| rocks. 24.09.2006 16:05 |
link I absolutly DIED reading this, it was great, love it! It's about this family from arkansa who just head their SIXTEENTH child... |
| Carol! the Musical 24.09.2006 16:23 |
16 kids?! :0 Geeeesh, and I don't want any... |
| user name 24.09.2006 16:31 |
It was pretty mean, rude, and gratuitous, though. |
| Dan C. 24.09.2006 22:04 |
When I was a child, my best friend had nineteen siblings. NINETEEN! I always felt bad for him because he was the youngest. I wonder what he's up to now... |
| iGSM 24.09.2006 22:08 |
Eating the remains of his older brothers and sisters? I thought it was bad have 3 kids! Aie! |
| deleted user 24.09.2006 22:55 |
<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote: It was pretty mean, rude, and gratuitous, though.I agree... |
| sparrow 21754 25.09.2006 01:06 |
<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote:i too.<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote: It was pretty mean, rude, and gratuitous, though.I agree... seriously, its all true tho. whats the prupose? all the kids WILL be attention starved. how do you remember all the names? 'joe come here!' 'mom im janis, your 11th kid!' her vagina must be like a black hole or something. |
| Janet 25.09.2006 11:23 |
Our insurance agent (and old family friend) is the youngest of 21 children! His first name is Jupiter. We always joked that his mother must have run out of names by the time he came along. |
| iGSM 25.09.2006 12:08 |
This is ludicrous. 21! Eat my shins. |
| Mr.Jingles 25.09.2006 12:13 |
Any family with over 5 kids is not a family... ...it's a litter. |
| sparrow 21754 25.09.2006 12:20 |
my dad was the oldest of 5 kids...and i thught that was ridiculous! |
| Mr.Jingles 25.09.2006 12:25 |
Of course there's no other explination but the fact that it's a religious family who thinks that the use of contraceptives is against God's will. I guess someone should tell them to try anal, oral, 69, hand jobs and any other type of sexual interaction that doesn't involve penetration. From what I know, there's no passage in the Bible that says that 'missionary' is the only way to have sex. For the sake of humanity, Mr Duggar should at least attempt to pull out. |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 25.09.2006 12:28 |
They called one of their kids Jesus.. Oh my.. |
| Micrówave 25.09.2006 13:14 |
No, that's what the Mom yelled after delivering another kid. The Doctors just wrote it down quickly. |
| rocks. 25.09.2006 15:03 |
<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote: They called one of their kids Jesus.. Oh my..Oh, that was just sarcasm of the author!! It was like J, J, J, J, J, oh JESUS somebody stop them!! Irony my friend. Christ, these people are nuts. As for the person who said that (rofl) Jim Bob could pull out, you woulda think theyd have thought of that...yeach A whole freakin baseball team indead.... |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 25.09.2006 15:18 |
WhatMustHeThink wrote:Oh, yes, you're right, I was just skimming through it.<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote: They called one of their kids Jesus.. Oh my..Oh, that was just sarcasm of the author!! It was like J, J, J, J, J, oh JESUS somebody stop them!! Irony my friend. On a different note.. I was under the impression that it was only in The Sound Of Music where the kids wore curtains... How wrong I was.. link |
| deleted user 25.09.2006 15:29 |
Well... Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground, God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood. Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed, In your neighbourhood. Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine, God needs everybody's, Mine And mine And mine Let the Pagan spill theirs, O'er mountain, hill and plain, God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood. Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. |
| Carol! the Musical 25.09.2006 16:38 |
^ Sheer brilliance... :D |
| deleted user 25.09.2006 16:39 |
^ Sheer Monty Python ! |
| deleted user 25.09.2006 16:47 |
<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: ^ Sheer Monty Python !i knew i recognized it..lol |
| The Fairy King 26.09.2006 02:46 |
Sparrow wrote:A supermassive black hole...uhmm...errr..<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote:i too. seriously, its all true tho. whats the prupose? all the kids WILL be attention starved. how do you remember all the names? 'joe come here!' 'mom im janis, your 11th kid!' her vagina must be like a black hole or something.<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote: It was pretty mean, rude, and gratuitous, though.I agree... ontopic: poor mom. |
| eenaweena 26.09.2006 06:37 |
my dad has 10 siblings. plus him, so that's 11 kids in the family. i have... 20 plus cousins in my dad's side alone. :) |
| thenymphinyellow 26.09.2006 09:28 |
hey I watched a documentary on them on the discovery channel once! I think it was something like.. "14 kids and pregnant again"... twas quite funny... |
| Mr.Jingles 26.09.2006 12:16 |
Too bad there's no passage in the Bible that says... Thou shalt not fuck too much... even when you're married. |
| AspiringPhilosophe 27.09.2006 00:09 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: Too bad there's no passage in the Bible that says... Thou shalt not fuck too much... even when you're married.It's not the screwing that's the problem though...it's the reproduction part. Screwing by and of itself isn't bad all the time, and it doesn't neccessarily have to lead to children. Well...if you are uber religious and still stuck in the 1300s I guess it does. My guess is the Mom probably doesn't want anymore, but she's too submissive to assert her authority as the one who has to pop these poor kids out. Grow some balls, woman!! Me...after 3 kids, we can have more...if the husband will give birth to them. |
| MarkieKnopflie 27.09.2006 09:01 |
<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: Well... Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground, God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood. Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed, In your neighbourhood. Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine, God needs everybody's, Mine And mine And mine Let the Pagan spill theirs, O'er mountain, hill and plain, God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good, Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood. Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.Aaaaahhh!!! where did you get THAT from? Or did you write it yourself...?? Dammit, i laughed when i red it! |
| Mr.Jingles 27.09.2006 09:09 |
CMU HistoryGirl wrote:From what I can see the Duggars consider any use of contraceptives a "SIN".Mr.Jingles wrote: Too bad there's no passage in the Bible that says... Thou shalt not fuck too much... even when you're married.It's not the screwing that's the problem though...it's the reproduction part. Screwing by and of itself isn't bad all the time, and it doesn't neccessarily have to lead to children. Well...if you are uber religious and still stuck in the 1300s I guess it does. My guess is the Mom probably doesn't want anymore, but she's too submissive to assert her authority as the one who has to pop these poor kids out. Grow some balls, woman!! Me...after 3 kids, we can have more...if the husband will give birth to them. |
| rocks. 27.09.2006 17:44 |
Mr.Jingles wrote:So he can learn to pull out early and come in a fucking toilet.CMU HistoryGirl wrote:From what I can see the Duggars consider any use of contraceptives a "SIN".Mr.Jingles wrote: Too bad there's no passage in the Bible that says... Thou shalt not fuck too much... even when you're married.It's not the screwing that's the problem though...it's the reproduction part. Screwing by and of itself isn't bad all the time, and it doesn't neccessarily have to lead to children. Well...if you are uber religious and still stuck in the 1300s I guess it does. My guess is the Mom probably doesn't want anymore, but she's too submissive to assert her authority as the one who has to pop these poor kids out. Grow some balls, woman!! Me...after 3 kids, we can have more...if the husband will give birth to them. |
| Mr.Jingles 28.09.2006 09:12 |
...or cum on her face. Although I think the Duggars might think it's too wild. Yet, Mr. Duggar might consider giving it a shot (no pun intended). |
