The Fairy King 03.08.2006 09:54 |
The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test To me, what's most frightening about the horrors of World War II is that many Germans sat idly by, while their leaders stomped all over Europe and slaughtered innocent people. There was no excuse then, as there would be no excuse now. Amazingly, the German people embraced their ridiculous Fuehrer, or at the very least, they accepted him. It was cool and patriotic to support Hitler. (A little close-minded, though.) So, please take my test. It will measure how blindly patriotic you are, how susceptible to brainwashing you are, and how cunning you are, and then, by applying your attitudes and beliefs in zee German context, determine whether you'd have been a Nazi, or at least looked the other way. I don't know about you, but I take solace from the fact that Germany was split in half, never to be reunited again. link My results: The Expatriate Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi. |
Lisser 03.08.2006 10:08 |
I took the whole test but at the end it said they were experiencing technical difficulties. Poo |
Lester Burnham 03.08.2006 10:14 |
Lisser wrote: I took the whole test but at the end it said they were experiencing technical difficulties. PooThat means you would've been Adolf Hitler. Congratulations. |
M a t i a s M a y 03.08.2006 10:18 |
Lester Burnham wrote:LMAO!!!!Lisser wrote: I took the whole test but at the end it said they were experiencing technical difficulties. PooThat means you would've been Adolf Hitler. Congratulations. Well, I must say that I'm not surprised |
Lester Burnham 03.08.2006 10:23 |
Hm, I set myself and Lisser up for that one. So sorry, Lisser :( I'll go back to the Serious Discussion area and stop stirring things up here. |
deleted user 03.08.2006 10:41 |
I took it I'm 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic If Ihad been German in the 30s, I would've left the country Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi. |
Carol! the Musical 03.08.2006 11:07 |
Oh, oh, oh! Yesterday, when I caught up on my reading, I finished reading a book called The Wave, and it has to do with this.. It shows how a school "experiment" went too far, and the whole school ended up with a group called The Wave, like the Nazis. It shows how easily it could all happen again, and how history could really repeat itself. Excellent read! :D |
Maruga 03.08.2006 11:26 |
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi. FUCK YOU FUCKING NAZIS!!! |
rachael mae. 03.08.2006 11:28 |
"The Foot Soldier Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS. The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions? Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs." Woops.. |
deleted user 03.08.2006 12:00 |
thats the result i got ^^^^^ SNAAAAAAAAP! i would've been a nazi..woop di dooo! |
Dances With Freddie 03.08.2006 12:28 |
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic woops :o/ You scored higher than 90% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 27% on antitolerant You scored higher than 41% on patriotic Yeah well I knew it. nazis SUCK but I am patriotic. and brainwashworthy. The only thing is, I don't believe in being mean!! VERY important! :) peace |
Lisser 03.08.2006 13:16 |
Lester Burnham wrote: Hm, I set myself and Lisser up for that one. So sorry, Lisser :( I'll go back to the Serious Discussion area and stop stirring things up here.Trust me honey buns, it is no big deal. :) |
Dances With Freddie 03.08.2006 13:30 |
<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: Oh, oh, oh! Yesterday, when I caught up on my reading, I finished reading a book called The Wave, and it has to do with this.. It shows how a school "experiment" went too far, and the whole school ended up with a group called The Wave, like the Nazis. It shows how easily it could all happen again, and how history could really repeat itself. Excellent read! :Dhey I've seen the movie! fascinating and scary. |
blerp 03.08.2006 14:23 |
Oh no. I got the Everyday German! |
Carol! the Musical 03.08.2006 14:26 |
Dances With Freddie wrote:There's a movie? :0<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: Oh, oh, oh! Yesterday, when I caught up on my reading, I finished reading a book called The Wave, and it has to do with this.. It shows how a school "experiment" went too far, and the whole school ended up with a group called The Wave, like the Nazis. It shows how easily it could all happen again, and how history could really repeat itself. Excellent read! :Dhey I've seen the movie! fascinating and scary. |
Gone. 03.08.2006 14:31 |
<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: Oh, oh, oh! Yesterday, when I caught up on my reading, I finished reading a book called The Wave, and it has to do with this.. It shows how a school "experiment" went too far, and the whole school ended up with a group called The Wave, like the Nazis. It shows how easily it could all happen again, and how history could really repeat itself. Excellent read! :DME TOO! I READ THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Gone. 03.08.2006 14:31 |
<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote:yep! I watched it and read it.Dances With Freddie wrote:There's a movie? :0<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: Oh, oh, oh! Yesterday, when I caught up on my reading, I finished reading a book called The Wave, and it has to do with this.. It shows how a school "experiment" went too far, and the whole school ended up with a group called The Wave, like the Nazis. It shows how easily it could all happen again, and how history could really repeat itself. Excellent read! :Dhey I've seen the movie! fascinating and scary. |
Carol! the Musical 03.08.2006 14:45 |
I was required to read it cause I'm gonna take advance history in 8th grade ( big no-no, cause I know shit about history ). o_0 I thought it'd be so boring at first, but I liked it! |
Gone. 03.08.2006 14:46 |
<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: I was required to read it cause I'm gonna take advance history in 8th grade ( big no-no, cause I know shit about history ). o_0 I thought it'd be so boring at first, but I liked it!OOOH! 8th grade sucked for me! lol..but for some reason, going over the Nazi topic is interesting to me! |
sparrow 21754 03.08.2006 15:34 |
<font color="FF0099">LetMeEntertainYou wrote:same here! im actually good friends iwth a hollocaust survivor. she goes around and speaks about her experiences. i belive she is the strongest person ive ever met. i havent spoken to her in a while.<font color=336600>ChinesedogTorture wrote: I was required to read it cause I'm gonna take advance history in 8th grade ( big no-no, cause I know shit about history ). o_0 I thought it'd be so boring at first, but I liked it!OOOH! 8th grade sucked for me! lol..but for some reason, going over the Nazi topic is interesting to me! Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country was mine |
wstüssyb 03.08.2006 17:35 |
chtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope. Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators. Deutschland: Uber Alles! |
That guy who digs energy domes 03.08.2006 22:04 |
Im not NAZI, Im US Army |
Gone. 03.08.2006 22:06 |
The Artist Formerly Known As Paul JR wrote: Im not NAZI, Im US ArmyRIGHT ON! |
That guy who digs energy domes 03.08.2006 22:29 |
<font color="FF0099">LetMeEntertainYou wrote:The terrorists will find I can be worse than any NaziThe Artist Formerly Known As Paul JR wrote: Im not NAZI, Im US ArmyRIGHT ON! |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 04.08.2006 00:38 |
well my name is really Adolfo..... hehehe I hate nazis |
Bob The Shrek 05.08.2006 03:38 |
'I don't know about you, but I take solace from the fact that Germany was split in half, never to be reunited again.' Breaking news - Germany reunified 16 years ago, it made the local newspapers. |
thomasquinn 32989 05.08.2006 06:43 |
The Expatriate Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi. |