other stuff along those lines 8) ummm.... other reasons that they think of.... AND little babies (Mostly, it can carry on 'till the end of childhood ((12 years of age))) will wake you up in the middle of the night crying, or maybe having wet the bed (Which can carry on for most of their life) and then in their teen years they will be on your case about why you're soo over protective and why you don't let them do anything and they fill you with guilt when they compare you with their weird friends parents who don't give a shit about what they do (and believe me, every teenager has a friend like that) and then they will say many times that they hate you and call you a bitch/bastard/slack-o/wanker/dickhead, or anything along those lines, and I mean the list of things they do is endless.... And how I know all of this: I am a teenager myself and I also just have to look at my two older sisters and three older brothers to know how we are.

Hmm. Since I was a baby, I never wet myself, or shit myself either. I'm sure I'll spoil our child though! I don't know what else to say about your post and I didn't read half of it... too much to read.

<font color=Mercury>Larry Lurex's Girl wrote: Congrats!!! ...eww, you help'd in the populating of the world and you have brought pain to your woman, our species is perfect without having to grow fat with the cravings, growing an annoying, whining, Back - Chatting Child in our bellies or maybe more, and then going through the pain of releasing the little demon who will one day learn to speak, which leads to being a bastard in their teen years, and then going out, doing drugs, drinking alcohol, being depressed, having all sorts of diseases, costing you sooo much money with things like: 1) their social life (Going out with friends and doing 'stuff) 2) Medical bills (for like when they get into 'gang bangs' ((Which is gang fights, or when they're used as the bin and thrown through shop windows))) 3) School 4) The Teeth Guy (You know - the guy who checks them once a year and who I personally dislike for the fact that fluoride gives me a headache) 5) Smokes, Alcohol, Drug money 6) Clothes, Jewelry 7) CDs, MP3 Players/iPods and such, DVDs, and other stuff along those lines 8) ummm.... other reasons that they think of.... AND little babies (Mostly, it can carry on 'till the end of childhood ((12 years of age))) will wake you up in the middle of the night crying, or maybe having wet the bed (Which can carry on for most of their life) and then in their teen years they will be on your case about why you're soo over protective and why you don't let them do anything and they fill you with guilt when they compare you with their weird friends parents who don't give a shit about what they do (and believe me, every teenager has a friend like that) and then they will say many times that they hate you and call you a bitch/bastard/slack-o/wanker/dickhead, or anything along those lines, and I mean the list of things they do is endless.... And how I know all of this: I am a teenager myself and I also just have to look at my two older sisters and three older brothers to know how we are.

fatty wrote: Jake as in Jake Britt? You have got to be kidding. fatty.

.*.Messenger: Jake Pyndle.*. wrote: My Girlfriend, Jessica, and I are going to have a baby! She's four weeks pregnant :) It's our first of course! And I've known for two weeks! Only two of our friends know, all our family know though! I don't care if it's a boy or girl, as long as the baby is healthy!

Penetration_Guru wrote:

.*.Messenger: Jake Pyndle.*. wrote: My Girlfriend, Jessica, and I are going to have a baby! She's four weeks pregnant :) It's our first of course! And I've known for two weeks! Only two of our friends know, all our family know though! I don't care if it's a boy or girl, as long as the baby is healthy!

Condom broke eh? Bad luck...

CMU HistoryGirl wrote: Wow, I can't imagine being pregnant at 20... Heck, I can't imagine being pregnant now and I'm 24!

Erin wrote:

CMU HistoryGirl wrote: Wow, I can't imagine being pregnant at 20... Heck, I can't imagine being pregnant now and I'm 24!

I can't imagine being pregnant at 29. ;-)

Erin wrote:

CMU HistoryGirl wrote: Wow, I can't imagine being pregnant at 20... Heck, I can't imagine being pregnant now and I'm 24!

I can't imagine being pregnant at 29. ;-)

joxerthepanties-salesman wrote:

Erin wrote:

CMU HistoryGirl wrote: Wow, I can't imagine being pregnant at 20... Heck, I can't imagine being pregnant now and I'm 24!

I can't imagine being pregnant at 29. ;-)

must not...make suggestive...comment...in fear..of..mental....slap...{moves hand away from keyboard quickly and pours a stiff drink] ;-] ps congrats to the upcoming parents