| THELIGHT 18.02.2007 19:16 |
I NOTICED IT 2WICE. people dissed u2 calling then names and then alot of poeple called mj peopdophile and shit like that are they bitter cause freddie fucked men and caught aids. these people who diss other artists simply becasue they are living and continuing, is very sad. there responses have really made me sick of these fourums, and frankly of queen music. u people need 2 get a life--get married, travel the world.. queen died in 1991----freeddie was a butfucer-that is a fact--calling other artists gay is an understatment since ur main man was ,wont change that. |
| Smitty 18.02.2007 20:08 |
YES!!! NEW SIGNATURE ADDITION!!! Sir, you have made my day. Oh, and just to cater to your aggression: Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record? A: "Feel the World." Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song? A: "Don't let your son go down on me." Rumor has it that Michael Jackson is in Switzerland undergoing cosmetic surgery on his pecker. Then the description the California Justice Dept got from the little boy won't fit anymore. Another rumor has it that he's finally going all the way and changing gender entirely. Michael Jackson first wanted to look like Diana Ross, then a white person, now he wants to be A ROMAN CATHOLIC PRIEST. Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson. Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy? A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!" Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road? A: "I'll be there!" If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long. Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song? A: "And then he touched me" I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson. Q: Why does Michael Jackson have a tough guy reputation? A: He has licked every kid possible. Michael Jackson's found a way to stymie that L.A. search warrant: He's invited Lorena Bobbitt over. Q: What do Michael Jackson and Miss Bobbit have in common? A: They both played with little wieners. Q: Did you hear Micheal Jackson was found dead? A: He got food poisoning from an 11 year old wiener. Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision? A: Foreplay. Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? A: Both get turned on by kids!!! Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks. Q: What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common? A: They both know how to rear a child. Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA? A: He's a crack shooter. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? A: One was the first man to moonwalk, and the other f***s little boys. It was reported the other day that Michael Jackson wants to be one of the first civilians to travel into space. A spokesperson for NASA said, "We're fine with the idea but the only problem is Jackson insists on coming back". Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite holiday? A: Christmas because he gives the well behaved kids a special gift... Q: What does Micheal Jackson eat after his Chrismas dinner? A: An under eight. Q: Where's Michael going on holiday? A: He's off to Tampa with the kids. Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to K Mart? A: He heard they had small boys pants half off. Q: What does Michael Jackson think of when he sees a boy in a McDonald's suit? A: A happy meal. The new burger at McDonald's is called the McJackson. It consists of matured beef between two fresh white buns. Q: What did Michael Jackson order at the Chinese restaraunt? A: Sum Yung Boy! Q: What do Michael's rear and an LA jail have in common? A: Both hold the juice. Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his! Q: Why does Michael Jackson want to move to Ohio? A: He heard there's a Youngstown there. Q: What's Micheal Jackson's Chinese name? A: Melikeemyoung. Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room? A: He was choking on a small bone! Q: What's 6 + 46 + 5? A: A threesome with Michael Jackson. Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boyfriends? A: Bec |
| The Real Wizard 18.02.2007 22:33 |
Three cheers for perpetuating the ignorance. |
| Dan C. 18.02.2007 22:42 |
I was thinking (roughly) the same thing. |
| Winter Land Man 18.02.2007 23:12 |
FruitLoops Comedy Corner KIDS 'N CANDY! Question What does Michael Jackson's penis look like? Answer A candycane...why else did you think kids were attracted to him? |
| Mustapha_Ibrahim 19.02.2007 01:04 |
Wow, just when I thought I had seen every kind of brainless people in the internet... Is there no stop to all this spamming? Why do Freddie fans diss other artists?! Is it me or you came here to diss Freddie in the first place? Get a life. |
| Mustapha_Ibrahim 19.02.2007 01:10 |
Oh and btw, MJ is a great artist... I mean, WAS a great artist up until HIStory. Freddie died in the top of his career of a tragical disease like aids. MJ died as an artist a few years later. Never to be seen again. |
| YourValentine 19.02.2007 03:08 |
moved to the personal forum |
| deleted user 19.02.2007 08:55 |
Wow. |
| Sergei. 19.02.2007 09:20 |
A butfucer? XD Sounds like a working class job. "Oh, Miranda, what does Frank do?" "He's a butfucer, makes 4.50 an hour. His boss is a real dick." |
| Matias Merçeauroix 19.02.2007 10:05 |
hey, MJ is an amazing artist |
| deleted user 19.02.2007 12:01 |
Jokes are funnier when they're founded in reality - or actually ... you know, funny. For instance, this is probably the ONLY place I've seen anyone stick up for MJ - outside of one girl who was in my psychology class. And most people here defend any, what was it supposed to be ? - bumfucking that went on (they just wish some latex had been in place). : / If this isn't a joke... that's just sad. |
| Mr.Jingles 19.02.2007 12:42 |
It's indeed incredibly difficult to defend Michael Jackson nowdays. I was a MJ fan way back in the 80s when everybody liked him, but as he got whiter, weirder, and his music got crappier, it was time for me to come to the realization that MJ had lost whatever made him great once. |
| The Real Wizard 19.02.2007 13:52 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: It's indeed incredibly difficult to defend Michael Jackson nowdays.Not for me. When you consider the thought that MJ has money, and that family after family took their kids to his home only to create false accusations with hopes of getting him to settle out of court (and thus pay them off for millions of $$) just to shut up.... it's not hard to defend him at all. Anyone who is aware of the facts and chooses to use common sense on this subject knows the trial was a sham. They wanted to get the kids to testify against MJ by confirming that pictures of his naked body were familar to them (as if they'd be busy studying his body while allegedly being molested)! It later came out that the photographer was a family friend. I could go on for ages with examples... Sure, he's incredibly weird and has done some stupid things, but the media has helped tarnish his reputation. However, as a public figure, it's his own fault for doing the stupid things he has done (those that can be proven, of course), like holding his baby off the balcony. But things have been exaggerated to the point that MJ has become a household name for this generation, and not for his musical accomplishments. It's a shame, and in the end, I feel sorry for the guy for becoming such a target of jokes in the mainstream. Maybe in ten years when MJ's stories don't make money anymore, the media will apologize, like they did for Pee Wee Herman. <font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: For instance, this is probably the ONLY place I've seen anyone stick up for MJ - outside of one girl who was in my psychology class.And that's a shame. Maybe you can take this post seriously and help a few people think about it, at least. Remember... the majority of people aren't going to do what's unconventional. It's easier to follow the crowd, no matter how right or wrong they are. Perhaps you can be the odd one out, and maybe you'll ultimately find it to be satisfying. |
| Eviltwin 19.02.2007 13:52 |
DECRONIC wrote: I NOTICED IT 2WICE. people dissed u2 calling then names and then alot of poeple called mj peopdophile and shit like that are they bitter cause freddie fucked men and caught aids. these people who diss other artists simply becasue they are living and continuing, is very sad. there responses have really made me sick of these fourums, and frankly of queen music. u people need 2 get a life--get married, travel the world.. queen died in 1991----freeddie was a butfucer-that is a fact--calling other artists gay is an understatment since ur main man was ,wont change that.was one of those 2 times you? link |
| brENsKi 19.02.2007 13:52 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: as he got whiter, weirder, and his music got crappier, it was time for me to come to the realization that MJ had lost whatever made him great once.MacCauley Culkin? ;-) |