Fuck Columbus! He might have had good intentions, but he brought a long with him a bunch of sick sons of bitches who dedicated the next centuries to rape, steal, and kill all the indians.
Say happy birthday to Chiqui!
"The day Columbus discovered America"? ... who writes your history books anyway? I'd put it "The day Columbus jumped the gun" or "The day Columbus aided the entry of the American continent into the popular consciousness".
But he didn't discover jack shit.