I was going to do the same as Lester, until I realised that I'm severely lacking in the cleavage department (or as my sister calls them: "man-boobs").
Ian.
OK, after looking at my profile for the first time in yonks, can I just say what the fuck is a picture of a badger in a Freddie outfit doing there?!!!!!
^ hey, my breasts are better than yours! No need to be jealous.
And I thought the tongue poke was sexy, but the photographer caught me at the wrong moment.
*gets down on knees and worships Poppy*
OMG I still can't believe what I saw!!!!!!! John's was actually .....well.....REAL!!!!!!!
The Freddie one just looks as if it is but in reality it's not! *still trying to catch breath*