Another Person 04.11.2006 21:29 |
Yes. |
Eviltwin 04.11.2006 21:31 |
I am rubber, you are glue. Everything you say, bounces off me and sticks to you. So there!!! :P |
Another Person 04.11.2006 21:33 |
You're going to hell, know that? |
Eviltwin 04.11.2006 21:34 |
^^^^See above. |
Yogurt 04.11.2006 21:37 |
I'll admit, I'm a sinner. But everyone is. We aren't perfect dude! That's why we are human. |
Another Person 04.11.2006 21:37 |
<font color=red>? wrote: ^^^^See above.I'm God, nothing sticks to me except arselickers like Tom Cruise. |
Another Person 04.11.2006 21:38 |
Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: I'll admit, I'm a sinner. But everyone is. We aren't perfect dude! That's why we are human.I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying. |
Eviltwin 04.11.2006 21:41 |
***God*** wrote:Hey! My neighbor can do that too. Your name isn't Jerry is it?Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: I'll admit, I'm a sinner. But everyone is. We aren't perfect dude! That's why we are human.I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying. |
Another Person 04.11.2006 21:43 |
<font color=red>? wrote:I don't need to plug any cable to do that. I watch everyone doing everything from above. In fact, your neighbor is taking a dump right now, reading Sports Ilustrated. There you have it.***God*** wrote:Hey! My neighbor can do that too. Your name isn't Jerry is it?Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: I'll admit, I'm a sinner. But everyone is. We aren't perfect dude! That's why we are human.I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying. |
Eviltwin 04.11.2006 21:46 |
***God*** wrote:Ha! Wrong again oh creator of all things...he can't read. He's just looking at the pictures.<font color=red>? wrote:I don't need to plug any cable to do that. I watch everyone doing everything from above. In fact, your neighbor is taking a dump right now, reading Sports Ilustrated. There you have it.***God*** wrote:Hey! My neighbor can do that too. Your name isn't Jerry is it?Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: I'll admit, I'm a sinner. But everyone is. We aren't perfect dude! That's why we are human.I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying. |
blerp 04.11.2006 22:08 |
That's what the church lady at my door told me |
Gone. 04.11.2006 22:10 |
<font color=>LadyMercury wrote: That's what the church lady at my door told meYes...that along with a box of nasty cookies. |
Yogurt 04.11.2006 22:42 |
HAHA!!! ..... |
blerp 04.11.2006 23:29 |
<font color="FF0033">ITiedYourMummyDown wrote:No, more like a cheesy pamphlet with a bunch of creepy people on the front with a bounty of fresh fruits and veggies, surrounded by lions and animals of all kinds.<font color=>LadyMercury wrote: That's what the church lady at my door told meYes...that along with a box of nasty cookies. |
Gone. 04.11.2006 23:46 |
<font color=>LadyMercury wrote:Oh yes. I've recieved those...Is it against the law to put a restraining order against those annoying representatives?...I would very much love to do that >:D<font color="FF0033">ITiedYourMummyDown wrote:No, more like a cheesy pamphlet with a bunch of creepy people on the front with a bounty of fresh fruits and veggies, surrounded by lions and animals of all kinds.<font color=>LadyMercury wrote: That's what the church lady at my door told meYes...that along with a box of nasty cookies. |
sparrow 21754 05.11.2006 01:38 |
***God*** wrote: You're going to hell, know that?ive been to Hell, Grand Cayman :) does that count? |
The prophet's song 05.11.2006 01:56 |
I once got a pamphlet in the mail telling me that God is actually called Yaweh and Jesus is not called Jesus because the letter J was not in existance when he was born and that the injections we recently recieved to vaccinate us from Meningicoccal B was actually an injection designed by the UN to wipe out 99% of the population..oh, and it said if I didn't sign up to their mumbo-jumbo I'd go to hell so yeah...think I might try Buddisim or something, they seem nicer |
The prophet's song 05.11.2006 01:58 |
Sparrow wrote:And I've been to Hell's Pizza's, would that count too? (btw, Hell's pizza's are sooo good!)***God*** wrote: You're going to hell, know that?ive been to Hell, Grand Cayman :) does that count? |
Raf 05.11.2006 13:00 |
***God*** wrote:So can a bunch of voyeurs with professional equipment.<font color=red>? wrote:I don't need to plug any cable to do that. I watch everyone doing everything from above.***God*** wrote:Hey! My neighbor can do that too. Your name isn't Jerry is it?Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: I'll admit, I'm a sinner. But everyone is. We aren't perfect dude! That's why we are human.I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying. |
***Marial-B*** 05.11.2006 13:43 |
I'm not a sinner, I can't have the chance to be one, to become a slut in God's eyes :P |
thomasquinn 32989 05.11.2006 14:25 |
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, 'cause sinners are much more fun" - B. Joel The truth if ever there was one. |
sparrow 21754 05.11.2006 15:39 |
^^^ LOVE that quote. he is a genius. |
deleted user 05.12.2006 17:08 |
Maybe we should get in line like Freddie says |
BRYCE THE TROLL 05.12.2006 17:44 |
i'll agree i'm a sinner but.....................i'm also kickass |
Vincent. 05.12.2006 17:50 |
you're mom's a sinner! oh! burn! :P |
sparrow 21754 05.12.2006 23:07 |
your face is a sinner! O.o |
deleted user 05.12.2006 23:15 |
Yes. Yes, I am. I love it and would recommend it to all my friends. |
Crezchi 10.12.2006 00:44 |
Another Person wrote:No actually you are a Blasphemic asshole, who should be shot in the head with a 12 guauge Winchester and a deer slug. :) You will burn for even saying you are God.Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: I'll admit, I'm a sinner. But everyone is. We aren't perfect dude! That's why we are human.I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying. |
Ale Solan 10.12.2006 01:02 |
Crezchi wrote: ... who should be shot in the head with a 12 guauge Winchester and a deer slug. :) You will burn for even saying you are God.Wouldn't you burn in "Hell" for saying that? |
thomasquinn 32989 10.12.2006 07:02 |
Crezchi wrote:Would you happen to be a religious nut, by any chance?Another Person wrote:No actually you are a Blasphemic asshole, who should be shot in the head with a 12 guauge Winchester and a deer slug. :) You will burn for even saying you are God.Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: I'll admit, I'm a sinner. But everyone is. We aren't perfect dude! That's why we are human.I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying. Shouting "blasphemy" is a little too easy in my opinion. Anyone who hides behind their dogma and says "blasphemy" when someone objects isn't worthy of the title 'human' as far as I'm concerned. |
john bodega 10.12.2006 11:45 |
Crezchi wrote:I can't wait till you are proven wrong. There is no Hell, you simpleton.Another Person wrote:No actually you are a Blasphemic asshole, who should be shot in the head with a 12 guauge Winchester and a deer slug. :) You will burn for even saying you are God.Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: I'll admit, I'm a sinner. But everyone is. We aren't perfect dude! That's why we are human.I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying. I find it amusing that a few wise-asses many thousands of years ago, in an effort to control their dumber cousins, have spawned this *insane* idea that there's a Devil and if you do anything wrong, he'll roast you in the fire for all eternity! Could there be anything more childish! |
deleted user 10.12.2006 11:53 |
You've got another thing comin' Zebonka... jk Believe what you want to believe...nobody's here to convert you... I actually would like to believe their is no hell, it would make life so much simpler. |
Killer Queenie 10.12.2006 13:48 |
Another Person wrote:Brah, that aint summat to be proud of!!Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: I'll admit, I'm a sinner. But everyone is. We aren't perfect dude! That's why we are human.I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying. |
its_a_hard_life 26994 10.12.2006 19:29 |
Does everyone in hell smoke Purple Haze??? If so, bring it on!!!!!!!!!! |
Raf 10.12.2006 19:30 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: Does everyone in hell smoke Purple Haze??? If so, bring it on!!!!!!!!!!If you're going to hell, take me with you! :D |
its_a_hard_life 26994 10.12.2006 20:19 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:YES RAFFY WAFFY!!!!!!!!! I'm bringing you DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN... *lights up some maujiana*<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: Does everyone in hell smoke Purple Haze??? If so, bring it on!!!!!!!!!!If you're going to hell, take me with you! :D |
blerp 10.12.2006 20:45 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: *lights up some maujiana**coughs* *zonks out* |
john bodega 10.12.2006 21:18 |
<font color=#FFFFFF>The Invisible Man wrote: You've got another thing comin' Zebonka... jk Believe what you want to believe...nobody's here to convert you... I actually would like to believe their is no hell, it would make life so much simpler.Simpler.... and a lot more logical too! I can't help but think religion is all one big pyramid scheme that went horribly wrong. |
deleted user 10.12.2006 21:25 |
Zebonka12 wrote:You might be right, but their are a lot of people who believe in it. Besides, people are too scared to ditch religion, they'd be too afraid they'd be going to hell...<font color=#FFFFFF>The Invisible Man wrote: You've got another thing comin' Zebonka... jk Believe what you want to believe...nobody's here to convert you... I actually would like to believe their is no hell, it would make life so much simpler.Simpler.... and a lot more logical too! I can't help but think religion is all one big pyramid scheme that went horribly wrong. |
john bodega 10.12.2006 23:30 |
<font color=#EE82EE>~Sexy Emily ~ wrote:Well the oddest thing about religion; is that when you take away the institution, it's really not all that bad an idea.Zebonka12 wrote:You might be right, but their are a lot of people who believe in it. Besides, people are too scared to ditch religion, they'd be too afraid they'd be going to hell...<font color=#FFFFFF>The Invisible Man wrote: You've got another thing comin' Zebonka... jk Believe what you want to believe...nobody's here to convert you... I actually would like to believe their is no hell, it would make life so much simpler.Simpler.... and a lot more logical too! I can't help but think religion is all one big pyramid scheme that went horribly wrong. Controlling, malignant people took it over a long time ago and turned it into a hideous entity. They take advantage of the very human desire for there to be 'more to life' than eating and shitting. I've no real problem with the idea of believing in an afterlife or a God or whatever, because that's a natural human instinct (especially when you see a nice sunset and wonder who made it all). And religion inspires some people to do beautiful things; and most religions, when you come down to it, just ask you to be nice to your neighbour and all that jazz. As *soon* as money, 'donations', thetan levels or misogyny come into the picture, you can bet some fuckwit is just trying to control your life to their own ends - and as a footnote, *terrorists are not religious*. They're just cunts using God as an excuse to do shit things to people. |
Crezchi 11.12.2006 00:15 |
<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:No i am not a religious nut. But i am a Christian, got a problem with that too asshole? Why don't you go 'Blasphem' yourself, you know it all but don't know shit fuckhead! God i am so sick of you.Crezchi wrote:Would you happen to be a religious nut, by any chance? Shouting "blasphemy" is a little too easy in my opinion. Anyone who hides behind their dogma and says "blasphemy" when someone objects isn't worthy of the title 'human' as far as I'm concerned.Another Person wrote:No actually you are a Blasphemic asshole, who should be shot in the head with a 12 guauge Winchester and a deer slug. :) You will burn for even saying you are God.Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: I'll admit, I'm a sinner. But everyone is. We aren't perfect dude! That's why we are human.I'm not a "dude", I'm God, I'm the Almighty, I can drink warm beer and enjoy it. I can watch pay-per-view porn without paying. |
Ale Solan 11.12.2006 11:24 |
"God i am so sick of you" You are Christian and sick of God? Make up your mind. |
Killer Queenie 12.12.2006 13:00 |
<font color=0099cc>LadyMercury wrote:haha lol<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: *lights up some maujiana**coughs* *zonks out* |
Crezchi 12.12.2006 22:10 |
Alex Solan<br><font size=1>Loved. wrote: "God i am so sick of you" You are Christian and sick of God? Make up your mind.Ok, obviously you don't have a grasp on the English language. I meant, GOD!!! I am sick of you, like in TQ! :) |
Ale Solan 12.12.2006 22:22 |
Crezchi wrote:Obviously you have a quite limited intellectual capacity to understand the grammar joke I did. Nevertherless, you must have supposed I'm not a natural born english speaker; plus I have learned english by myself.Alex Solan<br><font size=1>Loved. wrote: "God i am so sick of you" You are Christian and sick of God? Make up your mind.Ok, obviously you don't have a grasp on the English language. I meant, GOD!!! I am sick of you, like in TQ! :) |
Crezchi 13.12.2006 07:34 |
Alex Solan<br><font size=1>Loved. wrote:No i understood it very well, thus the :) afterwards. :)Crezchi wrote:Obviously you have a quite limited intellectual capacity to understand the grammar joke I did. Nevertherless, you must have supposed I'm not a natural born english speaker; plus I have learned english by myself.Alex Solan<br><font size=1>Loved. wrote: "God i am so sick of you" You are Christian and sick of God? Make up your mind.Ok, obviously you don't have a grasp on the English language. I meant, GOD!!! I am sick of you, like in TQ! :) |