"It looks pretty cloudy out there so I won't bother putting on my sunglasses today."
"20 Benson & Hedges, a box of matches and a copy of the Sun please."
Don't worry, I'll keep it under 30mph."
"If it's a boy, why don't we call him Andrew or Derek or Stephen?"
"No thanks, I'm full."
"Don't worry darling, I put that video cassette in a safe place."
"I think we can do without a drum solo, dont you?"
"I'm flattered but I'm old enough to be your father."
"Do you mind? I'm a happily married man."
"I'm sorry Brian but I think that's a terrible idea and it could very well ruin what little credibility we have left."
"I'm sure Rupert Murdoch doesn't mean it all too badly"
"They may be nazis, but they have a point"
"Get your hand away from there, girl!"
"No thanks, I'm on a diet"
"Oh come on Bri! They deserve those box-sets!"
"It's my turn to decide on our next project!"