-fatty- 2850 22.03.2007 14:34 |
"Patrick Moore is a twat." "Give me a short back and sides please." "I wonder how much I'd get for that guitar I made on ebay." "Do these clogs make me look stupid?" "Hiya John. Great to hear from you." "Okay I admit it. Hot Space was a load of old wank." "None taken." (on being told "no offence") "Poor Freddie must be spinning in his grave." "Hey I've got a good idea. Let's release some early live concert footage on DVD." "I don't think yet another greatest hits package is such a good idea after all." fatty. |
Matias Merçeauroix 22.03.2007 14:44 |
xDDDDDDD "Hey I've got a good idea. Let's release some early live concert footage on DVD." |
Erin 22.03.2007 14:48 |
fatty wrote: "Hey I've got a good idea. Let's release some early live concert footage on DVD."Sad, but true. *sigh* |
Killer Queenie 22.03.2007 15:23 |
haha... no comment =) |
Saint Jiub 22.03.2007 15:34 |
Very amusing. Fatty is QZ's little ray of sunshine. |
bigV 22.03.2007 15:40 |
Number 11: "I think I'll switch my instrument from guitar to drums for the next album." V. |
user name 22.03.2007 15:56 |
Let's light up a fag. |
violonbleu 22.03.2007 16:08 |
Number 12: "I sing good" Number 13: "My Red Special is blue" Number 14: "I talked to Freddie yesterday, and, well, he feels too that the new Queen + Paul Rodgers album will be better than Innuendo" Number 15: "Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head,, Pulled my trigger, now he's dead, (...)" Number 16: "Tomorrow I will be 98 year's old, and I'm sure you will be happy with the coming 15th Queen + Paul Rodgers album" Number 17: "I tell you Freddie, even us, your best friends, were believing that you were dead from AID virus. The fans will be happy that you join us for the new QPR album, it will be great!" Number 18: "Smoking is healthy" Number 19: "I'm happy that I just killed this silly hedgehog" Number 20: "I love you Roger, and you are so beautiful" |
violonbleu 22.03.2007 16:12 |
Number 21: "During Spring 1923 I met you but you didn't see me because I was not born; I read it in the stars." |
thomasquinn 32989 22.03.2007 16:15 |
"Who cares about those damn seels? They make fine coats" "I don't give a light about those leaked demos" "You know what, never mind" "Who cares about those reviewers anyway?" |
user name 22.03.2007 16:32 |
I don't have an opinion on that matter. |
its_a_hard_life 26994 22.03.2007 16:34 |
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Ohhhhh, this is good! |
brian-harold-may 26643 22.03.2007 16:39 |
ha ha these are good although i dont agree with number twelve. he will never say it but he does sing good. i have a perm |
Sharon G.Queen Fan 22.03.2007 16:44 |
No. 22 Q + PR can be good. |
Freddie's #1 Fan Forever 22.03.2007 17:05 |
"Without Freddie, no one really gives a damn about the rest of Queen." |
magicalfreddiemercury 22.03.2007 17:07 |
<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote: I don't have an opinion on that matter.LOL! Excellent. |
Elizabeth Knightson 22.03.2007 17:12 |
"WWRY sucks" |
DavidRFuller 22.03.2007 17:43 |
"I rather like Don't Stop Me Now" |
bigV 22.03.2007 18:13 |
"John Deacon has decided to come out of retirement and rejoin the band." "Sure, there will be a DVD of Live at Brixton." To Greg Brooks: "You're f***ing fired!" V. |
Sebastian 22.03.2007 19:01 |
Beyonce isn't a goddess. |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 22.03.2007 19:19 |
im Anita Dobson |
beautifulsoup 22.03.2007 20:31 |
"Mika has no talent." |
sparrow 21754 22.03.2007 21:11 |
'anyone up for a barbecue?' |
Freddies Delilah 23.03.2007 09:17 |
Cigarettes? Sure, light me one! Great ones, fatty :D |
beautifulsoup 23.03.2007 12:28 |
"Anybody got an extra guitar pick on them?" "ANNOUNCE: Rare Queen Demo! Enjoy!" "And here's a picture of Freddie's....erm...'equipment'....in Glorious Stereo!" |
Daniel vZ 23.03.2007 12:35 |
Shall I get a haircut?? |
you_rock_my_socks06 23.03.2007 13:02 |
'I think I will have my hair straight today.' |
deleted user 23.03.2007 13:17 |
'Y'know Mika doesn't need me to fight his battles for him, I think I'll leave it be.' |
Crezchi 23.03.2007 14:14 |
'I am the all mighty Poodle bitch' 'Fuck this Mac, i am switching to a IBM compat.' |
brian-harold-may 26643 23.03.2007 15:37 |
Sparrow wrote: 'anyone up for a barbecue?'actually brian had a barbecue for his birthday afew years ago. vegetarian barbecues are actually quite nice. barbecued corn on the cob is great. |
brENsKi 23.03.2007 17:20 |
45a. - we got our finger out and are releasing those anthology boxsets next month 45.b - that anita dobson album i produced - musically it was really cool and didn't sound a bit like my stuff 45.c - we sacked paul rodgers as we awere starting to sound like smile 45.d - we're not releasing any more compilations/live cds unless they have a equal amount of songs written by each of us - those last cds had far too many of my songs on them 45.e - i am really jealous of freddie - feel a bit like Macca in the years after John died 46. - the next queen +/- tour will have a setlist of Freddie only songs 47. - missed the lunar eclipse the other night as i was busy skuttling Anita up the dirtbox |
JoxerTheDeityPirate 23.03.2007 18:17 |
<font color=green>Bren<font color=orange>ski wrote: 45a. - we got our finger out and are releasing those anthology boxsets next month 45.b - that anita dobson album i produced - musically it was really cool and didn't sound a bit like my stuff 45.c - we sacked paul rodgers as we awere starting to sound like smile 45.d - we're not releasing any more compilations/live cds unless they have a equal amount of songs written by each of us - those last cds had far too many of my songs on them 45.e - i am really jealous of freddie - feel a bit like Macca in the years after John died 46. - the next queen +/- tour will have a setlist of Freddie only songs 47. - missed the lunar eclipse the other night as i was busy skuttling Anita up the dirtbox47 was the other way round |
sparrow 21754 23.03.2007 19:36 |
Brian-Harold-May wrote:i shouldve specified that it was a carnivorous one >.< my bad!Sparrow wrote: 'anyone up for a barbecue?'actually brian had a barbecue for his birthday afew years ago. vegetarian barbecues are actually quite nice. barbecued corn on the cob is great. |
Sweetie 23.03.2007 20:52 |
Mike Van wrote: Very amusing. Fatty is QZ's little ray of sunshine.I soo agree |
rocks. 23.03.2007 23:02 |
"Hey I've got a good idea. Let's release some early live concert footage on DVD." "I don't think yet another greatest hits package is such a good idea after all." ROFLMAO! BAHHHAHAHAHA!!! I also quite like the "anyone up for a barbeque" ROFLMAO! |
Knute 24.03.2007 00:49 |
"I'll be back later Anita, I'm going fox hunting with a group of rock journalists." |
Sweetie 24.03.2007 03:19 |
joxerthemighty wrote:bahahaha, and how would you know Jox?<font color=green>Bren<font color=orange>ski wrote: 45a. - we got our finger out and are releasing those anthology boxsets next month 45.b - that anita dobson album i produced - musically it was really cool and didn't sound a bit like my stuff 45.c - we sacked paul rodgers as we awere starting to sound like smile 45.d - we're not releasing any more compilations/live cds unless they have a equal amount of songs written by each of us - those last cds had far too many of my songs on them 45.e - i am really jealous of freddie - feel a bit like Macca in the years after John died 46. - the next queen +/- tour will have a setlist of Freddie only songs 47. - missed the lunar eclipse the other night as i was busy skuttling Anita up the dirtbox47 was the other way round |
Raststätte-Knödel 24.03.2007 05:40 |
I don't have anything to complain about on my soapbox |
MarkieKnopflie 24.03.2007 11:44 |
Good Topic "My computer is so cold" "All my trees are dead" "I hate stars" "I've got a bad-hair day" |
sparrow 21754 24.03.2007 13:28 |
Knute wrote: "I'll be back later Anita, I'm going fox hunting with a group of rock journalists."lmao!!! |
Nathan 24.03.2007 15:02 |
"Everyone, and I do mean EVERYONE should have a profile on MySpace. It's the bees knees." |
Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 24.03.2007 15:06 |
"Roger, what do you think? should I straighten my hair for our new music video?" |
sparrow 21754 24.03.2007 20:03 |
"yes this is a perm" |
brENsKi 25.03.2007 16:47 |
joxerthemighty wrote:how do you "skuttle a lunar eclipse up the dirtbox"?<font color=green>Bren<font color=orange>ski wrote: 47. - missed the lunar eclipse the other night as i was busy skuttling Anita up the dirtbox47 was the other way round |
blerp 25.03.2007 19:52 |
Err, only fatty's are good... |
All I Hear Is Radio Gaga 25.03.2007 22:53 |
I love meat |
beautifulsoup 26.03.2007 07:35 |
la paix wrote: Err, only fatty's are good...But they're inspiring. :P |
john bodega 26.03.2007 07:47 |
"That charity gig we're doing tonight - no encore. Hell, the little cripples only pay half price anyway." "Oprah - the other black meat". |
Another queen fanatic 27.03.2007 15:24 |
The red special would get the barbie going. Hmm fancy a 100% meat burger anyone ok this reply jsut isnt funny |
Asterik 02.04.2007 18:26 |
"It's absolutely wrong to let boy bands murder our songs" "Let's change the writing credit for "I Want it All" from May back to Queen" "gosh my guitar solo is just too long" |
sparrow 21754 02.04.2007 23:35 |
"i think ill go clubbing today.... BABY SEAL CLUBBING" ....... too much? |
Jesspit 03.04.2007 04:41 |
Sparrow wrote: "i think ill go clubbing today.... BABY SEAL CLUBBING" ....... too much?lmao... that made me laugh eww..there goes my cereal... :S |
AmeriQueen 03.04.2007 08:27 |
Here's 3 more things you won't hear him say: "Pardon me, do you have a light?" "Lead on Bush and Blair. Show us the way." "God bless our wonderful media for all they've done." |
+daydreamer+ 04.04.2007 20:52 |
"I think I'll drink about 6 bottles of whiskey before we go onstage." |
mayniac316 04.04.2007 21:25 |
"I'm a people person" "God, am I trendy or what?" "I am the greatest guitarist that has ever lived" "That new housing development is just splendid !!" "What a piece of shit..." (referring to RS) |
+daydreamer+ 05.04.2007 17:27 |
"My pillow goes everywhere with me." |