Murder
Rape
Heroin
Cockadink
Monica Lewinsky
Bill Clinton's cigar (the one he dipped in Monica)
Painful Death
Bird Shit
Britney Spears
Bawbie Bell
Spammers
Lollipops
Bridges
Dink Weeds
Magic Wheat
Lint
Snowplow
Bruce N Dale
Freddie Mercury
Brian Wilson
Bruce Almstrum
Shady Blackbelt
George Bush
Klaus Meine
Beating On Women
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Murder = Only idiots commit them so they go to jail and we get rid of them. 50% of the cases.
Rape = Ugly women/men can ask for a reenactment of the case.
Heroin = It kills morons.
Cockadink = They eventually die too.
Monica Lewinsky = Her knees are made of Titanium.
Bill Clinton's cigar (the one he dipped in Monica) = Got lost inside her.
Painful Death = If you're dead you can't feel the pain.
Bird Shit = It doesn't smell.
Britney Spears = Her "musical" career is dead.
Bawbie Bell = Good he lives in Kansas and doesn't here.
Spammers = They increase sites' traffic and raise their monetary profits.
Lollipops = You can suck them and people won't think you're gay.
Bridges = If you're sailing, they protect you from Sun (during a sunny day) for about 5 seconds average.
Dink Weeds = They can hide the weed you smoke.
Magic Wheat = Is not magic.
Lint = It will keep away from your crib that allergic & annoying friend you have.
Snowplow = They are sexy.
Bruce N Dale = No idea who they are but they seem to be positive fuckaz.
Freddie Mercury = He was gay and never married Mary Austin or he'd have ended up homeless and in bankruptcy.
Brian Wilson = He never was a surfer.
Bruce Almstrum = His wife was blind.
Shady Blackbelt = Another nice fucka I don't know.
George Bush = Who?
Klaus Meine = Thank God he wore that hat almost all the time.
Beating On Women = No idea about that movie.