I have received several emails in the last 8 days from Queen fans, some of them from QZ, some I know and some I don't, about William Fraser. I don't know if it's true or if it's someone having a joke... can anyone here shed any light on this please??????
Also... PLEASE STOP EMAILING ME NOW. I have all the details now thanx.
Apparently (allegedly) William was expelled from his school late last week for gross misconduct, specifically for being caught by two teachers, doing not very nice things in a stock cupboard, hunched over like a crab, with a Duran Duran 1985 Annual for girls (yes really - an actual Duran Duran book). I'm not sure of all the details, and I really don't want to know, but it all sounds rather unsavoury. It might have been slightly better had it been a Bananarama or Madonna annual from that year... but Duran Duran!!! Lord, it doesn't bear thinking about.
I know this sounds far-fetched, but by all accounts it happened on thursday and was greatly embarrassing for all concerned (especially some poor little kid in year 7 who saw some of it)... but you'll have to draw your own conclusions.
It's ironic that it's dear old Willy Fraser, because it's normally HIM that's casting aspersions about other people. This time the shoe is on the other sleazy foot Mr Fraser. Details of your unofficial afternoon Simon Le Bon playtime sessions are out... and when I say "out" I mean just that pal.
Apparently William would not normally have been expelled for his (alleged) hunched back secret 'deed', but it was the third time in 6 weeks he'd been caught, so this time he had to go.
If anyone knows William, or his family, and is likely to bump into him, or them, might I suggest you say nothing and just smile politely. Heaven knows how much grief he's had already (can you imagine the jokes!!!!!), he doesn't need more sordid quips to compound things. Let's all offer him our collective support during this time of humiliation. Let's all rise above it and avoid any sticky situations or encounters with Bill - no puns intended.
Keep your chin up Will. It will soon be old news, in 3 or 4 years time. For all we know it might all be a tissue of lies - no pun intended again.
I repeat: can anyone here shed any light on this please?????? But not too many details as I'm about to have a sandwich.
This is no big deal. I was caught knocking one out to a Shakin Stevens annual when I was 11 and it never did me any harm. It's all part of the magical process of growing up.
fatty.
That's hot. I used to wank to the "Rio" video when I was 12. And just the sound of Bryan Adams' voice.. ahh, the memories..
Edit: yes I know Bryan wasn't in Duran Duran. I was geing general.
<font color=Mercury>Larry Lurex's Girl wrote: Who's William Fraser?
he was the warden in dads army.cant imagine him wanking in the backroom and to be honest i dont really want to...
ps greg,dont expect the call from Simon Le Bon to help with their archives any time soon LOL :-}