| Deacon Fan 10.03.2007 02:44 |
Time to confess... here's my list: - some kind of little hook thing to hold up a clothesline (when I was very little, only item ever stolen from a regular store) - someone's jockstrap from the floor of the locker room in 7th grade (ah yeah) - a bottle of Horsey Sauce from a table at Arby's (instant karma: when it was nearly empty I discovered a fly in it, no shit) - many ashtrays from various fast food places (just slip 'em in the sack!) - $10 extra change given to me at KFC which I kept I think that's it. And all of the above was prior to 1994 I believe.. I dunno why I remember that but anyway. So am I going to hell? |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 10.03.2007 05:52 |
peter freestones identity |
| The prophet's song 10.03.2007 06:01 |
I so far haven't progressed from plastic cutlery from The Curry House (for when we have brie cheese and crackers in the mall..long story) but the ammount of people I know who used to steal those lolly pops that had the spice girls stickers in them and Pro-Yo's fro Deka is staggering! |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 10.03.2007 06:03 |
I stole a packet of Pokemon cards when I was about 10. I think that's it. |
| The prophet's song 10.03.2007 06:17 |
<b><font color=009966>?Freya? wrote: I stole a packet of Pokemon cards when I was about 10. I think that's it.People stole those from Deka too! Ahh, they really needed a security guard at that place, no wonder it shut down |
| iGSM 10.03.2007 07:21 |
I stole toothpaste once. Damn advertisements. Also marbles from my cousin and a Gameboy too. It was fucked so...less stealing and more liberating. |
| thomasquinn 32989 10.03.2007 08:37 |
I've never stolen anything, quite honestly. Having said that, I do agree with a Dutch bisshop (yes, really, I agree with a religious leader here) who has stated that if one is too poor to buy food, he/she may steal it. |
| deleted user 10.03.2007 09:05 |
Haha. I stole a little 5 cent bottle of that crap, it's like tongue drops. I think I was around 4 years old. Oh, and I stole this cat from my neighbor. They still don't know I have it. They thought it ran away, and they even had a little funeral... :P |
| john bodega 10.03.2007 09:20 |
A HUMAN HEART. |
| 7 seas of Rhye 10.03.2007 09:32 |
I used to steal people's cigarettes when I was little. If I saw someone smoking, I'd take their cigarette and say, "Your going to die, you know." |
| Janet 10.03.2007 09:33 |
I stole Lenny from Karen when I was sixteen...... ;-) |
| Winter Land Man 10.03.2007 10:44 |
I stole money from my parents. I stole cigarettes from my Mom. That's all I've ever stolen. But the money added up quite a bit. |
| KillerQueen840 10.03.2007 11:36 |
I've never stolen anything in my life. Maybe when I was younger, I might've stolen stuff from my brother (in that case I would've given it back), but never from a business. |
| you_rock_my_socks06 10.03.2007 11:40 |
A rubber from primary school A rubber from my next door neighbour (Sorry Doris!) A penny sweet. I think I was around 6 when these incidents happened. |
| Deacon Fan 10.03.2007 13:18 |
<font color=Puce>Dobbies<font size=1>Wot wrote: Haha. Oh, and I stole this cat from my neighbor. They still don't know I have it. They thought it ran away, and they even had a little funeral... :PWow. That's more like kidnapping. You're evil. :) *catnapping |
| Killer Queenie 10.03.2007 15:08 |
I stole: - Rocks (WTF?!) - Pencils (yes I know...) - Money (from my mother of cause...( err... Other things... dunno what... |
| Carol! the Musical 10.03.2007 15:47 |
Hmmm... the only thing that sticks out in my mind is this little Hello Kitty thing to put on top of your pencil.. My friend dropped all of her things on the floor, and I helped her pick it up. I saw that adorably useless thing there, and I took it. I still have it, buahahahahhaa... |
| sparrow 21754 10.03.2007 15:51 |
ive stolen alot of things. im a baaad girl :-p nah ive just stolen meaningless things like candy or osmething....other than that i cant remember most recent is a really pretty scarf. i actually took it on accident! what happened was i tried on a dress and it had these straler things. i thought i put the scarf back but it was a streamer i guess, cuz i looked down when i walked out of the mall with the scarf in my arms. noone caught me! so its mine :-p |
| inu-liger 11.03.2007 01:33 |
/confession mode ON -Money from my mom (haven't we all?), and sometimes other people -Pokemon cards from Wal-Mart (back when they had them out in the open :P ) -Some Leslie Nielsen b-movie DVD from aforementioned Wal-Mart (would probably count as my "first" DVD :P....but that honor in legitimate terms would be Queen's "We Will Rock You" DTS re-issue DVD) -M2M "Don't Say You Love Me" CD-Single from HMV (back when they had the security tags on the OUTSIDE of the packaging) -Those Harry Potter "school books" (from some girl I knew from the last northside area neighbourhood I lived in in this city) -eBay items (basically, sometimes I would get the items BEFORE I would "pay" for them...:P) -Candy from grocery stores....when I was really little :P And probably some other stuff I can't remember atm... |
| deleted user 11.03.2007 04:06 |
ok, There's been like Chocolate and stuff (by the sounds of it, everyone has though) Money from my mumsie :P ummm I think I took some pencils from my friend last year... and a bottle of nail polish from the $2 shop... |
| Poo, again 11.03.2007 05:26 |
I've stolen a dinosaur. |
| iGSM 11.03.2007 06:32 |
One of those spongy dinosaurs? Awesome. |
| Deacon Fan 11.03.2007 08:58 |
Okay, I think Dobbies and inu-liger are our two worst offenders so far. Just my opinion ;) |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 11.03.2007 11:41 |
a church bell the church clock a groups PA system and drum kit and synths |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 11.03.2007 11:59 |
joxerthemighty wrote: a groups PA system and drum kit and synthsWow, your good!!!!! Hahahahaha. xDDDDDD |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 11.03.2007 12:08 |
Oh, I forgot, from my old school I stole: 3 rulers (By mistake) A Harry Potter book from the library (by mistake) 1000 pieces of A4 printer paper (Quite obviously on purpose.) |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 11.03.2007 12:24 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:still got a synth :-]joxerthemighty wrote: a groups PA system and drum kit and synthsWow, your good!!!!! Hahahahaha. xDDDDDD |
| galileo_figaro_magnifico 11.03.2007 14:43 |
Oh, and I stole this cat from my neighbor. They still don't know I have it. They thought it ran away, and they even had a little funeral... :PROFL!!! thats amazing... |
| Killer Queenie 11.03.2007 14:47 |
oh yah!! I stole 2 books from school - hehe I'm a naughty girl =) |
| Poo, again 11.03.2007 14:53 |
Oh yeah, I've stolen like a million pens from school. I'm so naughty. |
| deleted user 11.03.2007 20:53 |
well....once...I stole a pair of shoes. rofl. They were a brand new pair of Pumas...and lol. Somebody left them in the locker room of my ballet school...So I just picked them up >_<... and I stole a pair of pointe shoes too XXDD |
| Vincent. 11.03.2007 21:03 |
hmmm... I stole an Avril Lavinge CD from my aunt... Hmmmm... I've stolen candy and stuff like that, too. Pencils from school... A frisbee off of some booth at career day... that's about it, I think. |
| The Mir@cle 12.03.2007 03:54 |
2 cars 1000 diamonds 6 lives well, just that |
| eenaweena 12.03.2007 05:52 |
candy, paper. oh. and a pencil. quite pathetic, i know. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 12.03.2007 06:46 |
Miami Vice wrote: You people are a bunch of crooks!well,i am a cornishman you know... |
| iGSM 12.03.2007 07:53 |
And I'm Australian so therefore I'm a criminal...disregarding the fact that my heritage is Scottish. |
| Mr.Jingles 12.03.2007 09:17 |
I only stole something once and I deeply regret it. Back when I was like 7 there were there little plastic figurines with all the Looney Tunes characters that came with bags of snacks. I wanted to collect them all, so at some point I had all of them except for The Roadrunner. For the longest time I kept looking for the friggin' Roadrunner, but no luck. One day my mom took me to visit one of her friends and her son happened to have dropped all of his toys by accident including some of those plastic Looney Tunes figurines, and what do I find? The Roadrunner! I thought to myself, OK should I do this or not? So my evil side told me to help him pick up the toys while I stepped on The Roadrunner, so the moment he wasn't looking I took it and put it in my pocket. Ironically not too long after that what do I find in my snacks?... You guessed right. |
| iGSM 12.03.2007 09:49 |
You thief. |
| kimmithee 12.03.2007 11:00 |
me and two of my friends stole a bottle of the lotion called Japanese something from Bath and Body Works....the store was in a mall and we never got caught......it was last year when i was little i stole gum and candy... a couple of years ago i stole a cigerette from my grandmother(whose still alive(she's in her 60's now, and still smokes)) stole money from my brother and parents and thats about it... |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 12.03.2007 11:28 |
iGSM wrote: And I'm Australian so therefore I'm a criminal...disregarding the fact that my heritage is Scottish.woah,you poor thing,you have my sympathies but i feel sorry for your buddies...an aussie that never buys a drink |
| Mr.Jingles 12.03.2007 12:07 |
All of you people who have stolen money from their parents give me another good reason why I don't want to have kids. |
| you_rock_my_socks06 13.03.2007 16:35 |
John Deacon. |
| Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 13.03.2007 16:51 |
lots of cars, tv's, stereos, about $10 000, this computer, a bunch of coke form a dealer.. hehe not really, I think mmmm.... a wrist band from a friend, haha |
| thenymphinyellow 14.03.2007 09:47 |
i started to eat a packet of gum once in the shop and then mum found me... ooooh what a day... |
| sparrow 21754 14.03.2007 14:22 |
ive stolen many hearts XD |
| deleted user 14.03.2007 15:29 |
I hear talk of stolen hearts, but where's the stolen virginity ? :P |
| sparrow 21754 14.03.2007 15:34 |
its top secret charles, if i told you, i may have to kill you. :-p |
| Sweetie 15.03.2007 03:54 |
iGSM wrote: And I'm Australian so therefore I'm a criminal...disregarding the fact that my heritage is Scottish.tee hee, my something amount of great uncle (or maybe grandfathers) was a pirate - Captain William Kidd |
| Deacon Fan 15.03.2007 04:17 |
Miami Vice wrote: How many naive boys have had their innocense stolen by the sex kittens that prowl this site? I wonder ...I dunno, but that reminds me.. I stole a package of strawberry incense from my brother once. Man that stuff smells nice. If he'd found out, perhaps he would have been incensed! |
| iGSM 15.03.2007 04:56 |
Mmm, yes, yes. That IS true. I never buy drinks. Fucking bastards. Buy your own drinks. Plus I'm sure I've got some Irish in me too and that...other one. English. |
| Queenluv4Life 15.03.2007 19:35 |
I stole a math textbook from school ( By accident i didnt even kno i had it!) and when i was seven i stole a kitty coloring book from one of my friends.(She found out eventually).XD |