kagezan1313 22.09.2006 13:13 |
Hey, it's Friday, and I feel saucy! Since everyone comes here to fight anyway, I thought a thread dedicated to massive amounts of abuse and obscenity would be grand. Please attack anyone and everyone as viciously as you like, regardless of your actual respect for them, because what happens in Fight Thread stays in Fight Thread. You must include something Queen-related in your post though. I'll lead off: I'm the only one on this entire fucking site who knows anything about Queen. The rest of you fucking idiots misread your album covers and have actualy been listening to Queensryche...Freddie was a terrible singer who lipsynced most of his career and actually died of syphilis from a 15-year old Thai hooker. Brian was a fantastic ukelele player, but sucked on guitar. Roger Taylor was born a woman, and John Deacon was a serial horse rapist! |
rocks. 22.09.2006 13:52 |
er....yah, this is a dumb idea, sorry love. Its more fun watching spontainious fights brew than pre-convieving them. Like Freddie said, If it's planned, its boring. |
Fireplace 22.09.2006 13:59 |
WhatMustHeThink wrote: er....yah, this is a dumb idea, sorry love. Its more fun watching spontainious fights brew than pre-convieving them. Like Freddie said, If it's planned, its boring.You try to pick a fight, and she calls you "love". LOL! Back to the drawing board..... |
kagezan1313 22.09.2006 14:36 |
WhatMustHeThink wrote: er....yah, this is a dumb idea, sorry love. Its more fun watching spontainious fights brew than pre-convieving them. Like Freddie said, If it's planned, its boring.What's a dumb idea, "love", is a 14-year-old offering opinions on what's "dumb". Wait till you're out of your training bra, and have some sort of life experience, the come back and offer opinions...and as for you, Fireplace, 37 years old and a musician eh? Which welfare office do you collect your cheques from? |
rocks. 22.09.2006 15:00 |
kagezan1313 wrote:Awwww, look, he's still trying to instigate us!! What a cute little lamb :PWhatMustHeThink wrote: er....yah, this is a dumb idea, sorry love. Its more fun watching spontainious fights brew than pre-convieving them. Like Freddie said, If it's planned, its boring.What's a dumb idea, "love", is a 14-year-old offering opinions on what's "dumb". Wait till you're out of your training bra, and have some sort of life experience, the come back and offer opinions...and as for you, Fireplace, 37 years old and a musician eh? Which welfare office do you collect your cheques from? and for the record, I havent worn a training bra in a looooong time honey. Looks like YOURE still in diapers though! XD |
Fireplace 22.09.2006 15:04 |
kagezan1313 wrote:Son, I don't know why you persist in this combative behaviour, but if you'd just let the Lord into you heart it would all be alright. You have a nursing and caring community here, and together we will help you carry that load.WhatMustHeThink wrote: er....yah, this is a dumb idea, sorry love. Its more fun watching spontainious fights brew than pre-convieving them. Like Freddie said, If it's planned, its boring.What's a dumb idea, "love", is a 14-year-old offering opinions on what's "dumb". Wait till you're out of your training bra, and have some sort of life experience, the come back and offer opinions...and as for you, Fireplace, 37 years old and a musician eh? Which welfare office do you collect your cheques from? Have faith my son, that the hand that blesses is just around the corner. ;-) |
rocks. 22.09.2006 15:07 |
Fireplace wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHA!kagezan1313 wrote:Son, I don't know why you persist in this combative behaviour, but if you'd just let the Lord into you heart it would all be alright. You have a nursing and caring community here, and together we will help you carry that load. Have faith my son, that the hand that blesses is just around the corner. ;-)WhatMustHeThink wrote: er....yah, this is a dumb idea, sorry love. Its more fun watching spontainious fights brew than pre-convieving them. Like Freddie said, If it's planned, its boring.What's a dumb idea, "love", is a 14-year-old offering opinions on what's "dumb". Wait till you're out of your training bra, and have some sort of life experience, the come back and offer opinions...and as for you, Fireplace, 37 years old and a musician eh? Which welfare office do you collect your cheques from? |
deleted user 22.09.2006 15:40 |
'The one thing... we're all waiting for... is peace on... BOLLOCKS!! |
kagezan1313 22.09.2006 15:47 |
Damn. Well, it seemed like an interesting idea at the time... |
monty-- 22.09.2006 15:49 |
Well, I think all Queenzoners are tossers and Qolers kick your arses any day. Kiss my arse! P.S ER, I'm only kidding... |
rocks. 22.09.2006 17:08 |
aaaalll we are saaaaaaayyyyying, is giive peace a chaance! |
deleted user 22.09.2006 18:09 |
Young strat man is a good-for-nothing bastard who is only here to pick fights and thats the truth. |
deleted user 22.09.2006 18:13 |
Hahaha... I think this belongs in the Personals 'cause no one is putting anything Queen related in anyway. I have had an experience, and trying to start a fight is not such a hot idea, sorry hon, but if you thought that this was gonna fly with us, you got another think comin'... This probably isn't a positive thing, but today I started to reread Fight Club (greatest book EVER!) and the opening post on this topic reminded me very much of FC (what happens in Fight Club, stays in Fight Club)... Just a thought. |
Katastrophe Mercury 22.09.2006 20:25 |
kagezan1313 wrote: and John Deacon was a serial horse rapist!i still love deaky. |
rocks. 22.09.2006 20:33 |
LongLostMercury wrote:Dont we all :Dkagezan1313 wrote: and John Deacon was a serial horse rapist!i still love deaky. |
Katastrophe Mercury 22.09.2006 20:49 |
WhatMustHeThink wrote:i actually met a queen fan who didnt even LIKE him. it was horrible... :/ to me, not liking him is like kicking a sick puppy dog.LongLostMercury wrote:Dont we all :Dkagezan1313 wrote: and John Deacon was a serial horse rapist!i still love deaky. |
Donna13 22.09.2006 22:40 |
Kagezan1313 and Anita (Dobson), sitting in a tree, K - I - S - S - I - N - G. First comes love, then comes marriage (and Brian's guitar smashing over Kagezan's head - oh no - Red Special - no Brian - don't hurt the Red Special), then comes Kagezan Jr. in the baby carriage. Ha ha ha. Nah nah nah. Muah Muah - Kissing sounds *** |
7 seas of Rhye 22.09.2006 22:47 |
You all smell strongly of cabbage. I hope birds poop on you. |
fineliving 22.09.2006 23:16 |
i raped a 12yr old girl |
Katastrophe Mercury 22.09.2006 23:18 |
fineliving wrote: i raped a 12yr old girldude, thats not even funny. |
chefman5150 23.09.2006 06:17 |
That is way below the belt, even when I read it for the first time...a big apology is totally due there... |
Leaky Luke 23.09.2006 09:03 |
kagezan1313 wrote: Hey, it's Friday, and I feel saucy! Since everyone comes here to fight anyway, I thought a thread dedicated to massive amounts of abuse and obscenity would be grand. Please attack anyone and everyone as viciously as you like, regardless of your actual respect for them, because what happens in Fight Thread stays in Fight Thread. You must include something Queen-related in your post though. I'll lead off: I'm the only one on this entire fucking site who knows anything about Queen. The rest of you fucking idiots misread your album covers and have actualy been listening to Queensryche...Freddie was a terrible singer who lipsynced most of his career and actually died of syphilis from a 15-year old Thai hooker. Brian was a fantastic ukelele player, but sucked on guitar. Roger Taylor was born a woman, and John Deacon was a serial horse rapist!amature |
deleted user 23.09.2006 09:23 |
LongLostMercury wrote:You are one sick man. That is disgusting and it is not something to joke about.fineliving wrote: i raped a 12yr old girldude, thats not even funny. Posted: 9/23/2006 3:06:27 AM --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Author young_strat_man Posted: 9/23/2006 3:06:27 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <font color =agirlinsane> BowieQueen wrote: Young strat man is a good-for-nothing bastard who is only here to pick fights and thats the truth. Gee thanks for calling me a bastard! My father died when i was 10 years old. Thanks. I have officially been very hurt personally here on QZ. All my posts have been jokes, but this really takes the fucking cake. Thanks alot, hope you can be more of an inconsiderate teenager. :( Dude, you posted on this thread looking for trouble, and it sure found you when you started pickin' fights. And I don't think anyone meant anything personal. You just need to grow up and start acting like a 14 year old, okay? Thanks, hun. Sorry for the hard to read post. |
deleted user 23.09.2006 09:23 |
I'm getting off to avoid anymore fights. |
Gone. 23.09.2006 12:04 |
fineliving wrote: i raped a 12yr old girlThat is disgusting. If it was supposed to be funny...I don't find it fucking funny at all. Sicko. ~>:( |
rocks. 23.09.2006 12:40 |
7 seas of Rhye wrote: You all smell strongly of cabbage. I hope birds poop on you.HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Best. Insult. EVER! fineliving wrote: i raped a 12yr old girlOk dude, thats not cool. |
deleted user 23.09.2006 22:00 |
Oh, okay, I didn't know. Just beware of these threads, they tend to tear people apart. I'm not trying to patronize you or anything, okay? I guess this is an apology to everyone (including you, young_strat_man) from everyone for the thread and the posts. I don't know why these pop up, and in all of the places, a General Discussion forum. I have learned from experience that these threads are a TERRIBLE idea. |
deleted user 23.09.2006 22:04 |
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. |
Crezchi 24.09.2006 02:03 |
young_strat_man wrote:I feel ya, but dude, CHILL OUT! Now days when someone calls you a bastard it's just like bitch or asshole, damn dude, chill.<font color=Maroon>Singing Forever wrote:Piss off, i have NEVER been that personal or mean enough to call someone a bastard! Everything up to this point has been a joke and most intelligent ppl here know why i start shit, it is a joke! I have been here too damn long for them to think other wise.LongLostMercury wrote:You are one sick man. That is disgusting and it is not something to joke about. Posted: 9/23/2006 3:06:27 AM --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Author young_strat_man Posted: 9/23/2006 3:06:27 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <font color =agirlinsane> BowieQueen wrote: Young strat man is a good-for-nothing bastard who is only here to pick fights and thats the truth. Gee thanks for calling me a bastard! My father died when i was 10 years old. Thanks. I have officially been very hurt personally here on QZ. All my posts have been jokes, but this really takes the fucking cake. Thanks alot, hope you can be more of an inconsiderate teenager. :( Dude, you posted on this thread looking for trouble, and it sure found you when you started pickin' fights. And I don't think anyone meant anything personal. You just need to grow up and start acting like a 14 year old, okay? Thanks, hun. Sorry for the hard to read post.fineliving wrote: i raped a 12yr old girldude, thats not even funny. |
mike hunt 24.09.2006 03:38 |
fineliving wrote: i raped a 12yr old girlIt says on your profile your 50 years old?...you could get in trouble just for typing that type of shit! |
deleted user 24.09.2006 04:52 |
Young Strat Man, I do apologise for any disrespect intoned there, and I'm deeply sorry about your father. But you have no right to bring that up because a 'bastard' child is one whose parents aren't married! Idiot, it has nothing to do with the death of one's parents! |
Crezchi 24.09.2006 05:16 |
<font color =lifeonmars?> BowieQueen wrote: Young Strat Man, I do apologise for any disrespect intoned there, and I'm deeply sorry about your father. But you have no right to bring that up because a 'bastard' child is one whose parents aren't married! Idiot, it has nothing to do with the death of one's parents!Actually it means someone without a father or dad. :P |
deleted user 24.09.2006 09:10 |
young_strat_man wrote:Look, someone had to say it !<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.That wasn't even creatively funnny. :) It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, by the way. Just in case someone thinks I made it up or something. --- Bastard, noun Middle English, from Anglo-French, probably of Germanic origin; akin to Old Frisian bost marriage, Old English bindan to bind Date : 14th century 1 : an illegitimate child 2 : something that is spurious, irregular, inferior, or of questionable origin 3 a : an offensive or disagreeable person — used as a generalized term of abuse b : MAN, FELLOW |
deleted user 24.09.2006 10:08 |
This post is getting annoying. I'm sorry that there were some disrespectful words put out here, but I don't think anyone meant them, and I hope that no one takes them to heart. These posts are just rubbish, and you can't pay them too much attention. Let's move on with a giant Queen dance! I will provide the music! ... Actually, someone else should, 'cause my collection isn't as extensive as some of your guys'. I'll bring the punch! |
Gone. 24.09.2006 10:14 |
<font color=Maroon>Singing Forever wrote: This post is getting annoying. I'm sorry that there were some disrespectful words put out here, but I don't think anyone meant them, and I hope that no one takes them to heart. These posts are just rubbish, and you can't pay them too much attention. Let's move on with a giant Queen dance! I will provide the music! ... Actually, someone else should, 'cause my collection isn't as extensive as some of your guys'. I'll bring the punch!Cookies, or muffins? :DDDDD! |
deleted user 24.09.2006 10:17 |
<font color="#FF7F5">GetDown!<h6>Make <3 wrote:Right now, I've got the re-mix of "Seven Seas of Rhye" going that comes with Queen II.<font color=Maroon>Singing Forever wrote: This post is getting annoying. I'm sorry that there were some disrespectful words put out here, but I don't think anyone meant them, and I hope that no one takes them to heart. These posts are just rubbish, and you can't pay them too much attention. Let's move on with a giant Queen dance! I will provide the music! ... Actually, someone else should, 'cause my collection isn't as extensive as some of your guys'. I'll bring the punch!Cookies, or muffins? :DDDDD! DANCE CLUB PARTY ! |
Gone. 24.09.2006 10:20 |
<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote:W00T! :D!<font color="#FF7F5">GetDown!<h6>Make <3 wrote:Right now, I've got the re-mix of "Seven Seas of Rhye" going that comes with Queen II. DANCE CLUB PARTY !<font color=Maroon>Singing Forever wrote: This post is getting annoying. I'm sorry that there were some disrespectful words put out here, but I don't think anyone meant them, and I hope that no one takes them to heart. These posts are just rubbish, and you can't pay them too much attention. Let's move on with a giant Queen dance! I will provide the music! ... Actually, someone else should, 'cause my collection isn't as extensive as some of your guys'. I'll bring the punch!Cookies, or muffins? :DDDDD! |
deleted user 24.09.2006 10:44 |
<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote:JEALOUS! And muffins, please.<font color="#FF7F5">GetDown!<h6>Make <3 wrote:Right now, I've got the re-mix of "Seven Seas of Rhye" going that comes with Queen II. DANCE CLUB PARTY !<font color=Maroon>Singing Forever wrote: This post is getting annoying. I'm sorry that there were some disrespectful words put out here, but I don't think anyone meant them, and I hope that no one takes them to heart. These posts are just rubbish, and you can't pay them too much attention. Let's move on with a giant Queen dance! I will provide the music! ... Actually, someone else should, 'cause my collection isn't as extensive as some of your guys'. I'll bring the punch!Cookies, or muffins? :DDDDD! |
Gone. 24.09.2006 10:53 |
<font color=Maroon>Singing Forever wrote:W00T!!! :DD!! MUFFINS! :D!<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote:JEALOUS! And muffins, please.<font color="#FF7F5">GetDown!<h6>Make <3 wrote:Right now, I've got the re-mix of "Seven Seas of Rhye" going that comes with Queen II. DANCE CLUB PARTY !<font color=Maroon>Singing Forever wrote: This post is getting annoying. I'm sorry that there were some disrespectful words put out here, but I don't think anyone meant them, and I hope that no one takes them to heart. These posts are just rubbish, and you can't pay them too much attention. Let's move on with a giant Queen dance! I will provide the music! ... Actually, someone else should, 'cause my collection isn't as extensive as some of your guys'. I'll bring the punch!Cookies, or muffins? :DDDDD! |
deleted user 24.09.2006 10:58 |
AND TEA !! |
deleted user 24.09.2006 14:07 |
This is gonna be a flippin' sweet par-TAY! Let's invite everyone... NOW! ...I'm such a nerd. I need a life more than anyone else here. So much that I even figured out how to make a bird in profile with my keyboard... (.) V Help! It's attacking the city with an extreme vengance! |
Donna13 24.09.2006 14:16 |
Cheese puffs, anyone? |
deleted user 24.09.2006 14:22 |
OOOO yes ! I ADORE cheese puffs ! |
Carol! the Musical 24.09.2006 15:16 |
^ Hmm... I've never had cheese puffs... I'll be sure to try some at the party that I will crash. :P |
deleted user 24.09.2006 15:24 |
I belive we are missing the bloody marys from this party! xD |
kagezan1313 24.09.2006 16:16 |
Hmm, I leave for 2 days, come back and my post has taken off - I knew things would pick up on Friday when the kids got out of school and rushed home to their pathetic little QZ lives - so young, so predictable - fucking morons all. |
Sergei. 24.09.2006 17:51 |
fineliving wrote: i raped a 12yr old girlYou are disgusting. Go rape yourself, you little piss head. Or better yet, open another case of beer and watch some episodes of "My Name Is Earl" on your cheap nappy tweed couch. |
Carol! the Musical 24.09.2006 18:58 |
kagezan1313 wrote: Hmm, I leave for 2 days, come back and my post has taken off - I knew things would pick up on Friday when the kids got out of school and rushed home to their pathetic little QZ lives - so young, so predictable - fucking morons all.You don't appear to have a life either, being the creator of this thread.. |
Fireplace 24.09.2006 19:32 |
kagezan1313 wrote: Hmm, I leave for 2 days, come back and my post has taken off - I knew things would pick up on Friday when the kids got out of school and rushed home to their pathetic little QZ lives - so young, so predictable - fucking morons all.That does it, you pitiable retard. There is no excuse for that pathetic taunt, not even being Canadian. You're just pissed off 'cause you want to become the next star on the Stars 'n' Stripes and they won't have you. You brain is made of maple syrup and that leaf on your miserable excuse for a flag is weed. Go jump in your bobsled, make like a tree and leave. Hoser! |
deleted user 24.09.2006 19:39 |
CAKE ! |
Carol! the Musical 24.09.2006 21:49 |
<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: CAKE !With maple syrup!! :D xD |
kagezan1313 25.09.2006 12:41 |
Fireplace wrote:Oh Jesus Jumped Up Christ - you fucking insensitive cock ass! My dad died when I was 10 years old - he was riding his bobsled and ran into a maple tree! All the townsfolk laughed and ridiculed our family because he'd survived the crash but drowned in maple syrup that filled the sled! Aaaauugghhh, Daddy!!!!!!kagezan1313 wrote: Hmm, I leave for 2 days, come back and my post has taken off - I knew things would pick up on Friday when the kids got out of school and rushed home to their pathetic little QZ lives - so young, so predictable - fucking morons all.That does it, you pitiable retard. There is no excuse for that pathetic taunt, not even being Canadian. You're just pissed off 'cause you want to become the next star on the Stars 'n' Stripes and they won't have you. You brain is made of maple syrup and that leaf on your miserable excuse for a flag is weed. Go jump in your bobsled, make like a tree and leave. Hoser! Besides, everyone knows Canadians rock! Every has-been band so far on Rock Star has chosen one of our maple-baked weinees to front them, so pishaah, eh? As for the rest of you...a cyber tea party? Holy fuck, some people need hard drugs, loud music and a heathen orgy! When it comes to gay, Freddie had nothing on you shortcake shitheads! Die slowly! |
Freya is quietly judging you. 25.09.2006 12:57 |
How.. odd. |
deleted user 25.09.2006 17:54 |
Okay, the party will have ALOT of dancing cats... I don't exactly know how we'll manage that, but I'll worry about it later. Now, in the way of lighting... |
deleted user 25.09.2006 17:57 |
Penguins. Phosphorescent penguins. |
kagezan1313 25.09.2006 18:25 |
And astroglide! And black leather masks! And fire hydrant-sized black rubber dildos! And your mummy's soiled panties! |
deleted user 25.09.2006 18:42 |
I know you're just trying to start a fight. I will consent so far as to say that most of the people who are "having a party" or whatever are all pretty young. They have lots of time in their futures to go to French Sex Clubs (at least, they WERE popular in France, I don't know if they still are) - you know. Yes, they could die tomorrow, but maybe they want to wait until they're of the age of consent - for the sake of others - before they break out the deep-sea fishing hooks, vodka, latex paint, and leather harnesses. |
Gone. 25.09.2006 19:25 |
O_o...o_O |
deleted user 25.09.2006 19:33 |
<font color="#FF7F5">GetDown!<h6>Make <3 wrote: O_o...o_OI'm sorry, I forgot to tell you to close your eyes before the "deep-sea fishing hooks" part. We won't let it happen again. |
Gone. 25.09.2006 19:56 |
<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote:I wuv u.<font color="#FF7F5">GetDown!<h6>Make <3 wrote: O_o...o_OI'm sorry, I forgot to tell you to close your eyes before the "deep-sea fishing hooks" part. We won't let it happen again. |
deleted user 25.09.2006 20:41 |
<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: Penguins. Phosphorescent penguins.Sheer brilliance. Brian will be pleased, but I'm not sure if anyone has invited him yet... Uhhh, I didn't read page #4 before I posted... This is akward. Moving on... |
Fireplace 26.09.2006 07:47 |
kagezan1313 wrote:You negligible nitwit, I couldn't care less if he were riding a maple leaf and crashed into a bobsled. My daddy died when I was 9, trying to impale himself on a bicycle saddle for sexual pleasure. He had to be buried with the bike, and my family was ridiculed by the whole town because the coffin had such a strange shape. And I don't even live in Canada!Fireplace wrote:Oh Jesus Jumped Up Christ - you fucking insensitive cock ass! My dad died when I was 10 years old - he was riding his bobsled and ran into a maple tree! All the townsfolk laughed and ridiculed our family because he'd survived the crash but drowned in maple syrup that filled the sled! Aaaauugghhh, Daddy!!!!!!kagezan1313 wrote: Hmm, I leave for 2 days, come back and my post has taken off - I knew things would pick up on Friday when the kids got out of school and rushed home to their pathetic little QZ lives - so young, so predictable - fucking morons all.That does it, you pitiable retard. There is no excuse for that pathetic taunt, not even being Canadian. You're just pissed off 'cause you want to become the next star on the Stars 'n' Stripes and they won't have you. You brain is made of maple syrup and that leaf on your miserable excuse for a flag is weed. Go jump in your bobsled, make like a tree and leave. Hoser! |
Rikke 26.09.2006 08:41 |
Ok, talking about dead fathers.. (Now I'm spoiling the fun xD) -I was told, about a year ago (maybe two? I don't even remember...), that my dad would die within the next 3-5 years. Now that's hard for a 14 year old. And guess what - he actually has an AIDS or cancer related disease. He'll end up like Freddie :-/ Anyways - I have popcorn for the potential mud throwing fight! xD |
Fireplace 26.09.2006 09:49 |
Rikke wrote: Ok, talking about dead fathers.. (Now I'm spoiling the fun xD) -I was told, about a year ago (maybe two? I don't even remember...), that my dad would die within the next 3-5 years. Now that's hard for a 14 year old. And guess what - he actually has an AIDS or cancer related disease. He'll end up like Freddie :-/ Anyways - I have popcorn for the potential mud throwing fight! xDNothing funny about that Rikke, that DOES take the fun away from a thread like this. I'm very sorry to hear your father is that ill :-( Kazegan was referring to a certain whining forum member who is alternately being a troll and a victim, hence the father-jokes. Both AIDS and cancer patients stand a reasonable chance of surviving these days, and a very important factor is still their own attitude towards their illness. Those who fight may live, those who don't certainly will not. I wish you and your family lots of strength and hope that you will never give up the fight. |
kagezan1313 26.09.2006 15:43 |
Fireplace wrote:You ignorant son of a jack-fuck-dick-cock-ass! You belittle my plight! My father's death wasn't the end of my emotional torture. My mother, in her grief, became addicted to Tim Horton's honey crullers, eating an average of 6 dozen per day. She died of congestive heart failure 18 months later at a weight of 1,648lbs!kagezan1313 wrote:You negligible nitwit, I couldn't care less if he were riding a maple leaf and crashed into a bobsled. My daddy died when I was 9, trying to impale himself on a bicycle saddle for sexual pleasure. He had to be buried with the bike, and my family was ridiculed by the whole town because the coffin had such a strange shape. And I don't even live in Canada!Fireplace wrote:Oh Jesus Jumped Up Christ - you fucking insensitive cock ass! My dad died when I was 10 years old - he was riding his bobsled and ran into a maple tree! All the townsfolk laughed and ridiculed our family because he'd survived the crash but drowned in maple syrup that filled the sled! Aaaauugghhh, Daddy!!!!!!kagezan1313 wrote: Hmm, I leave for 2 days, come back and my post has taken off - I knew things would pick up on Friday when the kids got out of school and rushed home to their pathetic little QZ lives - so young, so predictable - fucking morons all.That does it, you pitiable retard. There is no excuse for that pathetic taunt, not even being Canadian. You're just pissed off 'cause you want to become the next star on the Stars 'n' Stripes and they won't have you. You brain is made of maple syrup and that leaf on your miserable excuse for a flag is weed. Go jump in your bobsled, make like a tree and leave. Hoser! The townsfolk laughed at us again. Then they said that to save room in the small cemetary, we'd have to cremate her. Little did they realize that setting fire to 1,648lbs of human fat would produce our own version of Chernobyl - the roof of the town's only crematorium was blown into the stratosphere and landed on an orphanage 62 miles away. The bricks in the structure turned to ash, and the burning globules of my mum's fat set fire to the forests around town, our only form of industry. It took 8 years to rebuild and my last name is still the worst insult one person can hurl at another in the entire district where I grew up... It was only through Queen's music I was able to survive and move to the big city. And you make fun, you rotten, rotten bastard! ----------------------------------------------- On a side note, Rikke - go to the local bookstore and get a paperback copy of Fit For Life, A New Beginning, by Harvey Diamond - it offers a holistic approach to defeating cancer and other serious diseases, with many late-stage recovery testimonials - should only cost you $5 or so, but will be well worth the read. |
Sherwood Forest 26.09.2006 15:48 |
fineliving wrote: i raped a 12yr old girli am that 12 year old girl |
Fireplace 26.09.2006 16:16 |
kagezan1313 wrote:I tip my hat and bow to the master. How could I have known your mother's addiction to Tim Horton's honey crullers was responsible for what they still call "The Big Bang" here in Europe?Fireplace wrote:You ignorant son of a jack-fuck-dick-cock-ass! You belittle my plight! My father's death wasn't the end of my emotional torture. My mother, in her grief, became addicted to Tim Horton's honey crullers, eating an average of 6 dozen per day. She died of congestive heart failure 18 months later at a weight of 1,648lbs! The townsfolk laughed at us again. Then they said that to save room in the small cemetary, we'd have to cremate her. Little did they realize that setting fire to 1,648lbs of human fat would produce our own version of Chernobyl - the roof of the town's only crematorium was blown into the stratosphere and landed on an orphanage 62 miles away. The bricks in the structure turned to ash, and the burning globules of my mum's fat set fire to the forests around town, our only form of industry. It took 8 years to rebuild and my last name is still the worst insult one person can hurl at another in the entire district where I grew up... It was only through Queen's music I was able to survive and move to the big city. And you make fun, you rotten, rotten bastard!kagezan1313 wrote:You negligible nitwit, I couldn't care less if he were riding a maple leaf and crashed into a bobsled. My daddy died when I was 9, trying to impale himself on a bicycle saddle for sexual pleasure. He had to be buried with the bike, and my family was ridiculed by the whole town because the coffin had such a strange shape. And I don't even live in Canada!Fireplace wrote:Oh Jesus Jumped Up Christ - you fucking insensitive cock ass! My dad died when I was 10 years old - he was riding his bobsled and ran into a maple tree! All the townsfolk laughed and ridiculed our family because he'd survived the crash but drowned in maple syrup that filled the sled! Aaaauugghhh, Daddy!!!!!!kagezan1313 wrote: Hmm, I leave for 2 days, come back and my post has taken off - I knew things would pick up on Friday when the kids got out of school and rushed home to their pathetic little QZ lives - so young, so predictable - fucking morons all.That does it, you pitiable retard. There is no excuse for that pathetic taunt, not even being Canadian. You're just pissed off 'cause you want to become the next star on the Stars 'n' Stripes and they won't have you. You brain is made of maple syrup and that leaf on your miserable excuse for a flag is weed. Go jump in your bobsled, make like a tree and leave. Hoser! |