Mr.Jingles 21.08.2006 00:23 |
Somebody answer me this question: Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on... ...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing? |
That guy who digs energy domes 21.08.2006 00:32 |
Its our right wing plot to decrease the population |
Mr.Jingles 21.08.2006 00:41 |
Thanks! Now I know why I haven't been able to get a boner since I saw my neighbor showing off his fat tities on Sunday morning. |
That guy who digs energy domes 21.08.2006 00:43 |
Yeah, we opened our own branch of KFC to try to get everyone fat. Now you can order a large bucket of Left Wings |
RETROLOVE 21.08.2006 00:45 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: Somebody answer me this question: Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on... ...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?LOL!!! Good question!! |
AspiringPhilosophe 21.08.2006 08:04 |
Hey Mr. Jingles I know what you mean. I think whatever that rule is, it's somewhere on the list around the rules that say that you have to be 300 plus pounds to wear a speedo. **shudders** Seen that one demonstrated way too often! |
deleted user 21.08.2006 12:18 |
CMU HistoryGirl wrote: Hey Mr. Jingles I know what you mean. I think whatever that rule is, it's somewhere on the list around the rules that say that you have to be 300 plus pounds to wear a speedo. **shudders** Seen that one demonstrated way too often!-shudder- ewwwww X[ hot chickz get arrested for that?! thats stupid |
user name 21.08.2006 15:08 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: Somebody answer me this question: Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on... ...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?How often do YOU see hot chicks mowing lawns EVER, regardless of apparel? |
Mr.Jingles 21.08.2006 17:20 |
<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote:Hmmm... I was obviously refering at NOT wearing shirts.Mr.Jingles wrote: Somebody answer me this question: Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on... ...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?How often do YOU see hot chicks mowing lawns EVER, regardless of apparel? However, hot chicks mowing lawns might not be as awesome as hot chicks washing cars. |
user name 21.08.2006 17:54 |
Mr.Jingles wrote:Haha, hey, you said the exact same thing.<b><font color=666600>Music Man wrote:Hmmm... I was obviously refering at NOT wearing shirts. However, hot chicks mowing lawns might not be as awesome as hot chicks washing cars.Mr.Jingles wrote: Somebody answer me this question: Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on... ...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?How often do YOU see hot chicks mowing lawns EVER, regardless of apparel? |
Micrówave 21.08.2006 18:24 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: Somebody answer me this question: Why is it that fat and ugly guys with tons of hair on their back are allowed to mown their lawns with no shirts on... ...while hot chicks with killer bodies get arrested by doing the exact same thing?Because if you ARE a hot chick and you DO have a killer body, dammit SHAVE YOUR BACK!!! |
Mr.Jingles 21.08.2006 23:03 |
I remember the other day I went to Barnes&Noble and while I was waiting on the line, there was this guy in front of me wearing a tank top that exposed a gruesome bunch of dark thick hairs on his back. To make matters ever worse, the guy was sweating like a roasted pork. You could even see the drops of sweat running down his back. It was absolutely disgusting. The guy could have been Chewbacca's cousin for all I knew. I nearly puked at the sight of that. |
Carol! the Musical 21.08.2006 23:39 |
God, I hote those men. :O They always happen to be mowing the lawn with their hairy backs when I go to pick my sister up from school.. |
Sergei. 22.08.2006 12:09 |
Somehow Robin Willianms comes to mind... |
Haystacks Calhoun II 22.08.2006 12:20 |
Now, I am a 6'6" skinny, pretty well built dude, and I NEVER, EVER mow my yard sans shirt....as it may cause the local housewives to wreck thier minivans passing by! Really, I just find it tacky, but there are plenty of bigguns around to make up for my lack of display. I do, however, enjoy mowing in my crotchless chaps, but as I sit on a riding mower, no one knows but me! |
great king rat 1138 23.08.2006 03:31 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: I remember the other day I went to Barnes&Noble and while I was waiting on the line, there was this guy in front of me wearing a tank top that exposed a gruesome bunch of dark thick hairs on his back. To make matters ever worse, the guy was really sweaty. The guy could have been Chewbacca's cousin for all I knew. I nearly puked at the sight of that.Sounds like my double!!! |
AspiringPhilosophe 23.08.2006 07:54 |
There is definately a line between being confident enough in oneself not to care about the way you look, and just being a plain slob. It's a shame that it's not drilled into everyone from birth where that line is. That would solve most of these problems in a generation or less. On the bright side though....even though it sounds kinda mean, when I see women or men who look like that, it kinda makes me feel better about myself. |
great king rat 1138 23.08.2006 08:27 |
but what is wrong with a man having a hairy back? How is it any different to having a hairy chest (supposedly makes a man virile and sexy) And suggesting it makes someone like me a slob is completely unjustified. Fight for hairy rights! |
AspiringPhilosophe 23.08.2006 14:51 |
great king rat 1138 wrote: but what is wrong with a man having a hairy back? How is it any different to having a hairy chest (supposedly makes a man virile and sexy) And suggesting it makes someone like me a slob is completely unjustified. Fight for hairy rights!:-) Didn't neccessarily say that there was anything wrong with it. It's all about personal taste. Some women like hairy chests in a man, some don't. But forcing the entire world to look at whichever one you have is not cool....save it for the people you really care about (family, wife/girlfriend, husband/boyfriend, etc). The rest of the world doesn't really want to know.... |
Sergei. 23.08.2006 16:08 |
great king rat 1138 wrote: but what is wrong with a man having a hairy back? How is it any different to having a hairy chest (supposedly makes a man virile and sexy) And suggesting it makes someone like me a slob is completely unjustified. Fight for hairy rights!With Freddie as the spokesperson! :P |
great king rat 1138 24.08.2006 03:00 |
CMU HistoryGirl wrote:Very true, but if i buy a top which allows a bit of hair to poke out of the top of the neck, or a vest (tank top for our american friends) which lets a bit sneak out from the shoulder area, does this mean I should only wear said garments around my wife? It's not as if I'm running around with my top off flashing the rainforest on my back, all my tattos and my winter reserve of blubber to the world is it? :)great king rat 1138 wrote: but what is wrong with a man having a hairy back? How is it any different to having a hairy chest (supposedly makes a man virile and sexy) And suggesting it makes someone like me a slob is completely unjustified. Fight for hairy rights!:-) Didn't neccessarily say that there was anything wrong with it. It's all about personal taste. Some women like hairy chests in a man, some don't. But forcing the entire world to look at whichever one you have is not cool....save it for the people you really care about (family, wife/girlfriend, husband/boyfriend, etc). The rest of the world doesn't really want to know.... |
great king rat 1138 24.08.2006 03:01 |
<font color=&#FF0063><b>Cookies! wrote:Hell yes! Yer man Fred had quite a subtly hairy back, but it was definitely there, as can be seen in the One Vision Documentary on GVH2great king rat 1138 wrote: but what is wrong with a man having a hairy back? How is it any different to having a hairy chest (supposedly makes a man virile and sexy) And suggesting it makes someone like me a slob is completely unjustified. Fight for hairy rights!With Freddie as the spokesperson! :P |
AspiringPhilosophe 24.08.2006 06:56 |
great king rat 1138 wrote:No, that isn't my point at all. :-) A little is not a bad thing, and I'm not implying that you only should wear clothes like that around your wife. But since the topic was guys who go sans shirt like that, that's what I meant. It's the "flashing the rainforest on my back, all my tattos and my winter reserve of blubber to the world" that I meant should be reserved for private. Going in public sans shirt is essentially forcing the world to look at you, warts and all, and most of the public isn't interested unless you fall into certain body types, that's all I meant. I don't fit into that type either, and I didn't set the types, and I don't think they are fair. But I'd still rather not see a 300 pound guy with more hair than Chewbacca in a speedo if I can avoid it.CMU HistoryGirl wrote:Very true, but if i buy a top which allows a bit of hair to poke out of the top of the neck, or a vest (tank top for our american friends) which lets a bit sneak out from the shoulder area, does this mean I should only wear said garments around my wife? It's not as if I'm running around with my top off flashing the rainforest on my back, all my tattos and my winter reserve of blubber to the world is it? :)great king rat 1138 wrote: but what is wrong with a man having a hairy back? How is it any different to having a hairy chest (supposedly makes a man virile and sexy) And suggesting it makes someone like me a slob is completely unjustified. Fight for hairy rights!:-) Didn't neccessarily say that there was anything wrong with it. It's all about personal taste. Some women like hairy chests in a man, some don't. But forcing the entire world to look at whichever one you have is not cool....save it for the people you really care about (family, wife/girlfriend, husband/boyfriend, etc). The rest of the world doesn't really want to know.... |
great king rat 1138 24.08.2006 08:42 |
CMU HistoryGirl wrote:Fair enough - in that case Iwon't send you the photo's then ;)great king rat 1138 wrote:No, that isn't my point at all. :-) A little is not a bad thing, and I'm not implying that you only should wear clothes like that around your wife. But since the topic was guys who go sans shirt like that, that's what I meant. It's the "flashing the rainforest on my back, all my tattos and my winter reserve of blubber to the world" that I meant should be reserved for private. Going in public sans shirt is essentially forcing the world to look at you, warts and all, and most of the public isn't interested unless you fall into certain body types, that's all I meant. I don't fit into that type either, and I didn't set the types, and I don't think they are fair. But I'd still rather not see a 300 pound guy with more hair than Chewbacca in a speedo if I can avoid it.CMU HistoryGirl wrote:Very true, but if i buy a top which allows a bit of hair to poke out of the top of the neck, or a vest (tank top for our american friends) which lets a bit sneak out from the shoulder area, does this mean I should only wear said garments around my wife? It's not as if I'm running around with my top off flashing the rainforest on my back, all my tattos and my winter reserve of blubber to the world is it? :)great king rat 1138 wrote: but what is wrong with a man having a hairy back? How is it any different to having a hairy chest (supposedly makes a man virile and sexy) And suggesting it makes someone like me a slob is completely unjustified. Fight for hairy rights!:-) Didn't neccessarily say that there was anything wrong with it. It's all about personal taste. Some women like hairy chests in a man, some don't. But forcing the entire world to look at whichever one you have is not cool....save it for the people you really care about (family, wife/girlfriend, husband/boyfriend, etc). The rest of the world doesn't really want to know.... |
iGSM 24.08.2006 10:17 |
Oh :( You know - I didn't even know you got hair on your back. Seems pretty....odd? Scree? |