| Sergei. 10.09.2006 17:32 |
Okay, so I know for some this was annoying but it's also really fun to see where these stories end up :D The catch is, you can only add one sentence. I'll start: One day, Roger and John were milling around london, ogling pretty girls and eating greasy foods from street vendors when all of a sudden, John..... |
| QueenRocker 10.09.2006 17:52 |
John...tripped over a large shoe, sending him flying into Roger. John looked up to see... |
| Gone. 10.09.2006 18:02 |
Roger's butt in front of his face. He was outraged and threw the shoe into Brian's hair...Brian started crying... |
| queen mercury 33542 10.09.2006 18:19 |
Freddie hears the commotion and comes over to see what the problem is! |
| 7 seas of Rhye 10.09.2006 18:34 |
Freddie trys to pick the shoe out of Brian's hair but gives up when he decides that the shoe is lost forever in the black hole of Brian's hair. |
| Gone. 10.09.2006 18:37 |
Brian starts panicking and causing a commotion. He screams "eeew eeew get it out get it out!!!!"...but Roger just stares at him and laughs...Freddie... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 10.09.2006 18:46 |
turns to Roger and says, "Now that's not nice! Don't laugh at Brian just because he is a wuss and a baby and freaks out easily!" |
| queen mercury 33542 10.09.2006 18:47 |
tries to cut off some of Bri's hair to get the shoe out, but Brian won't hear of it! Xd! |
| Gone. 10.09.2006 18:50 |
lol...which one should I start with? Okay...Freddie tries to cut Brian's hair, but Brian quickly realizes and says "Jesus Christ Freddie, what on Earth are you bloody doing"? |
| queen mercury 33542 10.09.2006 19:32 |
Freddie tries to explain to Brian that the shoe won't come out unless the hair is cut. Roger |
| Gone. 10.09.2006 19:33 |
Continues laughing his ass off. He calls Brian "Poodle Boy" and points at him. People passing by gaze at him as if he is on crack... |
| Queen_Rox 10.09.2006 19:34 |
...thinking that there was definitely something wrong with Roger. Freddie, however, demanded angrily at Roger to shut up while Brian... |
| Gone. 10.09.2006 19:36 |
Continued whining like a little baby...Meanwhile, John.. |
| Queen_Rox 10.09.2006 19:39 |
Walked up to Roger and kicked him in the stomach for taunting Brian. He decided to help Freddie... |
| Gone. 10.09.2006 19:40 |
cut up Brian's locks. But Brian refused. He held a crucifix to Freddie...Freddie replied "What drug are you on?" |
| Queen_Rox 10.09.2006 19:43 |
"I"m not on any drug, Freddie," wailed Brian. "Just don't even cut off my precious, beautiful, curly locks!" "Brian, dear, I know your curly hair is part of your trademark, but that damn shoe is tangled in it!" snapped Freddie. |
| Gone. 10.09.2006 19:48 |
Brian replied "But...but..." John answered "No buts mister! Not even the curvy ones! xD"...Roger, at this point started laughing hysterically. John... |
| Queen_Rox 10.09.2006 19:58 |
turned and kicked Roger again, causing to temporarily loose consciousness. Freddie... |
| Gone. 10.09.2006 20:00 |
Trimmed a piece of a shiny curly lock. Brian squealed in the process. |
| Queen_Rox 10.09.2006 20:03 |
Freddie consoled him while he was about to cut another piece, "Brian, it's okay. I know it hurts, but you just got to be strong. Your hair will grow back before you know it." |
| queen mercury 33542 10.09.2006 21:28 |
But Brian just moaned in disgust. It took ages for all this hair to grow!" Roger |
| Smitty 10.09.2006 21:42 |
woke up on the floor, and to get back at John, threw another shoe into Brian's hair. Brian... |
| Queen_Rox 10.09.2006 21:44 |
quickly took the shoe out of his hair and threw it back at Roger, knocking him out again. Freddie... |
| queen mercury 33542 10.09.2006 21:51 |
was very angry at this time! Alright children! We arn't on a fucking playground! To which Brian replied, Well, he started it. Just then, roger sudddenly |
| Gone. 10.09.2006 21:57 |
Was attracted by two lovely prostitutes on the curb of the street ;) |
| Smitty 10.09.2006 21:57 |
But, with his attention refocused on his revenge against Brian, Roger jumped onto Brian's head and somehow disappeared into Brian's hair!!! |
| Gone. 10.09.2006 22:06 |
He was lost...everything was dark...Freddie... |
| Queen_Rox 10.09.2006 22:08 |
noticed Roger was in Brian's hair and pulled out a comb from Brian's coat pocket. |
| Gone. 10.09.2006 22:10 |
Suddenly Roger felt pain...like something was scratching him...he looked up to see... |
| Carol! the Musical 10.09.2006 22:10 |
The comb was all dirt and licey. "Ewww", screamed Rog. "You punctured me with the comb....." :P |
| Queen_Rox 10.09.2006 22:13 |
Freddie raised the comb slightly to see Roger. "Don't panic, Roger. Just jump on the comb and I'll get you out of Brian's hair!" |
| Smitty 10.09.2006 22:15 |
Freddie turned to John and rolled his eyes, but when he turned back Roger wasn't there!! |
| Carol! the Musical 10.09.2006 22:17 |
Brian then shook his head, and Roger came flying out. He was now sprawled out on the floor, gasping for breath. "Oh, no!", cried Freddie. " We..." |
| Smitty 10.09.2006 22:20 |
...crushed Steve Irwin!!! Quick, take him over to the beach, I have an idea," Freddie said sneakily. |
| Carol! the Musical 10.09.2006 22:23 |
Bri carried Steve and John carried Roger to the beach. Both Steve and Rog were unconscious. Freddie led the way, and pointed to the ocean. |
| Smitty 11.09.2006 00:07 |
"Oh no, the press!! Freddie, hide!! You're supposed to be dead, and he's not!!!" John said as he pointed to Steve. |
| DeadAndGone 11.09.2006 09:22 |
freddie hides his head in the sand, john |
| Baneé 11.09.2006 17:04 |
distracted the Press by saying: "Look Guys, there´s Michael Jackson giving some candies to Madonna´sons!". :P |
| queen mercury 33542 11.09.2006 18:09 |
The press actually believed John and left, but there was the problem of how to get to a nearby hospital to make sure Steve was alright! |
| Smitty 11.09.2006 21:19 |
John checked Steve's pulse and said... |
| Queen_Rox 11.09.2006 21:29 |
"I hear his heart. He's alive!" Steve... |
| Smitty 11.09.2006 22:05 |
said "Crikey!" ran off and jumped into the ocean. Brian then realized that the shoe was still in his hair and... |
| Queen_Rox 11.09.2006 22:21 |
screamed, "Freddie, would you please get this bloody footwear out of my hair?" Freddie... |
| queen mercury 33542 11.09.2006 22:44 |
came over to him and tried to untangle the web of hair around the shoe! By this time, Brian was used to the pain, so it didn't matter. Just then, Steve |
| Sergei. 12.09.2006 08:19 |
Spotted a Black Mamba snake from the African savannas, shouted, "Crikey! It's in the wrong 'abitat!" and went bounding after it. |
| Smitty 12.09.2006 18:02 |
Just then the snake bounded after the shoe in Brian's hair, but somehow, after the snake struck, the shoe fell out! Roger woke up and said, "Wanna go out and get... |
| eenaweena 13.09.2006 06:53 |
some donuts! Freddie heard him say that, and thought that he was quite random about it. john.. |
| DeadAndGone 13.09.2006 07:41 |
was standing and he looked like he was sleeping, than, Freddie |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 08:04 |
..slapped him across the face to wake him up. Then john.... |
| Queen_Rox 13.09.2006 10:37 |
let out a big yawn and said, "Thanks, Freddie." Freddie... |
| eenaweena 13.09.2006 10:47 |
slaps john's butt. "what the hell did you do that for, fred?" freddie says... |
| DeadAndGone 13.09.2006 11:46 |
"just checking are u still here, dear" |
| Queen_Rox 13.09.2006 18:19 |
John said, "Well, yes I'm still here, but that doesn't mean you have to be a nasty pevert." |
| Smitty 13.09.2006 22:07 |
"Well at least I can sing!" Freddie replied and he stuck his tongue out. John... |
| Queen_Rox 13.09.2006 22:12 |
made a stupid face and retorted, "Well, the least you could learn to play a guitar besides piano!" Freddie... |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 22:20 |
Is mildly disturbed when Roger goes over and slaps both their asses since he's a dirty pervert (like usual), but then in upset because those buns of steel really hurt his hand (not the other way around as he had intended) - of course, about this time, good Mr. Irwin had built a small fire and had cooked the snake into delicious little meaty snack-bits that looked a lot like those little meat and cheese balls you find at holiday parties - of course, everyone was starving and they each ate their bit and Roger (the dirty young man) pointed out to Freddie that "You're eating a snake in public" and Freddie nearly choked on his bits of black mamba, and In order to try and save his dear little life, John - in an act of remarkalbe courage - |
| Carol! the Musical 13.09.2006 22:32 |
.. began to choke on his mamba as well, so that Freddie wouldn't feel lonely, choking all by his lonesome self. So now they were both coughing and weezing and gasping for breath. "Crikey!", exclaimed Steve without a hint of accent. "You guys are screeeeeeeewed!" "You mean you were faking the Australian accent all along?!", a beweildered Brian yelled. "N-new, Oi din't... Screw it. You didn't hear a thing." And with that, Steve ran away.... Meanwhile Roger was roaring with laughter. "Snake!!!", he screamed, out of breath. "In public, too!" So Brian threw the shoe as hard as he could, hitting Freddie in the back. Freddie... |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 22:37 |
Is in general annoyed with his new back-ache, but mostly flattered that John treated him like the queen of England... |
| eenaweena 13.09.2006 22:59 |
so freddie starts looking all... lusty towards john. john, being freked out... |
| Carol! the Musical 13.09.2006 23:06 |
<font color="indigo"><b>friedchicken \m/ wrote: so freddie starts looking all... lusty towards john. john, being freked out...^ xD xD! John said, "Freddie, you know I don't swing that way.." He took two steps away from Freddie. However, Freddie took three forward and ended up tumbling over into John's lap, as they both fell down. "Thank you, Johnny...", said Freddie, batting his eyelashes. John... |
| eenaweena 13.09.2006 23:47 |
screams real loud. in a squealy voice. brian and roger start laughing so john... |
| Queen_Rox 14.09.2006 00:02 |
yelled at Freddie, "Don't even think about kissing me, Freddie!!" Freddie... |
| eenaweena 14.09.2006 00:09 |
starts running around, chasing john, in a smoochy face. brian and roger burst out laughing. so... |
| Queen_Rox 14.09.2006 00:12 |
while Freddie was chasing him, John panted to catch him breath & yelled at him, "Stop it, Freddie! Stop it!" |
| Farrokh Mercury 14.09.2006 00:15 |
John trips over Roger, who is laughing so hard that he has fallen to the ground. |
| eenaweena 14.09.2006 00:30 |
Brian is still laughing. |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 07:29 |
With an evil grin on his face, Brian grabs Freddie my the arm in order to whisper something into his ear....... |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 13:15 |
'Freddie show him your penis,' he whispers 'John's afraid of gentialia he can't work 'em,' |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 17:47 |
And since the situation was so very awkward, everyone was very glad when a small furry rabbit approached Freddie and asked him if he had "a light" for his cigarette ... |
| Smitty 14.09.2006 19:12 |
Freddie promptly threw the rabbit into the fire to make some more meaty snack bits. Soon he remembered.... |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 19:17 |
That if he hadn't thrown the rabbit in the fire, he could have made it into part of a coat - but everyone was eating the little meaty bits, but no one was liking it since the rabbit had been heavily effected by its tobacco addiction and so... |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 19:29 |
Brian laughed when he saw the others spit out the rabbit(he didn't eat any of it because he is a vegetarian, yeah that was obvious) then Roger walked over to Brian and......... |
| Smitty 14.09.2006 19:55 |
threw up in his hair. |
| Sergei. 14.09.2006 20:04 |
All of a sudden Kake came up to Roger and said, "roger taylore ur so fit y doo u throe upp evin tho u r fit ar u sik¿" Angrily, Roger... |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 20:58 |
says "Look, kid, I got rid of a whole 'Meddows' from my name, what makes you think I would want the 'e' back ? And in the wrong place !" And, in a case of mistaken identity, Brain eats kake (he was very hungery since he abstained from the previous meaty bits) and doesn't feel one bit bad about it, though a byte is relegated to momentary sorrow for the loss of life... |
| as it began 14.09.2006 20:59 |
kicked him in the balls with his new purple shoes he just bought from Kengsiton. Suddenly he became inspired to write a song.. |
| Farrokh Mercury 14.09.2006 23:42 |
because the sound of Brian's screach reminded him of a rooster, crowing in the morn'. Brian... |
| deleted user 15.09.2006 18:11 |
Realises that someone must have been outposted and skips back to his blip of sorrow for eating kake - unless he realises that the point of this thread may be gay sex between members of a certain band, in which case everyone gets naked, rubs themselves with vaseline and reenacts all the great conquerings of European history (in a purely metaphorical way) and Freddie is very displeased at having to be the oft-conquered Spain... |
| Carol! the Musical 16.09.2006 20:06 |
<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: Realises that someone must have been outposted and skips back to his blip of sorrow for eating kake - unless he realises that the point of this thread may be gay sex between members of a certain band, in which case everyone gets naked, rubs themselves with vaseline and reenacts all the great conquerings of European history (in a purely metaphorical way) and Freddie is very displeased at having to be the oft-conquered Spain...Freddie whined, "I don't want Spaaaaain!" "What on earth do you mean?", asked a perplexed Roger. Freddie took a deep breath and procedeed to take out a jar of vaseline. "THIS is what I mean", he said very matter of factly. :P |
| deleted user 16.09.2006 22:30 |
Roger was overjoyed since his lips had been very chapped prior to Freddie's offer - and proceeded to look as if he was wearing an absurd amount of lip gloss, so everyone decided that it was time to move on and go to the Prado, where Freddie stole "Las Meninas" and gave it to his good friend Charles, who likes it ever-so-much... |
| Sergei. 17.09.2006 11:49 |
..And Freddie donned a pair of old gym socks that smelled like sweat and fish and were filled with spider eggs and were stiffer than Viagra and radioactive so you had to use tongs if you wanted to pick them up. Not to mention there was a hole in the corner that allowed his pinky toe to breeeeeath. |
| deleted user 17.09.2006 13:48 |
And then Roger screamed "Kidnapper! Someone is trying to steal my baby!" Freddie and Brian ran to help (John couldn't care less) and tackled the presumed child snatcher, a 75 year old lady. "Let's keep this family friendly!" she screamed, and then passed out. "Wait," Freddie said,"Rog, you won't have kids for another five years." Roger ripped his hair out and danced like a monkey around the store. "Quick! Find an Easy Bake oven! The terrible taste will knock him out and possibly cure him!" said Bri. Meanwhile, John... |
| deleted user 17.09.2006 16:17 |
is making out with some random chick who was walking by...... |
| deleted user 17.09.2006 16:17 |
is making out with some random chick who was walking by...... |
| deleted user 17.09.2006 16:17 |
is making out with some random chick who was walking by...... |
| deleted user 17.09.2006 16:17 |
Sorry I triple clicked! I'm pretty smart |
| deleted user 17.09.2006 16:26 |
... And Freddie's defective sock caused him to have a right nasty case of foot-fungus, and therefore not have sex until it cleared up (which would be in three days) - this nearly killed him and was only made bearable when John suddenly ran off with his random girl and would only be able to return after two legitimate story adds, unless called back during his duties by some unfeeling bitch... |
| deleted user 17.09.2006 17:14 |
Anyway, Bri finally found the Oven and gave it to Freddie. I had a whole lot ranting more, but remembered the one sentence rule... |
| deleted user 17.09.2006 17:25 |
(Haha - all my posts are seriously one sentence. I'm not kidding. Oh, except for when I wrote a bit of a monologue for Roger, but that doesn't count, it was thematic punctuation !) ...Freddie took the Oven and gave it a queer look - it was for making food, which to him was a really novel concept, but not anything he really had an overwhelming urge to try, so he decided to wait for the next post so that John could try and make it work... |
| deleted user 17.09.2006 17:53 |
the next post came and John got it to work, but he............ |
| queen mercury 33542 18.09.2006 18:21 |
broke the nobbs off! In panic, he reached for any device he could find to screw them on, but it was no use! "Now how are we going to cook food?", Freddie growled |
| deleted user 18.09.2006 19:11 |
In a not terribly unusual flash (! - ahh- ahhh) of genius, John made everyone his signature disk - cheese on toast, and everyone was very happy since it was slightly less expensive than making a whole grilled-cheese sandwich... |
| queen mercury 33542 18.09.2006 19:16 |
Meanwhile, Freddie decided to rummage around to mae something for dessert. He didn't find anything, and he didn't know what to do! He was craving chockolate. |
| deleted user 18.09.2006 19:20 |
...So he nicked a couple of Lindt truffles off the shelf and started to much on them - of course, by the time he got to the Amaretto one, he realised that they weren't really that great, and were, in fact, pretty cheap - so he ... |
| deleted user 18.09.2006 23:09 |
Spit them out and took out apair of scissors to cut some of Bri's hair off since he was desperatley craving something dark to eat. Brian turned and snapped... |
| deleted user 18.09.2006 23:56 |
...the scissors out of Freddie's hands - just as Freddie was about to subject his tongue to a bit of very nasty-greasy (all that product, you know) hair, thankfully, it never made it quite that far as that since Roger re-entered the story and tried to give Freddie a wedgie, only to find out Freddie's underwear was already doing that sort of thing naturally... |
| eenaweena 20.09.2006 08:08 |
.. so freddie was wondering why roger was so aroused with his underwear. |