With apologies to Private Eye, I propose an ongoing series of posts (all on this thread please) for pretentious drivel seen on the news pages of either QOL, BM.com, or in a Queen related article on a major website (wikipedia does not count).
To illustrate my point, here is the first entry, from the award for "best tour programme", an award category I'm sure you'll agree has been sadly lacking from all major music award ceremonies for too long now....
"setting a new standard for paper performance"