QueenZone discussion #852356

<font color=pink>The Millionaire Waltz wrote: link ^ Roijiru, the imposter. But please do carry on, complete the list, my dears!

<font color=pink>The Millionaire Waltz wrote: I know many of you might have reacted in... certain ways because of the topic name, but... it's true. The REAL Roger Taylor is dead. Roger Meddows-Taylor died back in 1976, and was replaced by a lookalike named Rojiru Tairoru, a Japanese dockworker who just happened to be at the right place at the right time. There's a whole bunch of evidence to support this theory. I do not yet possess the complete list, but here's a few: 1. The Roger Taylor we know today looks much older than the pre '76 Roger Taylor, doesn't he? Well, of course, because he's NOT Roger Taylor. An imposter, simply. A different man. 2. The pre '76 Roger had long hair. What about "Roger" today? Exactly, he has SHORT HAIR! Another piece of evidence that points to that Roger Taylor died and was replaced by a lookalike in the mid seventies. 3. Roger Taylor was actually homosexual, while the lookalike is straight. That is why "Roger Taylor" today has produced children. 4. Roger Taylor was actually a FEMALE, which the current "Roger" obviously isn't. Or is he? No, probably not. 5...? Feel free to complete the list. Oh, I almost forgot. Roger died in the classic car crash, of course.

DeeEmm wrote: "Sheer Heart Attack", "All Dead, All Dead" "...so honey, spread your wings and fly away..." "Who Needs You" "It's Late" "My Melancholy Blues" ... It all makes sense now!

<font color=pink>The Millionaire Waltz wrote: I know many of you might have reacted in... certain ways because of the topic name, but... it's true. The REAL Roger Taylor is dead. Roger Meddows-Taylor died back in 1976, and was replaced by a lookalike named Rojiru Tairoru, a Japanese dockworker who just happened to be at the right place at the right time. There's a whole bunch of evidence to support this theory. I do not yet possess the complete list, but here's a few: 1. The Roger Taylor we know today looks much older than the pre '76 Roger Taylor, doesn't he? Well, of course, because he's NOT Roger Taylor. An imposter, simply. A different man. 2. The pre '76 Roger had long hair. What about "Roger" today? Exactly, he has SHORT HAIR! Another piece of evidence that points to that Roger Taylor died and was replaced by a lookalike in the mid seventies. 3. Roger Taylor was actually homosexual, while the lookalike is straight. That is why "Roger Taylor" today has produced children. 4. Roger Taylor was actually a FEMALE, which the current "Roger" obviously isn't. Or is he? No, probably not. 5...? Feel free to complete the list. Oh, I almost forgot. Roger died in the classic car crash, of course.

DeeEmm wrote: "If You Can't Beat Them" "Dead On Time" "Leaving Home Ain't Easy" "Don't Stop Me Now" (written about the speed and the thrill of the ride before the accident) ... "Dragon Attack" (the other car had a Dragon sticker on it) "Another One Bites the Dust" "Don't Try Suicide" "Sail Away Sweet Sister" (as Roger was a girl) ... "Friends Will Be Friends" (written in memory of Taylor) "Who Wants To Live Forever" ... "Innuendo" (clearly pointing out the hidden messages about his death) "Headlong" (...and you're rushing headlong, OUT OF CONTROL, and you think you're SO STRONG) "I Can't Live With You" "Don't Try So Hard" "Ride The Wild Wind" (also about the ride) "All God's People" "The Hitman" (Roger used drumsticks to HIT drums) and, finally, "The Show Must Go On" - even after Roger's death, Freddie's ailment, and Brian's drug addiction. Amen.

val<font color=violet>lie wrote: yawn... those stories sound an awful lot like those about Paul McCartnet, don't they? Ah well, some people just don't have anything good to do with their lives

star wrote: FUCK YOU ,Millionaire Waltz, FUCK YOU!!! I'll never come in again,I do my Site, and i have control with assholes like you. . I'm really sad about this, because I think Queen is so much Great Than This, I never imagine Queen Fans thinking this kind of shit, how old are you, you must have shit in your Brain, and don't reply me I'll never come in this fucking site,

<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote:

star wrote: FUCK YOU ,Millionaire Waltz, FUCK YOU!!! I'll never come in again,I do my Site, and i have control with assholes like you. . I'm really sad about this, because I think Queen is so much Great Than This, I never imagine Queen Fans thinking this kind of shit, how old are you, you must have shit in your Brain, and don't reply me I'll never come in this fucking site,

Why do you capitalize random words? :)

<font color=pink>The Millionaire Waltz wrote:

val<font color=violet>lie wrote: yawn... those stories sound an awful lot like those about Paul McCartnet, don't they? Ah well, some people just don't have anything good to do with their lives

Oh, I love you too.

star wrote: FUCK YOU ,Millionaire Waltz, FUCK YOU!!! I'll never come in again,I do my Site, and i have control with assholes like you. . I'm really sad about this, because I think Queen is so much Great Than This, I never imagine Queen Fans thinking this kind of shit, how old are you, you must have shit in your Brain, and don't reply me I'll never come in this fucking site,

mayniac316<h6>Madam May</h6> wrote: No, Roger didn't die in a classic car crash. He was hacked to pieces by none other than Brian May. You see, it all goes back to the late 1960s when Brian and his Dad were building the "Old Lady." Brian calls his guitar the "Old Lady" because they decided to make the guitar out of Brian's own grandmother. In 1976, the original guitar was shattered into a thousand and three pieces when a 354-pound Japanese fan sat on it by accident. Brian was mortified. He had to come up with a new guitar before the next gig, but his other grandmother had died the previous year. He decided to use Roger instead to build his new guitar, and stained the outside with Roggie's blood. That's why the guitar has that distinct red color.

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote:

mayniac316<h6>Madam May</h6> wrote: No, Roger didn't die in a classic car crash. He was hacked to pieces by none other than Brian May. You see, it all goes back to the late 1960s when Brian and his Dad were building the "Old Lady." Brian calls his guitar the "Old Lady" because they decided to make the guitar out of Brian's own grandmother. In 1976, the original guitar was shattered into a thousand and three pieces when a 354-pound Japanese fan sat on it by accident. Brian was mortified. He had to come up with a new guitar before the next gig, but his other grandmother had died the previous year. He decided to use Roger instead to build his new guitar, and stained the outside with Roggie's blood. That's why the guitar has that distinct red color.

ROFLMAO

<font color="FF0099">LetMeEntertainYou wrote:

the GIRLZ are back in town wrote:

mayniac316<h6>Madam May</h6> wrote: No, Roger didn't die in a classic car crash. He was hacked to pieces by none other than Brian May. You see, it all goes back to the late 1960s when Brian and his Dad were building the "Old Lady." Brian calls his guitar the "Old Lady" because they decided to make the guitar out of Brian's own grandmother. In 1976, the original guitar was shattered into a thousand and three pieces when a 354-pound Japanese fan sat on it by accident. Brian was mortified. He had to come up with a new guitar before the next gig, but his other grandmother had died the previous year. He decided to use Roger instead to build his new guitar, and stained the outside with Roggie's blood. That's why the guitar has that distinct red color.

ROFLMAO

haha! Creative story... xD xD xD

SK wrote: It was well known that the real RTs nickname was "Jazz". This was also why the last album he was alive for, was named after him(He died during the sessions of course!) the fake Roger("Foger)wrote a song promptly speaking about the man who he replaced(while trying to sound "political" too *rolls eyes*) More Of That Jazz If you're feelin' tired and lonely Uninspired and lonely If you're thinkin' how the days seem long All you're given Is what you've been given A thousand times before Just more more More of that jazz More no more of that jazz Give me no more No more of that jazz Only football gives us thrills Rock'n'roll just pays the bills Only our team is the real team Bring out the dogs get on your feet Lay on the floor Can't help thinkin' I've heard that line before Just more more More of that jazz More no more of that jazz Give me no more No more of that jazz Oh no matter Fool got no business hanging round and tellin' lies No more no more no more Of that jazz Oh yes, if you play it backawards you also hear the "Miss Him, Miss Him" message of course

<font color="FF0099">LetMeEntertainYou wrote:

SK wrote: It was well known that the real RTs nickname was "Jazz". This was also why the last album he was alive for, was named after him(He died during the sessions of course!) the fake Roger("Foger)wrote a song promptly speaking about the man who he replaced(while trying to sound "political" too *rolls eyes*) More Of That Jazz If you're feelin' tired and lonely Uninspired and lonely If you're thinkin' how the days seem long All you're given Is what you've been given A thousand times before Just more more More of that jazz More no more of that jazz Give me no more No more of that jazz Only football gives us thrills Rock'n'roll just pays the bills Only our team is the real team Bring out the dogs get on your feet Lay on the floor Can't help thinkin' I've heard that line before Just more more More of that jazz More no more of that jazz Give me no more No more of that jazz Oh no matter Fool got no business hanging round and tellin' lies No more no more no more Of that jazz Oh yes, if you play it backawards you also hear the "Miss Him, Miss Him" message of course

And to think, that is one of my favorite songs...PSSSHHH!

<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote: ^ o ^ I would never even mention,I cant take it as a joke...how can you..?!?

<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote: oh right...I thought because the subject and what people were writing at the begining thanks =]

SK wrote:

<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote: ^ o ^ I would never even mention,I cant take it as a joke...how can you..?!?

It's a paordy of the "Paul Is Dead" joke. Its satire love. Don't take it so personal :)

<font color=pink>The Millionaire Waltz wrote: Lol, I must have shit in my Brain.

<font color=pink>The Millionaire Waltz wrote:

SK wrote:

<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote: ^ o ^ I would never even mention,I cant take it as a joke...how can you..?!?

It's a paordy of the "Paul Is Dead" joke. Its satire love. Don't take it so personal :)

Thanks, man! I love you! Finally someone who gets it! ;)

mayniac316<h6>Madam May</h6> wrote: No, Roger didn't die in a classic car crash. He was hacked to pieces by none other than Brian May. You see, it all goes back to the late 1960s when Brian and his Dad were building the "Old Lady." Brian calls his guitar the "Old Lady" because they decided to make the guitar out of Brian's own grandmother. In 1976, the original guitar was shattered into a thousand and three pieces when a 354-pound Japanese fan sat on it by accident. Brian was mortified. He had to come up with a new guitar before the next gig, but his other grandmother had died the previous year. He decided to use Roger instead to build his new guitar, and stained the outside with Roggie's blood. That's why the guitar has that distinct red color.

<font color="9933FF"><b>The Fairy Queen wrote: 5. The original Roger Taylor used to wear tiger-suits and leather-pants...These days, the imposter wears *GASP* NORMAL CLOTHING!

freddiemercury5 wrote: Oh get over it!-Rog isnt dead! If you're a queen fan-you would know that if roger was dead fred, brian and john would tell the world about it... The reason rog isnt wearing those clothes anymore is that he is 58 now...and in the 80's was that queen changed their image-fred had mostache and so on... ROGER isnt dead! thats rog when 6-[IMG]link rog in early 70's-[IMG]link rog late 70's-[IMG]link rog in early 80's-[IMG]link (top ones rog in late 80's-)[IMG]link rog 90's-[IMG]link SAME MAN!!!!!!!!!

<font color=pink>Account Deleted Moment wrote: Why revive and ancient thread if it isn't about Treasure Moment or sex? Stupid Kaylee person.