| Raf 03.11.2006 21:31 |
Last weekend I was happy at home downloading some porn and listening to music, when someone added me on MSN. I accepted and said hi. The person said hi. I asked who it was. It said it was a girl who heard I was a very cool person. I asked her where she got my address from, and she said it was from Queenzone. We started to talk, and she was really interesting. After a couple of hours, she asked for a pic, so I sent the best pic of myself I have. After a few days, I felt I had a crush on her, and then came the surprise: she said she had been in Brazil for 2 weeks already, and wanted to meet me. I got so excited that I told my friends from school. One of them said "Rafael, don't go, it's an ambush". I said he was just envious. He insisted, so I invited him to go with me, just in case he was right, so that he could help me. So yesterday was THE DAY. I put on my best Queen t-shirt, and went to the mall. I spent about 5 minutes talking to my friend, when I saw someone very distant, wearing a Queen t-shirt and a skirt. She waved at me. So I told my friend "It's her. I'll be right back!". So I ran to her. She was STUNNING! I swear I had never seen anyone so pretty in my life! I said hi. She said hi. Then she pulled up her skirt... And there was a penis there!!! I shouted "OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT'S AN AMBUSH!!!" and ran, while HE chased me (and my friend was laughing his arse out). So I got outside the mall and HE followed me. So I thought "people on the street will stop him". But everybody just pointed and laughed. "Ha ha, he's getting attacked by a transexual pedo!". When I got home, my parents pointed at me and laughed. So I decided to go cry in my bedroom, but I slipped on the stairs, fell down and broke my both arms, so I'm using my nose to type this whole story. Ouch. Bonus (for girls): link It's more for Brian fans than girls in general... But enjoy it anyway. |
| eenaweena 03.11.2006 21:36 |
raf. -.-' |
| deleted user 03.11.2006 21:38 |
I love the bonus! xD |
| Carol! the Musical 03.11.2006 21:41 |
Hahahahahahaha, I love your stories!! XD XD |
| deleted user 03.11.2006 21:54 |
Number One : I want to meet this transvestite. Number Two : I see London, I see France - I see Brian's... panties. |
| Gone. 03.11.2006 22:04 |
LMAO! I <3 The Bonus ^^ |
| Eviltwin 03.11.2006 22:29 |
Please describe this "best Queen shirt" *gets note pad* |
| blerp 03.11.2006 23:15 |
Hahaha wow |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 04.11.2006 05:07 |
Brian!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dribbles* |
| Leaky Luke 04.11.2006 06:48 |
LMAO brilliant |
| Killer Queenie 04.11.2006 08:53 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: Brian!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dribbles*haha ROFL =]] |
| Rick 04.11.2006 09:35 |
You should have a real-life soap with Casper. |
| Raf 04.11.2006 11:19 |
Girls are really wild... This bonus was way more successful than the bonus for guys. :-P |
| ***Marial-B*** 04.11.2006 12:55 |
<font color="indigo"><b>friedchicken \m/ wrote: raf. -.-'I second that ^^ |
| Killer Queenie 04.11.2006 12:56 |
Pete Burns, eat your heart out!!!!! =]] |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 04.11.2006 15:24 |
XD Why do I bother to read your crap, Raf? ...and more importantly, why do you bother to post it? |
| Raf 04.11.2006 15:28 |
?Poppy? wrote: XD Why do I bother to read your crap, Raf?a) You're curious b) You love me and the main reason c) For the bonus ?Poppy? wrote: ...and more importantly, why do you bother to post it?Lonely, bored and needing attention. :-P |
| ***Marial-B*** 04.11.2006 15:41 |
I thought you would say something related to tits Raf xD |
| Raf 04.11.2006 15:49 |
<font color=#CC66CC>Marial-B wrote: I thought you would say something related to tits Raf xDOh yes. Poppy, you read my crap also because you feel you need to show me your tits. |
| deleted user 04.11.2006 15:50 |
^xD |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 04.11.2006 15:58 |
<font color="lime">KillerKing840 wrote:I do? What ever gave you that idea?<font color=#CC66CC>Marial-B wrote: I thought you would say something related to tits Raf xDOh yes. Poppy, you read my crap also because you feel you need to show me your tits. |
| Raf 04.11.2006 16:38 |
Just pretend I'm gay and show them, ffs! :-P |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 04.11.2006 16:43 |
Muahahaha.. |
| Raf 04.11.2006 16:51 |
<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote: Muahahaha..That's a big "Maybe", with a strong fake "No" covering a sincere but weak "Yes". |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 04.11.2006 17:06 |
Hmmmmmm. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 04.11.2006 17:14 |
<font color="lime">KillerKing840 wrote:LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Ah man...<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote: Muahahaha..That's a big "Maybe", with a strong fake "No" covering a sincere but weak "Yes". |
| Raf 04.11.2006 18:33 |
<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote: Hmmmmmm."Eh, no". As in "Yessss, hottie, please come here and undress me... Oh yessssss..." |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 04.11.2006 18:41 |
<font color="lime">KillerKing840 wrote:Well, actually, now you mention it..<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote: Hmmmmmm."Eh, no". As in "Yessss, hottie, please come here and undress me... Oh yessssss..." |
| Raf 04.11.2006 19:55 |
<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote:Yeees...?<font color="lime">KillerKing840 wrote:Well, actually, now you mention it..<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote: Hmmmmmm."Eh, no". As in "Yessss, hottie, please come here and undress me... Oh yessssss..." |
| eenaweena 04.11.2006 21:51 |
RAF!!!!-.-' i showed you that bit of the... ehem. bonus. you really ARE obsessed with boobs. -.-' here's a tip: go to playboy.com or something. |
| Baneé 04.11.2006 22:02 |
LOL! great story!, and I specially love the writing nose (and the bonus, of course) XD |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 05.11.2006 10:53 |
<font color="lime">KillerKing840 wrote:Hmmmmmmm. (again)<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote:Yeees...?<font color="lime">KillerKing840 wrote:Well, actually, now you mention it..<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote: Hmmmmmm."Eh, no". As in "Yessss, hottie, please come here and undress me... Oh yessssss..." |
| Raf 05.11.2006 12:06 |
<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote:Here we go... XD<font color="lime">KillerKing840 wrote:Hmmmmmmm. (again)<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote:Yeees...?<font color="lime">KillerKing840 wrote:Well, actually, now you mention it..<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote: Hmmmmmm."Eh, no". As in "Yessss, hottie, please come here and undress me... Oh yessssss..." |
| Killer Queenie 05.11.2006 14:41 |
^Raf's getting horney =]] hehe |
| Raf 05.11.2006 14:42 |
<font color=0099FF>?Brian May Fan wrote: ^Raf's getting horney =]] heheYeah :D Have you got anything to offer? ;) |
| Killer Queenie 05.11.2006 14:45 |
haha look at the *new* pic in my profile... hehe |
| Raf 05.11.2006 15:10 |
Pretty pic! :) |
| The Mir@cle 06.11.2006 03:31 |
<font color="lime">KillerKing840 wrote: Pretty pic! :)Did you tell me something about self-control last night? xD |
| Killer Queenie 06.11.2006 14:47 |
<font color="lime">KillerKing840 wrote: Pretty pic! :)bullshit!! To be honest, I think "naughty school teacher" when I see that pic! |
| Raf 06.11.2006 15:33 |
<font color=0099FF>?Brian May Fan wrote:So? Naughty doesn't mean ugly. ;-)<font color="lime">KillerKing840 wrote: Pretty pic! :)bullshit!! To be honest, I think "naughty school teacher" when I see that pic! <font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote:Ssshhh... XD<font color="lime">KillerKing840 wrote: Pretty pic! :)Did you tell me something about self-control last night? xD |
| Killer Queenie 07.11.2006 11:58 |
^ lol =]] |
