Haruko Aozora 24.08.2006 12:39 |
check out this link! super fun! hehe! link |
7 seas of Rhye 24.08.2006 13:05 |
Those were funny! "Can fat people go skinny dipping?" lol. |
Haruko Aozora 24.08.2006 13:35 |
I wouldn't wanna see that... |
deleted user 24.08.2006 14:28 |
Lol! It's hilarious! :) |
Micrówave 24.08.2006 17:26 |
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day and all Holidays, why is there a lock on the door? |
deleted user 24.08.2006 17:41 |
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking? HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's so not funny yet hilarious! |
FriedChicken 24.08.2006 17:46 |
7 seas of Rhye wrote: Those were funny! "Can fat people go skinny dipping?" lol.No, they cant. Thats forbidden by law |
FriedChicken 24.08.2006 17:48 |
Some questions are very easy to answer. |
FriedChicken 24.08.2006 17:55 |
"Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?" No, an umbilical cord doesn't have nerves. "Why can't liquor freeze? " Liquor can freeze. But alcohol (or water with alcohol) needs a lower temperature to freeze. "If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?" Yes, karaoke means "empty orchestra". And it doesn't matter who wrote the song. "Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?" Joey isn't short for Joe.. Joey and Joe are both short for Joseph. "If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?" Pastors aren't allowed to get married |
iGSM 24.08.2006 20:16 |
Also 'fat' people go chunky dunking instead of skinny dipping. |
7 seas of Rhye 24.08.2006 21:50 |
iGSM wrote: Also 'fat' people go chunky dunking instead of skinny dipping.Hahahaha! |
That guy who digs energy domes 24.08.2006 22:12 |
Someone answer this one If the man in the back didnt say everyone attack, would it still have turned into a ballroom blitz? |
thomasquinn 32989 25.08.2006 08:34 |
FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: "Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?" No, an umbilical cord doesn't have nerves. "Why can't liquor freeze? " Liquor can freeze. But alcohol (or water with alcohol) needs a lower temperature to freeze. "If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?" Yes, karaoke means "empty orchestra". And it doesn't matter who wrote the song. "Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?" Joey isn't short for Joe.. Joey and Joe are both short for Joseph. "If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?" Pastors aren't allowed to get marriedMy thoughts exactly. And this is just a portion of the answerable part. Kinda makes the rest look a little pale. |
great king rat 1138 25.08.2006 08:51 |
FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: Pastors aren't allowed to get marriedPastors (or priests/ministers/vicars/clergy) can and do get married in most denominations other than catholicism... however, I don't think they're allowed to marry themselves. Can you imagine if they got hideously mashed. They'd end up with about twelve wives/husbands! |
iGSM 25.08.2006 13:35 |
Of course they can't marry themselves! Terribly hedonistic! :) |
thomasquinn 32989 25.08.2006 15:36 |
great king rat 1138 wrote:Pastors, priests, vicars, clergy are terms refering exclusively to Catholic functions, my friend. Whoops.FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: Pastors aren't allowed to get marriedPastors (or priests/ministers/vicars/clergy) can and do get married in most denominations other than catholicism... however, I don't think they're allowed to marry themselves. Can you imagine if they got hideously mashed. They'd end up with about twelve wives/husbands! |
user name 25.08.2006 15:41 |
The Artist Formerly Known As Paul JR wrote: Someone answer this one If the man in the back didnt say everyone attack, would it still have turned into a ballroom blitz?It is arguable that should the man in the back have held back, then the girl in the corner would have been the instigator of the situation. |
Janet 25.08.2006 16:17 |
<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:I am a Protestant and we have always referred to our ministers as "Pastor" (And they have all been married.).great king rat 1138 wrote:Pastors, priests, vicars, clergy are terms refering exclusively to Catholic functions, my friend. Whoops.FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: Pastors aren't allowed to get marriedPastors (or priests/ministers/vicars/clergy) can and do get married in most denominations other than catholicism... however, I don't think they're allowed to marry themselves. Can you imagine if they got hideously mashed. They'd end up with about twelve wives/husbands! |
thomasquinn 32989 25.08.2006 16:56 |
Janet wrote:The title pastor is (incorrectly) used by Lutherans, Mennonites, Methodists, Presbyterians, Reformed tradition churches, and Baptists, as a kind of honorary title for the minister. However, a pastor is traditionally the title of a Roman-Catholic priest. It is also interesting to note that the US is the only country in the world (including other English-speaking countries) to use this term or a translated equivalent of it for any protestant minister.<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:I am a Protestant and we have always referred to our ministers as "Pastor" (And they have all been married.).great king rat 1138 wrote:Pastors, priests, vicars, clergy are terms refering exclusively to Catholic functions, my friend. Whoops.FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: Pastors aren't allowed to get marriedPastors (or priests/ministers/vicars/clergy) can and do get married in most denominations other than catholicism... however, I don't think they're allowed to marry themselves. Can you imagine if they got hideously mashed. They'd end up with about twelve wives/husbands! As for the married part; they're protestants, not Catholics. They can marry. |
Haruko Aozora 25.08.2006 18:24 |
greek-catholic priests can marry... |
thomasquinn 32989 26.08.2006 07:16 |
Haruko Aozora wrote: greek-catholic priests can marry...They're not Catholic. They're Greek-Orthodox. There are three main branches of Christianity (we will exclude Coptic Christians from this, as it makes matters confusing and they are only a very small group): Eastern Orthodox (Church of Constantinople, Church of Greece, etc.) : they are a direct continuation of the dominant movement in early Christianity from rougly the later portion of the second century AD. Roman Catholic Church: separated from the Eastern Orthodox Churches in the 11th century AD. In stead of the Patriarch in charge of the Eastern Orthodox Church, they established the Bishop of Rome as God's representative on earth, making him infallible (a practice not present in other Christian Churches) Protestantism: a name given to all those denominations following the ideas of the 16th century "reformation". This includes, but is not limited to, the abolition of priesthood (a priest has authority over his congregation, a minister is technically speaking the equal of his), celibacy, worship of saints (which could be argued as being polytheistic) and unconditional loyalty to the Pope. In effect, this liberalized Christianity, including the common man (and to a lesser degree, woman) in its services more, and making Christianity individualistic and non-hierachical. |
AspiringPhilosophe 26.08.2006 07:39 |
<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:Another Excellent post by ThomasHaruko Aozora wrote: greek-catholic priests can marry...They're not Catholic. They're Greek-Orthodox. There are three main branches of Christianity (we will exclude Coptic Christians from this, as it makes matters confusing and they are only a very small group): Eastern Orthodox (Church of Constantinople, Church of Greece, etc.) : they are a direct continuation of the dominant movement in early Christianity from rougly the later portion of the second century AD. Roman Catholic Church: separated from the Eastern Orthodox Churches in the 11th century AD. In stead of the Patriarch in charge of the Eastern Orthodox Church, they established the Bishop of Rome as God's representative on earth, making him infallible (a practice not present in other Christian Churches) Protestantism: a name given to all those denominations following the ideas of the 16th century "reformation". This includes, but is not limited to, the abolition of priesthood (a priest has authority over his congregation, a minister is technically speaking the equal of his), celibacy, worship of saints (which could be argued as being polytheistic) and unconditional loyalty to the Pope. In effect, this liberalized Christianity, including the common man (and to a lesser degree, woman) in its services more, and making Christianity individualistic and non-hierachical. Great explanation :-) |
Haruko Aozora 26.08.2006 07:54 |
CMU HistoryGirl wrote:my dear... Greek-Catholic is a branch of Christianism specific for the are of Transylvania, where Romanians, in order to receive rights, they created a combination between Catholicism (the Habsburg part) and Orthodoxy (the Romanian part). And yes, Greek-Catholic priests can mary, otherwise I wouldn't be here, nor would my mom.<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:Another Excellent post by Thomas Great explanation :-)Haruko Aozora wrote: greek-catholic priests can marry...They're not Catholic. They're Greek-Orthodox. There are three main branches of Christianity (we will exclude Coptic Christians from this, as it makes matters confusing and they are only a very small group): Eastern Orthodox (Church of Constantinople, Church of Greece, etc.) : they are a direct continuation of the dominant movement in early Christianity from rougly the later portion of the second century AD. Roman Catholic Church: separated from the Eastern Orthodox Churches in the 11th century AD. In stead of the Patriarch in charge of the Eastern Orthodox Church, they established the Bishop of Rome as God's representative on earth, making him infallible (a practice not present in other Christian Churches) Protestantism: a name given to all those denominations following the ideas of the 16th century "reformation". This includes, but is not limited to, the abolition of priesthood (a priest has authority over his congregation, a minister is technically speaking the equal of his), celibacy, worship of saints (which could be argued as being polytheistic) and unconditional loyalty to the Pope. In effect, this liberalized Christianity, including the common man (and to a lesser degree, woman) in its services more, and making Christianity individualistic and non-hierachical. |
thomasquinn 32989 26.08.2006 08:01 |
I see my explanation wasn't clear enough. I blame myself for that. Regardless of the word 'Catholicism' in their name, they abide not by the Pope, but by the Patriarch. That makes them officially Eastern Orthodox, meaning they do not have celibacy amongst other things. |
Haruko Aozora 26.08.2006 08:12 |
this is the thing about this church. it's got orthodox elements, but it recognizes the pope not the patriarch. link |
thomasquinn 32989 26.08.2006 08:33 |
As we just discussed on MSN, I think this is mainly a matter of naming vs. categorization. However, there are always examples to be found which don't comply with standards if one looks for them. It's the essence of humanity, if you ask me. |
Haruko Aozora 26.08.2006 08:36 |
As I told you, you can't find anything pure in my area... Pure as in totally catholic for example. It's specific for Eastern Europe. And usually when I say I'm Romanian, I can be Romanian, Hungarian, German, Gipsy, Serb, Turkish, etc... And it's all this mix that makes the stuff that is created here quite difficult to put in a particular cathegory (at least in the Western point of view). |
great king rat 1138 26.08.2006 10:36 |
<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:I'm afraid not Casper. Vicars, Priests and clergy are also titles used officially in the Church of England, Church of Wales and many other protestant groups around the world, as are bishop, deacon, canon and rector - they are not exclusive to the roman catholic church. Whoops yourself.great king rat 1138 wrote:Pastors, priests, vicars, clergy are terms refering exclusively to Catholic functions, my friend. Whoops.FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: Pastors aren't allowed to get marriedPastors (or priests/ministers/vicars/clergy) can and do get married in most denominations other than catholicism... however, I don't think they're allowed to marry themselves. Can you imagine if they got hideously mashed. They'd end up with about twelve wives/husbands! |
thomasquinn 32989 27.08.2006 07:48 |
great king rat 1138 wrote:A) CaspAr, with an A, thank you<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:I'm afraid not Casper. Vicars, Priests and clergy are also titles used officially in the Church of England, Church of Wales and many other protestant groups around the world, as are bishop, deacon, canon and rector - they are not exclusive to the roman catholic church. Whoops yourself.great king rat 1138 wrote:Pastors, priests, vicars, clergy are terms refering exclusively to Catholic functions, my friend. Whoops.FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: Pastors aren't allowed to get marriedPastors (or priests/ministers/vicars/clergy) can and do get married in most denominations other than catholicism... however, I don't think they're allowed to marry themselves. Can you imagine if they got hideously mashed. They'd end up with about twelve wives/husbands! B) The Church Of England is indeed a complicated issue. They are not really protestant, in fact; they are inbetween. The practice of worship of saints is distinctly catholic (in fact, repulsion towards this (and the worldly position of the clergy) was one of the main reasons for the protestant uprising), for instance. Yet the Church Of England still recognizes the saints. Furthermore, they have a Catholic hierachy. You will find this is not present in ANY protestant church. As for "and many other protestant groups around the world", this is only true for 'protestant' groups which are part of the Church Of England (such as the Church Of Wales you mentioned). If you were to research the subject, you would find that, although I cannot deny that you are right as far as the Church Of England is concerned (even though I maintain that it is not truly protestant), I am completely right in what I have stated here. |
AspiringPhilosophe 27.08.2006 08:24 |
<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:I don't know a whole lot about the Church of England, but when I was taking a course in Tudor England last summer the prof said something that kind of applies to what Caspar just said. Of course, he was talking in the historical context, and since I'm not familiar with the "modern" church I don't know how far this applies, but Caspar reminded me of this.great king rat 1138 wrote:A) CaspAr, with an A, thank you B) The Church Of England is indeed a complicated issue. They are not really protestant, in fact; they are inbetween. The practice of worship of saints is distinctly catholic (in fact, repulsion towards this (and the worldly position of the clergy) was one of the main reasons for the protestant uprising), for instance. Yet the Church Of England still recognizes the saints. Furthermore, they have a Catholic hierachy. You will find this is not present in ANY protestant church. As for "and many other protestant groups around the world", this is only true for 'protestant' groups which are part of the Church Of England (such as the Church Of Wales you mentioned). If you were to research the subject, you would find that, although I cannot deny that you are right as far as the Church Of England is concerned (even though I maintain that it is not truly protestant), I am completely right in what I have stated here.<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:I'm afraid not Casper. Vicars, Priests and clergy are also titles used officially in the Church of England, Church of Wales and many other protestant groups around the world, as are bishop, deacon, canon and rector - they are not exclusive to the roman catholic church. Whoops yourself.great king rat 1138 wrote:Pastors, priests, vicars, clergy are terms refering exclusively to Catholic functions, my friend. Whoops.FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: Pastors aren't allowed to get marriedPastors (or priests/ministers/vicars/clergy) can and do get married in most denominations other than catholicism... however, I don't think they're allowed to marry themselves. Can you imagine if they got hideously mashed. They'd end up with about twelve wives/husbands! My prof said that the Church of England was basically "Catholocism without the Pope", because it retained so many other catholic elements. Whether that's true today still...I don't know. But, I just thought I'd share that. |
thomasquinn 32989 27.08.2006 08:35 |
Thank you very much. And your professor's words are not in the least bit uncommon. In fact, it's the same description I heard my father (who was a professor of comparative religious studies) give it. The Church Of England did not come into existance in the same way as the reformation and it's protestants did. While they were born out of idealism, and were based upon a whole new set of values regarding revolutionizing of the faith, the Church Of England was created out of one person's personal necessities: the king. So, instead of changing the whole thing to fit the needs of a changing age, he only changed what he needed to make it fit his current needs, which left him with augmented Catholicism. |
AspiringPhilosophe 27.08.2006 16:12 |
No Prob, Caspar. I did enjoy that class, and learning all about the religious "break" from Rome, if one could call it that. Personally, I don't think the "break" was made until the second half of Elizabeth's reign, even though some still insist on marking it with Henry VIII's divorce campaign. It's a fascinating area of history, and a classic example of spin (spin being defined as twisting the truth of a situation to meet your current needs). I mean, there was never really a time when Henry came out and said "I want a divorce, and the Pope won't sanction it, so screw him, I'm forming my own chuch". He was always releasing statements and things that said things like "Catholocism has failed the people" and pointed to the grievances already listed by other Protestant Groups because it was convienient at the time. My my....how little people change in the 450+ years since then. |
great king rat 1138 27.08.2006 20:28 |
<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:Firstly, sorry about the mis-spelling, I thought you may object to being lumped in with a friendly ghost!great king rat 1138 wrote:A) CaspAr, with an A, thank you B) The Church Of England is indeed a complicated issue. They are not really protestant, in fact; they are inbetween. The practice of worship of saints is distinctly catholic (in fact, repulsion towards this (and the worldly position of the clergy) was one of the main reasons for the protestant uprising), for instance. Yet the Church Of England still recognizes the saints. Furthermore, they have a Catholic hierachy. You will find this is not present in ANY protestant church. As for "and many other protestant groups around the world", this is only true for 'protestant' groups which are part of the Church Of England (such as the Church Of Wales you mentioned). If you were to research the subject, you would find that, although I cannot deny that you are right as far as the Church Of England is concerned (even though I maintain that it is not truly protestant), I am completely right in what I have stated here.<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:I'm afraid not Casper. Vicars, Priests and clergy are also titles used officially in the Church of England, Church of Wales and many other protestant groups around the world, as are bishop, deacon, canon and rector - they are not exclusive to the roman catholic church. Whoops yourself.great king rat 1138 wrote:Pastors, priests, vicars, clergy are terms refering exclusively to Catholic functions, my friend. Whoops.FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: Pastors aren't allowed to get marriedPastors (or priests/ministers/vicars/clergy) can and do get married in most denominations other than catholicism... however, I don't think they're allowed to marry themselves. Can you imagine if they got hideously mashed. They'd end up with about twelve wives/husbands! Secondly, never say that the church of wales if part of the church of england, especially if you're in wales (unless you like getting a kicking from lots of hardcore rugby players that is) Thirdly, in all my life being brought up as a protestant in Britain (and in france) I've never come across anyone worshipping saints, as this kind of goes against the whole idea of 'one god' to worship. CMU history girl says that the CofE is basically 'catholicism without the pope' but it's also missing confession, (official) celibacy amongst the clergy, depictions of the stations of the cross, latin mass, transubstantiation and a whole lot of other crap. It's still all a load of cobblers if you ask me, but it's very different to catholic cobblers in my experience :) |
That guy who digs energy domes 27.08.2006 23:06 |
<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote:She was trying to warn usThe Artist Formerly Known As Paul JR wrote: Someone answer this one If the man in the back didnt say everyone attack, would it still have turned into a ballroom blitz?It is arguable that should the man in the back have held back, then the girl in the corner would have been the instigator of the situation. |
AspiringPhilosophe 28.08.2006 06:06 |
great king rat 1138 wrote:I did say that, but I think you missed the place where I said I was speaking in the historical context, because I didn't know much about the modern chuch of England. I have no idea if it's still that way. My point was that when it was first formed (and for the first at least 30 years) that's what it was. I don't know if it's still like that, so that's not what I was trying to say.<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:Firstly, sorry about the mis-spelling, I thought you may object to being lumped in with a friendly ghost! Secondly, never say that the church of wales if part of the church of england, especially if you're in wales (unless you like getting a kicking from lots of hardcore rugby players that is) Thirdly, in all my life being brought up as a protestant in Britain (and in france) I've never come across anyone worshipping saints, as this kind of goes against the whole idea of 'one god' to worship. CMU history girl says that the CofE is basically 'catholicism without the pope' but it's also missing confession, (official) celibacy amongst the clergy, depictions of the stations of the cross, latin mass, transubstantiation and a whole lot of other crap. It's still all a load of cobblers if you ask me, but it's very different to catholic cobblers in my experience :)great king rat 1138 wrote:A) CaspAr, with an A, thank you B) The Church Of England is indeed a complicated issue. They are not really protestant, in fact; they are inbetween. The practice of worship of saints is distinctly catholic (in fact, repulsion towards this (and the worldly position of the clergy) was one of the main reasons for the protestant uprising), for instance. Yet the Church Of England still recognizes the saints. Furthermore, they have a Catholic hierachy. You will find this is not present in ANY protestant church. As for "and many other protestant groups around the world", this is only true for 'protestant' groups which are part of the Church Of England (such as the Church Of Wales you mentioned). If you were to research the subject, you would find that, although I cannot deny that you are right as far as the Church Of England is concerned (even though I maintain that it is not truly protestant), I am completely right in what I have stated here.<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:I'm afraid not Casper. Vicars, Priests and clergy are also titles used officially in the Church of England, Church of Wales and many other protestant groups around the world, as are bishop, deacon, canon and rector - they are not exclusive to the roman catholic church. Whoops yourself.great king rat 1138 wrote:Pastors, priests, vicars, clergy are terms refering exclusively to Catholic functions, my friend. Whoops.FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: Pastors aren't allowed to get marriedPastors (or priests/ministers/vicars/clergy) can and do get married in most denominations other than catholicism... however, I don't think they're allowed to marry themselves. Can you imagine if they got hideously mashed. They'd end up with about twelve wives/husbands! No offence, I'm just trying to clarify that I didn't make that judgement about the modern church, since I refrain from making judgements about things I know nothing about (which seperates me from 95% of all other Americans). |
Sherwood Forest 28.08.2006 11:06 |
i can suprisingly answer all of those questions |
great king rat 1138 29.08.2006 03:56 |
CMU HistoryGirl wrote:glad to hear it :)great king rat 1138 wrote:I did say that, but I think you missed the place where I said I was speaking in the historical context, because I didn't know much about the modern chuch of England. I have no idea if it's still that way. My point was that when it was first formed (and for the first at least 30 years) that's what it was. I don't know if it's still like that, so that's not what I was trying to say. No offence, I'm just trying to clarify that I didn't make that judgement about the modern church, since I refrain from making judgements about things I know nothing about (which seperates me from 95% of all other Americans).<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:Firstly, sorry about the mis-spelling, I thought you may object to being lumped in with a friendly ghost! Secondly, never say that the church of wales if part of the church of england, especially if you're in wales (unless you like getting a kicking from lots of hardcore rugby players that is) Thirdly, in all my life being brought up as a protestant in Britain (and in france) I've never come across anyone worshipping saints, as this kind of goes against the whole idea of 'one god' to worship. CMU history girl says that the CofE is basically 'catholicism without the pope' but it's also missing confession, (official) celibacy amongst the clergy, depictions of the stations of the cross, latin mass, transubstantiation and a whole lot of other crap. It's still all a load of cobblers if you ask me, but it's very different to catholic cobblers in my experience :)great king rat 1138 wrote:A) CaspAr, with an A, thank you B) The Church Of England is indeed a complicated issue. They are not really protestant, in fact; they are inbetween. The practice of worship of saints is distinctly catholic (in fact, repulsion towards this (and the worldly position of the clergy) was one of the main reasons for the protestant uprising), for instance. Yet the Church Of England still recognizes the saints. Furthermore, they have a Catholic hierachy. You will find this is not present in ANY protestant church. As for "and many other protestant groups around the world", this is only true for 'protestant' groups which are part of the Church Of England (such as the Church Of Wales you mentioned). If you were to research the subject, you would find that, although I cannot deny that you are right as far as the Church Of England is concerned (even though I maintain that it is not truly protestant), I am completely right in what I have stated here.<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:I'm afraid not Casper. Vicars, Priests and clergy are also titles used officially in the Church of England, Church of Wales and many other protestant groups around the world, as are bishop, deacon, canon and rector - they are not exclusive to the roman catholic church. Whoops yourself.great king rat 1138 wrote:Pastors, priests, vicars, clergy are terms refering exclusively to Catholic functions, my friend. Whoops.FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: Pastors aren't allowed to get marriedPastors (or priests/ministers/vicars/clergy) can and do get married in most denominations other than catholicism... however, I don't think they're allowed to marry themselves. Can you imagine if they got hideously mashed. They'd end up with about twelve wives/husbands! |
LinkHimself 29.08.2006 17:15 |
FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: "Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?" No, an umbilical cord doesn't have nerves. "Why can't liquor freeze? " Liquor can freeze. But alcohol (or water with alcohol) needs a lower temperature to freeze. "If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?" Yes, karaoke means "empty orchestra". And it doesn't matter who wrote the song. "Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?" Joey isn't short for Joe.. Joey and Joe are both short for Joseph. "If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?" Pastors aren't allowed to get marriedWhoa you are the smarts ;) Some questions made me think a little. Like the 7/11 question. My answer would be, because doors are made that way. |