| Queen Archivist 11.11.2006 08:30 |
Dear Queenzoners Notice I didn't say 'Moanzoners then!!! I must be after something... or 'summink' as some people say... or somethink... I just was wondering which of you are planning to send me a Christmas card this year??? I don't want to be presumptuous (can someone please tell Young_Twat_Man and Newcastle86 what presumptuous means), but should any of you old or young QZ-ers be planning a festive card and related gifts for your favourite archivist this year, then I'll have to set up a PO box address. Can you let me know asap. I can't put out my real address because some of you will doubtless descend upon me over the holdiday break and write all over my garden gate and fence again.Last ime, I got things like.... THERE'S ONLY ONE GREGGY BROOKS. GREG B... THE BEST ARCHIVIST THIS SIDE OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM. GB IS MY SOUL BROTHER.... (YV, 2004) GB IS THE LORD ALWAYS ARCHIVING, NEVER FORGOTTEN. (DONNA13, 2004) It took Togg, Poppy and Mike Preston four days to scrub it all off, and that's not on, is it!!!! Togg's Xmas dinner got cold, and everything! I honestly don't want you to spend too much this year. Perhaps limit yourself to 25 UK pounds. I'm not too religious or much into JC and the Christmas anniversary of his birth, and all that Jeruselum jazz, to be honest, but I do like presents and cards from those who love me and whom, despite their beastliness here on QZ, secretly regard me with affection and admiration. Please note: Not that I am a selfish person, or anything (anyfing, anythink???), but I cannot send out presents myself, to you guys... nor cards, nor even anything resembling a generous gesture, as I'm busy with wonderous Queen things for you lot of lovely fab and splendid folks to enjoy in the coming years and decades. Anyway... not more than £25, alright chums. |
| Sergei. 11.11.2006 08:32 |
I'll send you a dog shit with a Christmas bow on it. Don't expect a card, though. |
| 7 seas of Rhye 11.11.2006 08:32 |
Is this a joke? |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 11.11.2006 08:38 |
<font color=teal>Cookies!<h6>Poe!!<h6> wrote: I'll send you a dog shit with a Christmas bow on it. Don't expect a card, though.LMAO. =O |
| Queen Archivist 11.11.2006 08:49 |
Cookies.... I'll send you a dog shit with a Christmas bow on it. Don't expect a card, though. GB: I don't get the Christmas connection. Is this something peculiar to the country you live in, which we don't have here????/ |
| Sergei. 11.11.2006 08:59 |
The dog ate holly berries. It gives a festive touch. |
| Serry... 11.11.2006 09:37 |
Can I just ask too - have the builders already left your house? Man, it's really important! |
| Eviltwin 11.11.2006 09:58 |
I don't believe I've ever been called lovely fab and splended before. *touched* *files sexual harrasment charges against herself* |
| Raf 11.11.2006 10:08 |
*edit* Nevermind |
| Donna13 11.11.2006 10:16 |
Yes. Thank you, Greg. I will need a PO Box for you. I'm very sorry about your garden gate. Don't know what got into me back then. I think it was just the Christmas spirit. |
| Queen Archivist 11.11.2006 10:27 |
Donna.... MORE Christmas 'spirit' please. Rum is my tipple don't you know! :-) |
| Rick 11.11.2006 11:18 |
Shave your beard Greg, you look ridiculous. And no, you don't look like Santa at all. |
| ***Marial-B*** 11.11.2006 15:07 |
Man, still very far away and now seeing his shit again, why me, why????????????? |
| Poo, again 11.11.2006 15:09 |
Serry... wrote: Can I just ask too - have the builders already left your house? Man, it's really important!Greg prefers strong, blonde and handsome Norwegian sailor men named Lars. |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 11.11.2006 15:52 |
Queen Archivist wrote: It took Togg, Poppy and Mike Preston four days to scrub it all off, and that's not on, is it!!!! Togg's Xmas dinner got cold, and everything!*Sigh* You just can't resist including my name can you, Greg? And yes, I will be sure to send you a christmas card. |
| ***Marial-B*** 11.11.2006 15:55 |
Hey girl how are you???????? |
| bitesthedust 11.11.2006 16:12 |
Greg. Push for a new Queen concert cd/dvd combination release in 2007 and you'll get a christmas card. |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 11.11.2006 17:02 |
<font color=#CC66CC>Marial-B wrote: Hey girl how are you????????Hey Marial, I'm okay thanks, I hope you're having lots of fun in Spain and I also hope you'll soon make an appearance on msn :) |
| Queen Archivist 14.11.2006 13:28 |
Hey Poppy... *Sigh* You just can't resist including my name can you, Greg? And yes, I will be sure to send you a christmas card. GB: In answer to your question. I can no more resist including your name in a posting, than you can resist taking lots of photographs of yourself until you get it just right and good enough to paste up for your QZ profile area. You take photographs of yourself at the very least every two weeks or so. What that's all about? And you're rather fond of those photo manipulation progs as well, aye. Nice. Will the Christmas cards you send out feature a photo of you too? And have you thought about wrapping paper? Have a lovely Christmas. I'm gonna buy you a great big photo album. Or two. |
| Lisser 14.11.2006 14:55 |
Ouch........ |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 14.11.2006 15:01 |
Queen Archivist wrote: Hey Poppy... *Sigh* You just can't resist including my name can you, Greg? And yes, I will be sure to send you a christmas card. GB: In answer to your question. I can no more resist including your name in a posting, than you can resist taking lots of photographs of yourself until you get it just right and good enough to paste up for your QZ profile area. You take photographs of yourself at the very least every two weeks or so. What that's all about? And you're rather fond of those photo manipulation progs as well, aye. Nice. Will the Christmas cards you send out feature a photo of you too? And have you thought about wrapping paper? Have a lovely Christmas. I'm gonna buy you a great big photo album. Or two.Oh, now that was a low blow wasn't it, Greg? I have to say, you do have a point. As for the photo albums, I already have more than enough and another one will simply take up too much space in my already crowded bedroom. However, about the Christmas cards.. Yes.. I was thinking about maybe a little festive collage of myself. Although, I think wrapping paper might just be a little too much, I mean, I don't what anybody to think I'm self infatuated or anything. Anyway, it's photo time for me now. See ya! |
| Micrówave 14.11.2006 16:12 |
While I'm waiting for my 16 page Poppy/Greg pictoral, I would love to send you a Christmas card, but I've spent all my money on Queen T-shirts. And if it's just a card, it really isn't worth it, right? How 'bout a Kwanza cake? |
| Queen Archivist 15.11.2006 04:27 |
Poppy, yes it was a low blow, indeed. Lower than a crocodile's dangly bits!! No matter, because unlike 8 of 10 QZ-ers, you do have a sense of humour. Wouldn't it be great if everyone else here did too? Just imagine the abundance of good feeling and festive merry cheer. It would be lovely, but is about as likely as YV buying me a pint at the next convention, or her and Togg eloping together. Hi Togg - how goes it? Hmmmm! I dunno... I think ruffling feathers and humour that doesn't translate very well, or at all, and certain people on this site simply NOT ever getting it, is much more fun. Now then... a pleasant card for Xmas if you please. Nothing religious on the front. No iconic Jerusalem scenes. I so hate it when people try to bring religion into Christmas, and when they put old JC's image everywhere, and donkeys and snow too. You'll see what I mean about lack of humour when certain people respond to this. Festive merriments and all that jazz, Poppy. I'll try to resist mentioning your name NEXT time, ok. |
| Donna13 15.11.2006 11:01 |
¼Microwave wrote: How 'bout a Kwanza cake?I don't know what this is, but I'm sure that if you soaked it in rum, it would be a good idea. Haha. But, gosh, wouldn't that be more expensive than mailing a card? |
| Lisser 15.11.2006 12:02 |
Donna13 wrote:YUM!!!!! RUM!!!! CAKE!!!!!¼Microwave wrote: How 'bout a Kwanza cake?I don't know what this is, but I'm sure that if you soaked it in rum, it would be a good idea. Haha. But, gosh, wouldn't that be more expensive than mailing a card? |
| Micrówave 15.11.2006 12:52 |
Donna13 wrote:Not rum, Wild Turkey, and lots of it! That way, when he passes out, we can sneak into the Archive and see if Hangman - Studio Version 8 track is really in there or not....¼Microwave wrote: How 'bout a Kwanza cake?I don't know what this is, but I'm sure that if you soaked it in rum, it would be a good idea. Haha. But, gosh, wouldn't that be more expensive than mailing a card? |
| Donna13 15.11.2006 13:27 |
!!!!! |