| Queen Archivist 04.09.2006 12:58 |
I am bored. I confess. I have builders in my house just now and I cannot do what I need to do. But I can get to my beloved laptop. So, because I know how you all admire and respect me, and my humble work efforts of course, I thought I'd come onto QZ and, no doubt, rub a few of you up the wrong way. Please don't deny me that. The life of a Queen Archivist can lack confrontation and good old fashioned clashes and lockings of horns, and differences of opinion generally. I miss that from the office environment I used to work in. So... I would like to invite all of you wee QueenZoneMoanClones (not much offence intended) to offer on this link YOUR very own description of Greg Brooks. YOUR words, not borrowed ones. Be original and creative for once. Yes, that last loaded comment WAS meant to antagonise you into inspiration. Cunning huh? I can feel some of you beginning to seethe. That's the spirit. I'd like to see who among you are witty, refreshingly funny and clever, original, ground-breaking, even, and who lacks originality and humour. Come on, let's see who is funny and who is not. YV, I'm expecting great things from you - that or a cutting remark about my ego. But try to rise above the obvious. And yes we know this thread is probably in the wrong section, but who really cares? So then, in 20 words or less, and not using the bad words beginning with F, C, W or P (because that's just puerile, and I'm hoping for something genuinely amusing) I invite you to finish the following:- GREG BROOKS IS................... Try to make it original and not predictable. I think it reasonable that I choose the winner, and the prize is that I will answer ANY Queen question of your choosing, honestly and openly, unless I think of a clever way around it in the meantime - which is unlikely. Come on then. You know you love to hate me. Here's your chance. Let's see what you got. Make me cry if you think you're harsh enough! Yes, it is true, I am ranting on a bit. I can't deny that, but like I said on another thread here today, It is THIS, or me having to clear out the shed instead. I'm therefore going this irritating route. NOT using 'those' naughty predictable words (and thereby restricting many of you - because a lot of you rely on swearing to make a point, whereas an intelligent person needs no such vocabulary) impart your wily wisdom and cleverness. Impress us all and reduce the beast Brooks to tears. He deserves it. Mid-life crisis. Must be! |
| Gone. 04.09.2006 12:59 |
GREG BROOKS IS INTELLIGENT. =D! |
| Nathan 04.09.2006 13:00 |
GREG BROOKS IS THE BEST. You deserve your own appreciation thread, sir. |
| Serry... 04.09.2006 13:03 |
Diagnosis: attention seeking. Signed by general practitioner: Serry P.S. Poor builders... Hey guys, only 12 days left! |
| AC 04.09.2006 13:12 |
... a spammer? You'll soon have more posts than me, Mr. Brooks! :-) |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 04.09.2006 13:15 |
GREG BROOKS HAS MET MY IDOLS MANY TIMES. :O |
| Deacon Fan 04.09.2006 13:21 |
hehe Greg Brooks is actually a very friendly and cool guy with a wicked sense of humor. I know you from some emails we exchanged Greg and I even sent you a disc of pointless edits I made (remember Jeffrey?). Like most of these other tossers, I use an alias here ;) Unlike most of these tossers, I tend to stay out of conversations which I know nothing about, so I haven't been very active in any of the legendary threads with which you've been involved, but they are quite amusing to read at times. I always quietly take your side of course ;) I think what people fail to realize is that even the "Queen Archivist" is a human being with personal thoughts and feelings and with the same invitation to wreak havoc around here as the rest of these nuts. And when it comes to solid information, there are those who selfishly assume the position of Mr. Knowitall whilst pointing to the amount of money and time they've invested in being a collector rather than giving what they may or may not have back to the rightful owners (at least in the form of copies, haha). And then there is one with access to the real stuff and with genuine knowledge who's proven he's capable of putting together amazing product for fans... I know who my money's on :) |
| Queen Archivist 04.09.2006 13:36 |
Nice one Mikahl. HERE HERE! I agree with your wise words. Someone on my side is rather a novelty here. I'm not sure though if i want to get used to that. Being hated is more fun. Jeffrey... you are a nice chap. Good on ya. |
| Joeker 04.09.2006 13:38 |
greg if you dont have any good footage to share... dont share any at all |
| radio_what's_new 04.09.2006 13:52 |
Greg Brooks is....finally getting the clue; you receive what you give...and I mean that in a nice way. |
| Poo, again 04.09.2006 13:56 |
Greg, are you single? |
| Serry... 04.09.2006 14:00 |
<font color=pink>The Millionaire Waltz wrote: Greg, are you single?He's with the builders |
| Rick 04.09.2006 14:08 |
Greg, you really need to be ashamed of yourself. The archivist of our favourite band is a pervert, spammer, attention-seeker etc. You're not worth this job, you're really not worth the blood that runs through your veins. Look at yourself man. You should know better, but you're not a hair better then any other spammer here. I really can't understand that Brian and Roger, even QP in general accept you. You ruined everything here, thank you very much. Asshole. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 04.09.2006 14:26 |
Serry... wrote:LMAO! xD<font color=pink>The Millionaire Waltz wrote: Greg, are you single?He's with the builders |
| Joeker 04.09.2006 15:02 |
fatty would make a good archivist... |
| Poo, again 04.09.2006 15:09 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:Serry... wrote:LMAO! xD<font color=pink>The Millionaire Waltz wrote: Greg, are you single?He's with the builders |
| The Fairy King 04.09.2006 15:09 |
GREG BROOKS IS AN link |
| Fireplace 04.09.2006 15:13 |
Greg Brooks is certainly not worth the attention he is so desperately trying to draw upon himself now that people have gotten used to his deranged ways. Back to the padded walls mate! |
| magicalfreddiemercury 04.09.2006 15:13 |
GB is... like the kid in junior high who always sat alone in the back of the class... and in the lunchroom, and in the playground. You know... the kid nobody wanted to be around because he seemed so needy yet so full of himself. He might have been intelligent. He might have had a terrific sense of humor. No one will ever know for certain, however, because he had this awful tendency to puff and preen in a failed attempt to impress. |
| verygood 04.09.2006 15:27 |
GREG BROOKS IS...................Sexy |
| Lisser 04.09.2006 15:48 |
Frustrated. Frustrated I think, because he's got access to all this really neat stuff but isn't allowed to share the wealth with anyone else. Its like winning the lottery and not being allowed to spend a dime of it. Am I close? Warm? A little? |
| The Real Wizard 04.09.2006 15:59 |
Lisser wrote: Frustrated. Frustrated I think, because he's got access to all this really neat stuff but isn't allowed to share the wealth with anyone else. Its like winning the lottery and not being allowed to spend a dime of it. Am I close? Warm? A little?Yeah, come to think of it, I think I agree. Not only that, but he's not allowed to talk about it. I'm sure he'd love to say everything, but the powers above him won't let it happen. |
| Donna13 04.09.2006 16:49 |
... in love with his car? |
| deleted user 04.09.2006 16:59 |
Donna13 wrote: ... in love with his car?...such a clean machine. |
| Josh Henson 04.09.2006 17:06 |
Greg Brooks is....the gate keeper! |
| Pierre 04.09.2006 17:23 |
Greg Brooks is a brave man !?! |
| deleted user 04.09.2006 17:41 |
google says, "Greg Brooks is homeless." "Greg Brooks is playing his butt off." "Greg Brooks is flying up the charts after some good workouts." "Greg Brooks is STILL a Bengal." "Greg Brooks is loyal to the facility and to the Department of Corrections." "Greg Brooks is the Peppermaster®." |
| Penetration_Guru 04.09.2006 17:50 |
...until he isn't, then he was. |
| Wilki Amieva 04.09.2006 17:59 |
...property of QUEEN Productions. |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 04.09.2006 18:00 |
Greg Brooks is... my profile picture. :) |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 04.09.2006 18:05 |
<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote: Greg Brooks is... my profile picture. :)What's that man holding on his lap???? |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 04.09.2006 18:09 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:I don't know, ask Greg.<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote: Greg Brooks is... my profile picture. :)What's that man holding on his lap???? XD |
| pow wow 04.09.2006 18:24 |
.....in need of a good woman. Go on Poppy give him a chance! You could be our girl on the inside getting all the info. Just imagine the pillow talk (trying not too!) Do it for Blighty and just think of England. |
| runner70 04.09.2006 18:28 |
...Supposed to be working hard on those legendary Queen Box sets - instaed he is posting silly and senseless comments in a Queen Forum consisting mainly out of psychopaths |
| Vilatrista 04.09.2006 19:05 |
Who is Greg Brooks? |
| eiddref 04.09.2006 19:09 |
embarrassing his employers. He needs to pull his head in and get on with the job at hand. |
| Crezchi 04.09.2006 19:15 |
He is John Deacon! Nah, Greg isn't too bad, he just needs to cool out a bit. |
| AmeriQueen 04.09.2006 19:24 |
My best for Greg Brooks, I'll tell you in advance, is "SLOW!", but if I am going to say it to really emphasize Greg Brooks, than I will say, "S-L-..." and you can look for the end of the word to finally be released X-mas '09. Whether it actually does or not, depends on how many more Greg delays we will have. |
| newcastle 86 04.09.2006 19:34 |
GREG BROOKS IS A FAT BASTARD WHO HAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO BUT EAT BISCUITS AND PIES. HE IS TALENTLESS INDEED HE CANT MAKE HIS WIFE CUM..... i love this place dont it just make yer heart happy! come on greg lets banter! |
| Josh Henson 04.09.2006 19:58 |
Wilki Amieva wrote: ...property of QUEEN Productions.Funny shit! |
| radio_what's_new 04.09.2006 20:46 |
<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote: Greg Brooks is... my profile picture. :)too bad... |
| deleted user 04.09.2006 23:24 |
Greg Brooks is in love with Richard Simmons and working out right now. |
| Ready_Coddie 04.09.2006 23:55 |
turned on by Body Language? |
| inu-liger 05.09.2006 00:27 |
Sort of in response to what Mikahl (Jeff) said, I also think Greg is indeed a very nice guy if you really do get to know him. I've spoken to Greg on the phone before, and exchanged countless e-mails, and he sounds like a really nice person. No harsh words from either of us, nothing. And if you catch Greg in a good mood, he may just surprise you with something nice ;-) -Richard Guilbault. |
| john bodega 05.09.2006 02:10 |
Greg Brooks is funnier than a one legged man going down the stairs. |
| thanks freddie 05.09.2006 02:30 |
Who the fuck is Greg Brooks ;-) |
| The Fairy King 05.09.2006 02:51 |
thanks freddie wrote: Who the fuck is Greg Brooks ;-)Garth Brooks' brother |
| The Fairy King 05.09.2006 02:52 |
<b><font color=009966>?Poppy? wrote: Greg Brooks is... my profile picture. :)MY EYES!!!! O.o |
| Togg 05.09.2006 04:51 |
Greg Brooks is .... beginning to amuse me, this post is a fine example of how sometimes I feel under that rather Gollum like exterior lurks Smeagol, someone with a sense of humour and the ability to laugh at himself. Then just as suddenly he transforms back into Gollum and lurks in a cave (The Queen Archives to you and me) not allowing anyone sight of the treasures inside. I have often felt bad and disliking you Mr Brooks as I do not like to have negative feelings about anyone, particularly someone linked with my favorite band, but when you do appear as Smeagol I warm to you and try to put aside my doubts about your character. Good post, I like and admire anyone that can poke fun at themselves! |
| zaiga 05.09.2006 05:46 |
Wilki Amieva wrote: ...property of QUEEN Productions.DING, DING, DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!!! |
| Fireplace 05.09.2006 06:33 |
....laughing his arse off reading this. |
| eenaweena 05.09.2006 06:45 |
...creepy. ...and has a clitoris fetish. |
| deleted user 05.09.2006 06:54 |
i thought that was aufdeutsch? |
| eenaweena 05.09.2006 07:10 |
i thought that they were one and the same? or are they not? oh well. |
| deleted user 05.09.2006 07:25 |
oy, i hope not! i sometimes wonder about aufdeutsch. like, who does that? who is that strange? |
| stuartdyan 05.09.2006 07:35 |
self centred fake |
| FGV 05.09.2006 08:07 |
Just by sheer curiosity, how old is this Greg Brooks? I've been reading some of the confrontations between him and other posters and I just feel a disturbing lack of maturity from him. What the hell is this all about? What kind of talk is this in a forum visited by many of your company's clients. Grow up! |
| deleted user 05.09.2006 08:42 |
FGV wrote: Just by sheer curiosity, how old is this Greg Brooks? I've been reading some of the confrontations between him and other posters and I just feel a disturbing lack of maturity from him. What the hell is this all about? What kind of talk is this in a forum visited by many of your company's clients. Grow up!that is rather a good point. |
| Poo, again 05.09.2006 12:58 |
greg will u marry me r u fit |
| S@turn 05.09.2006 13:00 |
missed this, and I dont want to be predictable so.. I dont say.. GB is posting in the wrong section or GB is becoming a Queenzoner, in behavior and posting frequency but I say GB is just like the most of us, now and then a pain in the ass, now and then a laugh, now and then bored, now and then wrong, now and then fun, now and then hiding his real face, like any wise person here, and he has a job that most of us here are jealous on What doesnt mean we need to be jealous at his life, but I dont need to know a bit about that enough said about one person here, there are more important things to talk about then just one queenzoner more :) |
| Ms. Bea Haven 05.09.2006 13:20 |
...a super-sonic, idiotic, disconnected, brain affected and rejected monkey man from Mars. (No, not really, but I just felt like giving an unpredictable response. :o))) |
| Micrówave 05.09.2006 15:16 |
FGV wrote: Just by sheer curiosity, how old is this Greg Brooks?Just slice a leg and count the rings... Cmon, Greg! How can we insult you when it's invited? That's expecting a little much out of this class, don'cha think? Here goes... Greg Brooks is SOOOOOO old, he's still working on the Lawrence Welk box set, of whom he is also an Archivist for. |
| kagezan1313 05.09.2006 15:35 |
...most likely somewhere in the vault, face buried in the crotch of an unwashed pair of Freddie's trousers, inhaling deeply and masturbating furiously, same as every other work day. |
| Asterik 05.09.2006 15:43 |
kagezan1313 wrote: ...most likely somewhere in the vault, face buried in the crotch of an unwashed pair of Freddie's trousers, inhaling deeply and masturbating furiously, same as every other work day.good Lord, what images. |
| Sergei. 05.09.2006 16:14 |
an attention seeking retard. |
