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Discussion #971578
QueenZone discussion #971578
3 Important Questions and 3 Enriching Answers.
3 Important Questions and 3 Enriching Answers.
Ale Solan
15.03.2007 11:24
Q: What do you get when you cross a fly with an elephant?
A: A zipper that never forgets.
Q: Where does virgin wool come from?
A: Ugly sheeps.
Q: How do you tell when a moth farts?
A: It flies in a straight line.