| JoxerTheDeityPirate 26.01.2007 19:48 |
for the last 50 weeks ive been on a shit load of prescription pills to combat my diabetes and a severely fractured left foot and even though im still waiting to see a surgeon regarding said foot my G.P has finally taken me off ALL my medication. i finally feel like my old me again,its been a very tough year but ive done it my blood sugar levels are now under control by diet only. therefore im throwing a virtual party and everyone is invited. there will be virtual booze and other goodies for those who like that sort of thing. there will be a virtual Queen karaoke and disco so you can all sing along and request any song you like to hear,virtually. the party will carry on til the last person goes and there will be virtual fireworks throughout the event,but feel free to lite your own with me. so cheers my darlings and ENJOY!! ive just lit the first virtual rocket.a glistening red whizz,and MY LIFE HAS BEEN SAVED is accompanying the pyrotechnic...woooooo! |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 26.01.2007 20:11 |
Miami Vice wrote: Three cheers for Jox! HIP HIP HOORAY! ... HIP HIP HOORAY! ... HIP HIP HOORAY!have a virtual beer danny! |
| deleted user 26.01.2007 20:18 |
How old do you have to be to virtually drink? |
| steven 35638 26.01.2007 20:23 |
*starts the virtual Queen jukebox and plays Party* |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 26.01.2007 20:23 |
<font color=space>sweden_man wrote: How old do you have to be to virtually drink?as old as you like.grab a virtual beer,theres virtual strippers in the parlour room and the virtual song playing at the moment is party. get ready for the next virtual firework,its called a sonic boom,let me know if you here it.. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 26.01.2007 20:35 |
there it goes...BOOM! hope you all heard it.. the virtual jukebox is now playing brighton rock and im cracking open the virtual jack daniel's |
| deleted user 26.01.2007 20:35 |
I believe the virtual song Party is over, so I think I'll play Don't Stop Me Now. (Music starts and sweden_man grabs a beer and walks into the next room to watch the smokin' hot strippers who I hope are female) *edit* I didn't see the previous post at the time, so Don't Stop Me Now will play after Brighton Rock. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 26.01.2007 20:41 |
the virtual male strippers for those inclined are in the virtual study room,a virtual john deacon is in the parlour. |
| steven 35638 26.01.2007 20:41 |
Everybody do the waltz!!! *The Millionaire Waltz starts being played* Come on! Don't be shy! |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 26.01.2007 20:59 |
the next firework called a shining wizard is next off,it is very colourful,and should be seen for miles. john seems preoccupied for some reason. theres a chill out room next to the parlour |
| beautifulsoup 26.01.2007 21:06 |
I volunteer to be the designated driver, so drink away, folks. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 26.01.2007 21:09 |
beautifulsoup wrote: I volunteer to be the designated driver, so drink away, folks.welcome,and enjoy the party! theres virtual non alcholic drinks in the cooler in the kitchen if you want one |
| deleted user 26.01.2007 21:36 |
I just grabbed my 5th virtual beer and try to play Bicycle Race on the jukebox, but some song by Britney Spears starts playing. Some guy looks at me weird, so I just kick the jukebox really hard and Bicycle Race starts playing. The guy walks away and I feel really embarrassed. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 26.01.2007 21:37 |
im gonna grab a virtual beer and enjoy the company for a while.would someone else like to lite the next firework.? |
| deleted user 27.01.2007 01:33 |
Errrr....*virtually sits and doesn't dance with anyone......* |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 27.01.2007 07:25 |
Miami Vice wrote: Jox iam setting off a hand grenade in the back garden!thats cool! a flying fish roman candle is now lit and can be seen around the world any squirrels and the 'like' killed in explosion can go on the barbie and save me opening a packet of frozen snorkers dont stop me now has just finished on the virtual jukebox and someone is now thinking of starting the virtual karaoke im gonna ask Anna to have a virtual dance with me, |
| deleted user 27.01.2007 11:59 |
^ Woot! *starts virtually dancing* XD |
| deleted user 27.01.2007 13:34 |
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| deleted user 27.01.2007 13:34 |
Hey, I don't have anyone to virtually dance with!!! Oh well. (Keep Yourself Alive starts playing virtually) |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 27.01.2007 17:43 |
just had to drag a major celebrity away from one of the girls.naughty boy! the squirrels are ready to eat so tuck in. the next firework is in the air,it makes gandalfs look like a phut phut.wweeeee the virtual jukebox is sounding very quiet though |
| Sweetie 27.01.2007 18:59 |
I wanna listen to I want it all!! someone put it on the virtual jukebox!! |
| deleted user 27.01.2007 20:01 |
*dress rips*....Uh oh... |
| deleted user 27.01.2007 20:35 |
Thanks Danny! *starts dancing again* :D :D :D :D *tango* xD |
| deleted user 27.01.2007 20:41 |
I must say this is the most fun virtual party I've ever been to! |
| deleted user 27.01.2007 20:42 |
^ Ditto! *dances to "Dead On Time"* |
| Sweetie 27.01.2007 23:04 |
Hang on, I can't see through what ever's on my head...that sounds kinda scary too... :S, anywho, which way to the food? |
| Freddies Delilah 28.01.2007 03:43 |
*starts virtually trying to work out the jukebox* Maybe this button'll work... *Somebody To Love starts virtually playing* Score!! *Starts virtually dancing alone. Badly, but I don't care!* |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 28.01.2007 20:27 |
a large virtual tv is currently showing the royal rumble while danny tucks into some squirrel and a very large firework flies into the sky,for health and safety reasons i must ask spectators to stand 25 metres away |
| Sweetie 28.01.2007 22:44 |
Miami Vice wrote:YAY!!<font color=Mercury>Larry Lurex's Girl wrote: Hang on, I can't see through what ever's on my head...that sounds kinda scary too... :S, anywho, which way to the food?Its just a lampshade on your head. And follow me to the barbie. is it a pretty lampshade? |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 29.01.2007 14:25 |
Miami Vice wrote:you could be nearer the truth than you planned,RAF CULDROSE is just down the road,and the last time i did a REAL firework display in the area i was payed a visit by them coz i was using distress flares!joxerthemighty wrote: a large virtual tv is currently showing the royal rumble while danny tucks into some squirrel and a very large firework flies into the sky,for health and safety reasons i must ask spectators to stand 25 metres awayI have become addicted to this barbecued squirrel! And the R.A.F. just phoned, they are concerned about the gigantic fireworks displays. Something about them disrupting air traffic. glad you like the squirrel and theres badger legs available too.. and the lampshade hat looks very fetching dear |
| Sweetie 29.01.2007 16:47 |
Miami Vice wrote:Tee Hee!!<font color=Mercury>Larry Lurex's Girl wrote:It is a lovely shade of pink! What side dishes would you like with your squirrel?Miami Vice wrote:YAY!! is it a pretty lampshade?<font color=Mercury>Larry Lurex's Girl wrote: Hang on, I can't see through what ever's on my head...that sounds kinda scary too... :S, anywho, which way to the food?Its just a lampshade on your head. And follow me to the barbie. umm... a Dolphins brain...and some horse feet |
| deleted user 29.01.2007 23:24 |
I'm a bit sick of Queenzone....I think I'll take a 2 month break. See ya in two months suckers!!!!! |
| iron eagle 29.01.2007 23:53 |
wish i was off my diabetes pill... do you take cinnamon to help stabilize or strictly diet? in any event congrats --always nice to get off a med! |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 30.01.2007 10:11 |
iron eagle wrote: wish i was off my diabetes pill... do you take cinnamon to help stabilize or strictly diet? in any event congrats --always nice to get off a med!srictly diet now,was on metformin 3x a day.can eat grapefruit again. |
| iron eagle 30.01.2007 15:08 |
i do that one twice a day-- a1c test tommorrow.. we shall see |
| Sweetie 01.02.2007 02:21 |
Miami Vice wrote: The delivery boy has just arrived with the Dolphins brain. I shall put it to marinate. Cranking up Dellilah on the virtual jukebox, in honor of all the animals we have consumed at this party.YAY!!! Dolphin!! That Badger's Leg was great BTW |
| Freddies Delilah 01.02.2007 02:59 |
<font color=Mercury>Larry Lurex's Girl wrote:I'll take your word for it, Larry Lurex's Girl, seeing I happen to be very fond of those black and white fuzzballs. However, I would love to try some of that mulsh I see over there. Can anybody tell me what it is? ALl I can make out are fish tails.Miami Vice wrote: The delivery boy has just arrived with the Dolphins brain. I shall put it to marinate. Cranking up Dellilah on the virtual jukebox, in honor of all the animals we have consumed at this party.YAY!!! Dolphin!! That Badger's Leg was great BTW |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 01.02.2007 07:26 |
the fish tails are probably Cornish Pilchards,a fully grown Sardine and part of the local economy for 500 years,very nice and full of omega 3 oils,so it's healthy for you as well. Delilah was a good choice for the fireworkkill and apparantly the badgers back legs are the best part to eat,so no cheap meat here! the dolphin was nice,a bit like tuna i thought. Tie your mother down is now playing and im gonna go and harass one of the ho's for some action! yamo! |
| Freddies Delilah 01.02.2007 07:40 |
Mmmm, ok, I guess I'll try some of the fish tail stuff. *grabs a plateful* And some of that!! *grabs a drink and reads the label* Squeezed Fish Scale Juice!! Delicious! (My breath is going to smell so bad after this party, so I'll just stock the bathroom with some virtual toothpaste, shall I?) |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 01.02.2007 18:30 |
you will find the toothpaste in the bathroom behind the dwarf with the bowl on his head :-] |
| Sweetie 01.02.2007 21:08 |
Freddies Delilah wrote:they're black and white?<font color=Mercury>Larry Lurex's Girl wrote:I'll take your word for it, Larry Lurex's Girl, seeing I happen to be very fond of those black and white fuzzballs. However, I would love to try some of that mulsh I see over there. Can anybody tell me what it is? ALl I can make out are fish tails.Miami Vice wrote: The delivery boy has just arrived with the Dolphins brain. I shall put it to marinate. Cranking up Dellilah on the virtual jukebox, in honor of all the animals we have consumed at this party.YAY!!! Dolphin!! That Badger's Leg was great BTW shows how much I know about my animals... *putting Dragon Attack on the jukebox* |
| Freddies Delilah 01.02.2007 22:32 |
*emerges from the bathroom, slapping the dwarf's hands* Wow. That was quite possibly the most exciting bathroom trip of my life. Now, Miami Vice, shall we dance? |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 03.02.2007 06:24 |
you old smoothie |