Lester Burnham wrote: A jumper cable walked into a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender looked him up and down and said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
oh that reminds me of
Two fat blokes was sitting in a bar:
"Your round."
"So are you you fat bastard!!"
*tries really hard to stay serious...losing control...er...must burst into...laugh...ter*
deleted user 01.08.2006 19:18
I'm perfectly serious about trivial things.
Not even muffins could bribe the male members of my cast to try a "non-cockney" English accent.
I nearly killed them all - seriously.
They were chocolat-chip muffins.
AND I even supplied tea - hot tea, not cold tea. With choice of sugar and the like.
But, no. Their versions of Jack and Algy were going to have obnoxious fake-cockney accents.
The girls, on the other hand, did nicely.
Directing a play isn't that exciting. You end up being the tea-and-muffins person and you have to tell the director that you found out they taped 75% of their lines to various parts of the set.
Very strange things happened in drama.
