| Deacon Fan 11.09.2006 18:32 |
link Poor Bri. What can we do to help? Perhaps he should wear some trousers. |
| 7 seas of Rhye 11.09.2006 18:47 |
I'm afraid to click on the link. |
| Carol! the Musical 11.09.2006 18:51 |
Lol, it's not what you think. xD |
| firefighter 11.09.2006 18:52 |
OMG Anita is giving him a blowjob! |
| rocks. 11.09.2006 19:16 |
firefighter wrote: OMG Anita is giving him a blowjob!EWWWWWW! *nasty images* Ew, im 14, please dont put images of 59 year old men and their actress wives in my head, thanx!! *pukes* Mmm, I love you Bri, but...use your old comp love... |
| deleted user 11.09.2006 19:33 |
Brian May wrote : ...from the bald dwarfs with cocaine on their heads. (It's apochryphal, a fabrication, and always was ... )Thank you, Brian. Now I can sleep at night (that's actually not sarcasm...). He made me laugh. This makes me happy to know Brian May doesn't write soap-boxes like a poopy person. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 11.09.2006 19:43 |
Hahahahaha... Brian's so funny!!!! I love it! xD |
| rocks. 11.09.2006 19:49 |
He is sort of Grumpy ist he :D |
| beautifulsoup 11.09.2006 19:58 |
I haven't laughed this hard since May 24. I'm not sayin' what happened on May 24, LOL. Anyway - Oh, God - I LOVE Brian's rants. ROFLMAO! |
| deleted user 11.09.2006 20:02 |
i love my mac. it's a powerbook. better virus protection and all that, plus itho pwetty!! lol. it does heat up a bit though, but not BURNING hot. maybe he just got a crap one:D |
| Queen_Rox 11.09.2006 20:05 |
<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote:How'd you do that?Brian May wrote : ...from the bald dwarfs with cocaine on their heads. (It's apochryphal, a fabrication, and always was ... )Thank you, Brian. Now I can sleep at night (that's actually not sarcasm...). He made me laugh. This makes me happy to know Brian May doesn't write soap-boxes like a poopy person. |
| deleted user 11.09.2006 23:45 |
I love reading Brian's little entries. Haha "coloured beach ball of death" I cracked up when I read that. First of all I HATE Macs, I'm anti-macs, i Pods, everything. Go PC! Brian should get a refund! It's like my phone, it burns my face :-(. He should get a Dell or something. Screw Macs, the bastards. |
| Justice 12.09.2006 00:30 |
<font color="66CC00">macbethscrazywife wrote: i love my mac. it's a powerbook. better virus protection and all that, plus itho pwetty!! lol. it does heat up a bit though, but not BURNING hot. maybe he just got a crap one:DBrian's new machine is a Macbook Pro, a different model to the powerbook. Anyway I e-mailed Brian with some links about the problems he is having. Apple generally makes quality hardware, but their attitude when there is mass problems like these - Brian's not the only one having heat and early shut off issues - is not good. I also sent him some advice if he decides to go PC. The key to running a stable Windows XP system is to use as little MS software as possible. Ditching Internet Explorer and Outlook Express is especially important, as most Windows problems stem from those. I use Mozilla's stuff and my two Windows XP machines give me to real problems to speak of. |
| deleted user 12.09.2006 01:01 |
Justice wrote:i know, i think he should get a powerbook, personally. i haven't had those kind of problems with it at all. and especially since he's used to using macs anyway. but whatever works, works...<font color="66CC00">macbethscrazywife wrote: i love my mac. it's a powerbook. better virus protection and all that, plus itho pwetty!! lol. it does heat up a bit though, but not BURNING hot. maybe he just got a crap one:DBrian's new machine is a Macbook Pro, a different model to the powerbook. Anyway I e-mailed Brian with some links about the problems he is having. Apple generally makes quality hardware, but their attitude when there is mass problems like these - Brian's not the only one having heat and early shut off issues - is not good. I also sent him some advice if he decides to go PC. The key to running a stable Windows XP system is to use as little MS software as possible. Ditching Internet Explorer and Outlook Express is especially important, as most Windows problems stem from those. I use Mozilla's stuff and my two Windows XP machines give me to real problems to speak of. |
| RETROLOVE 12.09.2006 01:25 |
WhatMustHeThink wrote:Ha! LOLfirefighter wrote: OMG Anita is giving him a blowjob!EWWWWWW! *nasty images* Ew, im 14, please dont put images of 59 year old men and their actress wives in my head, thanx!! *pukes* Mmm, I love you Bri, but...use your old comp love... |
| deleted user 12.09.2006 01:52 |
I know this is sort of random, but wouldn't you like to see Brian straighten his hair right now, take a picture, and share it to the world? Sorry, for some reason this came into my head |
| The prophet's song 12.09.2006 02:20 |
Ha ha ha, poor Brian and his burning thighs, he's so funny XD |
| Deacon Fan 12.09.2006 02:27 |
I think the problem is that he's too hands-on. He should have an assistant do his computing for him. I think Phoebe is available. He sucks at computers but is willing to learn, I'm sure. ;) |
| val 29467 12.09.2006 04:11 |
ah what? I thought it was a picture or something... but I don't really care, he can put it on a table |
| deleted user 12.09.2006 04:32 |
Poor Bri-man. |
| deleted user 12.09.2006 09:15 |
<font color=blue><b>LeroyBrown11</b> wrote: I know this is sort of random, but wouldn't you like to see Brian straighten his hair right now, take a picture, and share it to the world? Sorry, for some reason this came into my headhe would just look like a particularly deranged ozzy osbourne. |
| ROCKMAMA 12.09.2006 10:32 |
Methinks it is time to convert to a PC Dr. May! |
| deleted user 12.09.2006 13:39 |
coloured beach ball of death..LMAO!!!!!! xD |
| as it began 12.09.2006 20:39 |
Wow so they really didn't have cocaine dwarfs all along at their parties? I feel like an idiot for believing that lmao ;) |
| deleted user 12.09.2006 21:58 |
he didn't deny the liver midget. or "lidget," as we hipsters say. |
| Katastrophe Mercury 13.09.2006 00:00 |
"And the WORST THING? the HEAT !! The AWFUL HEAT ...." no, the worst thing is is that HE has photoshop and I dont! *cries* its like every single person on this god forsaken planet has photshop BUT ME! >.< grr. poor Bri. and his poor thighs (i cant help but grin as i type this.) |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 13.09.2006 15:41 |
i shall never moan about my pc again.it may have hyroglyphics instead of letters but at least it doesnt burn my thighs! |
| beautifulsoup 13.09.2006 18:48 |
<font color="66CC00">macbethscrazywife wrote: ... or "lidget," as we hipsters say.Heeeee. |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 21:33 |
<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote:When you quote someone, there are little "tags" the forum automatically uses... In this example, I've replaced the necessary square brackets ("[]") with funky brackets ("{}") : {QUOTE}{QUOTENAME}Brian May wrote : {/QUOTENAME}...from the bald dwarfs with cocaine on their heads. (It's apochryphal, a fabrication, and always was ... ){/QUOTE} Which can produce effects like...<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote:How'd you do that?Brian May wrote : ...from the bald dwarfs with cocaine on their heads. (It's apochryphal, a fabrication, and always was ... )Thank you, Brian. Now I can sleep at night (that's actually not sarcasm...). He made me laugh. This makes me happy to know Brian May doesn't write soap-boxes like a poopy person. Freddie Mercury (that's me!) is writing :I'm sending this message from Heaven's newly installed DSL stations... I'm afraid I don't really understand how this is supposed to work at all... but! there are plenty of people here who seem willing to help one out, you know (they're such dears, I don't know how they put up with me!). Everyone of you beauties should know that Heaven is being very nice to me, but it's not something you should be dying to see! You see, here it's generally frowned upon to make reservations - you're suppsed to let them call your number, not the other way around. Oh, yes, and please don't call me "Fred" - it sounds like a burp or something atrocious like that - and I'm afraid I just can't stand it! I'm amazed that people on Earth still listen to my music! I'm sure you'll all scoff at that old stuff when you see what I've (well, we've) been producing up here! Just take it all with a wink! |
| Carol! the Musical 13.09.2006 22:01 |
Wow, who would have thought! Hi, Freddie! ;P |
| kagezan1313 14.09.2006 13:47 |
What a grumpy old bastard! His soapbox is nothing but a place for his bitching lately. I love the man's work, and most of the time agree with his side on the rants, don't get me wrong, but every time I've popped on and read his stuff lately, his whining about something else. I can't imagine how bad it'll get when he gets incontinent or his hands go arthritic... "Bloody hell, I shat myself today and these damned Depends didn't hold true. I ended up with my own feces all up my back at lunch - so itchy and gooey. Why can't anyone get anything right these days? I'll tell you, when I was young..." |
| Queen_Rox 14.09.2006 14:22 |
Man, I don't blame Brian since he had computer problems. |
| Queen_Rox 14.09.2006 14:28 |
<font color=red>The Audacity of Kelley wrote:Thanks! :D<font color="0066CC">Queen_Rox wrote:When you quote someone, there are little "tags" the forum automatically uses... In this example, I've replaced the necessary square brackets ("[]") with funky brackets ("{}") : {QUOTE}{QUOTENAME}Brian May wrote : {/QUOTENAME}...from the bald dwarfs with cocaine on their heads. (It's apochryphal, a fabrication, and always was ... ){/QUOTE} Which can produce effects like...<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote:How'd you do that?Brian May wrote : ...from the bald dwarfs with cocaine on their heads. (It's apochryphal, a fabrication, and always was ... )Thank you, Brian. Now I can sleep at night (that's actually not sarcasm...). He made me laugh. This makes me happy to know Brian May doesn't write soap-boxes like a poopy person.Freddie Mercury (that's me!) is writing :I'm sending this message from Heaven's newly installed DSL stations... I'm afraid I don't really understand how this is supposed to work at all... but! there are plenty of people here who seem willing to help one out, you know (they're such dears, I don't know how they put up with me!). Everyone of you beauties should know that Heaven is being very nice to me, but it's not something you should be dying to see! You see, here it's generally frowned upon to make reservations - you're suppsed to let them call your number, not the other way around. Oh, yes, and please don't call me "Fred" - it sounds like a burp or something atrocious like that - and I'm afraid I just can't stand it! I'm amazed that people on Earth still listen to my music! I'm sure you'll all scoff at that old stuff when you see what I've (well, we've) been producing up here! Just take it all with a wink! |
| Micrówave 14.09.2006 14:50 |
Do you talk that way in real life, Matt? What do you do when you're not on the computer? Background information, please. Tell us YOUR story. Maybe Queenzone can help... |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 15:45 |
Mircrowave! wrote: Do you talk that way in real life, Matt? What do you do when you're not on the computer? Background information, please. Tell us YOUR story. Maybe Queenzone can help...Are you implying that he's got a real life ? |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 16:07 |
i bet the majority of people aren't exactly who they portray themselves to be on the internet(or in real life, hmmmm)...some to a greater extent than others... i for example am posing as an 18-year-old female college student, but actually i'm john deacon. jk. |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 16:12 |
I'm so glad I'm me... |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 16:19 |
<font color=red>The Audacity of Kelley wrote: I'm so glad I'm me...good for you, dear. |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 16:35 |
<font color="66CC00">macbethscrazywife wrote:Fine, be that way !<font color=red>The Audacity of Kelley wrote: I'm so glad I'm me...good for you, dear. But I know Macduff's "secret", and I'm not telling your husband. |
| user name 14.09.2006 17:19 |
That's what he gets for using a Mac. The pieces of shit. |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 17:20 |
<font color=red>The Audacity of Kelley wrote:macduff is a woman?<font color="66CC00">macbethscrazywife wrote:Fine, be that way ! But I know Macduff's "secret", and I'm not telling your husband.<font color=red>The Audacity of Kelley wrote: I'm so glad I'm me...good for you, dear. i think musicman just tarnished my family name... this thread is rapidly deteriorating into personal forumness. sorry yall. |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 17:23 |
awwwwwh poor Brian =P I'm happy to know taht at least he USED to be mac supporter =P like myself, until mine is making me feel like i'm closer to a nervous breakdown than ever before. I was kind of scared to check that link at first lol |
| RETROLOVE 15.09.2006 00:59 |
Brian snaps in those blogs that he write! |
| Rikke 15.09.2006 17:26 |
Read it earlier, and I loved it xD He and his battles with his computers are hilarious, even though it frustrates him so =D I think it's no less than AMAZING that he actually takes the time to write all this. I mean, it's just every-day stuff - how many HUGE rock-musicians do that?! He's the best! =D |
| rocks. 15.09.2006 17:41 |
kagezan1313 wrote: I can't imagine how bad it'll get when he gets incontinent or his hands go arthritic... "Bloody hell, I shat myself today and these damned Depends didn't hold true. I ended up with my own feces all up my back at lunch - so itchy and gooey. Why can't anyone get anything right these days? I'll tell you, when I was young...":O ROFL! Oh, thats awful :P Rikke wrote: I think it's no less than AMAZING that he actually takes the time to write all this. I mean, it's just every-day stuff - how many HUGE rock-musicians do that?! He's the best! =DHahaha, you make a very good point!! Brian's one in a million! <3 You cant but loving him and his er...continual ranting :D |
| beautifulsoup 16.09.2006 22:52 |
Mikhal, if you still come into this thread: How do you get that full-screen version of the Soapbox? I hate the frames on Brian's website. Screws up my ability to do "freeviewing" - LOL. |
| deleted user 16.09.2006 23:02 |
Poor Bri-ina I'm going to change my name... |