| queen mercury 33542 25.08.2006 18:45 |
Hey all. A friend and I wrote this parody to Killer Queen. It was difficult because of all the twists and turns and sall. Tell me if you like it, and if you have any better ideas, to match the rhythm and stuff, let me know. Thanks. Here is is. Queen of Dairy Queen She keeps a cute little plastic sign, In her pretty cupboard door. Low prices on blizzard treats, Just like what she heard before. A real frozen get-away, With ice-cream for every day. And anytime she may invite you, You can’t decline. Chocolate shakes, Vanilla ones. Whip cream and lots of fun. Extraordinarily nice. Queen of dairy queen, No yogurt or jello fiend, No health foods, they make her scream. Guaranteed to freeze your mind. Anytime! Although she says that she is light, She has a monstrous appetite. Wanna try dq too? To avoid getting kicked out, She never puts up a protest. In conversation, she offers a drumstick, Just the best! Took a trip to China, To find an ice cream diner. Then all of the sudden she found, A dairy queen lover from pound to pound. He gracefully took her by the hand, Said I will take you to dairy queen land. She blushed and said with pride, Yes. Please be my guide. Queen of dairy queen, No yogurt or jello fiend, No health foods, they make her scream! Guaranteed to freeze your mind. Anytime! Although she says that she is light, She has a monstrous appetite. Wanna try dq too? Drop of a spoon, It excites her! And she goes crazy like a loon. Temporarily out of contact, With the rest of the world. This simply drives her mad. Mad. She’s out to get more! Queen of dairy queen, No yogurt or jello fiend. No health foods, they make her scream. Guaranteed to freeze your mind. Anytime! Although she says that she is light, She has a monstrous appetite! Are you sure you wanna try dq? |
| L-R-TIGER1994 25.08.2006 19:38 |
How about this one?: MedGaga: I lie awake in the dead of night I gave myself a horrible fright I had a problem medical And find myself in hospital I give them blood, I pee in jars They run more tests on the hour Up at dawn, down at dusk For us night owls this lifestyle sucks I'm hooked up to all these machines Sensors stuck everywhere it seems I make 'em beep, I make 'em ping They're measuring almost everything They want me to sleep with all this noise I tell you I'm not here by choice Tube down my nose, drip in a vein And drug me up to stop the pain Goodness knows what this will cost Let me out before my brain goes bust! All I hear is medical ga ga Medical goo goo Medical ga ga All I hear is medical ga ga Medical blah blah So David, what's new? Run more tests on you Look in my eyes and down my throat "Wiggle your fingers" "Touch your nose" "So tell me, David, how do you feel?" You've got to be kidding- are you for real? You give to me stuff to put me to sleep Then wake me up to tickle my feet Tell me to try and get more rest Then drag me out for another test You think I'm here for a holiday? It's not my first choice of a place to stay The tv's broken, the room is cold The food is awful, the nurses old I'm bored, I'm tired, I feel okay First chance I've got, I'm on my way! But all I hear is medical ga ga Medical goo goo Medical ga ga All I hear is medical ga ga Medical blah blah So David, what's new? Run more tests on you |
| L-R-TIGER1994 25.08.2006 19:39 |
or this one?: Get Down make lunch: want a sandwich Then pass the beets And toss the salad- I slice the meats You spread mustard I butter bread Make lunch Time to get fed- everybody Get down make lunch Get down make lunch Get don make lunch Get down make lunch You don't want nothing big But it's just a light snack Something quick to do you To stop the hunger attack You say that's enough That I've given you too much Ev'rytime I get a Get down get down get down Make lunch (Get down) An onion - (make lunch) chop for me (Get down) A lettuce - (make lunch) break for me (Get down) Don't want nothin' heavy (make lunch) (Get down) What you make me (make lunch) You make lunch you make lunch you make lunch you make lunch You can make ev'rybody get down make lunch Get down make lunch You don't want nothing big But it's just a light snack Something quick to do you To stop the hunger attack You say that's enough That I've given you too much Ev'rytime I go to Get down get down get down Get down make lunch |
| L-R-TIGER1994 25.08.2006 19:42 |
or this one?: Hair Bri Bri: Brian, I'd sit alone and watch your hair, The only thing I've seen in years, And everything I had to know, I found it somewhere in your hair, You've never cut it from when Queen formed, Through BoRhap times till Days Of Our Lives, You made us rock, you made us roll, You made us feel like your hair was alive, Brians Hair, So dont let it become, some short haircut, Made into a wig, for some bald prat, Who I just dont know, and I just dont care You'll just complain when it's not there, You have your hair, you have the power, Dont get a haircut, it'll be the worst hour, Brians Hair, All we see is Haircut Bri Bri, Haircut dont go, Haircut Bri Bri, All we see is haircut Bri Bri, Haircut please stay, Haircut whats new? That bloody haircut will stay with you, We've watched the hair - for signs for life, We'll keep watching it for hours & hours, We hardly need to use our eyes, Everytime we wake, we know it's there alive, Lets hope it never runs away, Like all good things, it wont come back, So stick around, we might miss it, When we grow tired of all this short hair, You have THE hair, you have the power, You've yet to have your hair cut short, Brians Hair, All We see is Haircut Bri Bri, Haircut dont go, Haircut Bri Bri, All we see is haircut Bri Bri, Haircut dont go, Haircut Bri Bri, All we see is haircut Bri Bri, Haircut please stay, Haircut whats new? That bloody haircut will stay with you, Haircut Bri Bri, Haircut Bri Bri, Haircut Bri Bri, Brians Hair, You have The hair, you have the power, You've yet to have your haircut short, Brians Hair |
| queen mercury 33542 25.08.2006 20:28 |
Thos are all nice. Do you like my parody? Or do the words not form together, like in killer queen? I think I found someone to help. I'd take out the brian's hair parody. Don't like that one as well as radio goahead goahead but I also love get down make lunch. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 25.08.2006 21:25 |
Both of yours is awesome!!!!! Write MORE! =) |
| it was electric7 25.08.2006 23:29 |
Can you also include which song your doing a parody of ? |
| queen mercury 33542 26.08.2006 00:11 |
Mine is to killer queen. I'm not sure if I got the rhyming right since it was difficult to do. A friend helped out. And yes. The other person who posts parodies, please title the ones you do. Thanks. |
| Bohemian MAY-niac/Deaconite 26.08.2006 00:28 |
Queen Mercury, Your parody is SWEET!! I love to go to Dairy Queen!! Their Blizzards rock!!! Ok, now I have to think of one. Hmmmmmm... I love all the others too!! Keep em' coming!! |
| L-R-TIGER1994 26.08.2006 01:46 |
They are Radio gaga both and get down make love. |
| queen mercury 33542 26.08.2006 01:50 |
I love the parodies you wrote to get down make love, and I love radio gah gah. The one about medical. That's good. |
| Hooligan's Holiday 26.08.2006 16:38 |
I did a Harry Potter parody to the March of the Black Queen!! *finds months-old email in which said parody was sent to a HP fan site* THE MARCH OF THE DARK LORD Death Eaters: Kill the muggles Kill the muggles Kill the muggles For our enjoyment The Dark Lord would be proud For we do his bidding Ron: I've never seen nothing like it, no never in my life The Death Eaters have them floating in the air, they're still alive We've got to hide in the forest Mr. Weasly: Ron, take your sister Hermione: Ooh, gimme a little time to think Why is this happening at the World Cup? Harry: Who cares, they're Death Eaters, now we'd better run Death Eaters: We praise the Dark Lord, we respect his power Fie fo, the Dark Lord, over us he towers Break this, smash that Keep the muggles in pain March to the Dark Lord Ron: Put them in Azkaban where they can't escape Take away their wands, I'd like to see them try get out again Hood on, hood on ev'ry one of their heads Death Eaters: We've only begun, begun Jinx this, kill that Keep making muggles cry March to the Dark Lord Ginny: Now Ron, I've had enough Why is it when we think they're gone They always come back again? Harry: A man comes behind me and shouts a spell "MORSMORDRE!" then a flash and bang I whirl around and see nothing there But a green skull and snake High in the sky It's mean and it's green and it's scary Ministry Workers: Hey, we've caught them now! Ron: Hey it's Harry, are you alright? Ministry Workers: Oi! Before he gets away! STUPEFY!!! Mr. Weasly: Hey don't stun them, that's my son! Just leave the kids alone! Death Eaters: He reigns with his left hand, he kills with his right He's lord of all darkness He's king of the night We've got the power Now do the March Of The Dark Lord Innocent Muggles: Our life is in your hands Our freedom is yours We'll be what you make us We'll do what you like We'll be your servants We'll be your servants We'll do the March of the Dark Lord Ludo Bagman: Cowardly and vile Send them to do the job Death Eaters: Fie fo, the Dark Lord Tattoed all our arms When he touches one of them We flee to his side He's our leader... Moody: Round up your curses and your jinxes Now is the time to defend yourself Dumbledore: Don't let him scare you He's only here to help us He'll teach you how to keep yourself alive In the dark times we face In my hands, you're safe... *Buah-ha-ha* |
| Jakobe 26.08.2006 18:18 |
HAHAH! I love the Brian's hair one. Hilarious. |