The joys of having a silent phone number.
Mind you...it is funny being at friend's houses and them getting it.
'Excuse me sir, would you like a free mobile phone?'
'No, not really. I already have one'
'But this one is better'
'How can you be so sure?'
'I just know, sir'
Heh, I laughed for many moons at that.
slight change of subject:
knock on door
canvasser: "excuse me, but are you interested in having the birmingham evening mail delivered each night?"
brenski: "i'm sorry but i can't read"
smirks and he went away - probably with best excuse he'd had all day
i always love it when jehovahs witnesses come to the door....ive scarred many.
im going to hell.
but yeah as for telemarketers, i love switching languages to throw them off :P
hello?
hello would you like to buy this this and this?
no no hablo ingles!
oh just a moment: *gets translator*
hola, te gusta comprar esto?
quoi? je parle francais!
XD
leave me alone im still learning! hahaha and i cant remember my french -_-'
Sparrow wrote: i always love it when jehovahs witnesses come to the door....ive scarred many.
im going to hell.
but yeah as for telemarketers, i love switching languages to throw them off :P
hello?
hello would you like to buy this this and this?
no no hablo ingles!
oh just a moment: *gets translator*
hola, te gusta comprar esto?
quoi? je parle francais!
XD
leave me alone im still learning! hahaha and i cant remember my french -_-'
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Omg... Do you REALLY do that???? :P
You have some guts man. I usually be much more rude and hang up on them.
Sparrow wrote: i always love it when jehovahs witnesses come to the door....ive scarred many.
im going to hell.
but yeah as for telemarketers, i love switching languages to throw them off :P
hello?
hello would you like to buy this this and this?
no no hablo ingles!
oh just a moment: *gets translator*
hola, te gusta comprar esto?
quoi? je parle francais!
XD
leave me alone im still learning! hahaha and i cant remember my french -_-'
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Omg... Do you REALLY do that???? :P
You have some guts man. I usually be much more rude and hang up on them.
Hahahaha, the best is what seinfeld does:
Jerry: Im sorry, im kind of busy right now, why dont you give me your home phone number and I'll call you back later..
...Oh, youre not supposed to give out your home phone numbers?? Because you wouldnt want strange people bothering you at home, right?
*hangs up phone*
I loved that bit :-P
But seriously, I know this one guy who can somehow get into HOUR long and most of the time longer conversatins with telemarketers about political views, he actually has lots of fun with it ROFL!!!!
Jehovas Witnesses came to the door yesterday and asked my Nana about 'The Creator'. She was like "I know who the bloody creator is, I'm the creator and I create havoc and that's all there is to it". She must have looked pretty intimidating with her mop because they left pretty damn fast.