Yesterday, at about 7:30PM, my brother had gone out with some friends and my parents were leaving.
"Hmm, nice", I thought. "Now I'm alone at home... So I'll watch some porn".
So I took off my clothes and had a very good time watching the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee video.
Right after I "came", the lightbulb blinked a couple of times and went off.
"Damn it". As it was pratically 8:00PM, it was already kinda dark, so I NEEDED some light.
So I got a ladder and a new lightbulb. While I was changing it, the phone rang. As the house was too silent, the phone ringing scared the hell outta me, so I fell down like a big piece of shit coming out of an elephant's ass. Then the ladder fell over me and everything got darker, and darker...
Then I finally managed to open my eyes. There was a doctor staring at my face. My parents were there looking at me, and they looked worried. My best friend, that hot front door neighbor and her gay brother (I don't have anything against gay people, I'm just letting you all know the hot front door neighbor's brother's sexual preferences, with no offense intended) were there too.
Wait... The hot front door neighbor?! HOLY CRAP!
I was there nude, fallen on the floor, with blood dripping from my forehead, sperm on my hands and that hot girl was there looking at me.
It was already embarrassing, but things can always get worse...
Her gay brother pointed at my hands and said "Eww, look at that, he blew his nose on his hands!", and the girl laughed at me!
Then the old lightbulb fell right between my legs and its pieces chopped off my penis. Then my friend took a pic and said "Owned".
[Bonos*] link link
*Who said it was a typo? ;)
<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote:
<font color="lime">KillerKing840 wrote:
<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: link
xD
LOL!
Raf.. go to bed.. isn't it midnight there right now?
Worse, 5:48 am according to the clock of his country... They guy doesn't sleep at all
Mari is right. Midnight your ass, Tijn. :-P
I always wake up at 5, read my e-mails, check QZ (forums and blogs), check Bubu's forum, do anything else I want on the internet, then I have breakfast and watch parts of music DVDs until it's time to go to school.
So by the time I get to school I'm already fully awaken and in a very good mood. :)